Talk:Caiger Mall/Archive

A Comment From a Caiger Mall Defender

"We're all aware of Mall Tour '06. The reality is we are at a huge disadvantage. Zombie organization is at an unprecedented level, many times the size of the last siege. Our headshots no longer seem to affect the damned as they did once. Zombie spies sell precious information and harm our barricades from the inside...

This will be humanity's stand, the final breaker between civilization and an uncaring tide of undeath. Already other malls have stood, fought, and fallen. Giddings continues to resist, and every second they fight earns the defenders of Caiger precious hours to prepare. Our thoughts and prayers go those heroes.

Brave defenders of Caiger, know that you represent the best of humanity! No one forces you to stand and fight, but here you stand! Your families are gone, either evacuated or perished, so here you fight for yourselves and for your brothers in arms! There will be no quarter asked, none given. Humanity has never faced a more relentless or more ruthless enemy in its history, so the eyes of the world are upon us. Will humanity succumb under this wave of filth and corruption...?

Or will we prevail? Will men find wellsprings of courage and resolve and stand resolute in this, our darkest hour? I say YES! I say mankind is NOT ready to die! Rise up, men of Caiger Mall! See to your weapons! Find that last shotgun shell! Ready those First Aid Kits, and prepare your life-giving syringes! We will meet them, and behind us will rise a million ghosts of warriors long ago!

Come, Mall Tour '06. We are ready, and we are unafraid." --GrayGhost, Captain AMDF

Another Comment From a Caiger Mall Defender

"...If they take Caiger, it'll be a major impact on the morale of the surrounding areas! These people are looking up to us! If they take Caiger, it'll let them think that they can walk all over us survivors!"

"I'm not gonna` let them do that! I'll stop them right here, once and for all! let them come! When the sun sets on their attack and the fighting ends, let it be known that we stood our ground! The future of the survivors rests here, in this mall!"

"I'll fight to my last breath! And should I fall, I'll die with honor, knowing that I could stand with so many brave men and women! This fight will go down as a day of infamy, as the eyes of Malton rest upon us!"

"Now then, who's ready to show these undead bags of shit who's boss? Who's ready to ensure our futures, and make this place, Caiger Mall, the beacon of hope? Who's ready to shed their blood so that when people look back, they say These men and women fought valliantly to ensure we could one day tell this tale?"

"Who's with me?" --Kris Nikolai, Member of Caiger Mall Survivors, said at the NW block of Caiger, 11:58PM, January 29th, 2006, shortly before being killed by PKer Handsome Hansel.

Yet Another Comment From A Caiger Mall Defender

"Hold the line! NOTHING GETS THROUGH!" -- John Taggart, various times, usually near mall entrances.

You guessed it, Another Comment From A Caiger Mall Defender

"Well guys, this is where the metal meets the meat. Be holding the metal." -- Matson Jade of the WSFFG

• Aftercomment: Well, that was fun. Metal held, meat met.

Still Another Comment From A Caiger Mall Defender

"And survivors of Malton now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhood cheap while any speaks
That fought the zombie Tour at Caiger Mall!"

--Scorpyone, SW Quad, 02-02 14:39 GMT

An Existential Comment from a Caiger Maul "Defender"

"Uhm. These zeds are disorganized, disinterested, talentless, overwhelmed and sort of an anachronism. Zmobageddon is basically the new Lilith Fair." -- Letit Out, Caiger's Secret Shopper

Just a live comment from a Caiger Mall Defender

"Them Mall Tour critters?!? I'll tell you something lady!...
What was that!!.. Wait a minute please, I'll have my comment ready right after this.
~..Is this on? Attention all you happy Shoppers, Zed Busting required in Aisle 4, thank you!~
Drop that memo-recorder woman!! Help me push this refridgerator towards that broken window."
Taken from Sascha Vykos, a member of CMS-Meta. February 13, 2006

Coming to you Live from Caiger Mall

"FIRE ON MY FIRE" "WELCOME TO CAIGER YOU ZED BASTARD!!!!" said by Jim O'Neil moments after a zombie breach in the north east corner of Caiger Mall

A Comment on Nearby Pagram Library

"Ever since Mall Tour '06 dropped by, literacy rates among the zombie horde have skyrockted! Books about the human anatomy have especially been popular check-outs. You'd think, though, they'd at least have the courtesy to return those books sooner and with a lot less body fluids on them..." Garcian Walker Smith

