Quartly Lecture Group ten

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Mar 1st

You heard a distant groaning 1 block to the west and 4 blocks to the north.
Chacarrillo the zombie gestured at one of the zombies (GrumbleCake).
Chacarrillo the zombie gestured to wasteland.
One Angry Zed said "Hey Protomorph, good to see you again. Hi Lexus, seem to recall I've bitten you a few times back in the day... good to see you on neutral ground"
TheZombieFlanders the zombie said "Rrh zrmbrrh rrh, rm ba rrh mrrrh bab!!!!"
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured at itself.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured to Quartly Library.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured at the ceiling.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured down at the ground.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured at the survivors.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured to the west.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured to the east.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured to the north.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured to the south.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured to the south-west.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured to the north-east.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured to the south-west.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured to the south-east.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured at itself.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured at the survivors.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured at the ceiling.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured down at the ground.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured to Quartly Library.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie said "Rh!!!! Hammrrrmrh!!!!"
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured to the east.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured to the west.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured to the east.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured to the west.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured to the east.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured to the west.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured at itself.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured at the survivors.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie said "Han rrh rrh mrh! Nrh rh rmrh rh grh m zrmbrrh rra rn!!!!"
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured at sarah tonin.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured at Sir Fred of Etruria.
TheZombieFlanders the zombie gestured to Quartly Library.
A flare was fired in this block.
Lexus Nexus the zombie said "Harmanz arh nah bananaz. Harmanz habh bragnz an bananaz nah habh bragnz."
Ironman70 said "GrumbleCake I warned you about that generator... a personal offense... I'm not going to kill you that was a warning."
sarah tonin said "Thanks for those fancy dance moves Mr. Flanders. It's kinda hard to make out what you're saying at times, are you familiara with Q-Zombie?"
sarah tonin said " http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Q-zombie"
Gore Girl said "Lexus Nexus, thanks for explaining the difference between harmanz and bananaz to our less intelligent visitor. GrumbleCake's affliction can't be helped, as it's a byproduct of chromosomal abnormalities prior to death."
Solarnus the zombie said "Graagh"
Solarnus the zombie said "Hrh?"
Solarnus the zombie said "Nrh hrh rh rrh rnrrrrng, hrman hrgrrrh rh zrmbrrh? Rh!"
Solarnus the zombie said "Rrh, rrh"
Gore Girl said "Lexus Nexus, some ice cream n brainz for our new visitor! *forks over some cash* Let it not be said that the librarians at Quartly are without hospitality."
Gore Girl said "Solarnus, enjoy the refreshments. If you get revived, please sample our orange drink, or allow Rodwy to pour you a nice glass of wine."
Gore Girl said "It's too bad GrumbleCake broke our genny. I can't see to shelve these books. *knocks over a pile of biographies* Ah! Richard Wright's Black Boy. No wonder I couldn't find that the other day. Someone had it in the wrong pile! *looks around accusingly*"
Solarnus the zombie said "Hrh, han Grrrh Grrh! Rh ga arh an rrangrh rrn"
xryanx1 revivified a zombie.
Solarnus said "Now that was refreshing, xryanx1, thanks! And Gore Girl, I'll gladly have one of the orange drinks xD"
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
VZ the zombie said "HARMAN hra BANANA! RAM! RAM! HRRRRRRAGH"
snotmonster the zombie said "GARARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRH!"
snotmonster the zombie said "Ah mah gah!!! Zambahz!"
rotter on crack the zombie killed mozzie.
ignoti said "*sheepish glance* Sorry about that Gore Girl, I was using that stack as a stool so I could change the light bulbs. I didn't damage any of them though... because I put the L.Ron Hubbard books on top. I figured they wouldn't even be noticed."
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
Melani said "Refuled the genny. With I had a radio. Though they're not much good."
Melani said "*Wish"
Jamed the zombie said "Gang Bangaz? Harmanz? Zambah? Bra Bra Bra Bra"
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
MrBadman the zombie destroyed the generator.
Melani said "Who dystroyed the generator?"
MrBadman the zombie dragged Ropes McGurk out into the street.
snotmonster the zombie killed a zombie.
snotmonster the zombie said "Ba zambah"
jjh the zombie killed One Angry Zed.
elgala said "OAZ, are your brains really that tasty?"
elgala said "bah. *pokes the bodies*"
YendorMej said "Are all of these zombies friendlies? If not, which ones?"
Gore Girl said "Mr badman (id=641570) destroyed the genny. Bad zambah! No ice cream brainz for you!"
Gore Girl said "Phew, taking out the cades is hard work for a harman! I'm tempted to open the doors and let in a bit of light, but it's a bit chilly out there. Wouldn't want our pantsless undead friends to get cold. Or do zambahz not get cold?"
snotmonster the zombie gestured at one of the zombies (jjh).
You heard a loud and distant groaning 1 block to the west and 2 blocks to the south.
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage.
The zombie grabbed hold of you!
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage.
The zombie lost its grip.
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage. ...and again. ...and again.
The zombie lost its grip.
The zombie grabbed hold of you!
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
The zombie lost its grip.
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage.
The zombie grabbed hold of you!
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage. ...and again. ...and again.
The zombie lost its grip.
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage.
The zombie grabbed hold of you!
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage. ...and again. ...and again.
Dwayne Wade Davis the zombie killed Sir Fred of Etruria.
Niruida Kyoujin said "It seems Mr. Davis does not respect our library rules. You do not kill people here. Here's his profile number : 295385. Break it again and you'll be wishing that you didn't get up when you die."
Ezekiel Jones II said "i second that vagvue threat"
One Angry Zed the zombie gestured at one of the bodies (Sir Fred of Etruria).
One Angry Zed the zombie said "Angrah zambah zaz nah harm mah rh!brarh!an!!"
One Angry Zed the zombie gestured at one of the zombies (jjh).
One Angry Zed the zombie said "Bah zambah!! Bah!! Nah harm harmanz!n zah rh!brarh!!!"
elgala revivified a zombie.
Senor Misterioso the zombie said "Zrmbahz nah bananaz?"
Ciarden said "Niruida Kyoujin there is a bounty on you,http://ud-malton.info/rg/i/733100, and I am here to collect."
Ciarden killed Niruida Kyoujin.
A flare was fired 9 blocks to the west and 10 blocks to the south.
JoshPAYN3 the zombie killed NoRmedic.
You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
toreador the zombie said "Harrah!"
You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby.
yo mommah the zombie dragged Darmoth out into the street.
You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby.
toreador the zombie said "Nmmm-hnnz?aanzz!zbzmzmzbn?baaannzzn,aa-azan.aaz?zmzb-aza-naa-az--gn.z?"
toreador the zombie said "Aaaahazbn,aan?-nz!n.aannzzn,aan?zbznnzzmn.aazbzzaa-azan.aa-hnnnzn.gg"
toreador the zombie said "G.zmzmaaznzbznz?-naa-hn.z!n.aa-azan.aanzz-z!z-n?z--gn.z?ba"
ScottyBones the zombie dragged Flickman666 out into the street.
toreador the zombie said "Aaaag.zzn,aa-azan.aaznz-znn.aaz!nn-azaz?aaz--b-an?z!nnnzn.bg"
You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby.
toreador the zombie said "Agg!n.-hnnz!n.aa-azan.aahznnnznzn.z!-hz-n-zhbaaazn-naaz?z-zzab"
toreador the zombie said "Hah, nah harm zahmbah!"
PJ RISES said "LEARN TO SPEAK ENGLISH"
PJ RISES said "and stop dragging people outside"
toreador the zombie said "Mah habbah Zahmbah Zamrhm ahn harman bang bang man harm Zahmbah."
PJ RISES killed a zombie.
toreador the zombie said "NAH HARM ZAHMBAH!"
toreador the zombie said "Bahg bahg harman bang bang man!"
toreador the zombie said "Mmm... Harman bang bang man haz mmm...mmm. Bra!nz."
Kalvin Lyle revivified a zombie.
Bob the Angry Zombie the zombie said "Hrh grh, rrrh hrh mrb hrrrh.. Hrh rh rrrrh rrh rrh rmrh rrh b. Rh an rh mrh nrh rh anrnrh hrrrh nrrh rrng rn hrh zrmbrrh rrh rh hrng. Arrh hra, rh ha rh rh."
Lockand1oad said "I dont understand zombie-speak...let me get my translater..."
Bob the Angry Zombie the zombie said "An nrh rrh rmrh harrh."
Bob the Angry Zombie the zombie said "Rh am zrmbrrh nrh"
Bob the Angry Zombie the zombie said "Rh am hrngrh rrh rrrh brarn"
Bob the Angry Zombie the zombie said "Rarh rrrrh mrh, nrh."
Bob the Angry Zombie the zombie said "Han rrh! Han rrh!"
Bob the Angry Zombie the zombie said "Rrrh aarrh arrh mrh rrmrh, brh rh rra rrrrh rrh rh hrh rrrh arrrarrn rh rrngrh."
Lockand1oad said "I dont understand zombie-speak...let me get my translater..."
Lockand1oad said "this isnt even Q-zombie..." ...and again.
toreador the zombie said "Zahmbah nah habbah Angrah Zahmbah."
toreador the zombie said "AR GBHRnHG NMnGBHAMZRZHGanGB ARHG HAARHGhHAMZ, ARHG ARRZ nHRHG hra BGnHRZM GBARaMNHAZZHG."
toreador the zombie gestured at PJ RISES.
You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby.
A zombie attacked you for 4 damage.
The zombie's bite was infected! (You'll now take 1HP damage for every action you take, except speaking. Infection can be cured with a first aid kit.)
You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby.
Kamikazi Jim the zombie killed Paasky.
MrFredSmith said "Growler 327, biting is NOT allowed in this building. Consider this your warning..."
MrFredSmith killed a zombie.
Sir Fred of Etruria the zombie said "Mrh?"
Sir Fred of Etruria the zombie gestured to Quartly Library.
Sir Fred of Etruria the zombie gestured at itself.
Gore Girl said "WTF is the RRF doing attacking Quartly Library?"
Trushalo revivified a zombie.
You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby.
VZ the zombie said "Zarrah harman, bah ah ahm ah hangrah zambah, ahn naz harman zharz braanz. Harman, nah gah mrh! Gah graagh! Bah hra zgaarah zambah! Grab harmanz ahn harm! Bah zrang, bah zgaarah, bah hra zambah! B hra rh h hra h harman"
VZ the zombie said "Hrrrh?"
toreador the zombie said "Ragrabang Zahmbahz gang bang harmanz, Ragrabang Zahmbahz nah BARHAH! Harmanz. Nah Nah Harm Hamanz."
VZ the zombie said "Harh harh!"
toreador the zombie said "Zahmbah Amahn Harmanz..."
toreador the zombie said "Harah Grh!znah, Harah Grh!znah, Grh!znah Grh!znah, Harah harah! Banana-Rama, Banana-Rama, Rama Rama, Banana nana!"
Ezekiel Jones II said "no biteing"
VZ the zombie said "Harrh? Nah brahrh"
Timmy Treadwell the zombie killed Tarin the Terrible.
Randomdead healed you for 10 HP.
toreador the zombie said "Ah, Harmanz? Hamanz gannah gah barraggazaz. Mannah Zahmbahz bang bang harmanz. Barg harman bra!nz."
Senor Misterioso the zombie said "Nah brahrh?"
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage.
The zombie grabbed hold of you!
The zombie lost its grip.
Gore Girl said "Why VZ, if you're truly hungry, allow me to treat you to some ice cream brainz from Lexus Nexus' cart. I hear they're delicious. In fact, I think a double order is a good idea. *hands Lexus Nexus a credit card* I might as well start a tab, eh?"
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage.
The zombie grabbed hold of you!
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage. ...and again.
The zombie lost its grip.
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage.
The zombie grabbed hold of you!
A zombie attacked you for 4 damage.
The zombie's bite was infected! (You'll now take 1HP damage for every action you take, except speaking. Infection can be cured with a first aid kit.)
The zombie grabbed hold of you!
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage.
The zombie lost its grip.
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage.
The zombie grabbed hold of you!
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage.
The zombie lost its grip.
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage. ...and again.
The zombie grabbed hold of you!
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. The zombie lost its grip.
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage.
The zombie grabbed hold of you!
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage. ...and again.
You were killed by a zombie.
Doc Mot the zombie killed SweetIrony.



