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The R.K.A.
Abbreviation: R.K.A.
Group Numbers: ?
Leadership: Klaus The Wretched & Calvin Sucks
Goals: Randomness
Recruitment Policy: Find us, talk to us
Contact: Randomka@yahoo.co.uk

Impartial Group Description

A Doctor Jekyll and Mr Hyde group, a group like no other, a group of no classification.

On one hand they will help restore order to a building, giving aid to survivors, installing generators so a mobile phone masts can operate, bringing the much needed assistance of communication to a ailing suburb, helping the fight against the undead. On the other they will wage an indiscriminate war against a group of people who don’t even know they are in association with each other, but by resting in the same building they have signed up as willing victims of random attacks, which in a lurid way is there way of saying “Hey, this isn’t personal. You just happened to be here.”, a violent lottery, in which everyone enters without knowing how they did. Then a few weeks later they move on, a new suburb, a change in attitude, re-take an NT Building in order to help revive survivors fighting to hold onto a Mall, or important structure. Then something will snap, they will change, maybe they get bored, they move on to another new suburb, and another new attitude, reverting back to Mr Hyde status. Violent? No. Helpful? No. Random?……..Yes, yes indeed.

Present Status

  • October 2007

The itch didnt go away, it was scratched.....the RKA are on the run in a town near you, getting ready and ammoed up for another hit.

  • September 2007

In the `Kindness` side of things at the moment, but getting itchy fingers, but if that itch can be ignored itl go away right? - Klaus.

Wanted List

Name: rbsr

Group: None

Profile: http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=917195

Reason: Killed Klaus during Zombie break in at the Phipps Building, he wasnt a Zombie at the time.

Last Known Location The Phipps NT Building in North West Fryerbank.

Name: Adolph Vulva Hilter

Group: M.D.F.

Profile: http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=418511

Reason: Constant un-provoked killing of The Pie Man and any character in the WHOLE game, and when he does kill he acts out the scene actually believing if he writes it down it actually happens. Hes American, well from the States, sorry to offend all you South Americans.

Last Known Location The hairdressers getting a perm.

Name: Dildo Faggins

Group: The Cool Patrol

Profile: http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=591178

Reason: Constant `do gooder`, over use of the word `cool`, claims other peoples glory, self-righteous, and general all round muppet.

Last Known Location Mitcham Mall in Vinetown.

Name: Rouwth

Group: The Cool Patrol

Profile: http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=593860

Reason: Constant `do gooder`, over use of the word `cool`, claims other peoples glory, self-righteous, but not as much of a pleb as Dildo Faggins, but a pleb none the less.

Last Known Location Mitcham Mall in Vinetown.





Last Known Location

Note: Please add and update as you see fit, but keep to the same format.

Recent History

  • Thursday 18th October 2007

Black Thursday. There was an `incident` in the South East section of Buckley Mall, located in the suburb of Wyke Hills. Sixteen dead bodies lie still, cold on the floor, blood over the remaining four survivors, whom no doubt will need psychological treatment for what they have just witnessed.

Rumour has it the RKA may have something to do with this, unconfirmed as of yet........ - Anonymous.

  • Friday 29th September 2007

Further members arrive at the Phipps Building. New member Tekie has been notified of our location, and asked to attend. The building appears to be holding strong, but the fear of the fallout from the demise of Joachim and Lumber Mall may spill over. May be wise to stick around for a few days or a week. - Klaus.

  • Thursday 28th September 2007

A scout reported that the Phipps NT building in North West Fryerbank was void of Zeds, but one last survivor inside. No generator, and no cades. Nivlac II was sent to install a generator, fill it up, and cade the building, while others spread the word of help to the surrounding areas. - Klaus.

Members Communication

Members of the RKA, please use the below section to leave messages for other members. Please remember when you edit this section, post the date and time of your post, and who you are: -

Goodbye to the RKA,
A few weeks ago I had a talk with Klaus the Wretched, and decided that I do not fit with the RKA. When I first started playing Urban Dead, I met Calvin Sucks, and greatly appreciated his help, and was glad to join up with the RKA. Although even then I had an inkling of the RKA's past, I enjoyed working with you guys in the present and paid it no mind. However, I cannot be belong to half a group, and the split personality of the RKA is incompatible with me. So, I had hoped to explain this in person, but I've fallen out of touch on my mobile with Klaus the Wretched, my only guesses are that he has been dead for a while, or in a suburb without a powered mobile mast. My absence has been too long without an explanation, hence this note. If, or better yet, when we next cross paths, you can be sure of a hi, and revive or FAK. Currently I'm hanging around St Aloysius's Church in Osmondville, where I first began playing. I wish you all the best of luck in the future, and so, goodbye.

Sincerely, Tekie (14:25, 20 November 2007 (UTC))

29.09.07 13:20 GMT

FAO Tekie

Tekie my dear fellow, please come along to The Phipps Building in North West Fryerbank. We are securing the building and planing another move.

Klaus ---

Sacred Ground

We operate a `Sacred Ground Policy` i.e. dont kill at revive points, plus we revive where we feel we should, including combat revives.

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