Suggestion:20100405 Almighty Trenchcoat

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20100405 Almighty Trenchcoat

Boom12389 03:52, 5 April 2010 (BST)

Skills
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Zombie Hunters
Who or what it applies to.

Suggestion description
These would be new skills that could be purchased after getting Headshot. First, one must find a trenchcoat in either a Mall, a Police Station, NecroTech, or Junkyard. Basic Trenchcoating This skill would allow trenchcoats to be equipped. A trenchcoat gives +5% to hit on Pistols and Shotguns, but has a few negative effects that will be outlined later.

Advanced Trenchcoating This changes any Fire Axes held or found by the Trenchcoater into Katanas. A Katana deals 3 damage with a hit chance of 15% and is not affected by Axe Proficiency. Missing with a Katana will cause the attacker to hit himself in the face and dealing 1 damage. A survivor with this skill may also make a status report. This costs 5 AP but allows the Trenchcoater to list the number of players in the same building.

Super Advanced Trenchcoating A survivor with Super Advanced Trenchcoating may equip trenchcoats on top of his trenchcoat. This does not further increase the Trenchcoater's hit chance, but allows them to pull out the legendary 50th shotgun. Pulling out the 50th shotgun will cause the trenchcoater to make another 2 attacks, then die instantly with the following flavor text: "You unleash the power of your shotgun, but as you pass the inventory's limit, you realize why nobody can carry so much. Your mind cannot handle the extra shotgun, and you explode, spraying spent shells and bits of leather everywhere."

Wearing a trenchcoat has a few minor penalties:

-Whenever attempting to free run out of a building with zombies, the Trenchcoater fails, wasting an AP and receiving the following message: "You attempt to flee, but trip on your trenchcoat and fall on your face. Nearby zombies snicker."

-If a zombie attempts to grasp you with a claw attack, it automatically grasps, even if the attack misses. The zombie receives one of the following messages: "You attempt to claw the survivor, but your attack misses. You still manage to grab onto the trenchcoat." or "You claw the survivor, then quickly glue his trenchcoat to the floor."

-Equipping another trenchcoat on top of an existing trenchcoat gives one of the following messages: "You put on another trenchcoat and feel more intimidating." or "You attempt to put on another trenchcoat but temporarily forget how clothes work."

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Keep Votes

1. Keep - Brilliant on so many levels. --Anotherpongo 14:09, 5 April 2010 (BST)
2. Keep - Eh like the humorous suggestion. It makes a funny and doesn't afraid of anything. Verance 21:13, 5 April 2010 (BST)

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Spam/Dupe Votes

1. What is this i dont even 03:56, 5 April 2010 (BST)
2. Spam - And honestly, a repeat or two from being an A/VB case for shitting up the suggestions system. Humorous Suggestions. That is all. Lelouch vi Britannia is helping make Ridleybank green_ and gives Achievements 03:57, 5 April 2010 (BST)
3. Spam - Category:Humorous Suggestions --VVV ^RPGMBCWS 04:25, 5 April 2010 (BST)
4. Humourous' and crap. --
    
    
    
    
   04:50, 5 April 2010 (BST)
5. Humorous? --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 10:29, 5 April 2010 (BST)
6. Are you kidding me as stated before this deserves to be in the Humorous Suggestions User:Boomer Australia 20:10 April 5th 2010 (EST)
7. April 1st. You've missed it, dude. Either that, or Humorous Suggestions. --Spiderzed 12:03, 5 April 2010 (BST)
8. I am 12 and what is this? -- 
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   17:15, 5 April 2010 (BST)
9. NOT Humourous --Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 17:21, 5 April 2010 (BST)
10. Spam - Spam is Spam. This is Spam with a side of jam. --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 17:43, 5 April 2010 (BST)
11. Humorous Moreso than most of the doggerel and trite crap in the humor section. --Fenian 20:40, 5 April 2010
12. NOT Humourous --Codebreak 21:09, 5 April 2010 (BST)

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