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dont ya just hate it
dont ya just hate people like this
zombie priest said: join the dark side the zombie jesus will welcome you with open arms
Blazefire said: excuse me i find that offensive
zombie priest said: what are ya gonna do about it retard shoot me?
Blazefire said: Duh
Blazefire shot zombie priest
I can see why groups like yours are needed but I think I'll just stick to shooting zombies from now on. The guys name had some numbers after it i cant remember what they wereGeneral Blazefire 05:17, 1 August 2006 (BST)
- I'm curious as to why you found it offensive. Don't like the Church of the Resurrection I gather? –Xoid S•T•FU! 05:39, 1 August 2006 (BST)
- Im religious. I find anyone saying that jesus is a zombie and the resurection is a zombie invasion offensive. And for that reason alone I don't like the curch of the Ressurection Blazefire 07:31, 8 August 2006 (BST)
Update required?
This section here has a link to a thread on desensitised. I know that it should be gone, but I'm unsure of whether it should simply be removed, or if it should be replaced with something else. –Xoid S•T•FU! 04:40, 25 June 2006 (BST)
- Yeah, that was our very first recruitment ad. I've just never gotten around to removing the link; if you want to, feel free. –Bob Hammero Mod•B'crat•T•A 04:43, 25 June 2006 (BST)
Stupid phrases
I was speaking to Xoid about the Fritze can't spell thing. Why not have a section of famous stupid sayings our enemies have used in the past? It could give people an idea of what stupidity really is.--Brendoshi 12:02, 1 July 2006 (BST)
- Sounds like a good idea to me. --Jimbo Bob ASS•U! 15:54, 1 July 2006 (BST)
- 26.61 MHz: "To everyone in Yagaton: If Assault had you worried, no need." (16 minutes ago)
- 26.61 MHz: "They are really quite weak. Sometimes you feel bad..." (15 minutes ago)
We've been killing them at a steady pace. Hell on one day we took out eight of their members! That's roughly 10% of their membership. If you include the probationers, and inactives. Otherwise it's more like 16%. Pffft. The least the idiot could do is learn to spell. –Xoid S•T•FU! 06:05, 20 July 2006 (BST)
- That's amusingly sad. –Bob Hammero Mod•B'crat•T•A 06:08, 20 July 2006 (BST)
- I'd say that's more just sad, honestly. It's like somebody trying to taunt you by saying "Hah! You call that a puncture wound? My little sister can stab harder than that!". I mean, that's not exactly intimidating. --Jimbo Bob ASS•U! 07:24, 20 July 2006 (BST)
- No, it's more like, "you think I'm bleeding now? Nuh uh! The red stuff coming out of my head isn't blood, and I'm turning pale white because I want to!" –Bob Hammero Mod•B'crat•T•A 07:25, 20 July 2006 (BST)
- I'd say that's more just sad, honestly. It's like somebody trying to taunt you by saying "Hah! You call that a puncture wound? My little sister can stab harder than that!". I mean, that's not exactly intimidating. --Jimbo Bob ASS•U! 07:24, 20 July 2006 (BST)
Whiney complaints
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Aw, come on guys. I didn't make your Enemy List, or your Enemy Watch List? Don't you think I'm stupid enough? I know you do. Oh well, I'll keep my eyes out for you. Xigyac 18:11, 14 July 2006 (BST)
Archive notices
Old stuff has been moved to the archive. --Bob Hammero ASS 21:13, 10 May 2006 (BST)
Old stuff moved to the second archive. –Bob Hammero Mod•B'crat•T•A 01:30, 22 June 2006 (BST)
Help meh Please
hey guys, i know you probably dislike my group and myself included, but i was wondering if you could get N0 0ne to update your wiki to reflect that i keeeeled him on 6/2/06. it would put be waaay ahead on the vengeance kill list and would continue your groups great practice of reporting kills on both sides. hope this doesnt offend any of you, just playiing the game. thanks. Roscoe 00:55, 6 June 2006 (BST)
- Thanks for letting us know. We don't have any particular dislike of you, just a lot of unfulfilled vengeance kills. We'll check with N0 0ne on this and update the wiki if he confirms what you're saying (hey, can't be too careful). Thanks. (P.S., as I've said to Amazing, I draw a strong line in between in-game things and wiki things. I may battle you guys in the game, but I have absolutely no interest in fighting on the wiki. Period.) –Bob Hammero Mod•B'crat•T•A 01:10, 6 June 2006 (BST)
Actually my character doesnt care that you killed me since you are all-ready on the list. --Technerd 03:49, 6 June 2006 (BST) AKA N0 0ne
- If he killed you again, then you should add two kill points to his total to reflect that. –Bob Hammero Mod•B'crat•T•A 03:57, 6 June 2006 (BST)
thanks Bob! and thanks Technerd. i was bad and now LCpL Khalil will be updating the wiki with my badness soon i hope. Roscoe 22:49, 9 June 2006 (BST)
Sorry to beat a dead horse, but would someone please hit LCPl Khahil about the head and shoulders about updating the wiki to reflect his 6/9/06 demise? please and thanks in advance. Roscoe 00:12, 13 June 2006 (BST)
I got killed?Are you sure you got me Roscoe.Ive been killed like 100 times im pretty sure you were not one of those that got to me.Did you take a screenshot by chance (not sure if you guys do that but I personally tend to take Screenshots of just about every hit i conduct)--LCpl Mendoza 01:38, 13 June 2006 (BST)
yes, i got you. in the library (with a candlestick), but you don't have to remember since you've been killed 100 times to your 5 kills. and seriously, i read on your profile that bob doesn't want you on the Ass team. i'm only guessing but i think you might be the first cross over from Ass member to Ass target. peace. on a lighter note - i just got Brendoshi again, it was sooo sweet. Roscoe 21:58, 14 June 2006 (BST)
- He's still a member right now. We came to an agreement after I wrote that message on his user page. –Bob Hammero Mod•B'crat•T•A 23:43, 14 June 2006 (BST)
- Ugh you did? I tend to only take basic note of who killed me now by making a screen shot for when i can be bothered. Don't worry i made tonight without getting killed at all. Hope to see you on my screen with a 'they die' included. I'll add you to the kill list for your hit on me. Bye -Brendoshi 09:15, 18 June 2006 (BST)
Brendoshi- i guess the part your missing is that i got you on 6/14/06 and AGAIN on 6/18/06(today!), so ugh right back at ya. hope you guys understand that this is 'all in good fun'. though finding and killing you guys is getting a bit on the tedious side. Roscoe 00:59, 19 June 2006 (BST)
- Hey, if it's getting tedious for you, with your - what, 8? - kills, imagine the way things start to look at 40+. That's why we were willing to consider a cease-fire, before Zod pussied out. --Jimbo Bob ASS•U! 05:46, 19 June 2006 (BST)
- it's easy in this game to hit and run. If you guys had a location that you were named after and tried to stay there while 3 smaller groups continually hit and ran, you'd probably understand. But griefing tactics aside, i would like to see your group or any of your affiliated groups pick a place like a police department in a well travelled suburb, as long as it wasn't Crossman(of course) and hold it as your own. Please advertise it, keep it at very strong for the newbies, keep a generator in it and offer any kind of assistance to any neighboring groups you can offer. Then you might understand how easy it is when you make yourself a target. The jealousy of groups that CAN'T have a place, either because they like to PK or they don't want one is hilarious. As Urban Dead is a game, a minor triviality or a 10 minute waste of time every day compared to real life, i don't think you will. I don't think you guys or your affiliates will be willing to make your own place. I don't think you can. I believe it is beyond your means. thanks for listening to my ramble. Roscoe 23:16, 19 June 2006 (BST)
The New Situation
I would like to barter a cease of all hostilities against CDF members since the Amazing wiki ban. I ask you to remove CDF members from your attack list and in turn CDF members will hold to a cease-fire with A.S.S. CDF members need not be in the middle of your Anti-Amazing campaign anymore. I will put this up for a vote with our members if we can agree to terms. --Zod Rhombus 20:14, 11 June 2006 (BST)
- A wiki-ban was never our aim with this group. As we stated (over, and over, and over) our dispute was - originally, in any case - with the in-game Amazing. To date we've seen nothing that particularly inclines us to change our mind on that. Still, there's no harm in talking - we have been at this a while, and you never know. It'll have to wait until my co-leader's back on the intarwubs, though. Joint decision-making and all that. --Jimbo Bob ASS•U! 21:06, 11 June 2006 (BST)
A ceasing would be welcome. We have zombies to worry about and pk'ing and killing each other are counter-productive. I will move for both sides to be agreeable. Roscoe 00:10, 13 June 2006 (BST)
I think that this would be a good thing for us to discuss. ASS's problem was never really with the CDF; we attacked you guys as a way to get to Amazing. However, for me at least, it has gotten to be tiresome, so I would be happy to talk about a cease-fire. Jimbo? –Bob Hammero Mod•B'crat•T•A 21:02, 16 June 2006 (BST)
- As I said, there's no harm in talking. --Jimbo Bob ASS•U! 22:40, 16 June 2006 (BST)
Congrats!