FOURTH GAP IN ZOMBIE NAMES BEGINS HERE


You heard a loud groaning from very close by. ...and again.
Shadowan killed a zombie.
Shadowan said "Bad Doc Mot! No! We don't bite here, and we most certainly do not kill!"
Shadowan said "Which zombies would like a revive?"
Shadowan said "I have a generator and fuel, but I am loathe to set them up. They would surely be destroyed in minutes, no?"
Melani said "Ok, either jamed or MrBadman (id=641570) maliciously attacked me earlier. I will not be nice and run away next time."
A zombie said "Granma"
Alias Sydney killed a zombie.
tomahawk53 killed a zombie. ...and another.
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
A zombie said "Rn hra rrrh, hrh aarh mrh rrm rrrrh."
A zombie said "Nrh harhm bananaz"
Charles Darwin said "Thank you kindly for the heals Trushalo and Randomdead. *tips hat*"
Charles Darwin said "Here's a little warning love bullet for all those naughty zeds that are chewing on us or destroying things!"
Daisuke Nagashi killed a zombie.
Charles Darwin said "I pulled the cades back down to lightly, maybe someone can help pull the rest down. I need to collapse into a comfy leather chair with a copy of Malthus. All that axe swinging is tough at my age!"
Freelancer George killed a zombie. ...and another.
A flare was fired 10 blocks to the east and 9 blocks to the south.
Protomorph said "After I retire from the USSR, I think I will become a librarian. Such a nice place here."
Mr Ash Williams said "Fuel and genny are provided by the S-Mart. Shop smart, shop S-Mart!"
A flare was fired 13 blocks to the east and 9 blocks to the south.
Sir Fred of Etruria said "Toreador, Lexus, Tucker, and my other zombie friends, we will need to defend ourselves from the zombie hordes which are attacking us. You just witnessed an attack from the RRF, their wandering a bit far from the homeland. This tells me that zombies are"
Sir Fred of Etruria said "growing restless/braver and a continued assault on our library is imminent. I don't know how, each of you will have to decide for yourselves, but the Quartly Library needs it zombie friends to help defend it. Every zombie who will help defend this home" Sir Fred of Etruria said "of higher learning, please give me... no, give the Quartly a cheer of 'Nah harm zah R!brar!anz.'"
Charles Darwin said "If we are going to change the cades, we should change the grafitti as well. I just used all my strength tearing it down, but it keeps going back up."
A zombie said "Man, ha hra hangrrrh."
One Angry Zed said "helloooo!! elgala, thanks for yet another revive--anything I can get you in return? perhaps I could hand-craft you a bookmark?"
A zombie said "Rmrh rrrh rrh mrh agarn rn hrh rbrarh. An rh grh hra rrrrh hrrrh? Mrh?"
Niruida Kyoujin said "Thank you very much, Sir Fred, for that quick revive. Well, I'm out for some revenge, this guy: 729806, killed me here. So cheers, i'll be back."
A zombie gestured at itself.
A zombie said "Zambah zmazzh"
A zombie said "Mrh?"
A zombie said "Na na na na... Na na na na... Haaa-aaah-aaah.... Zambah! Na na na na... Na na na na... Haaa-aaah-aaah.... Zambah! Na na na na... Na na na na... Haaa-aaah-aaah.... Zambah! Na na na na... Na na na na... Haaa-aaah-aaah.... Zambah!"
A zombie gestured to the north-east.
A zombie said "Ahhhhh mmmmm"
A zombie gestured at itself.
A zombie said "Baaah zambah"
A zombie said "Mrh?"
sarah tonin revivified a zombie. ...and again.
NoRmedic said "Thank you, Sarah. Marte, my apologies, it was an accident. I'm a little clumsy at zombie dancing, and stepped on the attack button in error."
BAPBAP said "So.. Experiment's going well?"
YendorMej said "Sorry, I got a bit nervous there. Sometime in between my leaving and returning, 8 new zombies appeared."
A flare was fired 14 blocks to the east and 2 blocks to the north.
A zombie said "Nah harm zah R!brarh!anz"
Chicken Boo said "ummmmmm........run?"
MrFredSmith said "NoRmedic, awesome zombie dance moves and music. Is it dizzco?"
NoRmedic said "No, cisco ducks"
Joshferatu said "Quite a bit of chaos going on outside... got infected twice in five minutes."
NoRmedic said "Lets hope it stays out there, I don't like dying more than once a day."
NoRmedic said "I must go find a nice bottle of wine for Sarah T. After she used up that AP reviving me."
NoRmedic said "I have three fuel cans, but it has a terrible aftertaste."
NoRmedic said "Does work when you really need it, though. Add some cherry juice to make it palatable."
One Angry Zed said "NoRmedic, that was most excellent dancing and singing... well done, indeed... and thanks for the heals Sir Fred, you are, as they say, a scholar and a gentleman"
A zombie said "Mrh?"
Joshferatu revivified a zombie.
sarah tonin said "NoRmedic thanks for the kind words. It's all in a days work here at the reference desk."
JoshPAYN3 said "somebody kill me please. thank you : )"

Mar 2nd

Ezekiel Jones II said "please dont leave the damn doors open, it's cold as hell out tonight."
A zombie said "Nah ganna harm rh!brarh!anz mahzrhbh. Bh harh abaah mah rhgzhahz?"
Ezekiel Jones II said "hello zombie friends, i'll be preforming your daily dna extractions tonight. please line up and wait patiently, it'l only sting for a second."
Charles Darwin said "Where would my syringes serve best? I don't want to bring back and zeds that don't want it! Maybe outside?"
Ezekiel Jones II said "thankyou all for your cooperation, there are complementary orange juice and sugar cookies on the table to my left for everyone who gave dna today."
Ezekiel Jones II said "well dont try it on 85018, or 671348"
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
A zombie dragged JoshPAYN3 out into the street.
A zombie gestured at One Angry Zed.
Randomdead said "Remember guys, check between 10-11 AM Eastern. The attacks on the library in the past few days has occured at these times. Fair warning."
Gore Corper said "hey proto... hope u feel avenged... :P"
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
Chris Ness killed a zombie.
Ezekiel Jones II said "anyone know where the nearest nectec is?"
xryanx1 said "Two southeast holds a necrotech."

