Shamblin' Crooners

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Shamblin' Crooners
Concert.jpg
Abbreviation: Crooners
Group Numbers: It varies
Leadership: Badgers
Goals: To Z!ng (but nah harm babah Harmanz!!)
Recruitment Policy: Don't come to us, we'll come to you!
Contact: Our Agent! Oh, uh, nevermind... we ate him

Nah harm babah Harmanz!! The Shamblin' Crooners are a group of zombies operating in the North Eastern corner of Malton. The zombies have decided that they really need to liven up the area, especially Dulston, with break-ins and concerts galore.


Modus Operandi

The Shamblin' Crooners will typically coordinate and attempt to make their entrances to their concerts in style. Even though there are no more paparazzi, limos, or red carpets, the Crooners attempt to make themselves known. The group will typically work together on one song before dispersing among their admiring fans and performing individual numbers and giving autographs.

The Crooners sometimes also give solo concerts, without the backup of other group members. These concerts are generally more intimate, with the members attempting to perform and give enough autographs to please their entire audiences.

Horde Rules

  1. Nah harm babah Harmanz! The Shamblin' Crooners are protective of humans who haven't had enough experience in Malton. The Crooners will give five fingered autographs to the inexperienced people, but they won't give the more highly valued oral autograph. The Crooners will also not force "baby harmanz" to become undead groupies.
  2. If forced back to life by syringe bearing humans, the Crooners may possibly kill combat revivers, but will not GK, RK, rant, or swear.
  3. The Crooners will not make use of Zombie Spies. Those who have been revived will not give current info on human whereabouts to those planning the next concert.
  4. The Crooners will never zerg. The use of additional backing tracks not provided by fellow performers is frowned upon by record agents searching for talent in Malton.

Past Concerts

  • March 25 - The Gouger Arms
  • March 26 - The Whitlock Building
  • March 27 - St Anacletus's Hospital
  • March 28 - Weston Crescent Fire Station
  • March 29 - The Naisbitt Building
  • March 30 - The Bridgman Building
  • April 1 - The Whitlock Building
  • April 2 - Parrot Towers
  • April 4 - Anne General Hospital
  • April 6 - The Whitlock Building
  • April 7 - Blaise General Hospital
  • April 8 - Anne General Hospital
  • April 14 - Clewett Alley Police Department
  • April 15 - Troubridge Cinema
  • April 16 - The Trood Building
  • April 17 - A factory (97,3)
  • April 18 - The Speak Motel
  • April 21 - Parrot Tower
  • April 24 - Treweeke Mall!
  • April 25 - Treweeke Mall!
  • May 1 - Clewett Alley Police Department
  • May 4 - The Beale Building
  • May 6 - Spicer Row Police Department
  • May 12 - The Speak Motel
  • May 14 - St. Barbara's Church (solo performances)
  • May 16 - Blaise General Hospital (solo performance)
  • May 16 - The Beale Building (solo performance for a special fan)
  • May 17 - Spicer Row Police Dept
  • May 18 - Clewett Alley Police Department
  • May 19 - The Trood Building
  • May 20 - The Beale Building
  • May 21 - The Much Arms (some performers entertained at a Warehouse near Clewett Alley PD)
  • May 22 - The Holdway Museum
  • May 23 - Parrot Tower
  • May 24 - Midelton Crescent Police Dept
  • May 25 - The Whitlock Building
  • May 26 - St Anacletus's Hospital
  • May 27 - St Anacletus's Hospital - Encore performance
  • May 29 - The Speak Motel
  • May 30 - Waddington Towers
  • May 31 - The Bridgman Building
  • June 5 - Club Cocker
  • June 6 - Club Cocker
  • June 7 - Downe Towers
  • June 12 - Midelton Crescent Police Dept
  • June 13 - the Beale Building
  • June 14 - St Anacletus's Hospital
  • June 15 - St Anacletus's Hospital
  • August 8 - Clewett Alley Police Department (We're back!)
  • October 2-13 - Treweeke Mall Reunion Concert!
  • October 14-18 - Whitlock NT
  • October 19 - Pegrum Place Police Dept
  • January 14-17 - Whitlock NT
  • January 15-20 - Downe Towers
  • January 21-29 - Anne General Hospital

