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It Gets Worse!

I think the siege is almost over! I went into the mall and it is worse than I feared! Zombies inside all corners, most barricades down, less than 30 people in each corner! I think that the siege is almost over, the survivors are dying fast. I have a new idea, we can help save as many people as we can, but if that fails, lead an evacuation of the area! I think that we should attempt to evacuate all survivors to a more secure location!

Revision courtesy of Nibiletz 13:53, 6 February 2007

I'm not sure.

To be honest, I'm not so sure about the battle plan. Helping out is all well and good, but I dunno if it will be all that interesting.... I think after we mop up here, get some revives for others, organize ourselves, and head to Shearbank. There, we can go to stickling mall, where tour 07' is starting out.. I really think that Caiger can hold its own, Zombie Mistress doesn't have enough forces to take it, even if they pull another organized attack. If we stand up to the tour with the other survivors there, I think it will be more fruitful. Anyway, it will be fun to make camp on the way, and Clear some space in some difficult Hoods'. -Nibiletz 02:08, 6 February 2007 (UTC) Ps. The Survivors are pissing me off with their Non Chalance attitude, can I give them cat urine and tell em' its booze?

I think this siege just heated up, and the Mall Tour has been losing steam (Me, the Cap'n, and Ev933n all have alts with the tour), so I think it would be best to have our glory-filled, scotch-drinking fun here. And "Zombie Mistress" is at Bale Mall, I know because one of my alts is second-in-fething-command of that group. But I'm open to discussion to leaving Caiger...--Lachryma 02:19, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
My survivor alt, Tecke, is also battling it out at Stickling. It's fun and all, but it does seem like the Mall Tour is losing some of its punch. I'd like to try to take back Latrobe sometime in the next several days before we do anything else though. But I DO like the idea of assaulting random zombies on our way to the next location. In the meantime, I have a few shotgun rounds labeled "Lach's alt", "Cap's alt", and "Ev933n's alt". It's weird, they just came in the box that way =) --Skitchipoo 04:31, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
hey skit, search for some more ammo, my zed alt is going that way to join the tour, tonight he ate some harmanz's brains at a library in Randallbank. but to the point, i think we should at least wait to get latrobe back before picking a new target, pluss Caiger Mall suddenly has a lot less survivors in, so fun time isn't over yet.-- Che -T GC X 05:14, 6 February 2007 (UTC)


boobies. That is all I am aware of. the Czarina says jump. I say "why do you want me to jump on Penelope? ...well, okay." --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 18:48, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

For What It's Worth...

There are 6 NT Buildings within a 10x10 square centered on Caiger. I'm currently drawing up a plan so that we (collective "we" for all survivors, not just Ghetto Cow) don't have to rely on one or two for service. I'll put this plan up (not on this page, though) once I have everything fleshed out--right now it's really more of an outline than an actual plan... --Specialist290 01:28, 7 February 2007 (UTC) (Added: It might be a tad overly ambitious, but at least it's an idea... --Specialist290 01:32, 7 February 2007 (UTC))

Sounds lovely, and about time too. I believe there's a list of said NT places on the Caiger Mall page (under history), no? Anyway, good luck with that, and let us know when it's finished, so we can brag about you.--Lachryma 01:57, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

Caiger Fell

Well, I saw that one coming. Sucked in, lazy people in Caiger! Anyway, what's the plan now? --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 20:23, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

We have the Herman building, but its useless without supplies from the mall.

(18:24, 8 February 2007) by Nibiletz

Eh, we can get everything in the mall everywhere else, but not as plentiful. We are abandoning in a few days anyway. --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 18:29, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Random People saying stuff

Ah Heck, Why Not?