SweetIrony the zombie said "Mrh? Mrh?? Zambazzah mrh mah!"
SweetIrony the zombie gestured at itself.
SweetIrony the zombie gestured to Quartly Library.
SweetIrony the zombie gestured at itself.
SweetIrony the zombie said "Mah zambah hranz, nah harm zah harmanz! Zambahz an harmanz an harmanah!!"
SweetIrony the zombie said "Nah grab, nah zmazh! Hagz harh zah harmanz, rab harh zah harmanz!"
SweetIrony the zombie said "An zah baaghz!! NAH HARM zah rh!brarh!h baaghz!"
SweetIrony the zombie said "Nah, ah am ganna gaanz!"
SweetIrony the zombie gestured to the north-east.
SweetIrony the zombie gestured to the south-west.
SweetIrony the zombie gestured to the north-west.
SweetIrony the zombie gestured to the south-east.
SweetIrony the zombie gestured down at the ground.
SweetIrony the zombie gestured at the ceiling.
SweetIrony the zombie gestured down at the ground.
SweetIrony the zombie gestured at the ceiling.
SweetIrony the zombie gestured to the north-east.
SweetIrony the zombie gestured to the south-west.
SweetIrony the zombie gestured to the north-west.
SweetIrony the zombie gestured to the south-east.
SweetIrony the zombie gestured down at the ground.
SweetIrony the zombie gestured at the ceiling.
SweetIrony the zombie gestured at itself.
SweetIrony the zombie gestured at Sir Fred of Etruria.
SweetIrony the zombie gestured at sarah tonin.
SweetIrony the zombie gestured at itself.
SweetIrony the zombie gestured at Gore Girl.
SweetIrony the zombie gestured at Scheffler.
SweetIrony the zombie gestured down at the ground.
SweetIrony the zombie gestured at the ceiling.
SweetIrony the zombie gestured at itself.

elgala revivified a zombie.
elgala said "will whjoever keeps biting me please stop?"
A zombie said "Banana Gang Bangaz Harmanz an Zambahz? Nrrh bra nrrh bra"
A flare was fired 10 blocks to the east and 9 blocks to the north.
Protomorph said "14 zombies. Woah. Great dancing btw, SweetIrony."
Lilandryl said "Thanks for the revive Joshferatu!"
A flare was fired 9 blocks to the east and 9 blocks to the south.
Bob the Angry Zombie said "Thank you Jarper for that timely revivie."
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
A zombie destroyed the generator.
A zombie dragged Marte the Moocher out into the street.
Shadowan said "Clearing out the bad seeds are we? Excellent. I have a shotgun with your name on it GrumbleCake."
Shadowan killed a zombie. ...and another.
Zombie9989 killed a zombie.
A zombie said "Zambaz nrh harm Harmanz."
A zombie said "Harmanz nrh harm Zambahz"
A zombie killed Zombie9989.
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
A zombie said "HAZZAH rh AM hra HAZZAH ZAMBA"
One Angry Zed said "so, though it seems to have been difficult as of late to conduct any scholarly inquiry, Mr. Darwin, it occurred to me that, in our post-apocalyptic era, only zombies have evolved the ability to dance... am I understanding this correctly?"
A zombie killed Charles Darwin.
Middenface McNulty said "Niruida's a Pker http://www.ud-malton.info/Rogues_Gallery"
Middenface McNulty killed Niruida Kyoujin.
A zombie said "Nah Harm Harmanz"
A zombie gestured at NoRmedic.
A zombie said "Harh harh harh, Zahmbah Z!ng!ng!"
A zombie said "Ahn nah, Zahmbah Z!ng!ng"
A zombie said ".--.. -.....-.--. ---.-.. --- --....... - --- -....-.-. -....-.-..-"
A zombie said ".--!..!-!....!.-!.--.!---!.-..!---!--.!..!.!...!-!---!-...!.-!.-.!-...!.-!.-.!.-"
A zombie said "Zahmbahz,"
A zombie said "Zahmbahz ah Nahg Zahmbahz..."
A zombie said "Ahrh ah habbah Zahmbahz ahn ah Zambarg"
A zombie said "Rabahz"
A zombie said "Zambah Rabahz"
A zombie said "Ahrh ah habbah Zahmbahz ahn ah Zambarg"
A zombie said "Gah ahn Zahmbah..."
A zombie said "Ahn Barhah Zahmbah..."
A zombie said "Nah haz Hangah ah nahg branz"
A zombie dragged Ezekiel Jones II out into the street.
You heard a low groaning from very close by.
A zombie said "Zahmbahz..."
A zombie said "Ah nahg Zahmbahz..."
A zombie said "Ahrh ah habbah zahmbahz ahn ah Zambarg."
A zombie said "Ah ahm Zahmbah nah gah harhah zambah. Nah gah Rabah Zahmbah."
A zombie said "Nah harm zah R!brarh!anz......."
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
A zombie gestured at One Angry Zed.
xryanx1 revivified a zombie.
A zombie gestured to the north-east.
A zombie gestured to the north-west.
A zombie gestured down at the ground.
xryanx1 revivified a zombie.
Charles Darwin said "Why thank you Mr. xryanx. That was quite disturbing being mauled by that animal."
PJ RISES said "I brought a generator and some fuel."
Charles Darwin said "It was Dwayne Wade Davis the zombie that killed me. Now I realize my brain must be very tasty and it is quite large, but that was rather rude."
PJ RISES said "And Spazwit, stop biting me. There's rules her."
PJ RISES said "here, rather."
Charles Darwin said "And yes, One Angry Zed, I do believe that zombies have evolved the dancing trait. It seems quite common in their gene pool."
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
A zombie killed Gore Girl.
A zombie gestured to the north-east.
A zombie gestured to the south-west.
A zombie gestured to the north-east.
A zombie gestured to the south-west.
A zombie said "Nrgh rrrh nrgh rrrh"
A zombie said "Rh nrh hrh rh rh rh hra hra hra hra hra hra"
A flare was fired in this block.
CD Bales killed a zombie.
SweetIrony said "Thanks for the rev, elgala! Heehee, this no barricades thing is fun. :D Zombie friends, would any of you like to give a guest lecture for the Quartly Library Lecture Series?"


FOURTH GAP IN ZOMBIE NAMES ENDS HERE



Charles Darwin said "Sorry Mr. Bones, we can't have dangerous zeds in here. No killing librarians! You are now extinct."
Charles Darwin killed a zombie.
Gore Corper said "hey one angry zed :P i thought u would be in lockettside?"
Wil Johnson killed a zombie.
NoRmedic said "HB Barrghaaaz?"
NoRmedic said "Oh... I'm not a zombie anymore... I forgot."
NoRmedic said "Ahem .... It seems we have some heavy barricades :( I'll do what I can."
NoRmedic said "grumble I've had better luck explaining Ayn Rand to a socialist."
NoRmedic said "grumble grumble yawn"
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
Growler 327 the zombie destroyed the generator.
A Exeter killed a zombie. ...and another.
Bastard Jack killed a zombie.
Randomdead said "So many FAK's...so little time."
One Angry Zed said "hey Gore Corper, good to meet you : ) I was actually kicking around at the Blackmore for a bit, then I took one little break to pay a visit to the QSG, and the Blackmore fell. Just goes to show how important ZKing is, apparently... is Lockettside MT07?"
Freelancer George killed a zombie. ...and another. ...and another. ...and another.
xalam revivified a zombie.
xalam killed a zombie.
elgala said "lockettside isnt the tour, my sister is down that way, she says its the RRF looking for a tanning bed or something."
Tucker1Mark the zombie said "Ahm bahg!"
Slynn killed a zombie. ...and another.
Flint McDoorknob killed a zombie. ...and another.
Ezekiel Jones II the zombie said "Graangz harmanz ah zambaz"
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
YendorMej said "Now, now... we don't appreciate that loud groaning. It disturbs our scholarly inquiry."
Ezekiel Jones II the zombie said "!m zarah"
BlakesLuvrGurl the zombie said "Brnhr."
yo mommah the zombie said "Harh harh harh azz rama hamanz!!! MAH GRAB HARMAN MANBAG!!!"
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
Soulest the zombie dragged Leggy Bianca out into the street.
Ezekiel Jones II the zombie said "Ba zrh!rh"
Ezekiel Jones II the zombie gestured at one of the zombies (Soulest).
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
Leggy Bianca said "Thanks. What a wonderful gentleman you are. ::Give Trushalo a kiss on the cheek::"
'Frrow the zombie killed Leggy Bianca.
YendorMej said "*Sigh* I was hoping it wouldn't come to this..."
YendorMej killed a zombie. ...and another.
YendorMej said "Oh, my word. It seems I've used quite a bit of ammunition on these miscreants. Sorry for the noise, everyone."
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
YendorMej said "For the love of Apollo-- we're trying to get some nice, quiet work done. Just when I think I can get back to this tome on existentialism, you start groaning all over the place."
A flare was fired 11 blocks to the west and 11 blocks to the north.
Rodwy said "Sorry If I haven't healed you yet, I've seem to have run out of FAK's."
Ironman70 revivified a zombie.
A flare was fired 3 blocks to the east and 2 blocks to the north.
Charles Darwin said "15 zeds killed in the last 8 hours?!? So much for the no killing policy."
A flare was fired 4 blocks to the west and 3 blocks to the south.
Kobekitty killed a zombie.

