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RIDLEYBANK - Following three weeks of debarricading within Ridleybank to accommodate harman immigrants, the RRF unexpectedly announced that the border was now sealed and told Malton harmanz in neighboring suburbs to prepare themselves for the roll-out of their latest, community-bridging project: "Genocide Plan X" "Now that we have finished reeducating the remaining harmanz inside Ridleybank, we would like to switch gears and bring something new to Malton," said one RRF official. "We hope that Malton harmanz will be as excited as we are when we unroll our latest revitalization project: Complete Harman Genocide." "Yes, this will be a big change for us and while we are pleased that many area harmanz have visited our peaceful suburb for squaredancing, educational opportunities and light-hearted games of torture and disembowelment, it is time to move on," continued the official."Rest assured, even though our borders will soon be closed, we do promise that we will bring a peaceful, authentic zombie experience to all harman-controlled suburbs outside of Ridleybank very soon. Very soon." Harmanz in safehouses surrounding Ridleybank have reported that loud groans can be heard emminating from inside Ridleybank, and that a eerie miasma now permanently encompasses the suburb. Reports of emptied and abandoned safehouses immediately along the border continue to come into Malton Herald and Sun every morning, and that the Dibbings Harman Feedstock factory, the primary supplier of grain to Ridleybank's prized harmanzstock, has begun quadrupling production. RRF leaders have yet to justify the increased output, merely stating that "residents of Barrville and Stanbury Village better prepare themselves for a kinder, gentler Ridleybank Resistance Front in the near future."  Are you a bad enough harman to welcome the RRF into your life? There have also been unconfirmed reports that grotesque, mutated zombies have been spotted leaving the Blackmore Building at night. These reports, as well as recent rumors regarding the stockpiling of flakjackets, ready-to-eat-brains, and mobile flesh harvesting labs have not been confirmed by the RRF. Vere Lane Police Department, one of the leading suppliers of flak jackets for Ridleybank zombies, had this to say in response to rumors regarding obvious stockpiling in Ridleybank: "Typically, we will receive a request for maybe 5-9 flak jackets per a week from the RRF," said Captain Jack Higgins. "Today, I received a note that I should "BARHAH, harman braa!nz HAHAHAHA manbag bangman. Zambah ganna grab bra!nzzzzz." What could those zombies be up to?" Survivor experts note that the move by the RRF represents a drastic change to its stated policy of destroying the harman race and bringing about a new, zombie-world order in Malton. Typically one of the more outspoken zombie hordes, the Ridleybank Resistance Force has unexpectedly cut off all communication with its harmanz neighbors. Ridleybank Resistance members have yet to comment on the issue as those not sent to Blackmore for invasion assignment have been seen massing on the border, an area that has been denied access to Malton Herald and Sun reporters. "I haven't seen anything like it. Typically RRF zombies will give a wave when they lurch by our Pimbank safehouse. They haven't waved in days.," said Nancy Thomas. "I also don't like the new flag for Group 1. I find the image of a decapitated human head on a blood-stained background to be a little disturbing. I thought their old flag depicting humans and zombies playing together in a park was much nicer. Something is happening in Ridleybank. I just know it."  Latest RRF Press Release, offering hints into Genocide Plan X. Some clues have surfaced with the release of the Ridleybank Resistance Front's latest monthly newsbulletin to survivor groups, featuring a map of Malton entitled "HARMANZ DESTRUCTION HAHAHAH. BRAAA!NZ." Survivor experts are still studying the map, but have noted that the large red arrows projecting out from Ridleybank, labeled "Invasion Group 1" and "Invasion Group 2," represent a confusing change from the current RRF model of peacefully settling only in Ridleyblank. In addition, several buildings, most notably Giddings Mall, St. Mark's Cathedral, the City Zoo, and Marvin Mall are encircled in black with the words "HARMANZ REEDUCATION / DISPOSAL CAMP." "We have no idea what's going on," said one neighboring Axes High leader. "I know they are up to something, but these invasion routes and culling centers leave little clue as to their true intentions." Ridleybank Resistance Front officials refuse to comment on the map, and have only recently released the following statement: "Dear Survivors. We are excited as you about the coming months and the recent change in zombie numbers. We have many exciting projects in place for Malton, and would like to reassure all of you that you are important to us, and your future has never looked brighter. Please be patient as we complete our plans to welcome you into our ever-growing family."
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