Shuffery Bank

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Shuffery Bank
--Sister Katie (talk) 20:54, 4 March 2020 (UTC)
Shuffery Bank

Miltown [95,93]

the Gough Building the Hodson Motel the Perriam Museum
Wadham Square Police Department Shuffery Bank Berrow Bank
the Heward Arms Tickle Crescent Byers Avenue

Basic Info:

  • All banks were emptied or looted prior to evacuation. Tagging a bank earns 1 XP.
  • Banks are Dark buildings.
  • Among the internal descriptions found in Banks:
    • "The vault lies open, its contents either looted or transferred."
  • Banks can be barricaded normally.

General Information

The Shuffery Bank is one of seven banks in the suburb of Miltown. The high number of banks in this suburb show that before the outbreak Miltown was one of the richest suburbs in Malton. The cream of society had accounts at this particular bank, names such as Mr. Gryffen. Wing Commander Avery Holmes, Major Tom, and Jack Jackson.

The bank manager, Trott Stevens, ran the bank and had a number of major investments in the local area, including Club Yorke, the Weymouth Arms, the Fliney Building (to which he was the land lord) and the three hospitals found in Miltown (Callistus General Hospital, St. Francis's Hospital, Josephine General Hospital).

Mr. Stevens was being investigated his financial link with the scandal involving the Fliney building and the Josephine General Hospital just as the outbreak occurred. He was last seen in Wadham Square Police Department clutching a shotgun trying to hold off the huge horde of Zombies which had gathered there.

The Stations defence lasted for two hours.


They say money makes the world go round. However, if money did make the world go round then it would have been rotating on monkey glockenspiel’s account. Being the fifth richest man in the world, he made a lot of worlds go round.

But now, post outbreak, the only thing that monkey glockenspiel goes round are plates balanced on a stick. Which he does outside this bank every second Thursday, unfortunately he has no fingers and no real comprehension of how to balance anything so instead he usually just moans and offers plates to those who walk/run past him.

monkey glockenspiel has been known to miss his dates, usually when he living again. He can be seen in the area but he is usually running away from the mass of zombies pursing him. If you try to talk to him, he’ll try and shoot you in the leg and leave you for the zombie horde close behind him.

And they say money can’t buy you happiness.