Just a post saying I've finally made up my mind to join you guys. So can I just edit the Wiki and add my name, or do I need some sort of confirmation? I'm in the Latrobe Building along with a couple of you guys, and I think I already have everyone else in my contacts, so it shouldn't be too difficult to locate me--I'd prefer not to give away my profile ID for... various reasons. --Specialist290 22:22, 18 January 2007 (UTC)


13 zombies in Holloms! --GrownUpSurvivor16:10, 11 January 2007 (UTC)


What's up Underprivileged Bovine, I'm looking for a group to join, and you all seem like the light-hearted rag-tag bunch that I'm looking for. I'm a newbie, but I'm really good at getting coffee, obtaining danishes, and overall kissing the asses of people in positions of higher power. My Hollywood ass-kissing resume includes the talented likes of Johnny Depp's stunt double, the "one armed asian zombie" from Dawn of the Dead, and Louie Anderson. I'm also pretty good at fighting... the lines at Starbucks. You'll find me looking for XXL condoms in the drugstore at Nichols Mall. -- Skitchipoo



im looking for you guys to join. went to your building but there zeds.... so now im one to . if someone can help me out please......sam walter waiting for the cows to help......ready to kill the brain in west the bozon scholl road....

ill head to shuttle burg and hope to be revied.also if you all have a safe house or some way for me to find you let me know. i should be in the cemeteary tommorow at 600pm easteren



OK I'M REALLY SORRY TO DO THIS BUT I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO CONTACT ANY OF YOU! BASICALLY BECAUSE I'M NEW TODAY TO Urban Dead AND I NEED YOUR HELP! I WISH TO JOIN, I APOLOGISE SINCERELY FOR EDITING THIS. I am in Earletown asleep in the Horrigan Street Fire Station. I have no idea what to do, if you wish to contact me emila my screenname on Urban Dead is Dopeslax. PLEASE HELP!!!!

Dopeslax 20:02, 26 November 2006

As you may have noticed

I'm trying to get this ball rolling as some seem to be content to let the zombies keep the mall until next Spring. Check the Darvalls/Chudleys pages for updates on what we're trying to do. See you in the food court... Tyler Whitney0 07:43, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

Back in Caiger by Christmas

That's the promise made by countless survivors and groups in the past three weeks. So, in anticipation of great deeds to come, the CMS strike groups have been merged into the Darvalls and the Chudleys. Further information on both can be found on the CMS page. In the mean-time, we hope that it's not too optimistic to say we'll see you in the food court of Caiger Mall once the attack's begun. Tyler Whitney0 05:35, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

Re: Why should I join Ghetto Cow?

  • Q: What things would GC require of potential members? --Ev933n 04:14, 6 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Q: What problems would GC have with my character not joining their conflict in Ridleybank because my secondary character lives there? --Ev933n 04:14, 6 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Q: Why rats? --Ev933n 04:14, 6 January 2007 (UTC)
    • Notes: I personally have housed several as pets (read: friends). --Ev933n 04:15, 6 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Q: Why scotch? --Ev933n 04:14, 6 January 2007 (UTC)

Cap'n Silly

What's up Underpr.... Ah, crap, Skitchipoo's already done that. Anyhow, I was reviving some guys at St. Izzy's as ya do in Malton, when I saw "Ghetto Cow Rules! Check The Wiki!" So I checked the wiki and found Ghetto Cow. (iym s0 smrt) You seem like the sort of alternative group I like, moving from one big fight to another , instead of hanging around one suburb. You'll find me being dumb at Latrobe, shooting at zombies, reviving people, and telling jokes about my granny. --Cap'n Silly 18:40 11 January 2007 (UTC)



Sorry about that, It could not be helped. Your group is just so funny. Here have a template.

God.jpg Behold the power of...

Apex Almighty!]]

Apex Almighty has been here, and he likes this page! Be sure to visit the areas of the wiki the mighty one has created, the Urban Dead Timeline and Mall Information Center! And Be sure to See the The James Earl Jones Awards.