SHAMBLIN' CROONERS APOCALYPSE STARTS

  • January 30 - Club Mold
  • January 31 - A Factory [92,0]
  • February 1-2 - Oake Walk Police Department
  • February 3 - the Naisbett Building
  • February 4-6 - Clewett Alley Police Department
  • February 7-8 - Spicer Row Police Department
  • February 9 - The Beale Building
  • February 10 - Troubridge Cinema (event cancelled, no one home. Venue trashed anyway)
  • February 10 - The Trood Building
  • February 11 - St Barbara's Church
  • February 12 - The Much Arms
  • February 13 - Anne General Hospital
  • February 14 - A Warehouse (95,1)

Tour Ends

Available Lyrics

Jingle Bells

Zhangah bahz, Zhangah bahz, Zhangah azzah rah! Ah raz hahn ag az zah raagh annah ran harz abban zrah!

Gazhang zrah zah znah annah ran harz abban zrah! Aarrh zah raaz rah gah, razzan arh zah raah! Haa haa haa! Baaz an babgahz rang, magang zbaraz bragh! Ragh hahn ag az zah raagh an z!ng ah zrahang zang gahnah!

Ah, zhangah bahz, Zhangah bahz, Zhangah azzah rah! Ah raz hahn ag az zah raagh annah ran harz abban zrah! Zhangah bahz, Zhangah bahz, Zhangah azzah rah! Ah raz hahn ag az zah raagh annah ran harz abban zrah!

Deck The Halls

Gagh zah haahz raz bahz ah harrah! Ha ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra! Gaz zah zaazan za ba zharrah! Ha ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra! Gahn rah nah ahr gah abbarrah! Ha ra ra, ra ra ra, ra ra ra! Zrahh za anzhan Rarzhagh garah! Ha ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra!

Zaah za brazang Rahr bahar ahz! Ha ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra! Zgragh za harb an zhan za gharaz! Ha ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra! Haraah mah an marrah maazhah! Ha ra ra, ra ra ra, ra ra ra! Raarh ah gaah agh Rarzhagh grazhaz! Ha ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra!

Hazh arah za ahgh aarh bazzaz! Ha ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra! Haah za nah, raa raghz an razzaz! Ha ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra! Z!ng rah zharahz aah zagazzah! Ha ra ra, ra ra ra, ra ra ra! Haaghraz azzah rangh an razzah! Ha ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra!

Ha ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra!

Badger Mushroom Snake

Bagarh, Bagarh, Bagarh, Bagarh, Bagarh, Bagarh, Bagarh, Bagarh, Mazhraam, Mazhraam, Bagarh, Bagarh, Bagarh, Bagarh, Bagarh, Bagarh, Bagarh, Bagarh,Znahrh, AGHHH,!z hra ZNAHrh!

Some One Liners

Ah, Ahm arh zambah ahn ahm agarh! Ah zrhaab arh naht ahn Ah zmazh arh zaarh! - I'm a zombie and I'm okay! I sleep all night and I smash all day!

Zambahz, zambahz, azza ganna zha, azza ganna zha ranm za harm harmanz? - Zombies, zombies, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they harm humans?

Bohemian Rhapsody

Mamma... Zhaaz grrg ah man... Brrg ah gaan agghanz hhz haag, brrg mah graggarh, nah hz gaag.... Mamma... Raab hag zhaaz bagaan... Bah nah ahg gaan an zhraan ag ARRR arrraaahhh...

Cumbaya

Gambarah, mah Gaz!
Gambarah!
Gambarah, mah Gaz!
Gambarah!
Zamahn zangang, Gaz!
Gambarah!
Ah, Gaz... Gambarah.

The Oscar Meyer Song

Mah banana haz a grhz nam, az A-Z-G-A-R!
Mah banana haz a zagang nam, az M-A-H-A-R!
Ah, Ah rab gah grab azz abarah gah,
An ab zambahz agzg mah Ah ganna gragh...

Gaz, Azgar Maharh haz a rah gah H-A-R-M-A-N-Z...

ManaMana

ManaMana! Nah Naah Nah Nah Nah! MANAMANA! Nah Naah Naah Nah! ManaMana! Nah Naah Nah Nah Nah! Na nah nah, na nah nah, na na nah nah na! - The ManaMana song. Note: No translation needed as it was originally written in Zombish.

