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This page is a list of every suburb and it's associated user given nicknames. Please add your own, no need to have widespread acceptance! But if they are nonsensical (nonsensical is fine as long as a sensifying explanation is included) they will be removed by the Management. Thankyou for your cooperation and please, enjoy the lolz.

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[edit] Individual Suburbs

[edit] Barrville

• "Barhahville" - Used by the followers of Barhah. ALiM style, ya dig?

[edit] Brooke Hills

• "Brooke's Hills" - a 2 Cool Nickname. ALiM style, ya dig?
• "Brooksey" -used by most people... probably...HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALiM!!
• "Brooke's Pills" - Dr Cory Bjornson

[edit] Brooksville

• "The other Brooksey" - See above. ALiM style, ya dig?

[edit] Buttonville

• "Butt-ville" - several dirty-minded residents according to the suburbs wiki page. ALiM style, ya dig?
• "The Button" and "The Butt" - wiki page abbreviations. ALiM style, ya dig?
• Known unofficially as "Cheeseville" for a day back in 2007. Didn't really catch on. Cheese

[edit] Chancelwood

• "The Chancellery" --ϑϑℜ

[edit] Chudleyton

• "The Chud" - A WanYao nickname- ALiM style, ya dig?
• "Chodeleyton" - Am I ALiM worthy yet? --ϑϑℜ

[edit] Crooketon

• "Crooks" --Haliman - UBCS ^{UBCS Forum}

[edit] Crowbank

• "Crowbar" - That's not a crowbar, this is a crowbar. ALiM style, ya dig?
• "Crowskank" - A 2 Cool Nickname. HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALiM!!

[edit] Dakerstown

• "Suburb One" according to the wiki page. ALiM style, ya dig?
• "Dakers" is widely used among the Crimson Clan, and probably other groups from the area. LK Oddjob
• "Hellgate 1" Maverik115

[edit] Danversbank

[edit] Dartside

"Fartside" - I cant believe no one else thought of this--CJ

[edit] Darvall Heights

• "Devil's Heights" - a 2 Cool nickname. HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALiM!!
• "Hell" - less subtle. ALiM style, ya dig?

[edit] Dentonside

[edit] Dulston

• "Dullston" - Coined independently by thousands. WanYao
• "Dullstown" - An alternate spelling of the above. Bob Fortune ^RR
• "Dull Street" - Expansion of Dullst, continuing the theme from the above entries. ALiM style, ya dig?

[edit] Dunell Hills

• "Dumbell Hills" - coined independently by many different people. WanYao
• "Dunny" - A 2 Cool Nickname -ALiM style, ya dig?

[edit] Dunningwood

"Dumpinwoods" - thats what a bear does!--User is on that OTHER shit

[edit] Earletown

[edit] East Becktown

[edit] East Boundwood

[edit] East Grayside

• "East Gayside" - A 2 Cool nickname HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALiM!!

[edit] Eastonwood

• "Ew" - like EWWWWW but more valley girl. ALiM style, ya dig?
• "Ground Zero" Maverik115
• "Eastwood". FUCK YEAH! D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS)

[edit] Edgecombe

[edit] Foulkes Village

• "Fucks Village" - A 2 Cool Nickname. ALiM style, ya dig?

[edit] Fryerbank

• "Fat City" --D.E.ATalk

[edit] Galbraith Hills

[edit] Gatcombeton

• The "catacomb" since forever. Zeug

[edit] Gibsonton

• "Gibs" for short by some denizens. Was also called "Queen of Malton" by the Gibsonton Nationals but that never caught on.--Garviel Loken^{No Pity! No Remorse! No Fear! Talk}

[edit] Greentown

• "Gtown" Pyro1499 - because it just sounds gangsta like that

[edit] Grigg Heights

"Griggs" - This is the name used by the locals & ol' timers for the suburb. Sir WV

"Grh!ggz" or "Grh!gg Haagz" - Death Rattle for "Griggs" & "Grigg Heights". Sir WV

[edit] Gulsonside

• "The Gully" --Haliman - UBCS ^{UBCS Forum}
• "Ghoulsonside", by Clubbed to Death--Mallrat 16:13, 19 November 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Havercroft

• "Havers" - The most popular name for the suburb. --Jsrbrunty
• "Lara Croft" - A 2 Cool nickname. ALiM style, ya dig?

