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Tactical Strike Force

I have talked to the other Generals and we are all in agreement to be allies with you if it is ok with you, I think things will work out better for the both of us since we will be backing each other up. If you want, I could create a forum for both the TSF and Knights Templar to discuss things and talk to each other as far as plans go and so on, the option is up to you. If you have any questions you can email me at or leave me a personal message on the TSF forum. Thanks again and we will patiently await your decision.

--User:Naniki 02:30, 21 September 2006 (BST)-4th General Of TSF


sup guys, we're not in Kempsterbank anymore, fyi.


Shack Horde.

Neither are we!, fyi. -Ablesentinel 16:29, 10 October 2006 (BST)


I like how The Knights Templar claimed victory for evicting us from Kempsterbank a week ago. So we're back again, eating your heads and ransacking your suburb. Enjoy the show.


Shack Horde

Come now, play nice horde. Submitting the facts is one thing, but throwing bricks seems a bit uncalled for. I think the horde already made their point with the first comment. --Kentor 17:20, 3 October 2006 (BST), SNR Zombologist
We shall rescind said bricks (and chip) after you revise your statements to reflect fact, and not wishful thinking. Our battle was neither "violent" nor "ongoing" -- it consisted of a one-night feeding and subsequent departure from your lands. Nor was there any "pushing the zeds back" that has been spoken of. --12:49, 3 October 2006 (EST)
Don't mind him, he doesn't like breathers. Myself I think you were quite tasty. --Jlaw 18:07, 3 October 2006 (BST)
Ummm... if you two would read my signature, I'm the resident Zombologist from SNR, not The Knights Templar. I maintain your wiki pages. --Kentor 18:08, 3 October 2006 (BST), SNR Zombologist
Ah, so you are -- my bad. I went ahead and removed the text that you found uncouth.. stil, I'll play nice again once TK stops misrepresenting the facts. That's the only reason I throw chip. --14:02, 3 October 2006 (EST)
Don't worry, I'm sure you are tasty too!--Jlaw 18:14, 3 October 2006 (BST)
No, he's right, Knights Templar had absolutely nothing to do with the Shackhorde leaving Kempsterbank. --Claym 18:32, 3 October 2006 (BST)
I don't disagree with that point, I just dislike, "I hope you're enjoying wallowing in your own delusional inefficacy." It seems rather uncivil. --Kentor 18:35, 3 October 2006 (BST), SNR Zombologist
You should have said, "WHY YOU THROW CHIP?"--Jlaw 18:38, 3 October 2006 (BST)
True... I missed a great opportunity there. --Kentor 19:37, 3 October 2006 (BST), SNR Zombologist

Just wanted to say that we never directly said we pushed you out. Just that we had pushed a lot of the horde out and that we were making progress against the hordes. -Poodle of doom

Just wanted to say nice job on mcneil towers!--VitorBelfort 10:04, 6 November 2006 (UTC)

Tactical Area Rescue has moved a team up to your area in hopes to establish an alliance with you. we hope to help you with any problem we can and would like to help you fix up your suburb to it's original state. if you would like an alliance please post in our talk area

Sharline Jade

It's nice to see we have become allies here is our forum site:

Pulling out

Tactical Area Rescue will be pulling out officialy on october 27. we wish you luck in keeping your suburb. I don't know how much help we were but we hope to work better next time. Don't forget if you ever need anything don't be afraid to give us a call or if you need to lye low for awhile come on down. May the south Rise again

Ahhhhhh TAR must you really leave us? It was nice having you here. Thanks for helping us. :)

--Silkentresses 16:16, 26 October 2006 (BST)

Some of us are staying around for a little longer then that but we have pressing issues back home that need attention. if you ever need to contact us our frequency is 26.95MHz.


Greetings Knights, this is Klentis Maccabee from the Wykewood McZeds chain. I felt a great disturbance in the force and, upon checking, noticed that your promising franchise in Kempsterbank has been wiped from the face of the McZeds registry. An unfortunate closing due to relentless zombie assault, or a prankster pulling down your green arches in the middle of the night, I do not know. I thought it my duty to bring this to your attention, however, and salute you with my burger cape should this mark the end of your affiliation. --Klentis Maccabee 18:23, 27 October 2006 (BST)

What exactly is it that you are babling about on my wiki page? - Poodle of doom

Thank you Klentis Maccabee for bringing this to our attention. I have taken the liberty of fixing the problem and I'm proud to say we are back up and running under new management. -Ablesentinel 21:21, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

I still fail to understand what exactly it was that you were looking to accomplish. Perhaps Able could explain this on the group list to me please? - Poodle of doom

A Semi-Serious Message

Cookie.jpg A FREE COOKIE
Labine50 has given Knights Templar a cookie for running so damn many hospitals. Thanks.

--Labine50 MH|ME|P 18:51, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the Cookie. Just one quetion,.... Where's our milk? 'Cause if you give the Knights Templar a cookie, they'll want a glass of milk! -Poodle of doom

Milk.gif A Free Glass of Milk
Labine50 has given Knights Templar a glass of milk for {{{reason}}}.

--Labine50 MH|ME|P 03:25, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

Ghetto Cow says...