On your 100th CDF kill. –Xoid S•T•FU! 03:33, 16 June 2006 (BST)
- Thanks! They say people are best at doing things they love, and damned if offing 'tards like that isn't one of the more satisfying activities in this game. --Jimbo Bob ASS•U! 04:32, 16 June 2006 (BST)
Mistaken identity
There's an entry on 15/6/06 saying that I was killed by N0 0ne. That was Kamwo Mawar in the screenshot, and I was killed by two zombies, who are members of Vegas Killers. Also, I'm not a member of CDF, and never have been, so I can't be listed as a "CDF sacrifice on Amazing's conscience". Research can solve a lot of problems.Quendus 15:23, 17 June 2006 (BST)
- Congratulations on managing to so successfully learn and apply that we respond much better to people who address us politely! Nice to see your little jab about "research" isn't, y'know, incredibly ironic or anything. 'Cause that'd make you look pretty dumb, if it were.
- Anyway, we will look into the issue about the trophy list, because we like to keep that as up-to-date and accurate as possible. Just FYI, though, your little TSF is a group very closely affiliated with the CDF. It's actually commanded by one of the CDF's "core members". It really is amazing what just the littlest amount of research can turn up, isn't it? --Jimbo Bob ASS•U! 16:46, 17 June 2006 (BST)
- I knew that. I also know that Mr. Penguin is an ex-CDF member. TSF certainly isn't "Closely affiliated" with CDF, and we rarely if ever make any sort of contact.
- As for my recent zombification, I'm unable to provide any evidence about who killed me, since I hadn't anticipated the Assault's involvement (the only relics of it that I have are the profiles of the people who did kill me), but as I said, the screenshot next to my entry on the trophy list shows someone else dying.
- Anyway, I'm glad to see that politeness can influence your responses. Quendus 18:52, 17 June 2006 (BST)
CDF Cease-fire talks
Talks about a possible cease-fire were put to a vote and it was decided by majority to go ahead with the dialogue.
I would like to seek an end to all hostilities between Crossman Defense Force members and A.S.S. members. This includes an immediate cease-fire on both sides and a ceasing of all negative propaganda from both groups. CDF members should not attack A.S.S. members, and A.S.S. members should not attack CDF members. This should go into effect immediately, allowing a one week 'adjustment period' similar to the Faggots arrangement. I await your reply. --Zod Rhombus 16:30, 20 June 2006 (BST)
- This sounds reasonable to me. However, since we co-lead the group, I will await a response from Jimbo Bob before I issue a cease-fire command to our members. (Please keep in mind that it might take him a couple of days to respond.) –Bob Hammero Mod•B'crat•T•A 18:27, 20 June 2006 (BST)
- Still waiting. --Zod Rhombus 15:17, 22 June 2006 (BST)
- Jimbo Bob's lack of response undoubtedly stems from your reaction on the CDF talk page to Jimbo Bob's ASSassinating you. It would seem he assumed talks were off. Until your follow up here it certainly seemed like it. –Xoid S•T•FU! 15:33, 22 June 2006 (BST)
- Yeah, Xoid's right - given the whole "ain't gonna happen" tone of your reaction there, it seemed pretty clear that you were no longer interested in a cease-fire. And, with all due respect, what appears to be your sudden about-face on the issue leaves me more than a little suspicious, especially given that Amazing's recent frolicking on the Invision boards pretty clearly demonstrate that he's still more than a little bitter. Given that we've demonstrated that we can hit you more or less at will, while you've been largely inable to score even glancing blows off of us, how are we supposed to know that this isn't just an attempt to lure us out into the open on the CDF's part? I'm still interested in reaching an arrangement with the CDF, but we're gonna have to come up with some kinda provision (or provisions) guaranteeing good faith on the CDF's part. Sorry if I come off as a tad paranoid, but given the CDF leadership's history of extreme bitterness towards us, as well as the "turnabout is fair play" attitude that eventually got Amazing banned, I think I've got a right to be. --Jimbo Bob ASS•U! 19:26, 22 June 2006 (BST)
- Uhhh, Xoid's statement above notwithstanding, yeah, talks were off until I posted the follow up here. (Xoid, please leave the diplomacy to us respective group leaders. I am trying to reach a legitimate aggreement here. I am not bringing this up to slam you, I just think the less interference from third parties the better. Same applies to CDF members.) I thought of the post-Amazing cease-fire and contacted you on my own originally, and felt betrayed. I have since put it to a vote on our forums and the majority want a cease-fire, hence my contacting you. If you have a personal problem with me, I am sorry. Regardless of personal feelings, CDF is a democracy, and whatever I feel about you guys will not be reflected since I only care about the welfare of my members. I have given an order to cease attacks on A.S.S. members out of respect for the talks. As far as Amazing is concerned, I am not aware of what he does outside the game, however I know his in-game role has deminished. I am surprised that you question our bitterness towards you, since your creation was intended to hunt and kill us. You guys had a problem with Amazing in-game and on the wiki, and have taken it out on our innocent members without provocation. It is common sense that we respond to defend ourselves. I do not support this 'terrorism' so to speak and my feelings toward A.S.S., or any PK group for the matter, cannot get in the way of my goal for CDF, which is to protect members and make the game enjoyable for the members of my group. So hopefully I've established that my personal feelings won't get in the way of CDF's wishes and well-being. The only provisions I can give you are the same ones we abided by during the opening phase of the Faggots cease-fire - to cease all hostilities, which included not attacking members and removing them from enemy lists. I await your response. --Zod Rhombus 22:20, 22 June 2006 (BST)
- Yeah, Xoid's right - given the whole "ain't gonna happen" tone of your reaction there, it seemed pretty clear that you were no longer interested in a cease-fire. And, with all due respect, what appears to be your sudden about-face on the issue leaves me more than a little suspicious, especially given that Amazing's recent frolicking on the Invision boards pretty clearly demonstrate that he's still more than a little bitter. Given that we've demonstrated that we can hit you more or less at will, while you've been largely inable to score even glancing blows off of us, how are we supposed to know that this isn't just an attempt to lure us out into the open on the CDF's part? I'm still interested in reaching an arrangement with the CDF, but we're gonna have to come up with some kinda provision (or provisions) guaranteeing good faith on the CDF's part. Sorry if I come off as a tad paranoid, but given the CDF leadership's history of extreme bitterness towards us, as well as the "turnabout is fair play" attitude that eventually got Amazing banned, I think I've got a right to be. --Jimbo Bob ASS•U! 19:26, 22 June 2006 (BST)
- Jimbo Bob's lack of response undoubtedly stems from your reaction on the CDF talk page to Jimbo Bob's ASSassinating you. It would seem he assumed talks were off. Until your follow up here it certainly seemed like it. –Xoid S•T•FU! 15:33, 22 June 2006 (BST)
- Still waiting. --Zod Rhombus 15:17, 22 June 2006 (BST)
Jimbo and I have come to an agreement, and we have put a temporary cease-fire into place while we find out what our members want to do. –Bob Hammero Mod•B'crat•T•A 01:10, 23 June 2006 (BST)
- I apologize, one of my guys took out one of yours after the temp cease-fire was put in place. It wasn't the intention to be a deal-breaker, he simply did not see the notice on the forums. I will post on the CDF wiki page as well about the temporary cease-fire until we can reach a more concrete agreement. --Zod Rhombus 05:58, 24 June 2006 (BST)
- Not to worry. I apologize for the post-ceasefire killing on my side as well.
- As for the ceasefire itself: every active member I've gotten word from has expressed an interest in a ceasefire. Jimbo and I would also like this, so unless there is any further trouble, I think we can be concrete about this. No member of ASS shall attack any member of the CDF, and vice versa? I know that there might be an isolated killing or two before people read the new policies and such, but hopefully we can let that slide without the ceasefire breaking. If there are repeated incidents, of course, we'll need to have further talks about what's going on. Does that sound reasonable? I'm going to update the ASS wiki page to reflect the ceasefire, unless there is further that we need to discuss. –Bob Hammero Mod•B'crat•T•A 08:00, 24 June 2006 (BST)
- Thank you. I agree that if there are any further incidents, we should talk. I want to commend N0 0ne in particular, he PKed me mistakenly after the inital cease-fire, and after I was revived, he restored my to full health. That's the spirit of these talks. I will edit the CDF page to reflect our current situation. --Zod Rhombus 20:52, 24 June 2006 (BST)
- Are we still allowed to kill Amazing?--Cwissball 13:39, 25 June 2006 (BST)
- Thank you. I agree that if there are any further incidents, we should talk. I want to commend N0 0ne in particular, he PKed me mistakenly after the inital cease-fire, and after I was revived, he restored my to full health. That's the spirit of these talks. I will edit the CDF page to reflect our current situation. --Zod Rhombus 20:52, 24 June 2006 (BST)
22nd para what?
http://z14.invisionfree.com/Urbandead_l2k/index.php?showtopic=826&st=0 Yeah more trenchcoaters! --Technerd 17:11, 21 June 2006 (BST)
- … Newbience vandalises a bunch of pages and then calls ASS stupid? Tsk, tsk. The thread in general is a disgrace: their frequent inability to use proper spelling and grammar makes my head hurt. –Xoid S•T•FU! 17:31, 21 June 2006 (BST)
Here's an insightful and oh so intelligent quote: i say we flush them out of the surrounding area and set up a defensive perimeter. (i think like this all the time because i am a strategist) coordinate an attack with their enemies and obliterate them
And another, by the same person in reply to some gentle insulting by the other members: rofl dang it you had me going there for a minute ah well. i can do some pretty nice offensives against players not zombies i know i am not the best but i can give you some ideas so you can work them on your own
P.S i am new to the game and if you give me a chance i can show you
CAN YOU SPELL OXYMORON?