Mar 3rd

sarah tonin said "Ghagharr!rra anh zamb!a.b., hahh. b.ah h.ahah h.a.a.r b.ha. gama. haz ghhanga.b. z!nghgha. b.ha. barraghab.a. ...b ahbb.ab.a.?"
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
Ezekiel Jones II said "iiiiiiiiiiiiii live"
Ezekiel Jones II said "Again!!"
Gore Girl killed a zombie.
Gore Girl said "I'm going to make it a policy to kill any zambah who violates our no violence policy. I'm tired of extending hospitality only to have it bite us in the ass."
Gore Corper said "does that include survivors who bite your ass ;)"
Ezekiel Jones II said "so no more giving me shit for it then?"
NicNac killed a zombie.
Niruida Kyoujin said "Thanks for the revive, sarah. It seems bounty hunters are out to get me these days."
Flickman666 said "It's nice to be back alive very nice to see everyone again. Hope I didn't miss anything important."
Gore Corper said "hmm where do i find a generator for this place?"
Gore Corper said "fuel and generator... :P there we go..."
Sotally Tober the zombie said "Graaaagh!"
Tom Deadspokes the zombie said "Grh."
Shadowan said "A tip, Niruida: change your group affiliation to some random other group. Either made up, or perhaps a pro-survivor one like the MPD. Won't make any difference to the BHers with UDTool, but it makes your PKer status slightly less obvious."
Shadowan said "Most of the rest of Red Rum do that. Its why their position on the stat page barely represents the actual numbers of the group."
Shadowan said "Anyway, how are we all doing? Looks as if the zombie threat is diminished. Sterling work."
art001 killed a zombie. ...and another. ...and another.
A flare was fired 4 blocks to the east and 11 blocks to the south.
Sir Fred of Etruria said "Oh my good friend, GoreGirl. Don't get pulled in by the barricades or the violent zombies. They will kill our guests, they always do. Just like they will destroy the barricades, they always do."
Sir Fred of Etruria said "Just loot for syringes and FAKs, and find some spray-cans. When I awoke the graf said 'ehb kill them all' and I've barely the energy to lower these 'cades. Alas, these interferences distract me from the lectures. Where were we, evolved zombie dancers ?"
mkmightymk revivified a zombie. ...and again.
mkmightymk said "there were 2 zeds inside i used rev on them and dumped them outside look check skillz of those that are inside for rotters"
mkmightymk said "kill one angery zed and dump him out"
A flare was fired 6 blocks to the east and 9 blocks to the south.
Sir Fred of Etruria said "Oh for the love of baked goods ! Somebody changed the graf again ! Now it says 'boompap help these's zeds inside' and the windows have been nailed shut and the door is buried in mounds of books and shelves."
Shadowan said "Our guests have allllll been removed. This is just not right. Silly trenchies don't understand - like that mkmightymk."
Niruida Kyoujin said "Thanks for the tip Shadowan. Anyway, why IS the library empty? And we're at EHB. Though sometimes not all the zombie follow the library rules."
Niruida Kyoujin said "Guys, if you want to barricade the library, at least keep it at VHB."
sarah tonin said "*sadness in her voice*"
sarah tonin said "Where did all of our rotter friends go? Why are all the windows and doors nailed shut?"
sarah tonin said "All i wish to do is go out and read the morning newspaper on the porch, while still being able to keep an eye on the reference desk."
sarah tonin said "All these cades manage to do is keep us locked in, if the dead want in, let them."
sarah tonin said "Niruida Kyoujin, i see you've put QSG in your profile. Thank You, i offer you a toast of Hojicha and biscuits, welcome."
Niruida Kyoujin said "*toasts and haves biscuits* I guessed if it"
Niruida Kyoujin said "it's not going to be my real group name there, and since I'm always here in the lib, it's just right that I help out."
Ropes McGurk said "The Rope Man is back"
Ropes McGurk said "Who wants to be in one of my movies"
elgala said "its nice to see the lights on for a change."
Ropes McGurk said "very much so"
JoshPAYN3 the zombie destroyed the generator.
You heard a loud groaning from very close by. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
One Angry Zed said "I've never, as zed, killed a harman, but mkmightymk has made the list of those I'd sure like to, if I ever took up the taste of brainz..."
One Angry Zed said "Josh, this is a harman-zambah friendly area"
One Angry Zed said "zmazhing gennies isn't appropriate--perhaps you'd care to give a lecture to make up for your transgression?"
One Angry Zed said "this biting isn't right at all... perhaps you're not familiar with the QSG? spend some time here, non-violently, and I think you'll appreciate it"
Ropes McGurk said "Josh no biting in the library Please"
One Angry Zed said "ok, out of FAKs... be right back... goodness, I hope I don't miss a lecture in the interval!"
Lilandryl said "Now that wasn't nice...I can't see a thing!"
Lilandryl said "I do have some fuel if someone else has a generator..."
Lilandryl said "Where is the nearest hospital? I would also like to pick up some FAKs..."
Charles Darwin said "There's a hospital South, then South-West. best of luck! I'll keep patching up folks in the mean time."
theStreetMime revivified a zombie. ...and again.
SweetIrony said "There! The doors and windows are all clear! Oh dear, Mr Scheffler is in dire need of some healing..."
MoreThanDork the zombie said "Haa brazzahz!!"
MoreThanDork the zombie said "!ranah"
MoreThanDork the zombie said "Mah zrzah"
MoreThanDork the zombie said "Mah z!zah"
SweetIrony said "Hello MoreThanDork!"
SweetIrony said "Good to see you, mah brazzah!"
MoreThanDork the zombie said "Graagh."
MoreThanDork the zombie said "!ranah!!!! Graaaaaaaaaaagh!"
SweetIrony said "That's all the faks I have, Mr. Scheffler... I hope you feel better now."
MoreThanDork the zombie said "Marba zah mazzarh!zz bang"
MoreThanDork the zombie said "!zz bang"
SweetIrony said "Ahh!! MTD, you have quite a scary Graaaaagh there!"
MoreThanDork the zombie said "Marba zah maazarh"
MoreThanDork the zombie said "!zz bang"
MoreThanDork the zombie said "Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."
MoreThanDork the zombie said "Aaaaaaaaarg!"
SweetIrony said "Marte is dead, you say? I'm sure she'll stand up again and come back inside... don't worry."
SweetIrony said "There there, mah zambah hran, bah habbah! Marba az ganna bah arragh."
SweetIrony said "Marba az ganna graagh, ganna ran, ganna grab an harm aga!n!"
SweetIrony said "Are you staying a zombie, MTD, or did you want a revive?"
SweetIrony said "...I guess I'll leave you as you are for now."
Marte the Moocher the zombie said "Ha!!hra mahrh zan barg!!!!!"
Marte the Moocher the zombie said "Gah bah"
Marte the Moocher the zombie said "!rana..."
SweetIrony said "Oh! Marte! I was just telling him not to worry, he was so sad that you were dead."
Marte the Moocher the zombie gestured to Train Plaza.
Marte the Moocher the zombie gestured to Henslowe Park.
Marte the Moocher the zombie gestured to Fernie Grove.
SweetIrony said "She's gone.... that girl just never stays put."
Marte the Moocher the zombie gestured to the Kirkby Building.
SweetIrony said "And she's back... good grief Marte, I can't keep up with you!"
Marte the Moocher the zombie gestured to Philpotts Towers.
Marte the Moocher the zombie said "Gah bah agahh!!!"
Marte the Moocher the zombie said "N"
Marte the Moocher the zombie said "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm."
Marte the Moocher the zombie said "Zarrah mah bah barg.."
Marte the Moocher the zombie said "Mmmmmmmmmmmmm...."
MoreThanDork the zombie said "Mmmmmmmmmmmmm"
MoreThanDork the zombie said "Mah zambah habba!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
MoreThanDork the zombie gestured at one of the zombies.
MoreThanDork the zombie said "!ab"
MoreThanDork the zombie gestured at one of the zombies.
MoreThanDork the zombie said "Habba habba habba!!!"
MoreThanDork the zombie gestured to Quartly Library.
MoreThanDork the zombie said "Hranz!!!"
MoreThanDork the zombie said "Granz!!!"
MoreThanDork the zombie gestured to the north-east.
MoreThanDork the zombie gestured to wasteland.
MoreThanDork the zombie gestured to the south-west.
MoreThanDork the zombie gestured down at the ground.
MoreThanDork the zombie said "HABBAH!"
xalam revivified a zombie.
Dick Pickman killed a zombie.
Trushalo said "I just spent all my energy getting the barricades from very strongly to quite strongly. I know why I'm a researcher and not an athlete, that's for sure."
Gore Girl said "Sir Fred, you're right. My apologies to the staff and visitors at Quartly. *hangs head in shame*"
ignoti said "Well, no rest for the weary then. I'll get the barricades."
ignoti said "There we go. Much better. I'm going to see about liberating a couple more first aid kits from the mall. Anyone need anything while I'm out?"
xalam said "*hangs head in disbelief and walks away*"
Rodwy said "A cornetto would be nice. Although I haven't seen any since the outbreak."
Jarper said "Heya all.. Thanks for the band aid, Charles."
Bob the Angry Zombie said "Thanks for all the heals guys. The newcomers do seem to be a bit... mouthy."
Darmoth the zombie said "Mrh?"
Vanderghast said "Ow ow ... my entire body hurts ... I think I'm missing more pieces than good is. Ow. Hm. thank you, Sarah Tonin. Being dead is enlightening, but not an experience I wish to repeat more than is necessary. Which, I guess, is to say, not at all."
Vanderghast said "Who's the visitor ?"
Randomdead said "The zombie is Darmoth id=740047. I think he just wants a revive."
Chacarrillo the zombie said "Arrh hrman grrng rh rnrnrrh rrng zrmbrrh rh nrh rrrrrrrn?"
Sir Fred of Etruria revivified a zombie.
Sir Fred of Etruria said "We've been barricades free for one week, do we have any doubters here who would like to comment on our experiment ? Or is there a supportive brain-rotter ?"