Thank you for your lovely comments! We try our best to slap together a nice group page. Your kind welcome to Malton is a litte...late, but no matter! You guys seem like a really organized, effective group, so we hope you hold your nice suburb, stay safe, and keep working together so well!--Lachryma 04:49, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks. We hope you do well in yours as well.... if you ever need a hand,.... maybe we can help. - poodle of doom


Ally request

Why of course we'll be allies with you nice people! That's a great...oh wait, we were supposed to reply on our talk page. Oh well, life goes on. Anyway, we would be proud to have such fine allies, and in addition we invite you guys to join in the fun of Caiger Mall, which currently has 200 zombies attacking its NT. Its a siege worthy of legend, and we could use some more warm bodies! Moving along, we will put your group as an official ally, and we wish you luck and safe hunting!--Lachryma 05:01, 6 January 2007 (UTC)

Thanks Guys,.... I will inform the group, however we're stationed in Kempsterbank, and I think we're going to be stationary there for quite some time. - Poodle of doom

Recruitment add

Your add excedes the word limit of 200 words by a considerable amount... Please adjust it apropriatly or I will do it for you. Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 21:43, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

I will see what I can't do to take care of that right away. Thanks for the update! :) -Poodle of doom
I think I have it taken care of. If there are any more issues, feel free to post here, or contact me dirctly. You can email me at: - Poodle of doom

Brothers in Arms

Since Friday the 13th, the Knights Templar have been persecuted, another ally may be exactly 

what you need to tip the scales. In the same light, another enemy may do just the same. We, the Hellfighters, have commandeered the Jillard Building as our HQ. We wish to establish peaceful relations in Kempsterbank but a HQ was required. Knights Templar, you are either with us or against us, so I suggest that you allow our operation in the Jillard Building.From one survivor to another, I thank you.

The Hellfighters
It is advisable to make peace, and not war. You're welcome to fight at our side, but we shall not be bullied. We are in tight alliance with a great many groups,... most of whom, could dismantle you single handedly. You MAY use the Jillard Building, and need not ask our permission. However, I will advise you again that it is simpler, and more conducive to whatever goals you may have, or take up in the future, to make allies,... not enemies.--Poodle of doom 23:04, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

This is ridiculous. People are fighting, dying, and mocking zombies here at Caiger Mall and you survivors are at each others throats in your safe suburb?! What is wrong with you insane people? Hellfighters, you should have said you were going to operate in Jillard, and that you share the same survivor goals of the Knights. Poodle, you should not be throwing idle threats around. It is impossible to 'dismantle' a group, and any attempts might lead to the Hellfighters becoming a zombie group dedicated to eating you. So work together, keep your suburb safe, and don't even think of starting a PK war. That sound good?--Lachryma 00:22, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

That is our mission. To work togethor with other groups. We don't mind sharing. But due to the decision I and my council made, I have only one thing to say to the Hell Fighters: MOVE TO A DIFFERENT BUILDING! We came here when zeds ruled the place and fought them off... tried to fend off shacknews,.... then our allies came and gave us a hand pushing them out and cleaning up. Then, all of a sudden,... Out pops this group of freeloaders telling us what we will and won't do. What we will, and won't give them,... and give us the ultimatum of being enemies, and fighting over it?! What gives? Not to mention sleeping in resource buildings is stupid as can be,... Everyone in Kempsterbank agrees NOT to use resource building as HQ's. Also they'll need to follow the barricade plans too. Every other group helped us make it, and helps us enforce it. Along with keeping our radios, which we ourselves placed, to the Kempsterbank freq, of 27.55. All I have to say is "may their god help them be mindful of the toes they step on today,for they may be connected to the rumps that they'll have to kiss tomarrow!"--Poodle of doom 01:16, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
well put. though we don't like wars ourselves my group and it's allies have the same understanding. we build wyke hills back from the ground up with their help, and you can do the same just give it a chance and talk things out instead of just demanding what you want, it never ends good when groups do that. please try to talk this out. let us not forget this is humans versus zombies not humans versus humans.--Sharline Jade 01:30, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
To quote you Sharline Jade, well put. I don't want to fight them. Nor will I unprovoked. I just don't think its fair for everyone else to go out and do all the work, just to have some Bimbo group from next door come in telling you what to do. We don't mind sharing,... but they need to find some other building to use. HQ's are just about as dangerous as resource buildings. And to have a resource building, that doubles as a HQ,.... not a good combination. They need to move. --Poodle of doom 02:14, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
You have made an unwise decision- we did not know that Poodle of Doom owned an entire suburb. Unfortunately for you, we are not freeloaders nor newbies. We are survivors who want to lead instead of mooching off of another. You tookover a random building and that's what we wanted to do. Mr. Poodle, how would bolstering your defences and manpower be a threat to you? But, we see how it is. You would rather be "the head honcho" and make fun of us.
Your fellow survivors,
The Hellfighters

You guys are not very diplomatic...There's one indicator of newness. Your rather empty group page, lack of profile links, and utter disregard to manners also indicate a high level of newbie-ness. There's nothing wrong with that, and I'd be more then willing to help you guys slap together a better page, tell you about wiki stuff, and help you get settled somewhere...but only if you clean up your act and stop trying to piss people off. Ship up or ship out, in essence.--Lachryma 04:58, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Ever think that the non-descript page was deliberate? We know everything about you and you know nothing about us.