Someone's ready for an ASSault, from the looks of things... Cyberbob Talk 17:48, 21 June 2006 (BST)
- I think they may have earned it. Idiots. Funny that I've never been really bothered by these people, as much as they claim to be souper-strategerists of teh KILING OF ASS!!111 Who are they? –Bob Hammero Mod•B'crat•T•A 20:37, 21 June 2006 (BST)
- I have to say, I'm getting a real kick out of reading their forums. The amount of false information they're spreading around as the known truth is hilarious. OMFG THEY HAVE NO COMUNICATION AND JUST ANYONE CAN JOIN LOL I KNOW WERE THEYRE BASE IS TWO!!!!!111111. –Bob Hammero Mod•B'crat•T•A 20:48, 21 June 2006 (BST)
- It was the "retarted much?" comment that really cracked me up. You wanna adopt these guys as our official mascots? They could really save time on explaining how we define "idiots". --Jimbo Bob ASS•U! 23:09, 21 June 2006 (BST)
- We have a base? Where? --Technerd 00:59, 22 June 2006 (BST)
- I'd like to tell you, but I'm afraid their intel is so good they've managed to discover something that the leaders of the group themselves don't know. Truly, a
hilariousterrifying development for those of us at ASS. --Jimbo Bob ASS•U! 01:10, 22 June 2006 (BST) - It's true: they know where our base is when even Jimbo and I don't know where it is. But did you know that we also kill ourselves to avoid being found? Even I didn't know that, and I'm one of the bloody leaders! –Bob Hammero Mod•B'crat•T•A 01:21, 22 June 2006 (BST)
- Not to mention our incredible invisible alt spies which relay the co-ordinates of our enemies to us so that we can magically teleport in on them. Fuck, I just wish I'd known I was using this kind of tech earlier. Could have made things a lot easier, y'know. --Jimbo Bob ASS•U! 01:25, 22 June 2006 (BST)
- Jimbo, you're missing the most important part: they know about our incredible weakness to anything to do with Amazing. All they have to do is say that he's helping/lying to them and we'll go insane! Of course, that pales in comparison to the fact that our recruitment procedures are so lax that someone can tell us that we're ASSed and we'll think we've been infiltrated by spies! This is a dark day for ASS indeed. We're being attacked by REAL strategists this time! –Bob Hammero Mod•B'crat•T•A 02:26, 22 June 2006 (BST)
- Not to mention our incredible invisible alt spies which relay the co-ordinates of our enemies to us so that we can magically teleport in on them. Fuck, I just wish I'd known I was using this kind of tech earlier. Could have made things a lot easier, y'know. --Jimbo Bob ASS•U! 01:25, 22 June 2006 (BST)
- I'd like to tell you, but I'm afraid their intel is so good they've managed to discover something that the leaders of the group themselves don't know. Truly, a
What the fuck? Some dipshit is pretending to be me on the board. Let it be known that I have never posted something on their forum. –Bob Hammero Mod•B'crat•T•A 02:28, 22 June 2006 (BST)
- Yeah, I've got a little mini-me running around on there as well. Is it just me, or does this have the tell-tale stench of a certain recently banned wiki member about it? --Jimbo Bob ASS•U! 03:19, 22 June 2006 (BST)
Ha! Check this quote - by the spokesperson for the 22nd - out (sorry for the spam; this needs to be seen by all):
ASS, will be killed by members of the 22nd at all times no matter the cost or where you are. Why? You might ask yourselves, well you had your chance.....Dont even bother to disband! We will came after all former members to (Ask V4mp!).
The 22nd isnt "nice" people like the CDF(!), we are a death squad ASSigned to do NOTHING but target ASSmebers and collaborators. To us there is NO point in answering to any of your acussations, further more. There is nothing YOU can do to convice us....You have pissed the wrong people off in Caiger Mall with your shitty attitude.
YOU WILL BE ASS-ULTED! AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!
22nd over and out!
Run for your lives! Cyberbob Talk 03:10, 22 June 2006 (BST)
- Yeah, they're definitely idiots. I put a notice on the thread that someone is trying to impersonate us there (gee, I wonder who that could be. Surely not Amazing?), so hopefully that'll stop the morons. –Bob Hammero Mod•B'crat•T•A 03:16, 22 June 2006 (BST)
- And now our l'il friend is pretending to be Xoid, too. Hmm. I wonder who's out there with a grudge against all three of us... --Jimbo Bob ASS•U! 03:38, 22 June 2006 (BST)
- An impersonator… and people wonder why groups like ASS form. –Xoid S•T•FU! 07:23, 22 June 2006 (BST)
- Sure, it could be anyone. But don't you find it a little coincidental that whoever the moron is is impersonating the two leaders of ASS, and two of the wiki moderators as well? Doesn't that choice of people remind you of any vandal in particular? –Bob Hammero Mod•B'crat•T•A 07:26, 22 June 2006 (BST)
- An impersonator… and people wonder why groups like ASS form. –Xoid S•T•FU! 07:23, 22 June 2006 (BST)
- And now our l'il friend is pretending to be Xoid, too. Hmm. I wonder who's out there with a grudge against all three of us... --Jimbo Bob ASS•U! 03:38, 22 June 2006 (BST)
- I dunno, I actually feel pretty intimidated. I mean, their spelling and grammar alone is already leading me to consider sporking my eyes out. Who knows what fresh horrors they have yet to unveil? --Jimbo Bob ASS•U! 03:19, 22 June 2006 (BST)
Just took al ook at their page.It speaks for itself.--LCpl Mendoza 03:30, 23 June 2006 (BST)
- What's the name of the group? Cyberbob Talk 19:25, 23 June 2006 (BST)
- Had a quick scan of the wiki and found a few pages to do with the 22nd Regiment. They seem to of been mentioned a little in the posts. Not sure if they are the main group, but any ideas help. There is very little about the 22nd regiment at all.(sorry for pointing out the obvious I seem good at that)--Brendoshi 01:01, 24 June 2006 (BST)
I'm all for ASSaulting these retards. --Wooldoor Sockbat 09:15, 24 June 2006 (BST)
- yes, can we make them our new ASSault --Cwissball 13:44, 25 June 2006 (BST)
- They will be part of our new ASSault. More info to come soon. –Bob Hammero Mod•B'crat•T•A 16:53, 25 June 2006 (BST)
Muy bien kapitan.Sounds good to me.--LCpl Mendoza 20:21, 26 June 2006 (BST)
- Reading back and checking the wiki..; Newbience is somebody that gives the CMS a bad name,.. but what's in a name? CMS doesn't mean very much these days since 70% of them don't metagame, 20% does metagame but split off from the the main CMS 4 months ago and formed their own groups,.. 9% are hardcore meta-gaming CMS and the other 1% are the remaining meta-gaming CMS who vandalise other peoples pages and take in-game drama to the Wiki. ( I'm prolly generalising here,.. shoot me,.. better yet.. don't! ) ASS is just ASS,.. I can live with them since most of the time they really do assualt Stupid Survivors..--Vykos CMS-Meta 20:47, 26 June 2006 (BST)
- A group formed purely to punish the stupid? There is a whole lot of stupid in Malton, and as such, ASS will always be outnumbered — even if other groups didn't feel it is their duty to "protect" those heavily inbred survivors who would be locked in a mental ward should the mental health authorities ever learn of them. –Xoid S•T•FU! 06:32, 27 June 2006 (BST)
Celebratory Messages
I must say. I am honoured to be on your enemy lists. Here's to many happy ASS kills to come. Agent White 01:47, 27 June 2006 (BST)
- Anyone who kills one of us, or does something utterly idiotic, is bound to end up there. Since you killed one of us, instead of doing something utterly idiotic, you should probably be proud of how you got onto the list — not the fact that you are on it. –Xoid S•T•FU! 06:32, 28 June 2006 (BST)
- I am still proud to be on the list. But I appreciate the sentiment against my own stupidity.Agent White 14:51, 28 June 2006 (BST)
Going on Vacation
Im going on vacation over the summer so you won't be hearing from me after a week or 2.Should i move my name to the retired list until i get back or leave it alone as is?--LCpl Mendoza 03:24, 28 June 2006 (BST)
- Just leave it. –Bob Hammero Mod•B'crat•T•A 03:32, 28 June 2006 (BST)
Allies section
Hey guys, I've only got a week of inactivity before I really get back into UD. I'm wondering if you could add a section for allies and supporters to the wiki so some faggots can list themselves. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Scinfaxi (talk • contribs) .