The thing i liked about you page is the hole Cow thing, the name Ghetto Cow, and the little Cow Pick on your front page.

hey, remind your members something

not every zed in saint swithuns is a kill on site zed... i got nearly killed by on of your members, why? maybe because i happen to be in the fucking clinic cause i got pked by a gorup supposidly protecting malton, ya, you guys do a fine job 2...--Darkmagic 01:06, 11 April 2007 (BST)

Who was the Member who pked you? --Lizii 09:27, 24 April 2007 (BST)
You know what the real problem is? Whoever attacked him didn't finish the job.... I think Lach took care of this already. --Skitchipoo 00:15, 25 April 2007 (BST)
O well i dont see the big deal so what one of our members killed you while you were a zed it happens. Maybe im laid back but all id do in this situation is get in line and wait--       02:00, 25 April 2007 (BST)

Yeah, Lach took care of this right after the message was posted. --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 02:04, 25 April 2007 (BST)

Oh, I was on it. And I still am. Mmm, mango tea...--Lachryma 05:09, 25 April 2007 (BST)


Hey folks - i hear you guys are a fantastic group of survivors that have needles...needles!

Can i hide behind you lot and fire randomly at the herd of zombies?


Actually, I'd prefer if the forces WERE split up a bit. I'd really like to stop them at Tynte but if they take it I want them to have an even HARDER fight at Nichols. Of course remember they might go east to Hildebrand first, who knows! --Benigno 13:17, 6 March 2007 (UTC)


Hellow GC. NIE Talk|CAPD|U! 20:35, 6 March 2007 (UTC)


Just saying hi.SteelVortex2 22:33, 7 April 2007 (BST)


Just wanted to drop in and say I'm flattered that my Channel 4 News Team propaganda posters are presented on your page. Its nice to know I my boredom birthed something of merit for once! Stay classy! Tovarisch Khrushchev 03:53, 15 February 2007 (UTC)


Hey. You guys got wish number 4 granted. There's a crowd of 70+ survivors in Blackmore holding off 150 zombies outside! And those survivors are putting up a good fight. The zeds haven't been able to take over Blackmore yet for the past month! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 14:41, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

New Recruit

So I've basically been watching your page since I saw you guys at Sticklingrad, and well, what can I say, I think rats and scotch are funky to the crazy-eth power. Is it possible that this hungry little boy with a runny nose could play in the street as the cold wind blows in the Ghetto? N'otherwords, can I join up with you guyses? --Andre Aloisius 01:01, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

nods to Cap'n Silly

thanks for not killing me, and... Wow, i'm actually honored. *signs Cap'n Silly's cat* - Rotticus 16:44, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

Random enough?

So your coming down to Nichols, eh? Heh, make sure to say hi while your there.If not then, I guess i'll have to just annoy you by following you.I'm tired of dying, stop killing me..--Killjoy2 21:13, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

Mind if i join?

So, do you mind if i join this group? Just to let you all know i am Sp's friend.--Hlfranklin 02:39, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Join away, buddy! --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 13:36, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Other Groups saying stuff