Isn't insulting players and lying about supposed epic battles much more of a newbie thing to do? We commend you Lachryma as one of the few, level-headed survivors in this zombie wasteland. Mr. Poodle on the otherhand, was given too much power too fast. He has taken credit for things that he did not do. Take a good look at diplomacy Lachryma, for that is the reason why the zombies will level Mr. Poodle's suburb.

Your fellow survivors,
The Hellfighters

Um...okay...All the zombies where exactly? Is the RRF coming to town? Mall Tour '07? The 200 zombies outside Caiger? You guys are aware that Kempsterbank is zombie free, right? And I have trouble believing that your wiki page is almost blank because of some brilliant plan. Why make a Myspace account about your group then neglect the wiki page? And FYI, putting a space in front of a line makes this huge gray box, which is ugly. Anyway, if you don't like the Knights, their leader, or their style, then hit the road. There are plenty of places in Malton where you can actually fight zombies and make a difference. Oh yeah, start signing your posts by putting ~~~~ after whatever you have to say. Learn a touch about the wiki and maybe you guys will get some respect around here.--Lachryma 20:46, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

I think at this point, if you think you can take us, go right on ahead! I'll let my group know. We won't strike first. However,.... be warned, our allies, and we, the Knights Templar won't go easily, or without making you, in essence, Permantly Dead. You demand of me, and I demand back. Please move. If you wish to take up arms over it I will notify my group. In essence,... Bring it on @#&^$*%!!! --Poodle of doom 01:10, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
Mr.Poodle, we have decided that we are not interested in a zombie free town. In the quest for glory, we will march north towards Caiger Mall to end the stalemate. You need not worry about the Hellfighters again as we head towards the zombie lines.

Your fellow survivors, --Gehennanow 04:36, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

Finally, the drama ends. No thanks to you, Poodle. Anyway, glad this didn't end in bloodshed. You know, there is a zombie apocalypse going on...--Lachryma 05:01, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for understanding,... I however wish to extend my condolences to your group. You are welcome to stay in Kempsterbank, however, we ask that you use a different building. That's all we ever really wanted. Our blessings are with you, if you travel north, or if you chose to stay. Just bear in mind my request, and that it is not a request. At this time, I would like to offer you safe harbor in our neighborhood for the time being, so that you may grow your group to substantial numbers. However, if you wish to decline, I can understand. I am willing to negotiate with you, and allow your group to maintain vigilance over half our suburb if you would like, until your members and group are strong in number and level. Please cosider my offer, and respond here. --Poodle of doom 05:12, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
After blacking out half of your city, we have agreed to disagree. We ask that you stop insulting our group. The difference between us is that you have everything to lose and we don't. We accept your gracious offer but it does not mean that we will be subject to ridicule. Meat shields or not, we will reorganize and then head towards Caiger Mall. By the way, do not take credit for Lachryma's diplomacy, we would have fought you to the death if it wasn't for her. All in all, we appreciate your offer and will embrace it with open arms.
Your fellow survivors, The Hellfighters

P.S. Can you hear me now?

I don't take credit for anything except wanting to kill all your groups chars! Can you hear me now? --Poodle of doom 03:55, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

Oh God, don't start it again. Look, a zombie just ate your friend. Run and revive him, and let these guys go their free way!--Lachryma 04:41, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for your hospitality Poodle of Doom, but we are headed towards zombie infested areas to clean them up.
May your path be legendary, --Gehennanow 20:36, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

Hello from the BK's

Hi i'm Vidad12 leader of the Black Knights and i was wondering if you wanted to get some sort of alliance going as we both have the same goals, protect people and destroy Zeds, me and the rest of the Black Knights, about 4 of us but where all spread about Malton trying to get recruits, are based at St Lukes Cathedral in Shearbank. Where trying our best to protect it and could use your help. Also whats your veiw on the Church of the Resurection. We hate there guts or whats left of them. Email me at if you need anything. --Vidad12 10:44, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

The Randoms

Request for Aid - Feb '07

Knights Templar, this is user:ZaqWer of The Randoms. We are currently engaging zombie hordes to our immediate west in Spicer Hills and Williamsville. Dartside to our northwest is also heavily infested. If things are relatively under control in Kempsterbank, we would appreciate if you could spare a contingent to fight the growing threat to the west, hopefully preventing it from spreading in our direction. If so, you should be able to meet ample justice on zombies in Williamsville, aiding our ally M.S.L.F. Thank you. --ZaqWer 06:18, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

Got your PM on our forums. I responded there with more detail. Glad you can help. --ZaqWer 16:08, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
FYI, we have pulled back from Spicer Hills back to Buttonville. Zombies from Williamsville are encroaching from the west. So, you should be able to meet up with us in western Buttonville. --ZaqWer 01:42, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

Blood And Water

Though I'm not with the KT anymore, I still remember where I cut my teeth. My allegiance shall not fail. My new group ACRID and I consider you de facto allies and we give you precedence with all our services. Feel free to call upon us if ever the need shall arise. -Ablesentinel 17:52, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Revivification Points