- Added. –Bob Hammero Mod•B'crat•T•A 07:03, 30 June 2006 (BST)
The Bobs
Like Office Space much? Sonny Corleone WTF 04:48, 4 July 2006 (BST)
- You betcha. We like to think of ourselves as downsizers of stupidity. --Jimbo Bob ASS•U! 05:19, 4 July 2006 (BST)
- So Technerd invited me to help kill The Abandoned. I'm interested in joining. My PKer, Canderous Ordo, was with Red Rum for a bit but my PKer never stays in a group for more than half a month or so. You see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and PKer groups kill a few extra people, I don't see another dime, so where's the motivation? And here's another thing, I have eight different bosses right now. Eight, Bob. So that means when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that, and the fear of dying. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get killed. Sonny Corleone WTF 04:47, 18 July 2006 (BST)
- Even if you are with us for only half a month -- although it would be awesome if you could stay longer -- I would be honored to have you join us. What if - and believe me, this is hypothetical - but what if you were offered some kind of a shotgun ammunition option equity sharing program. Would that do anything for you? Send me an email at bobhammero@hotmail.com and I'll get you hooked up. –Bob Hammero Mod•B'crat•T•A 05:16, 18 July 2006 (BST)
- I sent the e-mail with the TPS Reports. Don't get me started on those TPS Reports. Sonny Corleone WTF 05:26, 18 July 2006 (BST)
- I'd like to move us right to Canderous Ordo. We had a chance to meet this young man, and boy that's just a straight shooter with ASS member written all over him. –Bob Hammero Mod•B'crat•T•A 06:38, 18 July 2006 (BST)
- I sent the e-mail with the TPS Reports. Don't get me started on those TPS Reports. Sonny Corleone WTF 05:26, 18 July 2006 (BST)
- Even if you are with us for only half a month -- although it would be awesome if you could stay longer -- I would be honored to have you join us. What if - and believe me, this is hypothetical - but what if you were offered some kind of a shotgun ammunition option equity sharing program. Would that do anything for you? Send me an email at bobhammero@hotmail.com and I'll get you hooked up. –Bob Hammero Mod•B'crat•T•A 05:16, 18 July 2006 (BST)
- So Technerd invited me to help kill The Abandoned. I'm interested in joining. My PKer, Canderous Ordo, was with Red Rum for a bit but my PKer never stays in a group for more than half a month or so. You see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and PKer groups kill a few extra people, I don't see another dime, so where's the motivation? And here's another thing, I have eight different bosses right now. Eight, Bob. So that means when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that, and the fear of dying. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get killed. Sonny Corleone WTF 04:47, 18 July 2006 (BST)
Question
Are you done killing me or should I consider myself a permanent target? --WildKard84 19:16, 7 July 2006 (BST)
- Unless you attack one of us again, you can consider yourself safe...ish. There's always a chance that one of our members will attack you, but you're not a target anymore. Why? –Bob Hammero Mod•B'crat•T•A 19:28, 7 July 2006 (BST)
- That being said I will avoid doing anything stupid. I don't remember attacking you but sorry. I just hate dying. --WildKard84 20:01, 7 July 2006 (BST)
I have returned.
Just to let you guys know. And anyone interested. Even tho, I doubt anyone is interested anymore :p —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Rotticus (talk • contribs) .
- Welcome back! –Bob Hammero Mod•B'crat•T•A 00:55, 8 July 2006 (BST)
- When does the new assing commence? It's been so long since we've had some ass. Scinfaxi 00:01, 12 July 2006 (BST)
Clarification
I would like to make sure that you know that my username is in no way intended to be an impersonation of, parody of, or copy of that of Paradox319. I don't want to cross you guys and consider myself reasonably smart (and anti Amazing) so I don't think that would be a problem. I just wanted to make sure I'm cool with you guys. I was using this name before UD and I was only aware of Paradox319 a few days ago. So we're cool, right? --Paradox244 21:42, 12 July 2006 (BST)
- Sure. At least I think there are no problems. I can attest to the fact that your user name and character are much older. Besides, Naniki's got his ( her? I can't tell with a name like that >_< ) account already. –Xoid S•T•FU! 21:44, 12 July 2006 (BST)
- Cool. Just wanted to make sure we were clear. After all, why would I even think of running the risk of ticking you guys off? When dealing with a group as awesome as you I want to make sure I'm on your good side. And while, as a member of the DHPD, I officially oppose PKing activities, anyone who is an enemy of Amazing and idiots is a friend of mine. Drop me a line if you're ever in the hills. I could direct you to a few worthy idiots coughMaxwellHammercough that I'm sure all of us would like to see taken care of. --Paradox244 01:41, 13 July 2006 (BST)
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What do you think --Technerd 19:04, 14 July 2006 (BST)
A Small Matter of Honesty
My alt, Lucifer the Scorpion, was assaulted by Paradox319, but NOT killed. A nice man from Yagoton Revivification Clinic healed me up real good after Paradox...Hmm, "introduced me to his pistol?" and yet before Paradox could administer the coup de gras. I wish I had saved the screenshot, but alas, I did not think it would be an issue at that point in time. If you could fix my kill points and tell Paradox that running his mouth while killing someone can be risky, that'd be great. Also he might wanna keep in mind the whole "Reporting someone as killed should involve that person being killed" thing too, I wouldn't want him to make that a habit, ya know? It's the principle of the thing. Oh yeah and technerd you're still a big bitch. Black Scotty 04:53, 17 July 2006 (BST)
- Sorry, but full-time fuckwads such as yourself don't get the benefit of the doubt. If you actually manage to dredge up some screenshots, talk to us then. And try not to insult any ASS members if you do. --Jimbo Bob ASS•U! 05:54, 17 July 2006 (BST)
No skin off my nose, but I was unaware that I was a "full time fuckwad." Guess that's going on my resume. Black Scotty 16:53, 17 July 2006 (BST)
- ...Heh. Alright, reluctant kudos for having a sense of humour. --Jimbo Bob ASS•U! 07:41, 19 July 2006 (BST)
- Lucifier, to the best of my knowledge, is just a random PKer. Sure, he was a smartarse, but not so much to ASS, as about two members in particular; one whom he seems to have issues with (Technerd), the other being one who Lucifer considers to have made a rather silly mistake, so I didn't see the need for both barrels, maybe one for the "being a smartarse while trying to be diplomatic" bit. Of course, you've always seemed a little ornery to me. –Xoid S•T•FU! 07:49, 19 July 2006 (BST)
- Yeah, I've kinda moved into the "bad cop" role on the wiki. That said, one of the founding principles of ASS (along with, of course, brutally murderizing dumbasses) is that if you fuck with one of us you fuck with all of us. Combine that with our longstanding policy of repaying both politeness and rudeness in kind, and he really should have known better than to badmouth ASS members while asking us for something. --Jimbo Bob ASS•U! 08:09, 19 July 2006 (BST)
- Lucifier, to the best of my knowledge, is just a random PKer. Sure, he was a smartarse, but not so much to ASS, as about two members in particular; one whom he seems to have issues with (Technerd), the other being one who Lucifer considers to have made a rather silly mistake, so I didn't see the need for both barrels, maybe one for the "being a smartarse while trying to be diplomatic" bit. Of course, you've always seemed a little ornery to me. –Xoid S•T•FU! 07:49, 19 July 2006 (BST)
In-Game Kudos
- DarkStar2374383 said "I love your guys' work. Its Pissing off The Abandoned Something awful. I do believe they are calling you ASSholes with assholes. Honestly, they are idiots. :)" (11 hours and 20 minutes ago)
- it is always nice to see someone who likes your work--http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/1257/sigtz4.png 01:10, 18 July 2006 (BST)
- Yep. I Really love the work you are performing. They are now complaining about how you are stopping them from stocking up for the Big Bash. Also, I see that wooldoor forget to get the profile of who he killed. I didnt, if you want it. It was deras. Cheers :) -- DarkStar2374383 Talk | LDY | LOE 05:18, 19 July 2006 (BST)
- Thank you, I got another one today. They're somewhat pathetic. I won't shoot Fifth though, possibly the only Abandoned member I can put up with. (Yet no one else seems to like him. Go figure.) –Xoid S•T•FU! 05:22, 19 July 2006 (BST)
- Actually it seem fifth has gone awol. I havent seen him in game, he hasnt been active on resensitized, or even their own forum. Also, The Abandoned are now without leadership. Doubler seems to have quit. -- DarkStar2374383 Talk | LDY | LOE 05:36, 19 July 2006 (BST)
- Thank you, I got another one today. They're somewhat pathetic. I won't shoot Fifth though, possibly the only Abandoned member I can put up with. (Yet no one else seems to like him. Go figure.) –Xoid S•T•FU! 05:22, 19 July 2006 (BST)
- Yep. I Really love the work you are performing. They are now complaining about how you are stopping them from stocking up for the Big Bash. Also, I see that wooldoor forget to get the profile of who he killed. I didnt, if you want it. It was deras. Cheers :) -- DarkStar2374383 Talk | LDY | LOE 05:18, 19 July 2006 (BST)
Yagoton
I understand that you are there now, and targeting The Abandoned specifically. As member of the Yagoton Revivification Clinic, should I start worrying? --Matthew Fahrenheit YRC | T | W! 21:55, 18 July 2006 (BST)
- Nope. The YRC is fine, we're just targeting the Abandoned. –Xoid S•T•FU! 00:01, 19 July 2006 (BST)
- Nope. If a YRC member attacks us first then we will be forced to respond in kind to that member. --Technerd 01:12, 19 July 2006 (BST)
- Just for clarification, that would only be towards that specific member, unless we got some indication that the leadership of the group endorsed or was supporting such attacks. Then all bets are off. --Jimbo Bob ASS•U! 02:27, 19 July 2006 (BST)
- Well, the YRC doesn't even have a centralized leadership: anyone can come to the clinic and help, so I don't think even that last bit is applicable. Anyways, if you don't grief us, then we wont discriminate you either when you shamble to us =). --Matthew Fahrenheit YRC | T | W! 06:29, 19 July 2006 (BST)
- I was pretty certain that the YRC is decentralised, 'cause if it's not, you guys are bloody disorganised. The YRC hasn't done anything painfully retarded that we know of, and is as such, unlikely to become a target in the future. We fight back if we get hit, of course, but that's just plain common sense. Hope that wraps up everything for the time being. –Xoid S•T•FU! 06:33, 19 July 2006 (BST)
- Well, the YRC doesn't even have a centralized leadership: anyone can come to the clinic and help, so I don't think even that last bit is applicable. Anyways, if you don't grief us, then we wont discriminate you either when you shamble to us =). --Matthew Fahrenheit YRC | T | W! 06:29, 19 July 2006 (BST)
- Just for clarification, that would only be towards that specific member, unless we got some indication that the leadership of the group endorsed or was supporting such attacks. Then all bets are off. --Jimbo Bob ASS•U! 02:27, 19 July 2006 (BST)
Indulge me if you will...?