Mar 4th

NoRmedic said "Ahhh lights! Wonder how long this one will last? It was my last one."
deadtree said "Not brains.... books? Whaaaaa? *gnaws on the corner of an encyclopedia*"
NoRmedic said "As a visitor, Sir Fred, let me say I think your experiment is still on shaky grounds. Mostly due to the illiterates who can't or won't abide by the house rules. But it's an admirable effort, and I'll do what I can to support it."
A flare was fired 2 blocks to the south.
yo mommah the zombie killed YendorMej.
yo mommah the zombie said "Mmm harman harmbargarz"
A flare was fired 10 blocks to the east and 6 blocks to the south.
Scheffler said "My goodness, I certainly came close there, didn't I? Thank you ever so much, Ms. Irony. It is not everyday that I am tended to by a young lady, and I certainly shan't complain about it today."
yo mommah the zombie said "Narh marh narmarz"
yo mommah the zombie said "Harh harh" ...and again.
yo mommah the zombie said "NAR!!! RAAR rAR!!! NARRRRRR!!!!!"
yo mommah the zombie said "AAAAAAAMMMMMMM!!!!!!!"
yo mommah the zombie said "Bra!nz?"
yo mommah the zombie said "Narm narm"
yo mommah the zombie gestured at the ceiling.
Niruida Kyoujin said "Thanks for the heals Ezekiel. I'll be sure to put you on my 'good' list."
Sir Fred of Etruria said "What the christ, YoMommah(id=657470) you killed a member of the Quartly Study Group, he was a brain rotter, just like you. There is absolutely no justifiable reason to kill the person who opened these doors for you."
Ezekiel Jones II said "no problem Niruida, with all the incivility going on here, i fear such services have become sadly necissary"
Lilandryl said "I was wondering if I may join your group here? I do have a book to donate..."
Bill Gilbert healed you for 10 HP.
Chompy1 killed a zombie.
One Angry Zed said "Right said, Sir Fred"
xryanx1 killed a zombie.
Sir Fred of Etruria said "Right said Zed. Welcome to the dangerous world of literacy, I would give you the proper induction into the dark world of card catalogs and the faculty lounge, but we have two murderers in here. And unfortunately, Chompy1 killed the wrong undead."
Sir Fred of Etruria said "Ah, thank you XryanX1, he was a violent one... welcome to the library Lilandryl, proudly call yourself a Literate, and a Librarian. Vanilla wafers are in the faculty lounge, I'm gonna get some orange drink, and nobody go near the micro-fiche."
doct1400 killed a zombie.
ignoti said "Thanks for the assistance, Ezekiel. If there's anything I can do for you... please let me know."
Niruida Kyoujin said "It seems our zed friends are all shut-out. At least we have light, and the smell is not as bad."
MrFredSmith said "Just wanted to warn fellow literates about Daniel Defoe - 433291 - he's a PKer when alive and just as dangerous dead. He's the sole occupant of my personal Kill-On-Sight list, for what that's worth..."
MrFredSmith said "The afore-mentioned Mr. Defoe: http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=433291 "
MrFredSmith said "Got the 'cades down to nought, some of our guests might come back now."
MrFredSmith said "Sir Fred, I find I like your Study Group and it's unique mission & setting. Any formalities for joining you?"
Tom Deadspokes destroyed the generator.
Ezekiel Jones II said "you should not have done that tom, i was going to heal you up untill i saw that."
Randomdead said "Oh no you didn't! Im sorry deadspokes, but this is for your own good."
Randomdead killed Tom Deadspokes.
Randomdead said "Sorry, I had to bury his bones."
Ezekiel Jones II said "i just checked the quartly library wiki page and it appears to have eronious information regarding our baraade policy"
Jarper said "How vexing. *produces a crowbar from his back pockt and begins working on the barricades*"
Jarper said "Erk, I dropped an e. Where did I put that bottle of water?"
A flare was fired 9 blocks to the east and 1 block to the south.
A flare was fired 11 blocks to the west.
Middenface McNulty said "Niruida Kyoujin is a PKER - www.ud-malton.info/Rogues_Gallery"
Middenface McNulty killed Niruida Kyoujin.
Shadowan said "Requesting permission to hunt down and kill Middenface... That's just not on."
Shadowan said "Took down the cades, set up and fueled a new generator."
HighlandZHunter said "Chompy you are PKer scum."
HighlandZHunter killed Chompy1.
Sir Fred of Etruria said "The only special requirements are honor and class, MrFredSmith. You've already been added to my 'rolladex' as a friend to literacy, it'd be smashing to have you as a member..."
Niruida Kyoujin the zombie said "Rh rrh, rm ra agarn. Mrh?"
Sir Fred of Etruria said "Oh, dear... someone murdered Niruida. Why must they turn my library into a slaughterhouse ? **gets mop and bucket** But Shadowan, that sounds like something more suited to Shadowean than to your literate..."
Sir Fred of Etruria revivified a zombie.
Rockby Quickfoot said "Whew, good to be back. It was only 30 AP to get here from Jaochim. Never realized it was that close. Was kind of suprised when I saw Hildebrand and I was like Hey, wait a second, I'm that close already? I don't know if this zombie is nice, so I'll leave"
Rockby Quickfoot said "him be. Not that I could kill him anyway, what with my battle axe and all, unless he's already wounded and I could subdue him in 9 AP, but I guess it'll be 8 AP after I send this message."
Niruida Kyoujin said "Cheers for the heal, Sir Fred. Apparently the bounty hunters really hate me. Oh well, so what'd I miss?"
Shadowan said "You're quite right Sir Fred. I am just getting rather annoyed at these self-righteous BHers that think they can trample all over our rules when PKers - the supposed 'bad guys' - are quite civil. I think I shall call in my brother to teach the man a lesson"
max b revivified a zombie.
Niruida Kyoujin said "Perhaps I shall do something about it as well. I really don't mind getting bountied. At least they don't throw any old one-liners when they kill me. And we've got a nice radio show going here."
sarah tonin said "Lilandryl and Mr. Fred Smith, i would be honored to have you as librarians."
elgala said "hey ignote, isnt radio free malton's frequency 27.85 ?"
Niruida Kyoujin said "I'm just stocking up on shutgun rounds for a nice bang. It's hard living life with a KOS. But hell, it's pretty fun. A good night to you guys, and have fun hosting the radio, ignoti."
elgala said "err, ingoti even. im rubbish with names sometimes."
elgala said "if you're with RFM, do you have any idea where shaw and the rest of the 'Sards are?"
Niruida Kyoujin said "And could we leave the doors closed? It's a lot better with them closed, and it keeps the newbie zombies outside. I doubt that they'll know about our rules yet. And the smell is SO much better when the doors are closed."
tomahawk53 killed a zombie.
Niruida Kyoujin said "Wow. So this guy kills our guest, and doesn't even dump him out. And it looks like he just went and left."
Ironman70 said "What happened to all the undead intelectuals"
Ironman70 said "excuse the spelling"
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
sarah tonin said "It's sad Mr. Ironman, but passerby keep killing them."
sarah tonin said "Pardon the use of vivid language, but damn it Grumblecake, when are you going to put QSG in your profile."
Rotticus said "Hello to all. X of the Philosophe Knights greets you all :D"
Melani said "ZodiacknG, That was a warning. Don't attack me or I won't be nice next time. All i ask it the you use your words...."
Darmoth said "Mmh ... thank you fer th' revive. I know irish cusine is tasty, but I dinnae figger the zombies woulda know that too. *looks suspiciously at the gathered zombies* Are they friends or foes ?"
xryanx1 said "Mostly harmless."
Tucker1Mark the zombie said "Ahm nah bagh zambah, ahm gaagh! Ah nah harm R!brahrh!anz! Ah AHM hra R!brahrh!an!"
Tucker1Mark the zombie gestured at Niruida Kyoujin.
Tucker1Mark the zombie said "Ahn Raghz Gahrrarah? Ahm gahnahzrh"
One Angry Zed said "I must say, GrumbleCake, I've always rather liked your description--"
MoreThanDork said "Who is XALAM and what is his problem?"
MoreThanDork said "I was quite enjoying my return to zombie form, but some revive happy fool with a ridiculously xerox-like-name has to come along and ruin everything."
MoreThanDork said "Zombie life is so simple. No bickering amongst brethren, no childish threats to kill one another, no random profanity-laced insults over persons not even present. No worries what-so-ever."
Sir Fred of Etruria said "Oh Rockby we're trying to get a cultured gang of zombies for singing, dancing, lectures, and of course harp music. But the locals do not share our Philosophy in regards to the Higher Learning policy... "
