Sunnybuck Farm Kinfolk Association
Sunnybuck Farm Kinfolk Association
| Sunnybuck Farm Kinfolk Association | |
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| Abbreviation: | SFKA |
| Group Numbers: | kin |
| Leadership: | The Farmer |
| Goals: | Repel Human & Zombie Strangers from Our Land, Protect kinfolk, alive or dead |
| Recruitment Policy: | Prefer kin, farm animals and ancestors |
| Contact: | [http://euphorrhea.com/viewforum.php? |
Heck. Pappy Sunnybuck done dig hisself up and come back from the dead this past day. Lord knows it was real good to see him, but he's runned off and hid in the corn fer now, cus I give him a beatin'.
Sunnybuck Farm is whut we have, for generations, called this here farm at Monroeville 320, 52. Like it's any o' your business.
Now then, I don’t know whut in the hell started all this dead walkin’ B.S. – I know fer a fact that it wussn’t that special feed we done give the pigs - but I sure hope the whole danged kin show their faces at the farm and help repel these pussymouthed interlopers we got pourin' in from the city - they ain't got no right hidin' an' lootin Our Land. All o' yuhs - kin, livestock, agricultural machinery, ancestors - come on back to Sunnybuck!
We got shotguns.
We got strangers.
Only kin welcome.
That said, we ain't cold blooded-killers: See Family Guidance..
Family Guidance
1. Only our kinfolk is allowed free on our land. No one else got any rights to be there. Tell ‘em to leave.
2. Family is family, even when it’s dead. Anyone attacks any one of us - alive or dead - gits it, y’hear?
3. We ain’t cold killers, we jus’ wanna send all them strangers back where they come from. Now, if they fight back, that’s different.
4. We got manners. If they talk to us, plead with us, we should show mercy. Tolerate ‘em til they screw with yuh.
5. Talk to eachanother, even if only to squabble or fight. We ain’t animals. Not all of us, anyhows.
6. Get irritated: Goddamn barricades, goddamn generators, goddamn looters. Bust stuff and shout at folks all you want.
7. Don’t go to the city. We got everythin’ we need right here n’ in the woods n’ fields n’ Spearing Mall.
8. Mess up Spearing Mall. We wuz paid diddly squit for that land. Make sure you remind 'em.
Current Members:
The Farmer's Wife
The Farmers Brat
Farmer's Dog
Cousin Otis
Sweet li'l LilyBeth
The Farmer's Dog
Kin We Hopes To See
Jim-Bob, Mary-Sue, Donny-Marie, hogs, steers, hicks, that big machine thut went crazy way back, Bo, Luke, the farmhands, Papa Jupe, Pappy whut dug hisself up last week. Y'know, them kinda folks.
Recruitment:
Jus' add us to your contacts, come to the farm (320, 52, 'member?) and make our acquaintance. Assumin' we're still alive that is. An' assumin' you are who you say you are.
Affiliations:
Well, them other farmers is nice enough, jus' too soft-hearted is all.