  • Lmao. I love you guys. Wanna be allies with my group? We're pretty new as well, but we're gettin' up there! -- Ragnarok-x Eir x
    • As my partner Eir said, we're pretty new, but we're getting there. Right now, we're working in the Pashenton/Earletown area, mostly helping out BOW with its new revive point. Stop by if you're in town.--_Vic D'Amato__Dead vs Blue_ 07:05, 6 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Good Morning. Good to see you folks in Ridleybank and thank you for the compliments on our wiki site. Truly you seem to have great potential and the Red Guards will be honored to re-educate your members. -- Murray Jay
  • Hey. I'm was a member of ZAF and now i guess I am part of Ghetto Cow, and if it;s okay with you Then I would help Zombie slay3r and the others of ghetto cow in East Boundwood. Thnx and I'm happy to be part of your crazy cool group. - Firequag
  • Long time no see. The ZAF has come to the conclusion that we will not be able to reach our full potential working alone. Firequag and I have decided that we would merge or join your group, with your permission of course. I have noticed on your communication board that there is not very much interaction between the members in Ridleybank and those still residing in East Boundwood. If it is alright with you, I would like to supervise your efforts in East Boundwood since I have quite a large amount of experience in leadership. Additionally, could you please tell us where your HQ is in East Boundwood so we can meet up with your other members? Hope to hear from you soon. --Zombie slay3r 01:05, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Sure we'll hold the fort even though are numbers remain at 2. The northern part of Malton is pretty quite and it sure would be nice to have some scotch after bashing in brains, we would appreciate the rats too!;-). BTW I'm ZAF's newest member fireQuag and we will be happy to accept and give any help.- Quag/Zombie Annihilation Faction
  • The ZAF has noticed that you guys are moving to Ridleybank. Good luck and good hunting.
  • From the Black Bloc, affiliate of the Malton Anarchist Federation, we welcome you to the area, we operate out of West Boundwood, but I'm sure we will see one another! The bash is coming to your suburb soon.
  • A proud hollerback from AlQilya! Appreciate ya'll stopping by and checking us out. We look forward to busting some godless zeds with you in the future! --Jon D'oh 20:32, 10 November 2006 (UTC)
  • The Knights Templar welcomes you to Malton. Your group page is really nice, and the cow pic is awesome. We wish you the best in your endeavors. Merry Christmas.--Ablesentinel 16:54, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Party's Over, We're Outies

This Caiger Mall operation is a joke. Period. Shacknews is away working their havok on another mall, and we can't get enough people together to keep ourselves safe CLOSE to Caiger, let alone even fighting for Caiger itself.

Ghetto Cow is cordially invited to join AlQilya in Gulsonside, where we endeavor to rid the area, and surrounding suburbs of the zombie menace. There's a slew of great places to play, our base is within 2 AP of cool mall.

Please seriously consider our request. We truly dig ya'll, and don't want a shitty experience like this be the cause for ending a partnership this cool.-- Jon D'oh 20:16, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Greetings from the DHPD

Hi Guys. Noticed you found your way into Dunell Hills and I'm here to say hi, welcome you to the area and offer you our support, should you need it. I would also like to extend an invitation for your group leaders to join the DHPD Message Board so that we can communicate and co-ordinate. If you are unfamiliar with our organisation then check out the DHPD Front Office for details of who we are and what we do. -- Officer Otep 15:36, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

Greetings from the Malton Girl Scouts

I was randomly browsing this emminent wiki when I stumbled across your page. I totally love your style and I am hoping perhaps some of you could hook up with some of us in a famous Girl Scout Party. Stay classy Guys, Love --Gethsemani 09:25, 26 December 2006 (UTC)

Potiential Allies

Hey, I am Poodle of doom of the Knights Templar, and wish to extend an offering to you. I wish to become allies with you. If this is acceptable, please post your response below. Thank you, and good luck in everything that you may attempt and do. - Poodle of doom, Knights Templar Leader

Guys,.... I love the refernce to us! Its freaken' sweetness! Thanks guys,.... we have you listed as one of our allies now. -Poodle of doom, and the Knights Templar

The Knights Templar May need Assistance

Sorry to bother you. We have an issue that I am a bit concerned about in Kempsterbank. I am currently contacting all the allies of the Knights Templar ahead of time. I do not know if there shall be any incedents in the future, but would like to know if we have support from our allies if the need arises (Which would be why I am contacting you guys). There was a posting on our discussion page here recently that give a vague threat towards our group. I told the group that I don't mind working with them, but there was no need to be threatening. That is was better to make peace then war. Needless to say,... if they continue to be threatening, and choose to launch a strike agains us, I wish to know if we can count on assistance from you? --Poodle of doom 23:35, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

Well, come to find out they're just a bunch of newblets. We may not need help after all if they should challenge us. Thanks for the kind responses from all your members, and for your support. It will not be forgoten.--Poodle of doom 02:28, 10 January 2007 (UTC)


Hi, just saw your message on the discussion page. Thanks! I've noticed Latrobe seems to be a hotspot lately for zombies. But yeah, we mainly do the revive thing when people need any. Feel free to ask us to revive any of you guys (if the need should arise)

Heed the Call!

