Just for you
This is where you can complain and air your grievances if we ate, clawed, shot, axed, stabbed, exploded or generally have been not quite cricket with your ass.
Who knows? If we really like you, you might just get your own section on the main page. Lord knows we love fanmail and will do anything to make this community a better place (for you and for me and the entire human race).
Hey guys, this is PFC Walker from Kingdom of Loathing (some of you folks might recognize me from /c foodcourt). Just thought I'd drop by and say "hi"!
Feel free to visit, I'm currently up by Caiger Mall in Darvall Heights.
Hey Walker, always good to see a KoL face. Unfortunately we won't be heading to Caiger any time soon but if you want to help out in lovely Spicer Hills and Old Arkham, do drop by. Plenty of shiny happy people here to shoot, stab and maul. Plus they get their panties in a bunch, which makes it all the much better. Nothing like knotting panties... hmm, panties
Greetings Loathers. Uh you wouldn't happen to have a forum where I could go to would you ?--Brian Caden
Hi Brian, our forums for Urban Dead are the same as the forums for Iocaine Powder. Just google and click. In order to access any of the subforums (including Urban Dead) you must be known by a clan member in KOL.
Right well would you guys have any members who actively post in the Kol Forums ? To be honest I don't play kol much these days.--Brian Caden
Where is gus117x?
Since you got this hunt going on I though you would like to know I saw gus1173 as a zombie S.E. of the NT building in Spicer Hills. GPS [26,91], time and date Sept 6 2006 Around 3:50-4:00 PM. Nice to see some KoL players here.
Heya! Good to see you too. Thanks for the Gus-sighting, that man's got more lives than Elvis. Fortunately, he's often just as dead. Keep a sharp look-out for live Gusses. Can't have those running around messing up our pretty neighbourhood.
I saw gus1173 again, I am the same guy who posted above. He is in a bulding called the Brockliss Building GPS cords. are [25,90] Spicer Hills. --1337p5yc0 19:14, 15 September 2006 (BST)
Hah, much thanks! Gus was corpsified at Brockliss, thanks to a shotgun and your excellent report.
He is at the paul bulding now, its pretty heavily barricaded. You might get in by entering near a factory south and just traveling from building to building.--1337p5yc0 22:11, 22 September 2006 (BST)
Sorry about not using the discussion page before changing where Gus was - I didn't think to check the discussion page at all until today. He's no longer at Josaphat General but if he's still in Lockettside and I come across him, I'll report here first. Again, sorry about breaking etiquette. --Novus 00:54, 13 October 2006 (BST)
Good news everybody I saw a gus1172 inside the Pippard Building [23,93]. --1337p5yc0 22:57, 19 October 2006 (BST)
The moratorium on the shooting of Gus117x has been lifted. We encourage and applaud your efforts to rid Malton of this devious zerger.
The history of our 'alliance' with Ltpotter
Ok Somthing tells me that you are not my allies. -- Ltpotter
What is it that has made the hearts of man so hard, and so incapable of forgiveness? Is it so impossible that we have been convinced by your program? We would just like to be your friends. Your special friends. Your very special friends.
um ok, but if you wish to join up with me, you will have to stop pking random poeple on the streets. Otherwise people are going to think that I'm a PKer, and I'm not.--Ltpotter 20:32, 20 October 2006 (BST)
We wouldn't dream of shooting random people on the streets! We serve them a proper warrant first, saying
"(Profile and Name of Criminal) is wanted for the crimes of (List crimes code. He has been warranted on (Date). Warrant Issued by (Your name)".
It's all quite by the book. And then we shoot them. They're also not random people at all: we know them quite well, and have shot quite a couple quite a number of times. Quite. Besides, summary execution under article 1 of the APFD is what we're all about. The people being shot have often assaulted and battered us, law-abiding APFD officers - this aggression will not stand, man. The Dude will not stand for it.
Oh.... Well then welcome abord, just do what it says on the recurtment area and you'll be all set. Welcome abourd, and sorry for the inconveniance--Ltpotter 01:19, 21 October 2006 (BST)
Sorry it's just when I saw this page, It made me think you were PKers.--Ltpotter 01:20, 21 October 2006 (BST)
Ok Guys look, I just had word that you guys attacked a place, Look that's not our way! Ether you guys shape up, or your fired, understande!--Ltpotter 17:07, 22 October 2006 (BST)
You guys have FUCKED UP NOW! I'm afrade I have no choice but to end conetions to your group. --Ltpotter 21:10, 23 October 2006 (BST)
Oh ye of little faith. You'd rather trust reports from random strangers than your own group members. We have worked completely within the Supreme Directives of the Arkahm Thingamajig, issueing warrants wherever we went. No blame lies with us. You - on the other hand - you yourself have not been completely honest with us. You too are a sinner, but unlike us you have not yet redeemed yourself.
However, true to the enlightened teachings we have received at Club Queer, we are willing to give you a second chance. If your repentance is sincere. To this effect we propose that you stand outside the Bowring PD and ask us all for forgiveness. If you are truly sorry for your evil ways and all the hurt you've caused us, we will embrace you with many hugs and all is well. If you fail to show however, we have no choice but to leave your group of one. Of course you understand full well that a group as innocent and pure as Iocaine Powder, could never be led by an unrepentant sinner. --Strangerer 11:49, 25 October 2006 (BST)
The alliance of Iocaine Powder and Ltpotter was dissolved within days (ney, hours) of these last communiques. Sadly, the rift had grown too large and we had no choice but to go our separate ways. The announcement below was posted on the front page of our wiki soon after certian information came to light about Ltpotter (see below) --Dead gary coleman 10:17, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
Previous Front Page Announcement - Iocaine Powder members would like to inform the communities of Old Arkham and Spicer Hills of our resignation from the AFPD organisation, effective immediately. This decision was not reached lightly and it is due to recent information (Talk:APFD_Front_Office) that has come to our attention from DHPD's Squad Ops Chief Marcus Payne. We must share with you our immense disappointment with the past actions of AFPD's Chief, Ltpotter. Further, we feel that Ltpotter's continued presence in the Arkham/Spicer Hills area is untenable for zombies and survivors alike and have requested that he leave the immediate area as soon as he has made his final arrangements.
With Solemn Resolve,
The Team at Iocaine Powder
A Brave Experiment
The area of the southwest seems ideal for our brave new experiment. The decidedly non-centralized location of the ghost-town known as New Arkham has made it ideal for an open society. Here is the draft of an idea thrown together by a commitee of sleep deprived geeks.
I am Secruss of the Reanimations.
I have had a glorious vision concerning the zombies of Malton.
If you wish to share it with me, come here. Bring friends. I can’t contact everyone.
--Secruss 23:38, 19 August 2007 (BST)
Not dead yet?
I'm going to assume you dudes are no longer playing Urban Dead. No offense intended, please don't hurt me. I just feel as a fellow KoLer I can remove you as an active group in Spicer Hills. I doubt anyone will notice or even care. You can contact me at the same name in KoL if you're really pissed. Sorry, my hippy stone is unbroken. --WhimOrClutters 01:04, 13 January 2008 (UTC)