Your group/organization are attributed on the List of Revivification Points for maintaining the following RP(s) whose status have not been updated recently and are scheduled for deletion from the list:

  • Kempsterbank Ebbutt Road 57, 76

Please make sure to update the status and timestamp of your RP(s) at least once every two weeks. Thank you! --Gilant talk-DEM 23:11, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

Be Vigilant

Dear KT, thanks for all your help in Shackleville, however I am afraid that it is being overrun. I am telling you this so that you be conscious of zombie traffic along the northern border of Kempsterbank. If you want to help, there are zombies awaiting a revive at Swaffield plaza in Shackleville. Hopefully, the zombie scum will rot in hell before they reach your suburb. --Gehennanow 23:49, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

Question From an Ally

So, whatcha been up to? Lot's of bad feth going down in your suburb? Or is it nice there?--Lachryma 19:20, 24 March 2007 (UTC)

Well for a while we've been holding our own with a small horde of zombies who have invaded from the north in Shackleville. They mostly attacked and killed the wounded in our six hospitals and things are only now starting to calming down. And there are still about 20 of 'em holding in the area of our most distant hospitals, and safe houses around there are only so-so at best. So we've mostly gathered around our central HQ to keep the peace around where most of the 'burbs population now resides and sent a few brave members to help the KNW retake the hospital and convince the zeds that leaving might be a good idea. Oh and there has been massive amounts of over barricading which take time and AP to rectify since we don't want our 'burb to turn into another Wray Heights, especially with our heavy sprinkling of Entry points all over. JD 04:45, 28 March 2007 (BST)
Well, that sounds very fascinating...especially since you guys have lived in a safe suburb for ages. Glad to know you had some excitement!--Lachryma 04:50, 28 March 2007 (BST)
Yeah, it was boring as hell. Things were so slow we were eventually able to get the whole neighborhood on power (with radio transmitters). But now things are hot again and its bringing our message board back to life, and reviving some of our people that had just lost interest. Post Script: Damn that was a fast response -JD 05:10, 28 March 2007 (BST)

Hail from the Malton Mob

G'day to you laddies, I'm DragonRagnarok, underboss of the Malton Mob. As I'm sure you've noticed we've moved into Club Crook. We do not have any expansionist tendencies, we just needed a safe retreat from the periodic zombie waves that infiltrate Shackleville. I must say your revive point is fantastic. So think of this as our formal offer of a friendly coexistence. Yes, we are mainly a PKer group, but we do not kill randomly. We have specific targets and I insure that none of them will be Knights Templar, unless provoked (which I don't foresee happening). Cheers! --DragonRagnarok 15:07 EST, 4 Apr. '07

P.S. As a gesture of good faith, drinks at any of our clubs are 25% off for Knights Templar.
As far as I know you guys have never harmed us or our allies, and we have been needing a solution to our GK and RK problems, so welcome to Kempsterbank. We'll help you guys get back on your feet and on top of the club scene in both our burbs. JD 22:10, 4 April 2007 (BST)

requesting revive

Greetings not-so-gentle knights, your tinyurl to request a revive was not working. While still human i found a radio set to your frequency. Something in the far reaches of my now-rotting brain has guided me to Ebbutt road. Something still human that wants escape from this lifeless the corpse waits to be revived. Or more probably, head-shotted for more XP. Anyway, thanks for your time & in most likelihood, bullets. Cheers! the Zombie Magnum PI

Your a Rotter. Your stuck being dead. Live with it. We don't run a rotter clinic here! --Poodle of doom 16:53, 9 April 2007 (BST)
Somebody else already did it, so neener neener. Also, learn the difference between "your" and "you're". --Magnum PI 21:04, 13 April 2007 (BST)

Revive please

If you could be so kind, please revive me at ebbutt road (57,76), ,my number is 803144. Thanks for all the help!

Ah, I hadn't noticed you post, if you are still here, I'll stick ya in the morning Nick. JD 03:42, 30 April 2007 (BST)

Havok Storm you pompous git

I don't mind logging in to find myself dead, it's part of life in Malton, but scanning down to see how it happened, I see this little speech...

"You are being executed for being a zombie spy in accordance to orders by KT authority. May God have mercy on your soul for I will not"...

No, Havok Storm, my character Mrrrrgggg is not a zombie spy. He follows the dual nature policy, because the game is more fun that way. Rest assured that should I ever find you in a revive queue, your plaintiff Mrh?'s will go unheeded. And now there's one more zombie in your suburb, too, don't forget that... what a fine day's work, and a wise use of bullets. --Cman yall 11:01, 7 May 2007 (BST)

151st Brigade

Hello I am B0ba Fett, Leader of the 151st Brigade, And I was wondering if the Templars and the Brigade could be allies in this crisis.

Please message me back on my talk page

B0ba Fett 01:42, 9 May 2007 (BST)

Consider yourself contacted on your talk Page.... --Poodle of doom 02:36, 9 May 2007 (BST)

Help From Ghetto Cow?!