MoreThanDork said "Harman life is nothing but worries: I need more food, guns, ammo, first aid kits. Not to mention the fear of being poisined or eaten by zombies, being locked outside or even inside. No stress over who takes care of barricading or how much to barricade."
xalam said "wow....I help re-cade this place and kill 6 zeds yesterday only so that you losers get attacked again. I'll cade but you guys are on your own."
Sir Fred of Etruria said "Huzzah, an old friend returns. Mr.ThanDork, welcome to back. We'll try to keep boasting to a minimum... **pats you on the back**"
MoreThanDork said "No stress over having enough light, enough gas, oil, electricity, keeping the walls spray painted with the most informative, concise and friendly information about whatever it is harmanz are always so frantically trying to communicate to one another..."
xalam said "screwit if you guys are going to smash my cades then you're on your own"
MoreThanDork said "XALAM here being a case in point. The boy can't read a simple sign on the wall and ruins an elaborate human-zombie party. (not to mention grumblecake, who's priviledgeed enough to be listening in right now)"
xalam said "dork, some of your zombie friends attacked me before they entered"
MoreThanDork said "But, as a zombie, you don't have to worry about spray painting and barricades and reading signs and communicating. If a building is barricaded, tear it down. If it's empty, move on. If there's a harman in front of you, eat it. Life is simple."
MoreThanDork said "Don't get me wrong, the QSG is great, wonderful, a blast. I've been here for... I don't even remember how long, that's how much I've enjoyed eing here, and I've been human 99% of that time. But, man, it doesn't beat zombie life."
MoreThanDork said "As a zomie, your party is never ruined no matter how many harmanz or zeds crash uninvited. Because at a zombie party, everyone's invited and everyone ends up zed."
MoreThanDork said "Now with all that said..."
MoreThanDork said "I bid GrumbleCake adieu."
MoreThanDork said "until tomorrow little friend"
MoreThanDork killed a zombie.
MoreThanDork said "And, hi Sir Fred. Good to see you too :)"
One Angry Zed said "More, I generally agree with you re: zombie life, but the one thing I miss as a zombie is being able to find and read newspapers... now if we could retain that skill as zambah, I'd be all set..."
Jarper said "Rockby! Welcome home!"
art001 killed a zombie. ...and another.
unsunghero11 said "Hello QSG! I bring books and a story!"
unsunghero11 said "Late last month I found a staircase in the janitors closet that led to a LARGE room half full of more reference and the other half holding the greatest novels since the 1600's to just before the incident. the basement goes allthe way to under the museum."
unsunghero11 said "whos the guest speaker?"
unsunghero11 said "you now have copys of all the lord of the rings novels and Tolkiens biography."
unsunghero11 said "by the way, there sighned by his descendants."
unsunghero11 said "oh, also heres a copy of a WWII field report of the solanum virus in action."
unsunghero11 said "good night."
Darmoth said "I'm leavin' ye now. I thank ye all fer the kind help, support an' intellectual ... stuff n' all. I am lookin' fer Avram. Erh, I think he was called Harwood ? Iffen any o' ye folks know where he went, please use th' radio t' tell me, freq. 27.85. Thanks."
A flare was fired 6 blocks to the east and 10 blocks to the south.
Hunter Mytho said "What are the words No violence here we are under attack by 3 zombies"
Ezekiel Jones II said "which one attscked you?"
Hunter Mytho said "Are we not aloud to attack the zombies, if so sorry"
Shoryu said "No hard feelings, Niruida. This is what you get for being a PKer... and for making the mistake of killing me."
Shoryu killed Niruida Kyoujin.
Shoryu said "Before anyone gets their panties in a tussle, there was a KOS Bounty on her head."
Shoryu said " http://www.ud-malton.info/rg/i/733100"
Shoryu said "Have a good day, folks."
BubbaBuoy said "Hey MoreThanDork, now your LessThenAlive Hardy Har Har har http://www.ud-malton.info/rg/i/540353 "
BubbaBuoy killed MoreThanDork.
HotFuzz said "should I not be attacking?"
One Angry Zed said "nothing like a bounty hunter to bring the general level of discourse down a level or two, not to mention kill friends of the library..."
One Angry Zed said "greetings to the zombie who just joined us! I'm sorry, I don't have you in contacts, so I don't recognize you, alas"
YendorMej the zombie said "Graaah! Grrarararah! Grraaaagh!"
YendorMej the zombie gestured at itself.
YendorMej the zombie gestured at a random zombie.
One Angry Zed said "if you wouldn't mind graaghing or something like that, I could get your name"
YendorMej the zombie gestured to the north-east.
One Angry Zed said "ah, YendorMej, apologies for not recognizing you... it seems you have a different eye missing than last I saw you..."
YendorMej the zombie said "Hrarh, harman. Na harm harmanz.! raz harman."
YendorMej the zombie gestured down at the ground.
YendorMej the zombie gestured at the ceiling.
YendorMej the zombie gestured down at the ground.
Sir Fred of Etruria said "Welcome Hunter Mytho, we are attempting a peaceful cohabitation. We've been a neutral ground for many different warring factions. Both Tucker(id=434531) and Yendor(id=303579) are brain-rotted members of the QSG. "
YendorMej the zombie said "Hrarah, Harnarh Naga."
Sir Fred of Etruria said "Hullo fine friend, they keep trying to seperate us buddy, how do you feel about that ?"
YendorMej the zombie said "Mah?"
YendorMej the zombie gestured at itself.
Cyrano de Bergerac said "Ladies, Gentelmen, fellow intellectuals I greet you and hope that you will grant me a seat at your table"
YendorMej the zombie said "Hrarh, Grahranah hra Bargarag."
Sir Fred of Etruria said "Don't be modest Yendor, you're a friend to literacy. Sure Cyrano, come on in... there are no barricades here, the Eligius hospital 1 S then 1 SW should be secured but enterable without free run, this place isn't very secure and we have different methods."
YendorMej the zombie said "Rarah rarah rarah rarah, Graz."
YendorMej the zombie said "Zrarah."
Sir Fred of Etruria said "Ah UnsungHero, I am glad you've returned... our lecture series has begun a brave new experiment, thanks for taking part. What did you find in the Alner catacombs ? Any neolithic sculptures from the Tuscan region ?"
Hunter Mytho said "Ok, I'm sorry that I attacked the zombies, I didn't Know"
Gore Girl said "I'm back, with FAKs, syringes, and ammo if necessary. Oh, and someone at the mall asked me to return an overdue copy of Bollywood Hollywood."
Gore Girl said "Well hm, there's nobody standing at Turpin waiting for a revive. And I see that Rockby has dropped by. Hello, my friend. Are you as excited about Xyu's visit as I am?"
Gore Girl said "I would love to get someone from Shacknews in here to talk about the rebirth of Shacknews as a zambah horde, as well as plans for Operation Enduring Mrh. Does anyone have contact with them?"
Gore Girl said "Oh, and Sir Fred, I believe this is for you..."
Gore Girl attacked you for 2 damage.
Gore Girl said "Haghz! Haghz for Sir Fred!"
YendorMej the zombie said "Haghz Zarh Grag."
Ezekiel Jones II healed you for 10 HP.
Hesse the zombie gestured at One Angry Zed.
Hesse the zombie gestured at the ceiling.
Hesse the zombie gestured down at the ground.
Hesse the zombie gestured to the east.
Hesse the zombie gestured to the west.
One Angry Zed said "Hesse! So very good to see you! (id=298489) For those who haven't met him, please allow me to introduce my esteemed colleague in the Ridleybank ZKers"
One Angry Zed said "apologies for being clothed in flesh, Hesse--I find it rather confining, but as we have discussed, it does aid speech"
Lilandryl said "Thank you Sarah, I'd love to help out here."
Lilandryl said "I apologize in advance if I offend our *ahem* "living-challenged" friends here, but I did stumble across a copy of Max Brooks', "The Zombie Survival Guide" while visiting the mall. I may provide something useful…"
Lilandryl said "It may that is..."
GrumbleCake the zombie said "Bah."
yo mommah the zombie said "Aaah mah gaz! Narh marh ban-bang zambarh"
yo mommah the zombie said "HARMAN GANGBANG!"
yo mommah the zombie said "Mah Barhah brangz zah zambahz zaa zah bazaarh"
Vanderghast said "If I understood that zombie correctly, his ... her ... the zombie's ... uh, barhah brings all the ... other zombies to the b ... the bazaar. It's ... well. A very disturbing thought."
Vanderghast said "Or maybe it's a reference to those groans the undead rattle as they attack. Hm."