All You Need Is Love

Arh hra naah az rarh! Arh hra naah az rarh! Arh hra naah az rarh, rarh... Rarh az arh hra naah!

Suicide Is Painless (From M*A*S*H*)

Zahazah ahz baanraz! Ahg brangz ahn manah zhanzhaz! An ah gan gahg arh razh rh azh ah braz!

Break On Through by The Doors

Hra nah za aah azhraz za nagh... Nagh arrahz za aah! Gragh ah rahn... Gragh ah haarh... Brag an zrah ah za azhah zarh! Brag an zrah ah za azhah zarh! Brag an zrah ah za azhah zarh, raah!
- requested by a fan from Dulston

The Marshall Tucker Band - Can't You See

Ahm ganna gaagh ah hraagh gra!hn, gahn ah zha zgaaz!an, Rargh, Ah nah gaar rahr ahg gaahz. Ganna gram ah mahngan, zah haahaghz mahngan, Rargh, An zhambh abh, an'gh anah ran ganna nah.

Ganh rrh Z, aahhhh ganh rrh Z, Rah zah rrman, bahn grr!n zah mah...

Ahm ganna bahn mah ah harh anna rarrh, Ahm ganna grahr ahnzaag ahn gah, 'gaz mah ragah nah, ah mrrn argh rrman, Rargh. Nabar gargh mah gaah-bah.

Ganh rrh Z, aahhhh ganh rrh Z, Rah zah rrman, Rargh, zzh bahn grr!n zah mah... Ganh rrh Z, aahhhh ganh rrh Z, Rah zah rrman, Rargh, zzh bahn grr!n zah mah...

Ganna bah mah a g!gagh nah, ahz barr ahz Ah gan, Ah an'gh nabar gahman bagh. Ahm ganna gaagh ah zaarzh-barngh, Arr zha rah zah Gharg!a nah, G!rr zah gra!hn ah ran aggah grag.

Ganh rrh Z, aahhhh ganh rrh Z, Rah zah rrman, Rargh, zzh bahn grr!n zah mah... Ganh rrh Z, aahhhh ganh rrh Z, Rah zah rrman, zzh bahn grr!n zah mah, ah Rargh...

Slayer - New Faith

Harrar man azan ahb zar ahz
Zah zah rahz ah zah rar zah ban zar brang
Ahz zah rarz ah razazan gam grazzan garn
Harz za agnaranz zaz zah zaggan zam arran?

Zammah har ah raarz narran garraz rah narah ahnn
Zammah rah ahz zag ran zah zarrabrazzan baganz

Ragam zah zah harrarz arrah razzazazzan
Zah mah razza ran ahr rah zarrar nah
Ah raghag ah zah babrazar rarza zah ghrah
Zazmazz zahm ahz za ragrarz ah zah zam

Ah ran bah rahrzag brazzahharz'
Hram zah bag ah angrahgz bar zah raggaz manz

AH GAB ZAH BABAR AHNA BARH AH BRAZZ
ZAH ZAH NANAH AHZ ZARZ GAN AZZAG MAAAAH!

Zaz ahz nar zaagh
Ah zazzan rar ah zag

Zah bar zarzargh zah zaahz
Ahr zag zah bagh

Brang ah arrar zam, anah zam
Razzaz zah rah zam rhan
Mah harrazah baganz!

Brah gah rahz – raghz rah gaz
Brah gah rahz – nar ahn zam zar brah rar zazz

Zahr ahg ahraar!
Ah gagz ahnzag zah manh
Zaranz zar raar
Zah gabz zah barh anzag
Nar zah gan zaar
Ragnazz zah marrazar
Ragnazz zah marrazar

Brah gah rahz – raghz rah gaz
Brah gah rahz – rahz arrar brahz
Zarh brah gah zazz, Zarh brah gah zazz
Ambrazz nah raahz, ambrazz nah raahz...

Soundgarden - Black Hole Sun

Ahn mah ahhz
Ahngazbaazhg
Ahn g!zg!zaz
Az nah rahn gnaahz
Haagz zha bahz
Raahz zha znag
Zah zan
Ahn mah gizgraahz
Baahr!ng haagh
Zammar zganzh
'nagh zha bragh
Zha zgaa rrghz gagh
Garr mah nahm
Zrrh zha grrm
An Ah'rr haar rrh
Zgraam aga!n...