[edit] Heytown

• "Hey now, Hey now, don't dream it's over" - Coz lyk it's a song and the suburb makes me think of the lyrics... ALiM style, ya dig?

[edit] Hollomstown

[edit] Houldenbank

[edit] Huntley Heights

• "HH" - It's just the suburb's fucking acronym, okay? -ALiM style, ya dig?
• "Cuntley Kites" - A 2 Cool Nickname -ALiM style, ya dig?

[edit] Jensentown

[edit] Judgewood

• "The Barrister" - Not very widely used, but it does exist! --Jsrbrunty

[edit] Kempsterbank

• "Dumpster-bank" - coined, like, just now, this very moment, by me. WanYao
• "Dumpyskank" - a corruption of the above nickname. ALiM style, ya dig?
• "Kbank"- common abbreviation. Linkthewindow  Talk 

[edit] Ketchelbank

• "Ketchupbank" - Everything's better with ketchup. WanYao
• "Brainbank" - according to Brainstalkers HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALiM!!

[edit] Kinch Heights

• "Ginch Heights" - Pretty obvious, no? WanYao

[edit] Lamport Hills

[edit] Lerwill Heights

[edit] Lockettside

[edit] Lukinswood

• "Lukin's Wood" - Those fellers over at 2 Cool inc. ALiM style, ya dig?

[edit] Millen Hills

• "Mingin' Hills" - a 2 Cool nickname. -HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALiM!!

[edit] Miltown

• "Milftown" - I've never heard anyone else call it this but 2 Cool...--HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALiM!!
• "Freaktown" - Show me on the map --Jelly Otter

[edit] Mockridge Heights

• "The Mock" coined by the Mockers -- boxy ^{talk • i}

[edit] Molebank

• The Mole, because it doesn't have a nickname yet. Linkthewindow  Talk 

[edit] Mornington

• "Mornington Peninsula", much easier to say. ALiM style, ya dig?
• "The Crescent" - by the cognoscenti. --Mallrat

[edit] New Arkham

• "NewArk" - Not quite as desolate as New Jersey... but close... WanYao

[edit] Nixbank

• "Nick's Skank" - A 2 Cool Nickname. ALiM style, ya dig?

[edit] North Blythville

[edit] Old Arkham

• "OArk" - An abbreviation parallelling "NewArk". WanYao

[edit] Osmondville

• "Ozzy" - a handy abbreviation. ALiM style, ya dig?

[edit] Owsleybank

• "The Owl's Nest" - --D.E.ATalk

[edit] Pashenton

• "Pashtown" - The place to be on a friday night, a 2 Cool nickname. ALiM style, ya dig?
• "Bash her-town" - When my girlfriend forgets her place. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS)

[edit] Paynterton

• "Pain town" --Haliman - UBCS ^{UBCS Forum}
• "Painterton", fuck trying to spell it correctly. ALiM style, ya dig?
• "Paynerton" is a common mispelling Garviel Loken^{No Pity! No Remorse! No Fear! Talk}

[edit] Peddlesden Village

• "Pederast Village" - Coined by Wan Yao and used by all two of his friends and a few other people he bribed to with promises of PAI. WanYao
• "Pedo" - A Useful 2 Cool abbreviation of the above. ALiM style, ya dig?
• "Maltons Biggest Wasteland" - you been there lately? its kansas without the corn --CJ
• "The Village" --Haliman - UBCS ^{UBCS Forum}

[edit] Pegton

• "Pegleg" - LOL! A 2 Cool Nickname. ALiM style, ya dig?

