Project Dual Nature

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NPOV:The purpose of this policy is to get everyone to realize that they have a bias, and to try to lessen it or at least take it into account. And it is '''not''' an actual wiki policy.

The Nature Of the Policy

If the game has a dual nature policy, why not the wiki? Here are the tenets of the proposed wiki dual nature policy: (If you are a survivor, replace X with survivor. If you are a zombie, replace X with zombie.)

Tenets

  • If a suggestion appears that is incredibly pro-X but would completely unbalance the game, then you MUST vote keep, otherwise you are a horrible X and should switch to X's enemies.
  • If a suggestion appears that is anti-X to any extent, flame it horribly, and call everyone else a moron for being unable to realize how stupid the moron is that proposed the policy.
  • If an X zergs, defend him to the fullest extent, up to and including absurd conspiracy theories.
  • If an enemy of X'es zergs, demand that Kevan come to his house and rip out his entrails.

Effects of the Policy

As you can see, this effectively does the job of dividing the wiki, so we will be able to determine each other's biases much better, as there is not nearly enough drama in the wiki nowadays. Only an idiot anti-X would be so dumb as to oppose this policy.

Civility

Always be civil with an X. With an anti-X, the goddamn dirty ass motherfuckers don't deserve to be shitted on with courtesy.

Signatories

Drama Llama.jpg DIRTY {Put Group You Oppose Here)'s!!!
"This user believes that those damn dirty {Put Group You Oppose Here)'s need to be suggested out of the game, and plans to do this by supporting the Project Dual Nature."

Put this on your userpage, and sign here.  Nalikill  TALK  E!  W!  M!  USAI  04:23, 6 October 2007 (BST)

  1.  Nalikill  TALK  E!  W!  M!  USAI  20:11, 7 October 2007 (BST)
  2. Anything With the drama llama deserves a keep vote/signature. Except anything to do with those dirty X's.--Wooty 06:23, 22 October 2007 (BST)