Sorry, we're too busy having fun (*cough*) in Molebank, so we can't save you from Jorm's MOB...sorry!--Lachryma 15:18, 15 May 2007 (BST)

Damn, thanks anyway, We'll just have to stick it out on our own then. JD 21:49, 16 May 2007 (BST)

Just a Bit of Clarification

The Militant Order of Barhah was merely passing through your suburb on the way to Ridleybank. We did so slowly, lightly cracking buildings and groaning to ferry feral zombies around.
We had no intention of applying our full assault onto Kempsterbank, nor did we even notice your supposed "defeat" of us. In fact, I, the leader of the MOB, was totally unaware of your existence until someone pointed me to the statements on your group page. If we had decided to strike your suburb, you would know (ask the people of Kinch Heights what that is like).
In short, feel free to claim that you "defeated" the MOB, but know in your heart of hearts that you were only privy to the merest of shadows of Barhah and were spared only because we had more pressing issues. Rest assured that we could have annihilated you from the face of the earth if we chose.--Jorm 01:43, 24 May 2007 (BST)

Feel free to come back for a rematch.... :) --Poodle of doom 03:51, 25 May 2007 (BST)
Now Now PoD, let us be civil. To put it in other words, try putting out some press releases to the masses so that clarifications such as these are not necessary. We barely even know who you are, what you do, or when you move away. Geez, clandestine groups can be so touchy when things are said and yet do nothing to prevent such things by telling their own side of the story. JD 04:46, 25 May 2007 (BST)
Well, we just cleared the Blackmore Building - 100 breathers - in 36 hours, soup-to-nuts. So we have a bit of an idea of what we're dong. The MOB was formed by several members of the original RRF War Council (myself, Beauxdeigh, Grim, Dangermouse) as well as older members of the Minions of the Apocalypse (Tymberwlf, Stroth, Toben). We're not very clandestine; we're just kind of quiet. Not of out of any intent for secrecy, just, you know. We're zombies. We kill things. It's not news when we do. If that makes sense.--Jorm 07:02, 25 May 2007 (BST)
Hey, I hear a RRF strike team AND the Papa of the RRF were at Blackmore too! No hogging all the credit!--Lachryma 07:10, 25 May 2007 (BST)
No; AU10 was hitting other buildings in an attempt to cut off escape routes. While it is true that they hit Blackmore on the first night of landing, they did so at low strength and low AP. Murray was striking with the MOB, but I don't remember if he was doing so as a member of the MOB (he is one, and a Brigadier) or as the RRF Papa; I forget which character he had there (you'd have to ask him). I'm not trying to disrespect AU10 or the RRF or the Feral Undead or any other group that had members there - not by any stretch. But we did the heavy lifting; we opened the 'cades, we did the bulk of the killing. It's not a question of "credit," anyway; he asked what we had done, and I was merely pointing out our most recent accomplishment.--Jorm 09:03, 25 May 2007 (BST)
I'm a feral who was at Blackmore before the MOB dropped by and I will verify Jorm's account of what took place there. A number of us had been sieging the place for weeks to little avail before the MOB showed up. Once they took the wheel Blackmore was cracked in no time. The defenders there were mostly high level and included a significant LCD presence. None of it mattered...they were swept aside almost effortlessly. No disrespect to the Knights, I'm sure you guys know what you're doing, but if the MOB had seriously gone after Kempsterbank you certainly would've felt it. Hopefully you will get the chance to scrap with them for real sometime; I expect everyone would have fun.--Jiangyingzi 18:30, 25 May 2007 (BST)
I think Murray was there in person. Anyway, that's absolutely fascinating. Woo for the MOB, filling Shacknew's shoes and honoring their legacy!--Lachryma 07:08, 26 May 2007 (BST)
I wouldn't call it "filling" rather than "reclaiming." Shack wasn't the first horde to do stuff like this, you know.--Jorm 07:12, 26 May 2007 (BST)
Of course, but Shacknews burst on the scene by finally killing Blackmore, despite other's efforts, which may sound familiar...--Lachryma 07:25, 26 May 2007 (BST)

PARD: Alliance

Things are starting to calm down up in Dakerstown, but help is always appreciated. With the help of our allies we have maintained most if not all of the resource buildings. All though, if you are up to the challenge feel free to come up and help out.

I will add you to our list of allies.

--Saint Murphy 22:33, 2 June 2007 (BST)

Consider you added to ours as well. We'd be happy to send a team if needed. Last I heard, there were about 10 zeds standing outside one of your hospitals. Has the problem been resolved? --Poodle of doom 02:21, 3 June 2007 (BST)
We aren't the group responsible for keeping the hospitals up and running. You might want to contact Crimson Clan, since they are the ones dealing with that sort of thing. The horde outside of the hospital has dissipated, but have since attacked the police department next door. Much of the horde is members of the PKer group IWM.--Saint Murphy 02:56, 3 June 2007 (BST)
We shall get in contact with them as well. Thank you. If you ever need our services, we do have a special ops team ready to go at a moments notice. Just jet us a message via the email on our main article page. --Poodle of doom 03:25, 3 June 2007 (BST)
Turns out the IWM have turned to us. We've been suffering daily break ins. There's only about ten or twelve people inside Pask at one time. They seem to be angry at me in particular. So, if the option for aid is still open we will take it. --Saint Murphy 02:48, 7 June 2007 (BST)
It most certainly is. I will inform my special ops team, and my special ops leader will be there with the team in a matter of a couple days. Are there any matters that need to be specifically addressed, or are you looking for the situation to just be addressed, and control to be reestablished? --Poodle of doom 03:56, 7 June 2007 (BST)

GIFD: Alliance

The G.I.F.D. would like to conclude an alliance with "Knights Templar". Members of GIFD move towards your district to help the local authorities --aragoldsc GIFD Francais 10:39, 23 June 2007 (BST)

Êtes-vous d'origine française comme les vrais Templiers ?

