Real men of genius
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A huge kudos to those at Buckrell for coming up with witty, catchy and brilliant radio broadcasts. No one seems to be saving them, and they deserve to be saved. So if you see one broadcasted (radio 28.01) post it up, and take a long, cold drink in toast. (Also, can someone better at making Wiki pages reformat this for me? --Sabbit 22:47, 7 September 2007 (BST))
Check out the Buckrell Arms Troops.
The new season of Real Men of Genius begins on the Superbowl
WHAT AN AWESOME GAME!
But there's more. We're holding a contest, too.
We want you to send in your own RMOG, the best one will
be broadcast as well.
YOU CAN BE THE WRITER!
So crack open an Ice cold Buckrell Light and pick up a pen,
O Creator of the commercial, and remember that you could be
up here... or at least your words.
MR CREATOR OF THE COMMERCIAL!
(E-mail is the1stentrypoint@yahoo.com)
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Broadcasts
Mr. Zombie Flare BBQ Starter
28.01 MHz: "( Drum intro ) Buckrell Light presents, 'Real Men Of Genius'" (3 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "REAL MEN OF GENIUS!" (3 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "Today we salute you, Mr. Zombie Flare BBQ Starter..." (3 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "MR. ZOMBIE FLARE BBQ STARTER!" (3 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "Never mind McZeds or Soylent Green. You know full well that" (3 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "the only way to really cook a zed for food is with a flare" (3 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "Gun, and a big book of matches." (3 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "LIGHT UP THE SKYYY!" (3 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "Who needs eyebrows? You're Hungry, and you have 12 lbs. of" (3 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "zed shanks waitiing to be cooked." (3 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "THAT'S ALOT OF KABBOBS!" (3 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "You defy not only convention, but also firearms warning" (3 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "labels, and just plain common sense." (3 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "VERY LOW IQ!" (3 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "So crack open an Ice cold Buckrell Light, O prince of the" (3 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "Pyrotechnic, because no one creates a Suburb-wide Mushroom" (3 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "Cloud quite like you." (3 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "MR. ZOMBIE FLARE BBQ STARTER!" (3 days ago)
Mr Overzealous Supply Crate Catcher
28.01 MHz: "(Drum intro) Buckrell Light presents 'Real Men Of Genius'" (2 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "REAL MEN OF GENIUS!" (2 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "Today, we salute you, Mr Overzealous Supply Crate Catcher." (2 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "MR OVERZEALOUS SUPPLY CRATE CATCHER!" (2 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "You are nowhere near those supply crates being dropped into" (2 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "the city... but who cares? You're going for them anyway." (2 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "THOSE CRATES ARE MIIINE!!!" (2 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "Rotters... PKers... Barricades... you mow them down like a" (2 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "hobo through a soup kitchen line." (2 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "YEAHHH!!!" (2 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "Ashamed of your supply hoarding tendencies? Hardly; you" (2 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "scratch and claw your way to the crates like a bloodthirsty" (2 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "wolverine." (2 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "YOU'RE A FEISTY RODENT!!!" (2 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "So crack open an Ice cold Buckrell Light, O Kaiser of the" (2 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "Crates; because why search for supplies, when you can fight" (2 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "for them?" (2 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "MR OVERZEALOUS SUPPLY CRATE CATCHER!" (2 days ago)
Mr Really Really Bad Zombie Dancer