Let me extend a cautious greeting. I play McBlackjack and am a current member of The Abandoned, and so it seems I am automatically a player you have a problem with, for reasons I hope will be explained. I have been killed twice now by the members of your group and I would like to know the cause and motivation of you targetting our group as a whole. Firstly let me point out that I do not represent the group, I am here to hopefully clear a few things up. I do not engage in acts of player killing nor do I partake in revenge attacks. Being vindictive isn't my thing. I have taken under my wing several new players to the game and a couple of the guys have suffered attacks by the Neon Knights and ASS in the same day. It is obviouslyvery unfair to them and understandably I feel obligated to get some answers and hopefully hash out a solution. Below is a link to our discussion forums, you can reach me there or you can PM me if you prefer. http://blurredbrain.info/temp/index.php -Cheers. --McBlackjack 13:09, 19 July 2006 (BST)
- Simple. Stupidity is an offence we consider punishable by death, and we noticed a whole lot of it coming from the Abandoned. We probably wouldn't target the Abandoned as a whole, if it wasn't for the fact that we knew you would retaliate as a whole. –Xoid S•T•FU! 13:17, 19 July 2006 (BST)
- Understandably I disagree with your words as the active members that I have encountered since I have joined are level-headed and pretty supportive. Could you give me an example as what you saw as an act of stupidity? --McBlackjack 13:33, 19 July 2006 (BST)
- Certainly. Give me a moment. Okay: since Darkstar decided to host these: http://www.freewebs.com/2374383/ - Particularly some of B Anger's comments on the CC thread. Kroyr did little to endear himself to the crew with his unimaginably thick skull. I'm certain I've not interacted with a Miikro, so unless he is operating under a different wiki name, then I'd have to say he's full of shit. Looking back, Abi79 seemed a little spaced out as well. I've also heard tales of 'zombie spies' getting killed by one or two of your higher ups, something which makes me see red. –Xoid S•T•FU! 13:34, 19 July 2006 (BST)
- Sigh, well, I am not sure what is eating Darkstar but he has a big personal grudge against the group. The main goings on were before my time, but as I see from what is available, Darkstar is/was a part of the Neon Knights, a PKer group that aimed at killing off the YRC and thus got into a tangle with us as a result. Insert a period of PK and revenge attacks between the two sides and there ended up with a lot of anger on both sides. Recently, Darkstar created an alt and under the pretense of wanting to join up with the group, got into our Trusted Members forum and thus you see the screenshots. Obviously, if you leave a few things out or nudge the thinking of the viewer a little with a few coments then you get something that looks very incriminating when taken out of context. The entirity of the Cannibal Corp thread was to stop the PKing. We were advised not to attack at all but rather actively use the Resensitized forums to stop the PK attacks by the CC. In regards to Eric Wolton, he was a member of The Abandoned, but he then PKed several unaffiliated people around Yagoton, claiming to be representative of the group as a whole. This was why he was made an enemy and he has since joined up with the RedZeko followers. I can't put up an exhaustive counterargument in this little space here to change your mind and the best was is always to get the correct information firsthand anyway so I'll see what I can work out to prove this. The fact of the matter is that we have a policy against the PKing of anyone who have not attacked us first so it suprised me when a whole group suddenly decided to declare war on us. Truthfully, we are debating on how to deal with these attacks in our forums and have been asked not to attack in return for now while we try to sort things out. We would rather avoid entering into another PKing war if it can be avoided and it seems to me that Darkstar has been putting out the worst spin possible on the group to drag you guys into the feud between us and Neon Knights. --McBlackjack 14:40, 19 July 2006 (BST)
- From my talks with him, he has his resons. If he ain't lying, then I'd say his intense loathing of the Abandoned is completely justified. I will not speak any more of that, since it is not my place to do so. As for targeting the Abandonded… you said, you don't kill those who don't kill you. When it really comes down to it, had we of asked, "Can we PK, X, Y and Z repeatedly?", I doubt the answer would've been "Yes." –Xoid S•T•FU! 14:51, 19 July 2006 (BST)
- Back to your point Xoid, of course we wouldn't let you, we do aim to protect our fellow member. However, if your reasons for PKing X,Y and Z were justified and the said members were being unco-operative to censure (Such as Eric Walton) I would imagine that they would be promptly removed from the group and then you would be free to take your turn with them. Just a correction, we don't work *with* the BME, many times their policy hamper us greatly as those of us who were PKed are unable to retaliate while inside the mall. We like the live and let live approach however so take it as you will if the Bale Mall Elite thing was a big point. --McBlackjack 15:19, 19 July 2006 (BST)
- Does being painfully retarded, not having a knowledge of copyright law (yet pretending you do), whining, seeming like you are on crack, working with a group that is the very definition of the word "retard" (one that also likes to retroactively alter history, despite an admission of guilt), or Orie's homophobic "new logo" count as "justification"? –Xoid S•T•FU! 15:39, 19 July 2006 (BST)
- Also, to answer the question that nukular asked: "Would they go away faster if we ignore them, or wage an all-out assault?", probably. As you can see by how we operate, we strive to bring double the pain down upon the opposition as they bring back. We took on the Crossman Defense Force and they were about 8 times our size at the time, and frankly, you guys are even more disorganised than they are so I don't consider this a fair fight in your favour, unlike what a cursory glance might indicate. –Xoid S•T•FU! 15:56, 19 July 2006 (BST)
- Does being painfully retarded, not having a knowledge of copyright law (yet pretending you do), whining, seeming like you are on crack, working with a group that is the very definition of the word "retard" (one that also likes to retroactively alter history, despite an admission of guilt), or Orie's homophobic "new logo" count as "justification"? –Xoid S•T•FU! 15:39, 19 July 2006 (BST)
- Back to your point Xoid, of course we wouldn't let you, we do aim to protect our fellow member. However, if your reasons for PKing X,Y and Z were justified and the said members were being unco-operative to censure (Such as Eric Walton) I would imagine that they would be promptly removed from the group and then you would be free to take your turn with them. Just a correction, we don't work *with* the BME, many times their policy hamper us greatly as those of us who were PKed are unable to retaliate while inside the mall. We like the live and let live approach however so take it as you will if the Bale Mall Elite thing was a big point. --McBlackjack 15:19, 19 July 2006 (BST)
- From my talks with him, he has his resons. If he ain't lying, then I'd say his intense loathing of the Abandoned is completely justified. I will not speak any more of that, since it is not my place to do so. As for targeting the Abandonded… you said, you don't kill those who don't kill you. When it really comes down to it, had we of asked, "Can we PK, X, Y and Z repeatedly?", I doubt the answer would've been "Yes." –Xoid S•T•FU! 14:51, 19 July 2006 (BST)
- Sigh, well, I am not sure what is eating Darkstar but he has a big personal grudge against the group. The main goings on were before my time, but as I see from what is available, Darkstar is/was a part of the Neon Knights, a PKer group that aimed at killing off the YRC and thus got into a tangle with us as a result. Insert a period of PK and revenge attacks between the two sides and there ended up with a lot of anger on both sides. Recently, Darkstar created an alt and under the pretense of wanting to join up with the group, got into our Trusted Members forum and thus you see the screenshots. Obviously, if you leave a few things out or nudge the thinking of the viewer a little with a few coments then you get something that looks very incriminating when taken out of context. The entirity of the Cannibal Corp thread was to stop the PKing. We were advised not to attack at all but rather actively use the Resensitized forums to stop the PK attacks by the CC. In regards to Eric Wolton, he was a member of The Abandoned, but he then PKed several unaffiliated people around Yagoton, claiming to be representative of the group as a whole. This was why he was made an enemy and he has since joined up with the RedZeko followers. I can't put up an exhaustive counterargument in this little space here to change your mind and the best was is always to get the correct information firsthand anyway so I'll see what I can work out to prove this. The fact of the matter is that we have a policy against the PKing of anyone who have not attacked us first so it suprised me when a whole group suddenly decided to declare war on us. Truthfully, we are debating on how to deal with these attacks in our forums and have been asked not to attack in return for now while we try to sort things out. We would rather avoid entering into another PKing war if it can be avoided and it seems to me that Darkstar has been putting out the worst spin possible on the group to drag you guys into the feud between us and Neon Knights. --McBlackjack 14:40, 19 July 2006 (BST)