Yes, welcome to Kempsterbank, we are happy to have you with us, it seems only right to have an alliance as our namesake themselves were French in origin. JD 20:00, 23 June 2007 (BST)

QSG on tour

hello one of your members stopped in and welcomed us to the area. Just wanted to give you a heads up that we are taking the cades down in the Rowson Library. As part our open air policy, we are spending the weekend cade free. We hope this does not mess up your plans to defend the area. Thanks again. come join us for the party.----Sexualharrison MR ה TStarofdavid2.png Boobs.gif 13:42, 27 July 2007 (BST)

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And traveling is fun.

Please show your support {{QSGTour}}

Oh Knights Templar here me! The QSG is leaving this monday but are having a QSG style party in the Rowson Libary. We understand that it is an entry point for your mall defense. but just for this weekend can you please stop recadeing the building. again we are leaving monday. and the libary having no cades does not effect it as an entry point in anyway. this weekend think of the Rowson Libary as indoor revive point (a policy your group should start using)/ party, book reading. thanks----Sexualharrison MR ה TStarofdavid2.png Boobs.gif 06:20, 29 July 2007 (BST)

Black Knight's: Alliance

Sorry it's taken so long for me to respond but I've kinda been having a break from the game. I would like to enter an alliance with you but its only me thats left of the group. My second in command, Keith192, has been to busy to be play since he left school with his job and whatnot. I'm going to stay in Shearbank and help try and drive back the Zeds and maybe pick up a few recruits. --Vidad12 09:32, 15 August 2007 (BST)

No problem, and we probably both dropped the ball in this, as our former leader had been solely the one in the talks between our groups, and left under unsavory terms without having tied up loose ends or delegated the responsibilities. But moving past that, sure, we'd love to reforge an alliance with your group. I'll post a similar message on your group's discussion page in case you don't see this one. --JD 08:41, 17 August 2007 (BST)

Hi again I have been meaning to get in touch with you guys for a while but I've been busy and wasn't really sure about how to go about contacting you. Do you guys have a forum of somthing where we can discuss things or do you talk on this page or what. P.S Our numbers have reached five so we can probrly start to help you with any operations you've got going near our base. --Vidad12 14:00, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

Greetings from Detulux Incorporated

Good day, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Mr. S. Pain, and I am the founder of a small group known as Detulux Inc. Currently residing in Brooke Hills, tomorrow me and my company shall be relocating to Kempsterbank due to issues arising in our suburb (and current events in Shearbank). Basically, we intend to make the two tower buildings in Kempsterbank our new HQ, and so I thought I'd post a message here. After all, you don't help yourself to someone's fridge without asking, figuratively speaking. Once established, we'll abide by the Uniform Barricading Policy and help out survivors. We are also an equal opportunities group, so you'll have at least one Zed guarding the VSB tower. We extend our friendship to your group and hope to work with you in the future. -- S. Pain, Founder and Chairman of Detulux Inc 17:37, 15 August 2007 (BST)

Looks like you beat us to the introduction, but I'll just continue on your group's discussion page for sake of simplicity. --JD 08:41, 17 August 2007 (BST)

A heads up from The Malton Evolutionaries

We are a new group in Malton, and we have decided on kempsterbank as our starting suburb. There are currently about 11 of us, mostly level 1 and 2 but a few higher. We are waiting for the whole group to get the free running skill, but till then we are having to use the Sanford towers entry point as our base. As you will know this is causing us huge problems at being in such a low barricaded building, and every night we are getting a lot of members killed :P
Once we get our levels up we are hoping to move to another building closer to the resource buildings. The bornard building if it is free, Maybe we could discuss it in a more private situation :) Until then there are unfortunately a lot of zeds in need of a revive. we are using the ware walk revive point, but I think it is only spiradicaly checked. Any help in this will be muchly appreciated :)
We hope we can work together with you in the future to secure the Kempster area, and use it to stage attacks on the surrounding suburbs.
Our wiki page is not complete yet, so has no link from the groups listings, but feel free to check us out and contact us through our discussions page. The Malton Evolutionaries --Swalesey 21:02, 3 September 2007 (BST)

Well, looks like Kempster is taking a bit of a beating as of late :/
We are currently trying to coordinate ourselves a bit better, as we have some good skills amongst us now. Hopefully between us, we might be able to return a bit of stability to the suburb.
--Swalesey 15:06, 2 October 2007 (BST)

The Big Bash II

Hello, I'm Kate Adie from the BBC News Team and I'm covering the Big Bash attack on Pole Mall. I understand that some of your members are helping defending the Mall and was hoping that one of them might be interested in being interviewed with regards to this.

It could either be some Q&A or preferably a real time interview over msn/etc.

Let me know anyway.--Kate Adie 16:28, 21 November 2007 (UTC)


What on Earth?

