SLaughter Brigade MC

sLaughter Brigade Motorcycle Club Abbreviation: SBMC Group Numbers: ???? Leadership: The Hero and the Son Goals: Mayhem Perhaps? Recruitment Policy: Be a 'One Percenter' Contact: Coming Soon "What Chapter are you from then?" The Tall Stranger looked at Big Ted...He wore a dark helmet, completely hiding his features. And it was made of that weird plastic, Big Ted noted. Like, you looked into it, and all you could see was your own face. REVELATIONS, he said. CHAPTER SIX. "Verses two and eight," added the boy in white helpfully. Big Ted glared at the four of them..."Wossat mean then?" he demanded. There was a tug at his sleeve. It was Pigbog. He had gone a peculiar shade of gray... "It means we're in trouble," said Pigbog. - Good Omens The sLaughter Brigade MC in search of a Good Laugh. The Brigade's Beginnings The sLaughter Brigade Motorcycle Club was begun by a group of bikers who enjoyed a good Laugh or three. We traveled around the States, looking for the best places to have a good Laugh. Inevitably, we rolled into Monroeville, where it was rumored that the best laughs could be found in the mall kiosks and in the comedy clubs in town. What we found was eerie silence. And then zombies. Zombies aren't great for a Laugh. Oh, sure, they can come up with a funny from time to time, but after a while, BRA!NZ jokes get old, and the zombies get hungry. So we decided to ditch the zeds, and stay in our garage, arguing over the usual things: bikes, women, and money. Actually, now that I think about it, we're low on cash. I wonder what we could find in the mall... How We Ride What we do is keep our garage clean of vandals, keep ourselves clean of infection, and keep our bikes clean from dirt. We still like to have a Laugh or three. And we like getting other people to have a Laugh or three with us. That's real fun. What's Up? We just rolled into town, man. Let's find a place to park our bikes, and get a bit of sleep. Joining the Chapter So you want to ride with us? You're probably a loony, or in need of a good Laugh. But that's okay, because so are the rest of us! Make sure your bike is in working condition, and we'll jump you in. Our forums will be up shortly. But in the meantime, make sure you're going faster than the zombies, and keep rolling! Use of Alts. Because we abide by the basic rules of Urbandead, the sLaughter Brigade MC will not allow the use of more than one character within it’s chapter. If you have alternate characters, please keep them out of the same area as your Brigade character. Members of the Chapter You've probably seen us burning diesel and tires up and down the street while you try to sleep. Is someone's exhaust keeping you awake, man? 'Cause we're not telling you who it was! Clubs We're Cool With I'm sure we'll meet some Greasemonkeys soon... Laughs We've Had, and The People who've Laughed with us Coming Soon!