- Certainly. Give me a moment. Okay: since Darkstar decided to host these: http://www.freewebs.com/2374383/ - Particularly some of B Anger's comments on the CC thread. Kroyr did little to endear himself to the crew with his unimaginably thick skull. I'm certain I've not interacted with a Miikro, so unless he is operating under a different wiki name, then I'd have to say he's full of shit. Looking back, Abi79 seemed a little spaced out as well. I've also heard tales of 'zombie spies' getting killed by one or two of your higher ups, something which makes me see red. –Xoid S•T•FU! 13:34, 19 July 2006 (BST)
- Understandably I disagree with your words as the active members that I have encountered since I have joined are level-headed and pretty supportive. Could you give me an example as what you saw as an act of stupidity? --McBlackjack 13:33, 19 July 2006 (BST)
- Thank you for the link, Xoid. The webhost has been contacted with an according abuse report. --The Fifth Horseman 14:55, 19 July 2006 (BST)
- Abuse? Next you will be claiming that anyone who has a site that thinks lowly of someone, or some group should be shut down. –Xoid S•T•FU! 15:00, 19 July 2006 (BST)
- It's not the opinion, it's how it is expressed. Plus, the content of that site is in violation of several rules of freewebs.com . --The Fifth Horseman 15:41, 19 July 2006 (BST)
- So if I happened to insult GWB in the same fashion, by mocking everything he has said and providing a compelete example in context, it would be suddenly "abuse"? Think about that one for a moment. –Xoid S•T•FU! 15:47, 19 July 2006 (BST)
- Thought about that for two moments, actually. If it is breaking the host's ToS agreement, then it is abuse. End of story. --The Fifth Horseman 16:33, 19 July 2006 (BST)
- Would you please go away. Nobody likes you, you cause trouble wherever you go, and when you don't get responses you like, you report them for vandals, so they can't talk to you.--Anime Sucks 21:52, 19 July 2006 (BST)
- Thought about that for two moments, actually. If it is breaking the host's ToS agreement, then it is abuse. End of story. --The Fifth Horseman 16:33, 19 July 2006 (BST)
- So if I happened to insult GWB in the same fashion, by mocking everything he has said and providing a compelete example in context, it would be suddenly "abuse"? Think about that one for a moment. –Xoid S•T•FU! 15:47, 19 July 2006 (BST)
- It's not the opinion, it's how it is expressed. Plus, the content of that site is in violation of several rules of freewebs.com . --The Fifth Horseman 15:41, 19 July 2006 (BST)
- Abuse? Next you will be claiming that anyone who has a site that thinks lowly of someone, or some group should be shut down. –Xoid S•T•FU! 15:00, 19 July 2006 (BST)
- Thank you for the link, Xoid. The webhost has been contacted with an according abuse report. --The Fifth Horseman 14:55, 19 July 2006 (BST)
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| The Fifth Horseman mistakenly believes they have a working grasp of the law. |
I've been dying to use this again. --Jimbo Bob ASS•U! 22:56, 19 July 2006 (BST)
- Plus you guys work with BME which automaticly makes you ASSault worthy. --Technerd 14:36, 19 July 2006 (BST)
- I am a bit stunned and I guess puzzled by the amount of venom in your reply Xoid, but nonetheless thank you for replying to my question. I would still be interested to hear what the opinion of the Bobs are so feel free to drop me a message.--McBlackjack 16:24, 19 July 2006 (BST)
I obviously cannot speak for my associate, but if you need justification for attacking your group, look no further than your very own Fifth Horseman. The stupidity that he and other members of your group spew forth is reason enough. –Bob Hammero Mod•B'crat•T•A 19:28, 19 July 2006 (BST)
- I can honestly state that I've never seen him do anything that was not so painfully idiotic as to be actively damaging to the intelligence of those around him. --Jimbo Bob ASS•U! 22:57, 19 July 2006 (BST)
Do I get credit?
I just took out all the generators and radios in Bale Mall. Did the same thing for the Necrotech close by and I took down the cell tower. Scinfaxi 06:30, 20 July 2006 (BST)
- Holy crap. Well, that's certainly going to make restocking a little trickier. Unless someone else foots the bill and gets them set up, of course. –Bob Hammero Mod•B'crat•T•A 06:34, 20 July 2006 (BST)
- They will, or they'll suffer. It's just a matter of patientence. Wait long enough, and they'll cave in and spend the AP, or some unaffiliated person will. In the meantime? Fireaxe, FTW! –Xoid S•T•FU! 06:41, 20 July 2006 (BST)
- Ass should do a GKer award or something. I also took out a line of genators in the three warehouses connecting the mall to the cell tower. Whoever is operating them is not very fond of Ass (you should read the mean and hurtful graffiti). Scinfaxi 19:56, 20 July 2006 (BST)
- Nice job, man. I can only assume you like to grief people? Haha, either way, that's kudos earned in my book.--A1C Jerry 02:03, 22 July 2006 (BST)
Requesting Cease Fire
Even though no shots have been exchanged, I do sense some tension between our groups, our last moderator was a little stupid, and would randomly paste groups from the pking section into our Under Investigation section. That out of the way I would like to state that I believe your group does Urban Dead and all its players a service, and I don’t want to hinder it. Your group is excluded from our investigations and we will not attempt to get in your way.-Snakeeyes0072 04:36, 26 July 2006 (BST)
- Sweet. Keep up the good work officer. And watch out for the Barzini's and Tataligia's. They're no good. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS CoL 04:38, 26 July 2006 (BST)
- We appreciate your support. As you know, we don't attack people without good reason, so don't worry about us. Thanks. –Bob Hammero Mod•B'crat•T•A 04:42, 26 July 2006 (BST)
- I’m glad that’s sorted out, and Sonny, be careful around Milton’s toll booths. The Godfather: best movie ever.-Snakeeyes0072 04:48, 26 July 2006 (BST)
- Tell me about it. How do you think I died? Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS CoL 04:53, 26 July 2006 (BST)
- I’m glad that’s sorted out, and Sonny, be careful around Milton’s toll booths. The Godfather: best movie ever.-Snakeeyes0072 04:48, 26 July 2006 (BST)
- Im sure it was business, not personal, Sonny-Snakeeyes0072 05:16, 26 July 2006 (BST)
Hey look, I helped
Some of the dates of our kills seemed rather out. There was some dates mingled about where they really should not of been. So I spent a little while fixing any little errors I could find in it.--Brendoshi 20:45, 26 July 2006 (BST)
You All Are So Cute!
I just love the way you've fixed up this place. It's fabulous! You might want to pull back a little on calling people stupid, though. It seems the majority of you cannot spell or use proper grammar. It's good to have a hobby and all, but you don't want to be accused of being hypocrites! Also, thank you for your understanding while I figure out what is wrong with my faulty pistols. Bale Mall must be filled with cheap knockoffs or something. I'll take a spin by another mall and grab some guns that have safeties that actually work. It was just terrible when my jacket caught on my pistols the other day and nearly killed one of you. I don't like killing; it's nasty business I reserve for doing to zombies. I would much rather sit down and have a nice, civilized chat and drinks with my fellow humans. Well, whatever it is you're doing around here, keep up the excellent work! Watch those P's and Q's or some other group that kills stupid people might target you. Cheers! --Francis Snottly III 13:54, 29 July 2006 (BST)
- So, a single typo out of a plethora of correctly spelt slabs of text is suddenly grounds for stupidity? Gee, your friend Abi79 must qualify as braindead then. Perhaps UDHelp, B Anger or the rest of your group would like to jut in with a poorly thought out and worded riposte? Y'see, unlike your little band we actually hound those who consistently misspell a word until they get it right. Even the "English as a second language" folks like Rotticus get bitched at, despite his superior command of English compared to, say, The Abandoned.
- Before you start throwing accusations of stupidity our way, perhaps you'd like to take a look in the mirror, snothead. Saying you were targeted over the drivel in your forums is false. All that did was ensure The Abandoned became our first stop. Nothing less, nothing more. The Fifth Horseman's antics, and your support of the BME is more than reason enough to qualify your group as a target. –Xoid S•T•FU! 14:35, 29 July 2006 (BST)
- There is not "a single typo" on your pages -- there are many. There are plenty of grammar issues, as well, such as your fondness for confusing "of" and "have" (i.e. "could we have asked," not "could we of asked"). Also, ABI79 has not gone out of his way to say he targets stupid people, including making fun of their spelling and typing, so how Abi79 writes is not up for question. If you're going to call people stupid and kill them for it, then you better have all your ducks in a row, too. And they clearly are not lined up. I've never said anyone was targeted because of "drivel in our forum." You are apparently referring to my query on the Unfair Coalition page to determine if associating with such an infiltrator is enough to be in violation of the agreement, and there has been discussion here and elsewhere showing your group supports Darkstar and his posting of forum images among other things. You can't have it both ways. Either be against infiltration or not. But if you put that Coalition badge on your page AND it's determined association with Darkstar and his anti-Abandoned campaign is a no-no, then all I'm asking is drop your beef with The Abandoned or denounce Darkstar and his group, too. Francis Snottly III 14:50, 29 July 2006 (BST)
- Do you think I was referring to the spelling mistakes when I referred to the drivel on your forums? No, it was more along the lines of referring to Kroyr's positively brilliant commentary. Your group's idiocy is apparent to anyone with enough neurons to string a coherent sentence together. Why does The Abandoned sully their once mediocre name by associating with the painfully retarded Legend X? Why does The Fifth Horseman have sand in his vagina? Pressing questions. Neither of which are going to be answered, are they?
