Talk:Black Orchard
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== BLACK ORCHARD ENTRIES ==
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Finally created a hub for our communication. A tablette for our work and love. Here we can lay our claims, word our warnings. Even those who oppose us can demean us here. It doesn't really matter, we're all dead already.
C.M.
MCKRACKEN, C.
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MCKRACKEN, C
EMPLOYEE ZXR-750-R
ACCOUNTANT, MALTON DIVISION
10th July 2006
We worry about brain rot but boredom appears to be worse. On top of the roof of my favourite bank the other day contemplating recent events. A few more Gib Pro members decorating the concrete with their liquids, a bounty hunter taking pleasure in my death thanks to bad whinging brainfood (can't stomach executing me himself), more MSG meeting their maker. I grow bored though, even Jade Monkey's words don't lift me. What's happening?
15th June 2006
Today has been good. I now stand at the roof of a bank, several zombies mummer beneath clumsily walking into plant pots I drop on their heads. Perhaps they will fertilise. The other day I raid Ducat and executed the leaders of Gib Pro. A man hunt may ensue but doubtful, I am a pin prick in this epidemic of chaos. The Monsieur has arrived today. I feel hungry.
12th June 2006
When are they going to understand? WHEN? One of those meat bags has changed our group definition to that of murder... sigh ... this will be a long process. My time in Edgecombe is coming to an end. I was able to halt the attention of several instigators, yet to no avail - except one who proved to have a glimpse of rage from old. Destard or something his name was, screaming and shouting whilst firing his guns into my meat. Calling me out. I lived much to my own dismay. Once I've re-visited Gibson ton and took my pound of flesh from that Gib Pro whelp and the rest of his rabble I'll find this boy. On another note, White has arrived. Not long now.
1st June 2006
I feel sorry, I killed a necrotech monkey and a unnecessary body bag a few days back. It was to make a point to one of those black sheep, void I will guess. The inevitable grasp of entropy took me today, not from the hands of those needed though. A Gibsonton Proeliatorate member. Typical. A few hours later my eyes fluttered open again, a passer by unaware of my affiliations and there’s. I'll hunt down the interfering mouse and carry on with this futile, desolate struggle.
24th May 2006
Yesterday it began. Two traitors destroyed but due to this curse they'll come back, and they'll come after me. I would if I was them. They have to look. Look hard and see. The others will be here soon.
WHITE, M
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WHITE, M
EMPLOYEE DJH-250-D
GRAPHIC DESIGN, MALTON DIVISION
17th July 2006
Head panging. ARGH! Licked two MSG, one got away. HE WAS THIS BIG!
29th June 2006
At last, I'm ready
18th June 2006
He's dead, eyes of void, Parsec's blood runs
ODILION, M
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ODILION, M
TRUSTEE
19th August 2006
The things I have to do to get a guys phone number...
13th August 2006
I've been thinking that perhaps my blubs should be placed at the top of the page seeing as they are the most interesting. Really. Now then, I think I offened one of those people at Gib by inquiring if one of his better looking associates has been working out. Sigh. According to one of our mole friends he's not even mentioned my question to the rest of them, out of jealousy no doubt! Or he could be upset And embarrassed that I managed to find him again so soon after the last time I killed him.
24th July 2006
Goodness someone's aim is so bad. It makes me think perhaps that's he's been kicked in the head by a mule. More than once. I'll consider my being here a mission of community service. You know, giving a little back to the community. I hear social services have gone downhill since all this zombie nonsense started.
12th July 2006
I'm still bored Conrad! I can't wait to hear about this new target. I had a walk thru Giboringtown(I'm so funny!) today and saw at least 10 zombies, wow, so these people must be in some sort of state of emergency with that "horde". I'm looking forward to a new project.
Are those images ever going to be scanned in?
What's the lovely Miss White doing these days?
10th July 2006
Conrad. We need to talk. I'm dreadfully bored, quite honestly. These people are boring. I'm bored with finding the same ones in the same places. There isn't much of a point. I'm tired of hearing about their same complaints and ideas about us. Is their any point to this? I imagine we are making their little lives more interesting actually, consider that they are focused on protection of a suburb that has about five zombies in it. What is else is there for them to keep busy with? When will it be time?
REPLY:
Agreed. I have already found a new target in a more infested suburb, tell J.M. I'll contact her soon to move groups. Also we will be moving discussions to forums soon. Will keep you posted. - CM.
3rd July 2006
A very boring evening for me. I came across the same woman I'd killed last week. I was hoping to meet one of her friends instead. Very boring indeed.
26th June 2006
A most amusing start to my day! I would like to thank the Gib Pro as they are called, for their fantastic revive point. It was a nice gesture for one of their member to run a DNA scan on me and then revive me. I really didn't expect that to be honest. I suppose this means that Black Orchard has also found another potential associate. I will inform my accountant. It make me chuckle all this talk of morality and fairness.
24th June 2006
She was only a necrotech pawn according to my information, but it's done now. It was similar to swatting a fly, with more of a mess unfortunetly. These executions are never pleasent outings. How on earth does one get a suit cleaned in this town? I look forward when Malton is free of this infernal plague and my life can return to what it once was. I absolutely detest all this interaction I'm forced to do with the common man, although I suppose they have their occasional charms - yet none of which I can think of at the present time. All of this is such a dreary affair. Sigh.
E
23rd June 2006
They no longer permit me to sit on the side lines, she killed Conrad the other day and my get out of jail card for us both evaporated. Now I have to pay back my debts.
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DISCUSSION
Keep your petty ash laden comments to the pyres. And E, hold your tongue. - C.M.
This group seems to be a pker group with something against revivers. Proof: http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e264/Archangel999/PKER3.jpg http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=496840 --Meinstorm 17:36, 24 May 2006 (BST)
I believe you guys got the wrong wiki. :) Your group doesn't seem to have anything to do with Urban Dead. - EradosCDF 02:01, 25 May 2006 (BST)
- No, he's just a complete and crazy nutjob. I think he has some serious insano damages - Ralphwiggum 17:32 EST, June 2nd, 2006