A comment of an member of the HECU

"Now,we,the humans, conquer.They are large in numbers and strenght,but we have the power of mind.And indeed the war is not over,but now we know that humanity still has a small chance.The H.E.C.U. dosen't have any allies or enemies at the moment,but you can count on me if another battle starts..." Tudosiealex

A comment from outside the Mall: Biting the Zombies on the ASS

Unfortunately, the "Zmobageddon" reminds me of Y2K and the Bird Flu Pandemic: An over-hyped, blown out of proportion, non-event. Maybe the Z's should rename it Zmobie Charlie Foxtrot (or since they've spent so much time at Pagram Library, maybe they finally figured out how to spell "Zombie"). How are they ever going to organize well enough to overwhelm the force in the mall? Looks to me like Xyu would have trouble commanding a fleet of bathtub duckies. Have more than a dozen or two zeds even gotten inside the mall at one time yet and done any more than raise a little ole fuss for a couple of minutes? Most of those zeds wandering aimlessly around the mall on autopilot couldn't get their shit wired tight enough to find their own arses with both hands and and backwoods guide. Now, all you cerbrum suckers go shambling back to your respective holes or I shall taunt you again... Earrepressible, The Angry Midget Pirates, Feb 25 13:53 GMT

An Mathematical Comment from a Caiger Maul "Defender"

"Uhm. I'm not mathemematician, but wouldn't just a fraction of the defenders, timing an attack, emerging from the mall, and overwhelming the inferior zed numbers leave a pile of bodies and a lot fewer standing zeds? Might this not fool a number of ferals into leaving for green pastures (or braintures, or whatever) because they mistake the reduction in horde levels for an exodus? Would not that exodus feed on itself, eventually resulting in actual retreat and victory for the defenders? As long as a scout or two made sure the warehouse entry point remained viable, it seems that the numbers might indicate that its time to 'reverse the seige.'" -- Letit Out, Caiger's Secret Shopper

Comment from nearby

Having breifly been inside the mall while zombies broke in to the bottom left corner, I did a runner - I found a building which had been heavily barricaded and hid. Fortunatly I am still alive and as soon as I have some more APs I will be joining the battle again. I hope you guys have re-barrichaded the mall - hell those two zombies better be dead! Anyway best wishes from a nearby building (I won't tell you which - BeWare the Zeds!). --qwerty, the pyromaniac fireman.

A Comment On The End of Mall Tour '06

"Well, its over. The zombies attacked, but they lost. The barriers held against the waves of zombies as they broke upon them like the waves upon the shore. The piles of bodies and spent shell casings attest to the mighty struggle that all of us endured. But for some of us, we have lost those closest and dearest to us. Some of us will never see our fathers, our sons, our sisters or daughters, our allies, our friends, as they made the ultimate sacrifice to keep us safe. The true heroes lie cold in the ground. Through this dark night of pain the sun of joy has risen, illuminating the path to recovery and hope.

I have a letter here, written by General George C. Marshall to one Mrs. Ryan of Iowa.

My dear Mrs Ryan: It's with the most profound sense of joy that I write to inform you your son, Private James Ryan, is well and, at this very moment, on his way home from European battlefields. Reports from the front indicate James did his duty in combat with great courage and steadfast dedication, even after he was informed of the tragic loss your family has suffered in this great campaign to rid the world of tyranny and oppresion. I take great pleasure in joining the Secretary of War, the men and women of the U.S. Army, and the citizens of a grateful nation in wishing you good health and many years of happiness with James at your side. Nothing, not even the safe return of a beloved son, can compensate you, or the thousands of other American families, who have suffered great loss in this tragic war. I might share with you some words which have sustained me through long, dark nights of peril, loss, and heartache. And I quote: "I pray that our Heavenly Father may assuage the anguish of your bereavement, and leave you only the cherished memory of the loved and lost, and the solemn pride that must be yours to have laid so costly a sacrifice upon the alter of freedom." -Abraham Lincoln. Yours very sincerely and respectfully, George C. Marshall, General, Chief of Staff.

The battle for Malton ain't over, but we made it a hell of a lot easier. Stay vigilant, defenders."

Garcian Walker Smith, inpsired partially by Saving Private Ryan

07:56, 27 March 2006 (BST)