Bragh harr zan
Ranrgh rrh gam
An hrazh arah zha ra!n
Bragh harr zan
Ranrgh rrh gam
Ranrgh rrh gam...

Zgaggarang
Garg an gamb
Zgaahr zha rarm r!nd
Gaarahg hrang
Gaahmz arr gan
Bar hanazg man
An zamgaahmz
Harr grr rang
Bar znagz
Ahn mah zhaahz
Rarg!ng Zzz
Anh mah rrhrbh Ah brah zah gaabh Habban zangh
Harr arah
Nah ran z!ngz
Ragh rrh
Anahmarr...

Bragh harr zan
Ranrgh rrh gam
An hrazh arah zha ra!n
Bragh harr zan
Ranrgh rrh gam
Ranrgh rrh gam...

Hang mah haagh
Grarhn mah hrrr
Grrh rrh arr zhaz
Gh!zabbar...

Bragh harr zan
Ranrgh rrh gam
An hrazh arah zha ra!n
Bragh harr zan
Ranrgh rrh gam
Ranrgh rrh gam...


Hello My Baby

hara mrh hararh,
hara mrh barba,
hara mrh rrraggrmgrrr

zrgg mh ha ghz bh rrarh,
barba mh hargz arh rrarh

ah grh rrhgraz mah,
hararh grh hhrrz mah
zzhn grahbah zah ahran,
ar barba zargagarrrr... ar garmah arm arrarn!


Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb

Harrah...ahz zhar anahbaggah ahn zhar? Zhaz nahg ahb rrh gan haar mah...ahz zhar anah rahn hahm?
Gahm an...nah...Ah haar rrh brr!ng gahn...rah Ah gan ahzz rrh ba!n, gah rrh an rrh hrrgh aga!n...
Raraghz...Ah naagh zam ahnbarmaz!an hrrzgh...zhaz zah baz!g haghz...gan rrh zha mah rahr ah hargz?

Zhar ahz nah ba!n, rrh arh razaaghang...ah g!zgang zh!bz zmagh ahn zah harr!zan...rrh arh anrah
gam!ng rhh !n rabbz...rrh r!bz mahb, bah Ah ganh haar rah rrh zah!n...
Rhan Ah rahz ah zh!rg, Ah hagh ah hrrbar...mah hanz harb zhaz ragh grr barrhanz...nah Ahb gah zab
hrr!n rhanz aga!n, Ah gan nah ahgzbra!n, rrh rrg nah annarzgang, zh!z !z nah hah Ah am...

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...hab bagam...gamhrbrah namb.

  • insert badass guitar here

Ahgah...zhaz annazar b!n br!gh...zhar'rr bah nah mar AAAA-AAA-AAHHHH!!!...bah rrh mah hrrh ah r!ggr
z!gh. Gan rrh zgangh abh? Ah za barabh ahz rarg!ng...gaagh. Zahr gaabh rrh ga!ng bar zah zhah, gahman, ahz gam zah gah.
Zhar ahz nah ba!n, rrh arh razaaghang...ah g!zgang zh!bz zmagh ahn zah harr!zan...rrh arh anrah
gam!ng rhh !n rabbz...rrh r!bz mahb, bah Ah ganh haar rah rrh zah!n...
Rhan Ah rahz ah zh!rg, Ah gagh ah hr!!g!ng gr!mbz...ah ahb zah garnar abh mah aah...Ah grn zah
rrgh bah ah rahz gan, Ah gannah brh mah h!ngar ahn ah nah, zah zh!rg !z graahn, zah grahm ahz gaan.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...hab bagam...gamhrbrah namb.


Beautiful Dreamer (Zombie Variant)


  • Human Lyrics for Input:

Beautiful Dreamer!!! Dreaming his dream!!! Dying a death that would make you all scream!!! Diving much deeper into the horde, I am a zombie who is very borded, looking for my friends all around town... this beautiful dreamer wont stop till they're found!

  • Zombie Lyrics for View:

Brarrrh rramrrh!!! Rramrng hrh rram!!! Rng hra rah ha rrh marh rrh hra rram!!! Rrng mrh rrrrh rnrh hrh hrrrh, rh am hra zrmbrrh hrh rh rrh brrrh, rrrng rrh m rrrn hra arrrn rn... Hrh brarrrh rramrrh rn rh rh hrrrh rrn!


There are also other general zombie and lyric pages located here and here.

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