Brothers of Humanity! The glorious RAF is trying to hold The Blackmore Building, which would hopefully distract the vile hordes at Nichols Mall and possibly spread their numbers thin! Well, are you with the RAF?--Canuhearmenow Hunt! 01:52, 20 April 2007 (BST)


I just started another character - can I join? --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 13:10, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

I have a well developed Necrotech guy who's boring himself to death. what are his marching orders?--Vista 16:28, 8 April 2007 (BST)

I'm a struggling lvl 1 civilian, found this group by randomly browsing groups on the wiki. Rats and scotch were mentioned and that's where you had me. I'll head over to Molebank tomorrow, I'm not much use but ........hell, I'm not much use, see ya. --ClydeFrog 23:36 5 May 2007

Freelance Military Operations

Hey there! its Kaisuke, formerly from Ragnarok... everyone disappeared so i started my own group, the FMO
just thought id stay in touch and show that your friends across the boarder (well on the other side of town) are still here!.. a bit. --Dark 16:04, 27 March 2007 (BST)

Die Angriff-Maschine

Hey, it's Kyrygvald of Die Angriff-Maschine. Thanks for stopping by our page! We're having a really rough start, but we're starting to recover from the mass annihilation of our position a couple days ago. Yeah one day, i hope we'll have a main base in Danversbank/Whittenside and have smaller groups of maschinists going to different suburbs helping out wherever. So we'll hopefully see you around! -Kyrygvald- 10:54, February 17th, 2007 (UTC)

Yup only 2 so far! I've gotta stir up some recruits to help hold our position from the Feral Undead. There's lots of other survivors working with me that i'm happy about, but they're not with us. Sure let's be allies! =) good luck to you with helping out that mall! Kyrygvald February 22, 2007

You're now in our ally section too! Sure, when you're all bored, come down to Danversbank. With the Feral Undead right next door, there's always some zombie assault to throw back! Plenty of zombies to kill here. =) More than i'd like right now. =/ February 22, 2007 15:39 (UTC) -Kyrygvald-

Hey how's Ghetto Cow been doing since my last message here? I see your numbers have increased a lot! hah, we finally got our third member a couple days ago! =) sorry to hear your tanning bed idea in Ridleybank didn't work out! you'd think they'd like a little color... other than rot green. We fully support you in your war against sheep!! I used 2 of the templates, but don't worry, i gave credit to your genious creators. We're in Kinch Heights now. If you're looking for some action, Mall Tour 07's probably gonna hit Pole Mall in West Grayside VERY soon. Maybe we'll see you there in it's defense! =) April 9th, 2007 16:35 (UTC) -Kyrygvald-

Indeed! We work pretty well together! We're just getting all situated to find out what does and does not work within our group. The MOB attack's pretty intense too, but we're starting to deal them a headache. Other cool groups in the surrounding suburbs are helping us out too! Kyrygvald May, 2nd, 2007 14:40 (EST)


I noticed in the C4NT forums that you guys are planning on going to follow the Tour. When the tour reaches Dowdney Mall, please have one of your leaders swing by the Dribbling Beavers' forums and register for an account. The Beavers are trying to maintain good contact of any visiting groups that may come help defend our suburb. Thanks! --Sexy Rexy Grossman 09:18, 23 February 2007 (UTC)


Hey guys, greetings from the Zone Defenders of the Survivor Security Zone. I was wondering if you would like to join our alliance in making Malton a better and safer place for all survivors. Just go ahead and add yourselves to the group list on our page, and have a GC representative on our forum (read: Lach, come over and say hi!) --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 05:36, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

What's up with holding a random building in Ridleybank anyways? --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 23:05, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

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