Helo, this is Yonnua Koponen. Would you mind tellign me why on Earth your member RCRC decided to kill me? If you do not give adequate reason, I shall be forced to condemn you for such. Yonnua Koponen 20:10, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

I'm sorry it has taken us so long to get with you on this matter. I hope you have not yet condemned us. We have never had a member by that name. We do not PK without adequate reason. If you could provide us with his UD profile, we will talk to him. We do not appreciate players using our group name. -Ablesentinel 17:53, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

PKer in Kempsterbank

Hello Gentlemen. I'm James Madley from the S.T.A.R.S. Lately, we had a little Problem with a Pker named Baby Clubber, who kill several STARS Members and Survivors in East Grayside and surronding areas. This PKer has moved to Kempsterbank along with us now for reasons unknown. If you see him a one for your Revive Points (such as Ebbut Road), please do not revive him, if you seen him inside any Building, please KOSAG. More Info available in the STARS Forum, good day. --James Madley 22:29, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

Revive Point Killing?

Thats a bit low, don't you think? :/----Ash  |  T  |  яя  | 23:33, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

So, you got sympathy for someone who does the same? --James Madley 21:11, 12 January 2008 (UTC)


Keep your boy in check, he vandalized the Feral Undead wiki page, and I have already reported him for it. If this kind of behavior continues we may start taking it personally.--Bullgod 14:54, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

Flotsam?? Can it be?

What has become of this once noble group? Where once the templars were a bastion of hope in Kempsterbank, they have now become living symbols of the rot and complacency that has overtaken the suburb. --Hibernaculum 20:58, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

Not so fast, we may have been overrun along with every other group throughout the rest of the city, but we're still kicking, and working to bring our fair 'burb back to life. We may have been slacking before, but having seen our home laid to waste in the last few weeks has only served to spur us back to fighting trim! JD 18:30, 29 March 2008 (UTC)
We'll see. --Hibernaculum 01:46, 10 May 2008 (BST)
DiseasedRose.jpg A Sickly Rose
Someone has left a disease stricken red rose on your doorstep...

A woefull and misbegotten attempt to 'spur' you guys into shape indeed. I see the fires have gone out, not to be relit any time soon. As an ex-templar, it was my hope to see the KT had recovered from their own little implosion and are back on their feet. Being in the area, we figured we would pay a short visit to see if there was any gas left in the KT tank. It just looks like you guys are now patsies for the Fortress. Ah well. It is what it is. Good luck to you JD. --Hibernaculum 05:29, 17 May 2008 (BST)

Friendly Neighborhood Rotter

I'm still in town, still helping the cause in Kempsterbank and the surrounding area. If you'd like to add this to your page, please do so:

Fatmommazombie.jpg Who Want to be a Superhero?
This user or group wants to eat
brain-filled donuts with Fat Momma.

--Fat Momma 14:55, 15 April 2008 (BST)

Thank you Fat Momma. Your help has been most appreciated. AbSent 15:10, 15 April 2008 (BST)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre

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Currently the suburb in question is Kempsterbank but one response to this query will be all that is needed to protect your group link on all suburb pages. I know this is a random request but its for all groups regardless of size. Thank you. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 20:04, 16 July 2008 (BST)

Oh, like you really didn't know already. I somehow doubt that even the powers in Hades could cease our activities within Kempsterbank. So, are you really going to ask the Malton Fire Department too? --AbSent 03:25, 17 July 2008 (BST)
yes. We did. thank you for your time. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 19:38, 28 July 2008 (BST)

Wiki template

Do you guys think we should make a template to put in user/group/ally pages?BassGuy 21:37, 13 September 2008 (BST)

{{Knights Templar}}
--Beno 09:05, 21 January 2009 (UTC)


The Browncoats declare open war on the infidels. --Blanemcc 10:49, 15 October 2008 (BST)

Hey freams

The SKorpions may cruise through your turf, and kill some freams. Just don't spoil our fun. --PFC 22:47, 17 October 2008 (BST)

Concering the Noise Abatement Society

Hi, I'm here representing the South Malton Watch, and I just want to inform the Knights Templar that we have also decided to help combat the Noise Abatement Society's attempt to keep St. Ferreol's Hospital ruined. You may have been contacted by the Sendell Saints on this matter too, we're all working together, since the Society is working against all of our goals to maintain peace in the South. Apocalyptic doom 01:26, 19 October 2008 (BST)

Calmly, quietly

The RRF is building strength in your suburb, i suggest we abide by the river tactics as laid out by the DEM and we evacuate Kempsterbank and West Grayside, or atleast prepare for the imminent fight that is approaching, please contact me back. --Eric bessette 17:53, 24 October 2008 (BST)

P.S. congrats on the Ally status with the DEM. please do help out.