[edit] Pennville

[edit] Penny Heights

• "Penny Henny" - Because people in Penny Heights act like farm animals. ALiM style, ya dig?
• "Henny Penny" - It's less confusing this way. ALiM style, ya dig?

[edit] Peppardville

• "The Pepperpot". --Jsrbrunty

[edit] Pescodside

• "Pesky" - Easier to spell correctly, ya dig? ALiM style, ya dig?
• "Pesticide" - A fair pun --Tiberius Matye

[edit] Pimbank

• "Pimpskank" - a 2 Cool Nickname. ALiM style, ya dig?

[edit] Pitneybank

• "Trenchtown" - on account of the inhabitants of Fort Creedy. Bob Fortune ^RR

[edit] Quarlesbank

[edit] Raines Hills

• "Brnhz! Hills" --D.E.ATalk

[edit] Randallbank

• Randyskank - A 2 Cool Nickname. ALiM style, ya dig?

[edit] Reganbank

• "The Cultural Wasteland of Malton" Sir WV
• "The Arm-pit of Malton" Sir WV

[edit] Rhodenbank

• "Robbinbank" --Pyro1499
• "Robberybank" --Pyro1499 - because of all the kick doors goin on up there

[edit] Richmond Hills

"Rich Man Hills" - Meh. --Haliman - UBCS ^{UBCS Forum}

[edit] Ridleybank

• "The 'bank" - Many people, mostly dead, but some have a pulse. --KOOKY
• "The homeland" - Many, mostly dead, people. --KOOKY
• "Wrigglyskank" - A 2 Cool nickname. HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALiM!!
• "Ridleybonk" or the "Bonk"- RRF MUST PATROLLZ IT NOAH! --Zoey Zarg
• "The Candyland", used by the Gingerbread Men in '06 -Hagnat
• "Dead Central" - used by me on my first visit to the suburb --D.E.ATalk
• "Riddle 'Em Bank" - What you should do when you see the zeds there --Tiberius Matye
• "Ridley" - pretty obvious, but probably one of the most widely-used nicknames for that reason. --Jsrbrunty

[edit] Roachtown

• It's on ALiM for fucks sake, does it really need a nickname? ALiM style, ya dig?
• "The Stoner Capital of Malton" You know why. Sarge^{Talk|Home|Ex-ACC}

[edit] Roftwood

• "Rotwood" - common spelling liked by undead --~~~~ [talk]
• "Roflwood" - a 2 Cool nickname HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALiM!!

[edit] Rolt Heights

[edit] Roywood

[edit] Ruddlebank

• "Ruddyskank" - a 2 Cool nickname. ALiM style, ya dig?

[edit] Santlerville

• "The North Pole" - Used by Wan Yao, and pretty much no one else. Some kind of reference to Santler Claws and elves and Canadian Beavers. Or something... WanYao
• "S'ville" - Just an abbreviation...nothing witty here... ALiM style, ya dig?
• "Finisville" - named after most of the population. Bob Fortune ^RR
• "Beaverville" - after the prominate local group, The Dribbling Beavers. Used widely including on the Mall Tour '09 Map. ALiM style, ya dig?

[edit] Scarletwood

• "Redwood" -ALiM style, ya dig?

[edit] Shackleville

• "The Love Shack" - a 2 Cool Nickname. ALiM style, ya dig?
• "Shacknewsville" - Always reminds me of that horde. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS)

[edit] Shearbank

• "Sheerskank" - A 2 Cool nickname.--HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALiM!!
• "Zergbank" – Used among Zerg Hunters for reasons that should be obvious. • Revenant said "Blanemcc is a PKer?" (1 year and 10 months ago)

[edit] Shore Hills

• "Whore Shills" - an amusing spoonerism. Bob Fortune ^RR

[edit] Shuttlebank

[edit] South Blythville

[edit] Spicer Hills

• "The Flavour Hole" --D.E.ATalk

[edit] Spracklingbank

[edit] Stanbury Village

• Stan's Village, also an acceptable abbreviation is StanVllg. -- Sir Fred of Etruria

[edit] Starlingtown

[edit] Tapton

• "Tap that" - as in 'I'm tappin' that', if one is in tapton or 'let's tap that' if one wishes to go to tapton. A 2 Cool nickname. ALiM style, ya dig?

