Suggestion:20070721 PARKOUR!

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20070721 PARKOUR!

Grant 05:13, 21 July 2007 (BST)

Suggestion type
Skill/Mockery

Suggestion scope
Survivors with the PARKOUR! skill

Suggestion description
'PARKOUR!' would be an additional skill available after acquiring 'free running.'

This skill would add a new button labeled 'PARKOUR!' which would be available at all times. Pressing the 'PARKOUR!' button costs 1 AP.

Pressing the button yields a random result, depending on whether the player is inside or outside at the time. If the player is inside:

You trip and hit your head on a cabinet/table/wall. [Player loses 1-3 HP]

If the player is outside:

You trip and hit your head on a curb/street sign/parking meter. [Player loses 2-4 HP]

Also, that player's 'speak' box would be replaced by a zombie-style drop-down menu that would allow them to say the following things:

ZOMG PARKOUR!

LOL!

WTF?

BBQ!

These changes would save survivors (both with and without the skill!) a lot of time.

Finally, once a player buys the 'PARKOUR!' skill, their name would be visible to others as 'Loser.'

This skill's name will always be capitalized and followed by an exclamation point.

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Keep Votes

1. Keep Author vote. Grant 08:43, 22 July 2007 (BST)

Kill Votes

Spam/Dupe Votes

1. Spam - What the hell? You realize that we have a section for humorous suggestions right? I do believe there is alink in the nav box up there... -- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 05:15, 21 July 2007 (BST)
2. Spam - I really am struggling not to use foul language here... --The Hierophant 07:54, 21 July 2007 (BST)
3. Spam - it's good that you moved it to humorous yourself, although, i'm not sure this is how they work... --Duke Garland_T^{LCD SSZ} 09:10, 21 July 2007 (BST)
4. Humorous - Take it where it's appreciated and don't waste everyone else's time -- boxy ^{T Nuts block it! DA} 09:23, 21 July 2007 (BST)