Sarge Mart
| Sarge Mart™ | |
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| Abbreviation: | Sarge Mart |
| Group Numbers: | Employes Classified |
| Leadership: | Founder/President Sgt Martinez |
| Goals: | To provide all of Malton with reasonably priced equipment. |
| Recruitment Policy: | Now Hiring! - Go here to apply. |
| Contact: | LilJoeMeatHead |
Year Round Sale: Barrett 50. Caliber 10% Off Ammo
Sale of the Month: Buy 2 guns, get 1000 rounds of ammunition FREE!
Weekly Special: Meal special - 1 Sarge Dog, Some Private Fries, and 1 Swamp mission cola 44oz - only 10 cookies
ACC Personel!
All ACC Personel recive 50% off ALL products!
Information
Founded January 3, 2008
Tiny URL - tinyurl.com/38rtum
Overview
Sarge Mart was founded at the beggining of the year when Sgt Martinez had an idea. The idea was to create a chain of stores all over Malton that would provide top shelf weaponry, and explosives to the good people of Malton. He and his buisiness partner LilJoeMeatHead decided that Giddings Mall would be a good place to start. Everyone in the Sarge Mart family are currently military helping to get rid of the zed menace. (Zombies are welcome to shop at Sarge Mart)
Store Locator
We have yet to announce a permanent physical store, so carry on purchasing online !
Malton
Pitneybank - Giddings Mall [84,41] - [85,42]
Status - Grand Opening! (Feb. 26, 2008)
Current Sale - Grand Opening Sale! Buy one, Get one free!(On selected products)
Monroeville
TBA
Status - TBA
Current Sale - TBA
Staff
Founder/President - 
SargeTalk|Home|ACC
Vice President - LilJoeMeatHead
Floor Managers - Smith/Alcatraz311
Salesmen - Xan, Osvajac, and Rooster
Marketing Media Director - Hhal
Sarge Mart Security Officer - Ace Sloggerson, and Woenderik
How to Buy
Please submit your purchases in the disscusion part of the Sarge Mart™ page. In order to keep the page clean and not cluttered, please submit your purchases in this format. You pay us in cookies!!!
Add the Sarge Mart™ Cookie Template with all the info required.
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Sarge Mart Cookie |
| Sgt Martinez has given Sarge Mart 1,000,000 cookie(s) for providing Malton with reasonably priced equipment. |
To use just insert:
{{SargeMartCookie|1=Who's giving|2=how many|reason=for what}}
Of course, you have to decide what "1", "2", and "reason" are.
Be sure to include a wiki profile link.
You MUST post your Sarge Mart Cookie Template in the disscussion page. If you do not this will be seen as stealing Sarge Mart Products.
After you do this you may add the Sarge Mart Customer template to your page.
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I shop at Sarge Mart! |
| Sgt Martinez purchased 1 M4 Assault Rifle at Sarge Mart! |
To use just insert:
{{SargeMartCustomer|1=User name|2=what was purchased}}
Of course, you have to decide what "1", and "2" are.
Catalog
Suggestions? Please foreward all suggestions to Sarge Mart™'s Vice President, before posting them here.