- DarkStar shouldn't be infiltrating your group. I acknowledge that. His aims are honourable, but his methods are tacky. That doesn't mean that your group is suddenly off limits. As I said, you were already a target and nothing he said changed that. Nothing DarkStar "gave" us wasn't already public knowledge. It was already plastered on Rezzens. Where do you think we learned of it? Kroyr whinging, Fifth whinging? None of it could be used to gain an unfair advantage. –Xoid S•T•FU! 15:24, 29 July 2006 (BST)
- There is not "a single typo" on your pages -- there are many. There are plenty of grammar issues, as well, such as your fondness for confusing "of" and "have" (i.e. "could we have asked," not "could we of asked"). Also, ABI79 has not gone out of his way to say he targets stupid people, including making fun of their spelling and typing, so how Abi79 writes is not up for question. If you're going to call people stupid and kill them for it, then you better have all your ducks in a row, too. And they clearly are not lined up. I've never said anyone was targeted because of "drivel in our forum." You are apparently referring to my query on the Unfair Coalition page to determine if associating with such an infiltrator is enough to be in violation of the agreement, and there has been discussion here and elsewhere showing your group supports Darkstar and his posting of forum images among other things. You can't have it both ways. Either be against infiltration or not. But if you put that Coalition badge on your page AND it's determined association with Darkstar and his anti-Abandoned campaign is a no-no, then all I'm asking is drop your beef with The Abandoned or denounce Darkstar and his group, too. Francis Snottly III 14:50, 29 July 2006 (BST)
Hi Snotty. Thanks for your concern over our grammar. I have better things to do than to spellcheck every new entry that my members make, but as you can see, we've fixed that up now. I'm sorry you're taking it so badly that my group is kicking your ass, but don't worry, we actually don't give much of a shit about you. Once we're satisfied with what we've done, we'll move on to more worthy targets. –Bob Hammero Mod•B'crat•T•A 18:49, 29 July 2006 (BST)
Not quite kicking our ass, Bob. We're ordered not to attack you guys. So its more of a fight where you attack, and we notice with mild interest. -Will Kurada 18:57, 29 July 2006 (BST)
- Really? So why'd holdonloosely get some shots fired his way? Seems your boys aren't that good at following orders, Kurada. –Xoid S•T•FU! 19:03, 29 July 2006 (BST)
- It's not their fault, Xoid. Most of them can't read. –Bob Hammero Mod•B'crat•T•A 19:06, 29 July 2006 (BST)
- I told you why. My pistols were faulty and they accidentally shot at holdonloosely several times. Luckily I was able to stop them before he was killed, thus preserving our orders not to kill any of you poor folks. I've apologized several times for the mistake. Not sure what else I could do. Oh, I know. I'll stand around and let you kill me as many times as you wish. That should satisfy you, I suppose, in a game where death means nothing? I suppose it's fun killing people who don't fight back. We're too busy bothering with the zombies than to worry about you, other than to pass a few moments of boredom. See you later! And stay out of my liquor stash! Francis Snottly III 21:50, 29 July 2006 (BST)
- Looks like frozenwaffles isn't quite following the party line. Could it be that he's the only member of The Abandoned with any balls? --Wooldoor Sockbat 03:03, 30 July 2006 (BST)
- Tell me: do you dress yourself, or does Mommy still do that for you? Yes, death has no permanent effects in this game, but for some reason you persist in barricading your buildings against zombies anyway. Could it be that avoiding death/killing your enemies is actually the entire point of the game? Honestly, it's a little sad that all of our targets seem to inevitably turn to the same fallacy in their pathetic attempts to defend their ineptitude. Can't you people at least find some new ways to embarass yourselves? --Jimbo Bob ASS•U! 06:23, 30 July 2006 (BST)
- The majority of us just don't care about you. The reason we fight and barricade against zombies is because that is what the game is: a zombie apocalypse. It doesn't matter whether we fight you or not; you'll spout your b.s. either way. So we do what we're here to do: fight zombies. Some of us may occasionally shoot back, but overall we're just going to do our work and eventually you'll tire of it and move on, like you have done before. Francis Snottly III 01:45, 31 July 2006 (BST)
- Perhaps you haven't seen enough zombie movies, Snottly, but murderers are more in genre than revive points. Of course, now that I've said that you'll reply with something similiar to "But this was not the way Kevan intended the game to be!" or some other inane, illogical argument. –Xoid S•T•FU! 02:55, 31 July 2006 (BST)
- I've seen plenty of zombie movies. Murderers are usually that way because they are after food or supplies, out for themselves in some way, looking to control the others. They usually aren't there griefing one particular group or otherwise just being annoying: they're being evil. You're far from evil. And why would I say something inane about Kevan when I don't even know him and his thoughts? Seems you're the illogical one trying to put words in my mouth. And you misspelled argument. No more drinks for you. Francis Snottly III 15:51, 3 August 2006 (BST)
- Four days to work on something and this is the best comeback you've got? Do you actively enjoy humiliation, or are you just so stupid you're oblivious to it? --Jimbo Bob ASS•U! 01:45, 4 August 2006 (BST)
- One to talk, aren't you snot head? You misspelt "why". You misspelt a three letter word. Sheesh. To counter your point about zombie movies: perhaps you haven't realised what ASS is about, we are trying to control others. We're trying to force the unintelligent, idiotic and utterly retarded glut of survivors in Malton to smarten up. As I said: I knew you'd come back with an illogical, inane argument. –Xoid S•T•FU! 01:56, 4 August 2006 (BST)
- Actually, no, I made a typo (fixed -- thank you). That's different from consistently misspelling things. And, one more time, I'm not the one running with a group claiming to kill people because they are stupid and basing that opinion on a number of things, including making fun of their language and grammar. I also know exactly what ASS is about: griefing. You find it fun to annoy people, both in game and out of game (you're all over this Wiki making strange accusations and misrepresenting people, besides throwing around epithets like "retarded" and worse -- you should be ashamed). No drinks for you. Francis Snottly III 10:03, 4 August 2006 (BST)
- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! –Bob Hammero Mod•B'crat•T•A 10:10, 4 August 2006 (BST)
- "…because they are stupid and basing that opinion on a number of things…" — Nope, you're the idiot who is making this so very satisfying by being, well, an idiot. Since you seem to be tiring of us insulting your spelling, allow me to complain about your grammar as well "once more time", 'eh Snottly? As to "misrepresenting people", you love to take note of how ASS insults peons with no grasp of the English language, yet make no note of our primary criterion: stupidity. The Fifth Horseman is stupidity personified. Perhaps you'd like to read this "Quotable Quotes" section of my user page, it'll illustrate that point quite clearly. The Abandoned sully their name by working with the BME, another act of stupidity that continues to this day. The Abandoned have members who come here and continue to stir up the hornet's nest, despite wanting us to move on. Finally: thanks for pointing out the bleedingly obvious. "ASS is about griefing". Hurr. Took you long to figure it out? Of course we are griefing you. We're doing it because we find your blathering absurdity unconscionable. –Xoid S•T•FU! 10:58, 4 August 2006 (BST)
- Once again you hit on a typo and call it a grammar mistake. (Thanks again, and fixed.) There is a difference between typos and actual full frontal ignorance of spelling and grammar. ("Once" was a spelling typo, by the way, so you weren't making fun of my grammar, anyway.) If you're going to be calling others stupid, then you better have your own house in order or be called on it. Deal with it. I'm glad to see you admit you are griefers who spoil the fun of the game for others. It's the first step to recovery. Congratulations. The next step might be to keep the name calling and asinine behavior to the game and out of the Wiki so people know you have a real life separate from Urban Dead. Being so involved can't be healthy. At least you're a loud-mouthed griefer. The quiet ones are the worst because you never can tell whether it really is a real vile stalker trying to ruin your fun or just morons messing around. Francis Snottly III 12:42, 4 August 2006 (BST)
- ...Yeah, I'm bored with you now. You keep repeating the same pathetic fallacies and hypocrisies, and shooting them down is getting old. If you guys are still having fun, then by all means carry on, but so far as I'm concerned you can go ahead and kick this fuckwit off our page now. --Jimbo Bob ASS•U! 12:46, 4 August 2006 (BST)
- The "C" key is quite some distance from the "O" and the "N" keys. The letters that you may have mistakenly hit while trying to press the "E" key are: "W", "S", "D", "F", and "R". So no, it wasn't a typo, it was a grammatical error on your part. Spoil the game for others? You spoil the game for the survivor population at large by being feebleminded. The ASSault is a community service. –Xoid S•T•FU! 12:54, 4 August 2006 (BST)
- You don't even know the difference between a typo and grammatical error! Wherever the keys are, it is a typo because one typed the wrong key. A grammatical error is something like using "should of" instead of "should have" or using "loose" instead of "lose". As for JimboBob, none of this has been shot down: Xoid has admitted you are griefers, continues to confuse typos, spelling mistakes and grammar mistakes, and all of your arguments are peppered with name calling because you haven't a logical leg to stand on. Your answer to well-reasoned replies from any of us, even those less confrontational than me, is to call them names and spout they are stupid. Very enlightened. The only service you're providing is stroking your own egos. Have fun with that. You're sure to make a lot of friends. Francis Snottly III 15:30, 4 August 2006 (BST)