Mar 5th

You are inside Quartly Library. The doors to the street have been secured. Also here are Joshferatu (59HP), Flickman666 (60HP), PJ RISES (60HP), Ropes McGurk (60HP), ballhead1 (50HP), Bob the Angry Zombie (60HP ), Shadowan (60HP), Scheffler (60HP), Gore Corper (60HP), Rotticus (50HP), Melani (60 HP), SweetIrony (60HP), NoRmedic (60HP), Gore Girl (60HP), Trushalo (60HP), ignoti (60HP), MrFredSmith (60HP), Charles Darwin (60HP), Leggy Bianca (60HP), Rodwy (60HP ), Cyrano de Bergerac (50HP), sarah tonin (60HP), AnonXX (50HP), Randomdead (60HP), xryanx1 (60 HP), Millicent Bulstrode (60HP), Jarper (60HP), elgala (60HP), Vanderghast (50HP), unsunghero11 (60HP), Ezekiel Jones II (60HP), Lilandryl (60 HP) and Dr Kimba (60HP).

A dry, long-dead fir tree has been propped up in a crude stand.

Somebody has spraypainted Kill the zombies and keep the building caded high, onto a wall.

There are four zombies here. You recognise Jamed and YendorMej amongst them.

Since your last turn:

A flare was fired in this block. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
ZodiacKnG the zombie said "Graaaagh!"
MrFredSmith said "Re-did the spray into something a bit more informative. Back soon with supplies."
zzz7zzz killed a zombie. ...and another. ...and another.
Charles Darwin said "These zeds are guests of the library! You are being very rude."
dood ah killed a zombie.
One Angry Zed said "I'm afraid that the killing of my zambah colleague Hesse has most offended me--I don't blame QSG, but I cannot stand here inside, alive, while such violence goes on... I will be outside, hopefully dead in short order--"
Vanderghast said "Oooh ! Examine ! I found an old and haggard grammophone ! No records for it, though. Does anyone know where we could find any ? In the printing annex, maybe ? *sets grammophone on table, dusts it off*"
Ezekiel Jones II said "oh, i think i saw some somewhe-Here!"
Ezekiel Jones II said "bit a the ol' Ludwig van"
Ezekiel Jones II said "mmm the glorious ninth"
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
Cassandre the zombie destroyed the generator.
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
Bradistic killed a zombie.
AnonXX the zombie said "Graaaagh!"
AnonXX the zombie destroyed the radio transmitter.
sarah tonin revivified a zombie. ...and again.
AnonXX said "hey"
Randomdead said "Ahh hahaha, perhaps you should have read the sign, enjoy these FAKs and your new found life."
woep the zombie dragged Larken Ray out into the street.
Jarper said "Thanks much, xryanx1."
Radix Lecti the zombie said "ZAZZrh, MAH NAGGAHZ!! AH BRANG BAAR!"
Radix Lecti the zombie said "BANANARAMA!! HAZZAH!"
Radix Lecti the zombie said "HAAH GARZAR!"
Niruida Kyoujin the zombie said "Mrh, agarn."
Millicent Bulstrode said "Charles Darwin is here? This is one kickin' party"
Millicent Bulstrode said "Hey, I forgot I was holding this tree! Merry Barhah, everyone"
Niruida Kyoujin the zombie said "Rh. Rh hrrma rrrh rn Marh. Rh ha rrn hrh rrrh rh hra rrrh mrgh! An B, Mrh?"
elgala revivified a zombie.
Vanderghast said "As some of you may have heard, I just broadcasted a thorough rundown of our experiment on freq. 26.17. Hopefully, that'll cut down a bit on the too-oft hasty shootings that break out every now and then."
unsunghero11 said "could someone help me dismantle the cades?"
unsunghero11 said "there."
unsunghero11 said "good night quarter backs. =P"
Rockby Quickfoot said "Hello everyone. Thank you for the welcome home, and I am excited for Xyu's speech, but I don't think I'll be able to hear it in person. The action in Yagoton is calling me, and I really must be off again. Tape it for me!"
Niko S killed a zombie.
YendorMej the zombie said "Hrahrah, harmanz. Nah harm harmanz."
elgala said "when is xyu making his speech? thats something I want to see."
TheThanat0s killed a zombie.
Jakio killed a zombie. ...and another.
Jakio said "I barricaded, and killed a pair of zeds, please kill the last one, I am out of AP and ammo right now"
ThomasLapensee killed a zombie.
elgala said "why cant you people pay attention to the signs? those zombies are friends of the QSG, and we dont want any barricades."
elgala said "took the barricades back down. hopefully some random trenchie wont put them back up in about 5 minutes."
ZodiacKnG the zombie said "Graagh."
elgala said "just mrh? if you want a revive ZodiacKnG."
Monkey Jones revivified a zombie.
Rodwy said "It's kinda sad to see all our zed buddies piled out there like that."
Rodwy said "Thank god I always carry this trusty crowbar, barricades can be troublesome to dismantle by hand, well that is unless your undead."
Rodwy said "Question, does anyone know who this chap laying dead in the corner is?"
toreador the zombie said "Nah Zahmbahz ahn Z!brarh!?"
toreador the zombie said "Harmanz bang bang Zahmbahz."
toreador the zombie said "Mah zahmbah zaz grabb!, gannah gah Marrh Zahrh"
Rotticus said "is it wrong if i go hunting the idiots who PK and kill zombies in here?"
YendorMej the zombie said "Graaagh! Nah harm harmanz, rarah harmanz! Nah harm mah!"
YendorMej the zombie said "Ah nah harm harmanz. Nah harm mah!"
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
Shadowan said "This is only my personal opinion and I can't say if it represents the thoughts of the rest of the QSG, but I for one would welcome you to do just that Rotticus."
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
Shadowan said "There's a couple of zombies I don't recognise in here. Please be so kind as to read the sign. We are adverse to violence here and would appreciate it if you'd remain civil during your stay."
Shadowan said "Stop hurting Gore Corper. Bad zombie."
Radix Lecti the zombie said "HARMANZ NAH HARM ZAMBAH"
Radix Lecti the zombie said "NAH BANG BANG"
Shadowan said "There you go. Patched him up nicely."
ScottyBones the zombie said "BARHAH"
ScottyBones the zombie killed Charles Darwin.
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
Millicent Bulstrode said "NO HARM HUMANS"
Ezekiel Jones II said "i'd advise against it rotticus, you'd likley just end up bringing all sorts of bounty huntetrs down on our heads."
Millicent Bulstrode said "Can I kill the zombie that killed Mr Darwin?"
Ezekiel Jones II said "and chances are at least some of them would decide to help us as well."
Ezekiel Jones II said "yes, yes you can."
Ezekiel Jones II said "you have my personal permission in all the authority i have at my disposal."
Millicent Bulstrode said "Not enough AP - if ScottyBones hasn't gotten the point I'll get my zerg later"
Melani killed a zombie.
elgala said "ScottyBones, you're RRF and active around the right time to join AU:10. you'd be better off with them, theres always more brainz to be had in a strike team."
Sagittarius killed a zombie.
SweetIrony said "Wow, Cyrano de Bergerac?? The library does seem a good place for you... Tell me, is it hard to maintain your panache in the zombie apocalypse?"
Sagittarius killed a zombie.
SweetIrony said "*sigh* About those who kill zombies or PKers in the library... I want to make clear my stance on this. Please remember that they are trying to protect us. These people mean well, but either they don't see the graffiti, don't read it, can't read, or...."
xryanx1 said "Oh, your tree looks a bit dry."
SweetIrony said "don't believe it! Graffiti can be written by anyone, what reason do they have to believe graffiti that goes against everything they know about life in Malton? So these people see us, and think they are doing a good thing by trying to save us."
xryanx1 said "oops, sorry to interrupt, but I doubt all the bounty hunters around are ignorant of the policy here. At least some are disregarding it."
SweetIrony said "Going off and killing these people is only going to confuse, hurt, and anger them. I would prefer that we find them and explain to them what they did wrong, giving them links to our wiki pages for proof. Then if they come back and kill again..."
SweetIrony said "only then, retaliation may be in order."
Ciarden said "Rotticus you have a bounty on your head that you might want to dispute"
Ciarden said " http://ud-malton.info/rg/i/305097"
Ciarden said "what is the wikki ???"
SweetIrony said "Well, the bounty hunters are different. As long as they report the bounty, it doesn't really bother me if they kill a PKer... PKers choose their way of life, knowing it will bring bounty hunters who will repeatedly kill them. Now, zombies also choose..."
Ciarden said "what is the wikki ???"
SweetIrony said "a life that will bring repeated killings. The difference is that a PKer is killed only a certain number of times, as punishment for past deeds, whereas a zombie is killed as many times as is necessary, to get them out of the building so they can't harm."
Ciarden said "what is the wikki ???"
SweetIrony said "The wiki, Ciarden, is a wonderful website with lots of information about Malton and the groups within it. http://wiki.urbandead.com/"
Ciarden said "what is the wikki ???"
Ciarden said "no I mean the wiki with the no kill policy here"
SweetIrony said "For instance there is a page about our group:
http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Qsg , a page about our lecture series:
http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Quartly_Study_Group/Zombie_Lecture_Series,
and the archive of past lectures:"
SweetIrony said " http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Quartly_Lecture_Group "
Ciarden said "I mean which group put out the policy ?"
Ciarden said "cool I am going to have to look that up"
SweetIrony said "Oh yes, sorry, that would be us, the Quartly Study Group! We have been hosting a lecture series here since November, but it is rather hard to listen when people are killing our guests."
bagbob pat said "id=508222 brain rotter."
SweetIrony said "Our next lecturer is going to be Xyu! Feel free to attend if you'd like. :)"
bagbob pat said "What the hell are you people thinking?! Youa re going to give a lecture in a room with zombies in it?!!"
PJ RISES said "STOP BARRICADING!"
SweetIrony said "No Mr. Pat, the zombie are going to give the lectures in a room with harmanz in it."
PJ RISES said "Someone's putting htem up right in front of my eyes. There's rules here."
Ciarden said "Just read some of your wiki that is some funny stuff." ...and again.
SweetIrony said "Thanks Ciarden! You should see the speech Wolfgang Puck gave, it was hilarious. I have it in screenshot form:
http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/3725/wolfgangpuckks2.png"
Ciarden said "Just read some of your wiki that is some funny stuff."
Ciarden said "when is the next speech I might have to be present for that. Something different in game. How do I check out a book"
SweetIrony said "We're not sure when the next speech will be... Xyu is coming in when the Tour heads in this direction. Someone else might do a more spontaneous speech before that happens."
SweetIrony said "Just tell me the book you're checking out and bring it over here so I can scan it!"
Ciarden said "this is some great stuff. Nice work you are doing here."
Ciarden said "Hmm lets see. War and peace ... that should keep me busy for a while"
SweetIrony said "*checks the book out* There you go, and don't forget to return it when you've finished!"
Ciarden said "Hmm lets see. War and peace ... that should keep me busy for a while"
Ciarden said "Can't believe I am spending all my AP chatting here."
Shadowan said "Good lord! This is interesting! You BHers are actually listening to our rules... There is hope yet :D"
Shadowan said "Ciarden, after you bountied Niruida here I had decided to send my PKer 'brother' to hunt you down... But I think I will relent, in light of this development. I had assumed you were simply disregarding our policy, not that you were unaware of it."
Shadowan said "Ah. My frustration with the BHers is temporarily quenched. It is a good day ^_^"
Ciarden said "I did not realize the no kill policy. I think it crappy that PK'rs will use this place as a hide out. But I will abide by your rules. Plus I think I like it here."
Ciarden said "I mean I read no killing but I did not know that it applied to PK'rs as well"

There is a group of ten zombies here. You recognise GrumbleCake, yo mommah , YendorMej, Senor Misterioso and Tucker1Mark amongst them.