28.01 MHz: "(Drum Intro) Buckrell Light presents 'Real Men Of Genius'" (2 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "REAL MEN OF GENIUS!" (2 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "Today we salute you, Mr Really Really Bad Zombie Dancer." (2 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "MR REALLY REALLY BAD ZOMBIE DANCER!" (2 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "Flail Up. Flail Down. Flail Left and Right. Your best" (2 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "moves... and unfortunately, your only ones." (2 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "EVEN WHACKO JACK WAS BETTER!" (2 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "You ever try to party down with survivors? To you, a party" (2 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "favor; to them, all the more reason to headshot you." (2 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "WHAT A TOUGH CROWD YOU'VE GOT HERE!" (2 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "Others go 'Is that all you got, buddy?' Yes, as a matter of" (2 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "fact, that is all you got." (2 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "IT'S MAKING BOTH MY EYES BLEED!" (2 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "So crack open an Ice cold Buckrell Light, O Dumbass of the" (2 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "Dancefloor, Because the only thing worse than your dancing," (2 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "is watching your dancing." (2 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "MR REALLY REALLY BAD ZOMBIE DANCER!" (2 days ago)
Mr Barricade Over-accesorizer
28.01 MHz: "(Drum intro) Buckrell Light presents 'Real Men Of Genius'" (yesterday)
28.01 MHz: "REAL MEN OF GENIUS!" (yesterday)
28.01 MHz: "Today we salute you, Mr Barricade Over-accesorizer." (yesterday)
28.01 MHz: "MR BARRICADE OVER-ACCESSORIZER!" (yesterday)
28.01 MHz: "You currently have 3 vending machines, 1 bench, 2 chairs and" (yesterday)
28.01 MHz: "4 Stretchers in front of the Door. Enough for you? Not by a" (yesterday)
28.01 MHz: "Longshot, buddy." (yesterday)
28.01 MHz: "WE NEED SOME MORE PLANTERS!" (yesterday)
28.01 MHz: "Metal Bars, Potted Plants, and Planks. Next, some lit" (yesterday)
28.01 MHz: "candles, a fountain and a fan to complete your Feng Shui." (yesterday)
28.01 MHz: "EVERYTHING IS IN BALANCE!" (yesterday)
28.01 MHz: "To you, this sight is so beautiful that it drowns out your" (yesterday)
28.01 MHz: "senses, cutting off the horrified screams of helpless" (yesterday)
28.01 MHz: "survivors." (yesterday)
28.01 MHz: "DID SOMEBODY JUST SHOUT!?!" (yesterday)
28.01 MHz: "So crack open an Ice cold Buckrell Light, O Baron of the" (yesterday)
28.01 MHz: "Blockage, because if you're inside, we're definitely stuck" (yesterday)
28.01 MHz: "outside." (yesterday)
28.01 MHz: "MR BARRICADE OVER-ACCESSORIZER!" (yesterday)
Mr Reckless Combat Reviver
28.01 MHz: "(Drum intro) Buckrell Light presents 'Real Men Of Genius'" (13 hours and 1 minute ago)
28.01 MHz: "REAL MEN OF GENIUS!" (13 hours and 1 minute ago)
28.01 MHz: "Today we salute you, Mr Reckless Combat Reviver." (13 hours and 1 minute ago)
28.01 MHz: "MR RECKLESS COMBAT REVIVER!" (exactly 13 hours ago)
28.01 MHz: "What's the only thing funner than poking zombies with" (12 hours and 59 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "knives? Poking them with needles, of course." (12 hours and 58 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "STOP POKING ME, YOU JERKOFF!" (12 hours and 58 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "Why scan zeds? It takes time, and you'd rather get back to" (12 hours and 56 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "your Kegger with your fellow Necrotechs than waste any more" (12 hours and 55 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "time than necessary." (12 hours and 55 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "YOU LAZY ASS MOTHERF#@KER!" (12 hours and 54 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "You only look back on your horrible mistake the next morning" (12 hours and 54 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "with a hangover in your head and a PKers pistol in your face" (12 hours and 53 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "OOPS! DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING!" (12 hours and 52 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "So crack open an Ice cold Buckrell Light, O Sir of the" (12 hours and 51 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "Syringe; you'll know you're doing your job, cause we'll be" (12 hours and 50 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "busting down your door in anger." (12 hours and 50 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "MR RECKLESS COMBAT REVIVER!" (12 hours and 50 minutes ago)
Added by --MagnusEricsson 01:38, 10 September 2007 (BST)
Mr Crazy Mad PKer Guy
28.01 MHz: "(Drum intro) Buckrell Light presents 'Real Men Of Genius'" (1 hour and 58 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "REAL MEN OF GENIUS!" (1 hour and 58 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "Today we salute you, Mr Crazy Mad PKer Guy." (1 hour and 57 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "MR CAZY MAD PKER GUY!" (1 hour and 56 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "You have a cause. Your cause? Kill as many of your own as" (1 hour and 56 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "humanly possible." (1 hour and 55 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "GOTTA TEST MY NEW PISTOLS!" (1 hour and 55 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "Who cares that you wake up half the