St. Margaret's Church (Wray Heights)

St. Margaret's Church Wray Heights [68, 77] a junkyard Club Tinney Solomon Cinema Tresidder Alley St. Margaret's Church St. John's Church Braham Boulevard School Whitcherell Bank a cemetery Basic Info: Churches contain crucifixes, wine, and first aid kits, though hospitals are far better for that last item. Churches have no internal descriptions. Church doors do not close but can be barricaded shut.

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St. Margaret's Church (Wray Heights)

Description

The Church of iamnot and entrance point to iamnot's AnswerPhone building and related buildings. After building a religion, following the example of Cake, iamnot took over this Church and have their own special ceremonies every sunday where you can see iamnot members mashing up the altar with a set of thumping Church Choons.

Free entry to all the sexy ladies before 10am.

History

A once popular church whose large marble steps were favoured by beggars due to its rich congregation had a steeple that rose high above the surrounding buildings. Unfortunately during the GREAT RAIDS of March 2008 it was utterly destroyed and then rebuilt by confused nanobots from the science fiction comedy sitcom Red Dwarf into the shape of a spaceship.

Naturally there was an uproar from some of the more conservative members of the local community who held a brief protest outside the new church, but were rapidly desolved by the torrent of laser fire unleashed by the buildings new security systems.

Unfortuanely after it had dispensed with the unruly mob the buildings batteries went flat and the laser defence systems powered down forever.

The lonely zombie beggars that used to grace the marble steps of the old church have since wandered off to do some gardening for Jeremy Beadle.

Barricade Policy

VS+2 only please. Not all worshippers are high level. This is also one of our entry points so unless there's trouble in the area observe the VS+2 limit. Ta. Those who do not remember the past are doomed to repeat it.

Current Status

VS+2 - No Occupants

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