A zombie said "Mrh?"
Ciarden said "I mean I read no killing but I did not know that it applied to PK'rs as well"
xryanx1 said "Generally, as far as I've seen, this place is only sanctuary for PKers so long as they are not actively PKing and coming back to hide. But then, they aren't really safe here anyways."
xalam said "Ok fine. But 3 days ago Bob the Angry Zombie came to the fire station to ask us to kill off the zeds and re-cade the place. I apologize for whatever....delay....I created in your party"
A zombie said "Mrh?"
A zombie gestured at Millicent Bulstrode.
A zombie gestured at sarah tonin.
A zombie gestured at you.
A zombie gestured at Randomdead.
A zombie gestured at the ceiling.
Gore Girl said "Got the cades back down. Please, people, don't rebarricade!"
Gore Girl said "I revived One Angry Zed. I hope he doesn't hold it against me. I wish he'd take my advice and get body building this time."
A zombie said "Nah grab"
A zombie said "Nah harm"
elgala revivified a zombie.
Jakio said "ok, I will not kill anymore zeds, at least in this building, I seriously tought that graffti was only BS, sorry for the misunderstanding"
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
A zombie gestured at one of the zombies.
A zombie said "Nah bananaz"
Jarper revivified a zombie. ...and again.
Flickman666 said "Daniel dafoe really was taking bites out of me outside."
Rotticus said "Okay, For now i'll stay pretty docile :D As for that PK report, i saw it, and frankly... i dont care. Anyone with half a brain is going to look at the proof first...."
Rotticus said "then again, bounty hunters arent known for their intelligence... joyfull... oh well, the first thing someone will get if they PK me is a boot up the arse, followed by 12 shotgun blasts..."
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
Cassandre killed a zombie.
Vanderghast said "There. *finishes his round of medikittinating* Everyone looks healthy. Er."
Vanderghast said "Hey, who's barricading ? STOP IT. We're on a no-barricades, no-killing (both zombies and humans) policy here. God, one would think being in a locked-down town with a zombie apocalypse made people stupider."
Vanderghast said "Argh ! Ingrates ! Someone's been using the Oxford English Encyclopedia volumes B to L in the barricades ! This is MADNESS !"
One Angry Zed said "thanks for the revive, Gore Girl *hugs* ...heard some groaning while I was lying on the ground out there... no trouble in here, is there?"
One Angry Zed said "hoo-hah, I feel good! thanks for the heals, ignoti--I'm a new OAZ!"
ignoti said "I hope you're feeling better now, One Angry Zed. I don't know why, but these first aid kits only have rock salt in them."
ignoti said "Oh well, one does with what one has as needs must."
ignoti said "OAZ: You're quite welcome... hopefully the next first-aid kits I come across will include some modern medicine - like witch hazel."
ignoti said "Oh... I've discovered my mistake. Someone remarked these boxes of cooking herbs as first aid kits. They're getting rather desperate at the mall, don't you think?"
A zombie said "Mah?"
A zombie said "Hrmanz ahn mah?"
A zombie said "Bra!nz ahn mah??"
A zombie gestured at one of the zombies.
A zombie said "Bang bang zambah, harmanz! Harm zambah! Ah nah harm harmanz!"
A zombie gestured at one of the zombies.
A zombie said "Bang bang!"
Charles Darwin said "*staggers back in* Cheers...for...revive...elgala. Death....was...*gasp*...horrible! *collapses in corner*"
A zombie gestured at itself.
A zombie gestured at Millicent Bulstrode.
A zombie said "Zazza mah nagga?"
A zombie said "Nagaz"
A zombie said "Ram! Ram! Ram! Zah gahz, Zhanga ahn za narg!"
A zombie said "Barhah! Barhah! Barhah! Barhah! Harmanz ahz hra barg!"
A zombie said "Ram! Ram! Ram! Zah gahz, Zhanga ahn za narg!"
A zombie said "Barhah! Barhah! Barhah! Barhah! Harmanz ahz hra barg!"
A zombie said "Mrh?"
Randomdead said "Nagaz? How can zombies be racist? I thought they were all equal opportunity brain eaters." (
A zombie said "Mah Barhah Brangz zah azzah zambahz za zah bazaarh! Ahn zahrh zahg, ahz bazzah zahn zahrz, zann rahz, ahz bazza zahn rahz!"
A zombie said "Hrzzaah mah naggaz"
One Angry Zed said "SweetIrony, thought I'd mention that, as I was going over an old photo album, came across a picture of you from last xmas at the Dalley Library, wishing the zombies there (myself among them) a Marrah Grahzmahz"
A zombie said "B!zzahz hra!nz zh!zz baz zaahz ahn zrh!gz!"
One Angry Zed said "good memories, that... unfortunately, all the ZKing in the world couldn't save the library from 30-odd hostile zambah"
A zombie destroyed the radio transmitter.
A zombie killed Gore Girl.
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
One Angry Zed said "FRROW(id=341142... I can't believe you would kill in these hallowed halls..."
One Angry Zed said "please, take a moment to read the graffiti--this is a no kill zone, for harmanz and zambah!"
26.17 MHz: "9 Zeds inside Quartly Library 66-52, 'Cades at zero!"
26.17 MHz: "this is NicholsMall,rgr that quartly library"
26.17 MHz: "Ignore that Quartly alert! False Alarms, zeds are friendlies"
26.17 MHz: "nicholsMall,how many inside?"
26.17 MHz: "Need revivers in St.Theodore˙s church(blackmore se)."
26.17 MHz: "They have a lot of work to do."
NoRmedic said "Despite Vanderghast's excellent radio broadcast, I just heard a cry for hep a few minutes ago.. seems there's 9 zombie in Quartly!"
NoRmedic said "sigh .... well. here's a genny and a radio transmitter. I cancelled the last alert already."
NoRmedic said "As much as I despicse radio spam, perhaps someone who hears another can cancel it before the trenchcoaters show up en masse"
NoRmedic said "oh.. and please forgive the typos. i reallycan spell, but I don't type well since an unfriendly zombie damaged my hand."
NoRmedic said "Is it too late for water for that tree?"
NoRmedic said "I just revived Ethylos at Turpin"
AnonXX said "hi"
26.17 MHz: "5 zeds left in blackmore"
AnonXX broadcast "woot" from here, on 28.01 MHz.
A zombie said "Mrh?"
AnonXX said "im new and i dont really no what to do"
Radix Lecti said "I'm human again, kickass"
One Angry Zed said "well, AnonXX, as a senior zambah, might I suggest getting yourself a description, to start with? follow that with getting some easy XP (if you stay human for now) by going to the hospital just to the south, searching for FAKs, then healing here?"
28.01 MHz: "Firefighter Henk is a p'ker and is hiding out at 52,10"
28.01 MHz: "Millen Hills,he also likes to destroy generators."
theStreetMime killed a zombie.
sarah tonin revivified a zombie.
28.01 MHz: "Hey I need sum clips can any help?"
sarah tonin said "AnonXX, the easiest way to gain XP as a human is through the use of FAKs or a DNA extractor. The QSG area would love to have you, but we may be a tad 'non-traditional' in our ways."
A zombie said "Ah nah harm harmanz. Harmanz bang bang harman harm!ng zambah, na mah."
A zombie gestured at one of the zombies.
A zombie gestured at one of the zombies.
A zombie said "Bang bang zambah."
Gore Girl said "Am I glad to be back! Sarah Tonin revived me at great personal expense. Therefore, if Frrow (id=341142) gets back in, he gets a headshot. And can we get rid of this tree? It's a fire hazard, especially with all these rare first editions lying around."
A zombie said "Nah Baraghagz! Ah Zmazh Baraghagz."
A zombie gestured at one of the zombies.
unsunghero11 broadcast "attention! NO killing zeds at the quartly library." from here, on 28.01 MHz.
unsunghero11 broadcast "they are guest and should be treated as so." from here, on 28.01 MHz.
unsunghero11 said "I'd better be getting back now, so long you barhar bungaloos. =P"
28.01 MHz: "Hello out there in Zombie land!"
Cyrano de Bergerac said "It is a honor to be here SweetIrony and I must say a pleasure to meet you... *kisses hand* Savinien de Cyrano de Bergerac at your service... and actually the only reason I am hear is a Monsieur Ironman saved my life and said that I would be welcome and..."
Cyrano de Bergerac said "excepted by you good people... and for that you have my thanks... and here *signs copy of Cyrano de Bergerac and hands it to SweetIrony* for the use of the library."
One Angry Zed said "now these are the moments for which I come to the Quartly... well said and done, Cyrano"
28.01 MHz: "It's a radio..."
28.01 MHz: "Menhennet Museum in Gulsonside is safe."
Cyrano de Bergerac said "a pleasure Monsieur Zed"
Cyrano de Bergerac said "and thank you"
Sir Fred of Etruria said "Welcome to my zombie friends YoMommah(id=657470), SenorMisterioso(id=85018), Y.Mej(id=303579), Chacarrillo(id=671332), and Tucker(id=434531) ... but who are the other three not quite hostile zombie guests ?"
Ironman70 said "Ah my Cyrano my friend you made it safely I see... and I hope they have made you feel welcome... My your days be long upon the earth... and to the rest of you, long days and pleasant nights."
vonpoodl killed a zombie.
You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
A zombie (id=544078) destroyed the generator.
One Angry Zed said "swiftsorrow, no biting includes no clawing and no groaning and no genny smashing... now lecturing, that's welcome"
Sir Fred of Etruria said "Welcome to the library SwiftSorrow(id=544078) we prefer peaceful cohabitation to the dreaded eyesores known as barricades... welcom, grab a seat in the biographies wing, we've recently opened the windows again."
One Angry Zed said "well, that's it for my FAKs and AP... did what I could with what I had, and now to sleep..."
Sir Fred of Etruria said "Oh hello Mr.ZngryZed, I was re-indexing the how-to section by invention as opposed to intention. Sorry I woke you with all the noise. Here, I looted some ginger snaps and grey-tea from the mall... **offers you a cup**"
ChiefCookNBottleWash said "I don't speak zed, what's he/she mean?"
ChiefCookNBottleWash said "Oh, and Chief Cook reporting for Irish Templar duty."
One Angry Zed said "Ah, CCNBW, that's my most esteemed colleague, Hesse, aka Hazzah, and he was merely pointing out our affiliation, and that he, like myself, is by profession a ZKer"
One Angry Zed said "ah, snaps and tea, Sir Fred--thank you kindly. Having no taste for brains, it is indeed rare that I enjoy any sort of treat at all. Hesse (id=298489), care for cup yourself?"
Lilandryl said "May we put in menu requests CCNBW?"
Cyanure killed a zombie.
Lilandryl said "Gore Girl it seems you need medical attention...we'll get you fixed up in a jiffy..."
A zombie gestured at one of the zombies .
A zombie said "Ah zah zambah harm harman! Bahg zambah! Bahg!"
Lilandryl said "Eureka! Found a generator! Give me a moment to set it up, does anyone have a flashlight?"
SweetIrony said "*takes the book from Cyrano and looks as if she's trying very hard not to faint* Merci, Monsieur de Bergerac ! Bienvenue à notre bibliothèque. Vous n'avez pas un discours ou de la poésie pour nous ?"
SweetIrony said "Oh! *goes to pull a book down from a shelf* Could you also sign this? *holds out L'Histoire comique des États et Empires de la Lune ( http://www.cosmovisions.com/Cyrano0101.htm)*"
Lilandryl said "I can't see a thing....hopefully I won't pour fuel all over the floor..."
Lilandryl said "That's better :)"
Dr Lancelot said "Anybody wants to hear from Radio Quartly 26.17 FM again?"
Gore Girl said "Hesse, good to see you here. I believe you know a good friend of mine, Goolina."
Gore Girl said "Thanks to everyone who applied bandages and ointment to my wounds. I'm feeling much better. And wow, we have light! Hope this genny holds out longer than the others have. Now all we need is Lexus Nexus here to provide refreshments to our zambah guests."

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