time on the ground" (1 hour and 54 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "outside with buckshot in your chest and a craving for" (1 hour and 54 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "brains? You still do your duty." (1 hour and 54 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "YOU JUST SAID DOODY!" (1 hour and 53 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "To other survivors, you represent zeds with intelligence and" (1 hour and 53 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "free running." (1 hour and 53 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "RUN FROM THE FLYING ZOMBIES!" (1 hour and 52 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "So crack open an Ice cold Buckrell Light, O Kaiser of the" (1 hour and 51 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "Killfest. And remember, you may know where we live, but you" (1 hour and 51 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "can't run far after killing us." (1 hour and 51 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "MR CRAZY MAD PKER GUY!" (1 hour and 50 minutes ago)
Added by --MagnusEricsson 01:38, 10 September 2007 (BST)
Mr Troll the emergency radio
28.01 MHz: "(Drum intro) Buckrell Light presents 'Real Men of Genius.'" (1 hour and 56 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "REAL MEN OF GENIUS!" (1 hour and 55 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "Today we salute you, Mr Troll the emergency radio." (1 hour and 55 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "MR TROLL THE EMERGENCY RADIO!" (1 hour and 55 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "You are a level 1 loser who could be gaining experience." (1 hour and 54 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "Instead? You attempt to p!ss off everyone and anyone you can" (1 hour and 53 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "YOU TALK ALOT OF TOUGH ..." *static* "...!" (1 hour and 53 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "In this city, where everyone tries to lighten spirits during" (1 hour and 52 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "the hardship, you take advantage and send other into" (1 hour and 52 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "depression." (1 hour and 52 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "WHAT THE MANNERS TO YOU!?!" (1 hour and 51 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "You don't realize that you have no friends in game, and will" (1 hour and 50 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "have to make zergs to play with yourself." (1 hour and 50 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "SOMEONE GET THE LOTION!" (1 hour and 50 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "Son crack open an Ice cold Buckrell Light, O Asshole of the" (1 hour and 49 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "airwaves; because when you're on, we actually encourage" (1 hour and 48 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "RKing." (1 hour and 48 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "MR TROLL THE EMERGENCY RADIO!" (1 hour and 48 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "(I made some mistakes in wording/spelling. it should say" (1 hour and 47 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "WHAT ARE MANNERS TO YOU!?!" (1 hour and 47 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "and 'So crack open' not 'Son crack open' thanks)" (1 hour and 46 minutes ago)
Added by --MagnusEricsson 14:19, 11 September 2007 (BST)
Also, some people wonder if this is referring to the real_gamer. this editor thinks so --MagnusEricsson 14:19, 11 September 2007 (BST)
Kudos
Positive feedback
28.01 MHz: "whoever came up with that real men of genius thing..." (3 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "... is a comedic genius. i salute you. you're frikin awesome" (3 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "once again, i would like to thank the fellows..." (2 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "...at buckrell light for their comic relief..." (2 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "... and creative wit. thank you again for the entertainment." (2 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "I used to be a Coors man, but you have CHANGED MY MIND!" (2 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "Whoever it is broadcasting for Buckrell Light, we'd like you" (2 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "to know that... well... We love you. Thank you for helping" (2 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "to boost morale and make Malton a happier place. Over'n'out." (2 days ago)
28.01 MHz: "a big round of applause for the buckrell arms troops, who..." (yesterday)
28.01 MHz: "...are the keepers of the keg, and also bring up ..." (yesterday)
28.01 MHz: "... an excellent point on over-barricading. we salute you." (yesterday)
28.01 MHz: "on a lighter note, i look forward to the next buckrell ..." (17 hours and 7 minutes ago)
28.01 MHz: "... light commercial. they always brighten my day." (17 hours and 6 minutes ago)