- You could not have made a "typo" unless it was an accident, which we have already deduced that it was not. It was a correctly spelt word, so it could no have misspelt. You used the wrong form of the word, therefore it was a grammatical error. Regardless, "Admitted"? We target the same batch of morons for execution and kill them repeatedly. A two year old could have deduced that. It's not a big secret. We grief people who are extremely irritating, stupid or simply full of it. Like yourself. –Xoid S•T•FU! 15:48, 4 August 2006 (BST)
- Sorry, you're still wrong about grammar and typos. However, in the interest of the truce you seem to be wanting on our Talk page, I'm not commenting anymore in this thread. This whole silly converstation where I can't tell if anyone knows what is real and what is character anymore (yes, including me) can be archived and we're done. Francis Snottly III 16:07, 4 August 2006 (BST)
- You could not have made a "typo" unless it was an accident, which we have already deduced that it was not. It was a correctly spelt word, so it could no have misspelt. You used the wrong form of the word, therefore it was a grammatical error. Regardless, "Admitted"? We target the same batch of morons for execution and kill them repeatedly. A two year old could have deduced that. It's not a big secret. We grief people who are extremely irritating, stupid or simply full of it. Like yourself. –Xoid S•T•FU! 15:48, 4 August 2006 (BST)
- You don't even know the difference between a typo and grammatical error! Wherever the keys are, it is a typo because one typed the wrong key. A grammatical error is something like using "should of" instead of "should have" or using "loose" instead of "lose". As for JimboBob, none of this has been shot down: Xoid has admitted you are griefers, continues to confuse typos, spelling mistakes and grammar mistakes, and all of your arguments are peppered with name calling because you haven't a logical leg to stand on. Your answer to well-reasoned replies from any of us, even those less confrontational than me, is to call them names and spout they are stupid. Very enlightened. The only service you're providing is stroking your own egos. Have fun with that. You're sure to make a lot of friends. Francis Snottly III 15:30, 4 August 2006 (BST)
- Once again you hit on a typo and call it a grammar mistake. (Thanks again, and fixed.) There is a difference between typos and actual full frontal ignorance of spelling and grammar. ("Once" was a spelling typo, by the way, so you weren't making fun of my grammar, anyway.) If you're going to be calling others stupid, then you better have your own house in order or be called on it. Deal with it. I'm glad to see you admit you are griefers who spoil the fun of the game for others. It's the first step to recovery. Congratulations. The next step might be to keep the name calling and asinine behavior to the game and out of the Wiki so people know you have a real life separate from Urban Dead. Being so involved can't be healthy. At least you're a loud-mouthed griefer. The quiet ones are the worst because you never can tell whether it really is a real vile stalker trying to ruin your fun or just morons messing around. Francis Snottly III 12:42, 4 August 2006 (BST)
- Actually, no, I made a typo (fixed -- thank you). That's different from consistently misspelling things. And, one more time, I'm not the one running with a group claiming to kill people because they are stupid and basing that opinion on a number of things, including making fun of their language and grammar. I also know exactly what ASS is about: griefing. You find it fun to annoy people, both in game and out of game (you're all over this Wiki making strange accusations and misrepresenting people, besides throwing around epithets like "retarded" and worse -- you should be ashamed). No drinks for you. Francis Snottly III 10:03, 4 August 2006 (BST)
- I've seen plenty of zombie movies. Murderers are usually that way because they are after food or supplies, out for themselves in some way, looking to control the others. They usually aren't there griefing one particular group or otherwise just being annoying: they're being evil. You're far from evil. And why would I say something inane about Kevan when I don't even know him and his thoughts? Seems you're the illogical one trying to put words in my mouth. And you misspelled argument. No more drinks for you. Francis Snottly III 15:51, 3 August 2006 (BST)
- Perhaps you haven't seen enough zombie movies, Snottly, but murderers are more in genre than revive points. Of course, now that I've said that you'll reply with something similiar to "But this was not the way Kevan intended the game to be!" or some other inane, illogical argument. –Xoid S•T•FU! 02:55, 31 July 2006 (BST)
- Did he start this discussion because my shotguns/pistols were safely discharged in his body thus sparing the accidental wounding of nearby survivors? --Technerd CFT 06:35, 30 July 2006 (BST)
- Yes. Thank you for that. I might have hurt someone truly innocent. It was a miracle that the shots only hit one of you. I have better pistols now and it shouldn't happen again. Francis Snottly III 01:45, 31 July 2006 (BST)
- I'm not on the wiki enough to get here while flaming is still going on but... Snottly, you're bitching about stupid arguments? What kind of bullshit is "My pistols discharged by accident?" Just keep your mouth fucking shut. The only person in your group with any sense is McBlackjack, so let him do the talking. --A1C Jerry 05:46, 5 August 2006 (BST)
- Well, this thread has really turned into a firestorm since the last time I checked. Everyone on the team appreciates how much your heart is in the right place Francis (I know I do), but no one will get any sort of satisfaction by butting heads in this manner. These sort of flame threads just end up getting circular and increasingly personal and I don't want you to get fed up with the game completely and leave the game over it (Hey, I like having you around after all). The way we handle themselves in the game as well as the way we interact with others out of the game has led to our generally positive reputation in the eyes of the relevant people. I attribute this to the fact that we are decent guys who can give and take a hit and laugh off a bit of nonsense. As such, I hope that we can be bigger than this, take a step back and leave this thread to rot among the other flame wars of this type. --McBlackjack 12:31, 6 August 2006 (BST)
- The majority of us just don't care about you. The reason we fight and barricade against zombies is because that is what the game is: a zombie apocalypse. It doesn't matter whether we fight you or not; you'll spout your b.s. either way. So we do what we're here to do: fight zombies. Some of us may occasionally shoot back, but overall we're just going to do our work and eventually you'll tire of it and move on, like you have done before. Francis Snottly III 01:45, 31 July 2006 (BST)
- I told you why. My pistols were faulty and they accidentally shot at holdonloosely several times. Luckily I was able to stop them before he was killed, thus preserving our orders not to kill any of you poor folks. I've apologized several times for the mistake. Not sure what else I could do. Oh, I know. I'll stand around and let you kill me as many times as you wish. That should satisfy you, I suppose, in a game where death means nothing? I suppose it's fun killing people who don't fight back. We're too busy bothering with the zombies than to worry about you, other than to pass a few moments of boredom. See you later! And stay out of my liquor stash! Francis Snottly III 21:50, 29 July 2006 (BST)
- It's not their fault, Xoid. Most of them can't read. –Bob Hammero Mod•B'crat•T•A 19:06, 29 July 2006 (BST)
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[[ASS]] now redirects to [[Assault on Stupid Survivors]] because the Aristocratic Soldiers of the Subsistant has been deleted--Gage 20:52, 29 July 2006 (BST)
A Short Question...
This is really just a short little question I'd like to know. I've seen Bob Hammero before, and I do support the fact that you should get rid of the stupid survivors...
But I was wondering what your policy on the new guys is. Sometimes, they just can't help being stupid.
Anyway, if you've gotten a nice answer, lemme know. And above all...
tlk lke dis rlly pisses me off.
---Captain Leah- 01:40, 2 August 2006 (BST)
- You've seen me? Heh. Where? Anyway, to answer your question, which new guys are you talking about? We're somewhat more lenient to newbies, but if they're egregiously stupid, we don't hesitate to take them out. –Bob Hammero Mod•B'crat•T•A 01:47, 2 August 2006 (BST)
- Well, I've seen you ASSing other folks. That was in....can't remember the name, but it was the building one square north of St. Swithuns in Yagoton. I simply meant new players.
- I was actually the guy who spraypainted the thing that said, Watch out for Bob Hammero. The name and organization wasn't familiar to me, and as such, I assumed you were a random PKer. But still, at least ASS is cleaning the world of the scourge of stupidity. ---Captain Leah- 12:21, 2 August 2006 (BST)
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Please Note
Due to unfortunate circumstances, UDHelp has left The Abandoned and at this stage has cut all ties with the group. While our members hope to rectify the misunderstanding with UDHelp as soon as possible and have her return to the fold, your beef with The Abandoned no longer apply to her. Please do me the favour of removing the character from your target list until further notice. Thank you. --McBlackjack 14:14, 10 August 2006 (BST)
- Her? I always thought UDHelp was a guy. Regardless, I'll roll it into the next batch of updates. –Xoid S•T•FU! 14:34, 10 August 2006 (BST)
- Appreciated. --McBlackjack 16:33, 10 August 2006 (BST)
Contract Killing?
Hey ASS, your doing pretty well. I have a question; If a non-ASS person kills a person on your wanted list, can they order the death of a particular character? Only saying that because the idea is awesome, and would make a whole new level of fear and respect for your group...--Canuhearmenow 21:26, 14 August 2006 (BST)
- We kill stupid people, not just anybody. I don't see that working.--Gage 21:33, 14 August 2006 (BST)
What now?
Is there some reason you are PKing CDF members again? I mean, we have kept our side of the cease-fire. What gives? --Zod Rhombus 05:56, 15 August 2006 (BST)