[edit] Tollyton

• "Toll Town" - You know you like it --Tiberius Matye

[edit] Vinetown

• "Vinetown?" Yes. We're that cool. But it's said in the form of a question.--Mr. Borehamwood -Rosslessness ^{-Wants a new city}
• "V-Town". Gangsta stylee.--Mallrat 16:15, 19 November 2009 (UTC)

[edit] West Becktown

• "Wet Becky" - A 2 Cool Nickname. ALiM style, ya dig?
• "Pussy Town" - apparently...HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALiM!!

[edit] West Boundwood

[edit] West Grayside

• West Gayside HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALiM!!

[edit] Whittenside

• "Whittensdie" - By various, on account of the large FU enclave there. - M arcusF ilby ^T

[edit] Williamsville

• "Willy" or "Willy-ville", part of the comedy duo, Willy and the Butt. -- Cheese

[edit] Wray Heights

• "Wry Heights" - why the fuck not? ALiM style, ya dig?

[edit] Wyke Hills

• "Dyke Hills" (See Wooman Towers) - a 2 Cool Nickname. ALiM style, ya dig?
• "Why Kills" - That's what I hear in my head everytime I think of this place. It'll catch on. You'll see.--Bishop Vagancia I

[edit] Wykewood

• "Dikewood"-CJ

[edit] Yagoton

• "Dagobah" - Coined by Wan Yao in one his moments of especially inspired non-lucidity, and used by him and those unidentified two friends he keeps mentioning. WanYao

[edit] Regions

[edit] The Arkham Sisters

Made up of the twin suburbs of Old Arkham and New Arkham, the term was coined by 2 Cool and has caused significant public discussion and controversy in it's short history. A variety of other nicknames also exist for the twin 'burbs including (but not limited to) Arkansas, Noah's Arkham and plain ol' Arkham.

[edit] The Four Corners

An area within South East Malton populated by brave players who have managed to overcome the urge, NEVER. TO. CROSS. BOUNDARIES. Mr. Borehamwood -Rosslessness ^{-Wants a new city}

[edit] Eastonbrooke

A 2 Cool nickname used to refer to the twin suburbs of Eastonwood and Brooke Hills. As Brooke Hills is largely made up of empty blocks and lacks a 'heartland', the area near the border of Eastonwood is often considered to almost be a part of that suburb.

[edit] Northeast Malton

An area of Malton officially stretching from Dulston to Randallbank but in practice the real core of groups that consider it the Northeast consists of Dulston to Santlerville. Has had consistent problems with massed PKing and zergs aimed at the locals. Local groups are fairly independent and (try) to work together in the face of serious problems with mixed results.

[edit] Cities

[edit] Malton

• "Mouldon" - It's just that stagnant! - D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS)
• "Malt Liquor" - D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS)

[edit] Monroeville

• "M'ville" or "Mville" HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALiM!!
• "Marilyn Monroe" HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALiM!!
• "Moronville" --Jelly Otter
• "Monroe" - yeah.ALiM style, ya dig?

[edit] Borehamwood

• "B'wood" or "Bwood" HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALiM!!
• "BHW" - Used by the duke - ALiM style, ya dig?
• "BNW" - "O brave new world, That has such people in't!" -John the Savage
• "Boreham" - yeah.ALiM style, ya dig?
• "Boringwood" --Haliman - UBCS ^{UBCS Forum}
• "Borewood" --Haliman - UBCS ^{UBCS Forum}
• It's called "Boredomwood", kids. --WanYao