Firearms
M4 Assault Rifle - 1,000 cookies
AR-15 Assault Rifle - 1,000 cookies
G36C - 1,500 cookies
G36C - (Sarge Mart™ Collector's Edition) - 2,500 cookies
AK-47 - 1,000 Cookies
Remington 870 - 1,000 cookies
Remington 870 (Sarge Mart™ Collector's Edition) - 2,000 cookies
Glock 18 - 1,000 cookies
Glock 18 (Sarge Mart™ Collector's Edition) - 2,000 cookies
Barrett 50. Cal. M82A1 - 8,000 cookies
.357 Magnum - 500 cookies
Heckler & Koch G3 - 1,000 cookies
Heckler & Koch G3 (Sarge Mart™ Collector's Edition) - 2,000 cookies
SA80 - 1,000 cookies
AA-12 - 2,000 cookies
Raging Bull - 700 cookies
Antique Weaponry
Berdan Rifle - 1,500 cookies
M1 Garand - 1,000 cookies
Land Pattern Musket - 2,000 cookies
Explosives
C4 - 500 cookies (per pound)
Fragmentation Grenade - 100 cookies
IMR 4895 - 900 cookies (8 pound canister)
Melee Weapons
Stuffed Crocodile - 2 cookies
Big Stick - 5 cookies
Flip Blade - 100 cookies
Crowbar - 75 cookies
Fire Axe - 150 cookies
Katana - 250 cookies
Chainsaw - 2,500 cookies
Equipment
Exclusive First Aid Kit - 100 cookies
Satellite Phone - 500 cookies
Two-Way Radio - 300 cookies
Color Television - 400 cookies
Ipod - 200 cookies
Speakers - 200 cookies
Duct Tape - 10 cookies
Food
Pizza
- Large - 15 cookies
- Small - 10 cookies
Polish Sausage - 10 cookies
Sarge Dog - 5 cookies
Private Fries - 3 cookies
Cast Iron Banana's - 12 cookies
Hhal's Special Italian Bread - 15 cookies
Drinks
Non-Alcoholic Drinks
Swamp Mission Cola
General (64 oz) - 10 cookies
Colonel (44 oz) - 7 cookies
Sergeant - (22 oz) - 3 cookies
Private - (10 oz) - 1 cookie
Alcohol
Alcatraz311's Home Brewed Industrial Strength Alcohol
Vodka (1 litre) - 25 cookies
Cider (1 Litre) - 25 cookies
Beer (1 Litre) - 25 cookies
Lager (1 Litre) - 25 cookies
Alcopop (1 Litre) - 25 cookies
Corporate Brands
Miller (6 pack) - 15 cookies
Budweiser (6 pack) - 15 cookies
Gunniess (6 pack) - 15 cookies
Heineken (6 pack) - 15 cookies
Bulmers (6 pack) - 15 cookies
Please drink sensibly.
Customer Testimonials
When I heard that Sarge Mart™ had opened, I started dancing with the zombie that was clawing at me. Now I can feed my groups need of vodka and ammunition with ease, even though I now have zombaids.--Alcatraz311
It was just like Wal-Mart. My gun even had Lead paint it was awesome, now i have a M4 and Cancer --Garretjax
You've been to a Wal-Mart right? You know how there is a small counter of measely weapontry, well at Sarge Mart™, there are endless rows of guns, ammo, and high exposives, and MUCH MUCH more! Why shop at Wal-Mart, WHEN THERES SARGE MART?! --Anonomyous
I used to own a gun store, when Sarge Mart™ moved in down the street, it almost put me out of business. So I stepped up and sold all of my assests to Sarge Mart™, I received over 30,000 cookies! Thanks Sarge Mart! --Anonomyous
Sarge Mart™ doesn't use cheap Zombie labor like "other" stores -- Ace Sloggerson
When I wanted some food that didnt have, lets say, "certain undead flesh" in it, people thought I was crazy. Then I came to Sarge Mart™ and I was accepted for who I was, and what I liked. I now enjoy a nice Sarge Dog every day! --Anonomyous
There used to be a great big ugly billboard on my street. Now, thanks to Sarge Mart™ (and the five pounds of C4 they sold me), that billboard is history! --Hhal
"...a Zomburger, some Finger Fries and... wait, what? This isn't McZeds™?! But... no,sir... SHOTGUN?!
Best... store...ever..." --Private McKinley
"nah harm Mrrrggggh... Mrrrggggh bah garn... Mrrrggggh bab gab arn arz... bang! har har har..." --Mrrrggggh
They found me a Cheezgun Barrel. I've been looking for one for ages. Thanks Sarge Mart. -- Cheese
Sarge Mart™ helped me to blow my brains out with a shotgun! Thanks Sarge Mart! --Pvt Hawk
When they received that order of iPods, I went crazy. I bought an iPod with Paris Hilton songs already on it. And with some duct tape (Also from Sarge Mart), I taped the speakers (From Sarge Mart as well) to the iPod. And in the past 5 minutes, I found a new form of Player Killing. I turned on my iPod and threw it in a mall (Which had a few hundred people inside). Now, because of me, a horde of zombies can be found inside the mall. I expect to shop at Sarge Mart again soon. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 00:31, 21 March 2008 (UTC)
