Suggestion:20080206 Politics in Malton- A fantastic suggestion by a so-so wikizen!

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20080206 Politics in Malton- A fantastic suggestion by a so-so wikizen!

Ron Burgundy 04:51, 6 February 2008 (UTC)

Suggestion type
Flavor, Delicious

Suggestion scope
Everyone with a brain and some without.

Suggestion description
For the political season, searching in the bookstore of a mall yields a 10% chance of finding a bumper sticker. Stickers include:

• Nuke the Whales
• Kerry for President
• My other Car is a zombie
• I voted for Huckabee because I am an idiot
• Tony Blair is whatever the Brits think of him
• If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
• Etc

Bumper stickers can be stuck on passing zombies or survivors. Players stuck with stickers receive a message to the effect of "so-and-so slapped a 'Vote for McCain' bumper sticker on your ass and then ran away before you could eat/shoot/thank him."

Putting a sticker on a player would take 1AP, taking it off would be free and done in the same way players take off clothes. Stickers on other players would be visible in the same way clothes are visible.

Stickers would not restrict movement and would be limited to 2 or 3 stickers per player. They would have no effect whatsoever.

Voting Section

Voting Rules

Votes must be numbered, justified, signed, and timestamped. # justification ~~~~ Votes that do not conform to the above may be struck by any user.

The only valid votes are Keep, Kill, Spam or Dupe. If you wish to abstain from voting, do not vote.

Keep Votes

1. Ron Paul is crazy. --Ron Burgundy 04:52, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
2. Keep I'm going this way, and I have no clue why! (Good idea) ~A`Blue`Jelly^TME*V*I*L*_? 04:58, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
3. Keep - Ron Paul IS crazy. I can't say no to this. --Zombie in Pajamas 06:15, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
4. Keep - Vote for Ron Burgundy! --Hhal 12:04, 6 February 2008 (UTC)

Kill Votes

Spam/Dupe Votes

1. Humorous - Wut? --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 05:03, 6 February 2008 (UTC)

   That may be so, but I am suggesting it seriously. :) --Ron Burgundy 05:05, 6 February 2008 (UTC)

2. Spam/Humorous - funny, but no. --Pdeq^Talk* 05:07, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
3. Humorous - because Axe Hack said I would. This is meant to be funny, but isn't. Ron, please take this down or I'm going to A/VB you via Rule 10: "Suggestions created entirely for the purpose of satire, insult, or comedy are considered vandalism and treated appropriately by sysops. If you want to post a joke suggestion put it on the Humorous Page." As for your claim that you mean it seriously, I don't believe you. --Funt Solo ^QT 09:03, 6 February 2008 (UTC)