Hey, i got your message on Our forum, i would indeed be honored to be your ally. I will put it on the AZS page immediately.--Eric bessette 05:10, 25 October 2008 (BST)

Major Events and Victories

When you say you "have gained substantial ground" I assume you are referring to Ebbutt Road RP? :D Billy Forks 12:28, 25 November 2008 (UTC)

The Great Radio Group Massacre

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Hi there, folks. I know this may seem a rather strange request, but it's for all groups, regardless of size, to help keep the wiki up to date. Are you still active and using the frequency? --Jen 01:37, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

Heh, they're doing this for radios now? Its about time they cleared the old for some new groups to grab their own freq, but yes KT still uses this freq often, we also hear chatter of our neighbor/allies Detulux Inc, but I guess they'll have to answer on their own page, eh? -- JD 06:40, 16 December 2008 (UTC)

St. Ferreol's

Congrats on clearing us out of the hospital. You're lucky that needles had a ~50% search rate. :P --Ian McCootchy 00:26, 17 December 2008 (UTC)

Thank you, but it was not needles that favored the odds. In fact, we generally only require needles after you guys show up at our place. -AbSent 19:09, 17 December 2008 (UTC)
Aww, Ian! Give credit where credit is due! A good chunk of us were rotters, and it's no walk in the part to kick 8-10 zombies out of a place. Remember when you guys said I was probably giving them too much credit for a particular strategy I thought they might be using? ;) I'm mildly suspicious it WAS intentional, and methinks that it worked. Well played, you guys. --MillaD 03:34, 18 December 2008 (UTC)
I was just saying that the needle rates put you in a good position to hit us. Coordinating to clear all of us out of ST F's and repair it before we could stand up was all you. Well done. And damn, ninja'd by MillaD! --Ian McCootchy 03:35, 18 December 2008 (UTC)



Stop hand.png Recruitment
Your ad has been removed from the Recruitment page because of rules violation, specifically old timestamp. There is a guide here. Please re-add it if you are still active and recruiting.

-- Linkthewindow  Talk  14:21, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre, 2009

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This group was confirmed active. Thank you for your reply.

I'm sorry if this seems like a stupid question, but it's for all groups regardless of size. Linkthewindow  Talk  00:50, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

Something --Beno 19:32, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
Thanks! --Lois talk 10MFH 15:34, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

Blue Aegis Group

Hi, we're wondering how you'd feel about an alliance? --Captain Rickety 00:16, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

contact KT forum please --Beno 19:32, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

Recruitment Ad

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I'm sorry, but the image in your recruitment ad is too large. The maximum size is 76,000px and yours is 101,100px.--Lois talk 10MFH 19:26, 5 March 2009 (UTC)

Recruitment Ad revisited

Stop hand.png Recruitment
Your ad has been removed from the Recruitment page because of rules violation, specifically multiple reasons. See below. There is a guide here. Please re-add it if you are still active and recruiting.

Firstly, the image in your ad is still too large. (see my explanation on your talk page just above this section). Secondly, you must add a timestamp. Thirdly - you cannot place the ad directly on the page. It must be placed on another page and referred to on the Recruitment page as you would a template. (See the guide that is linked in the box above for details on how to do this.) If you require any help or have any questions, just visit my talk page! I'm always willing to help! Thanks! --Lois talk 10MFH

Slight PKing Problem

I seem to have a problem with people thinking I am a PKer.... I haven't played in two years, and haven't been an active PKer in over four years on this game (it happened only prior to having formed the Knights, and by several months at that!) Please do something about this. This vendetta you allow you town to hold is ruining a game. --Poodle of doom

-WTF?! But you ARE a PKer! --Beno 10:39, 8 July 2009 (BST)
WTF?!?! Look at when I posted it, and you'd see my current PKing Group hadn't been formed yet... -Poodle of doom 04:11, 11 July 2009 (BST)
I didn't see the date on your post.
Btw. you can't call killing (or labeling as suspicious) a person constantly associated with PKing groups a personal vendetta. --Beno 09:40, 16 July 2009 (BST)
Constantly associated with PKer Groups? This is the first one.... -Poodle of doom 17:12, 9 August 2009 (BST)

Recruitment Notice

Your advert: Knights Templar/Recruitment currently has a timestamp more than two months old. Please update it or the advert will be removed in two weeks. Additionally, you also have an advert that is nearly identical on suburb recruitment at Knights Templar/recruit. You might consider condensing them into one and saving yourself from updating two templates. -- User:The Rooster RoosterDragon User talk:The Rooster 19:26, 29 June 2009 (BST)

The WHYTRY dilemma

I'm here on behalf of the Chocolate Thunder. You probably haven't heard of us, because we operate out of Northern Yagoton; whereas, you operate out of Southern. Distance aside, it seems as if both of our group have had nasty run-ins with the group WHYTRY. For whatever reason, some of the WHYTRY members have taken up residence in several suburbs we operate out of, and they are becoming quite a hindrance to our groups' activity. I'm here asking for any information you can provide me on the group itself. Things like how experienced there are, how many of them there are, trends you might see in their movement, do they tend to sleep together or separately in random buildings? Literally, any information you can provide is detrimentally helpful. Thank you for your time. Chocolate Thunder out!! --Alevins 05:51, 3 July 2009 (BST)

-Please, visit KT forum (if you haven't already) and we can talk there a bit more privately... --Beno 10:36, 8 July 2009 (BST)

Hello Templars!

Hello! I am contacting you to see if you fellows are interested in participating in the 5th of November event this year. I realize it is rather early, but a group your size would be really helpful to the cause. :) Please let me know how you feel, or contact me for further details. Thanks!--Megameh 04:12, 23 August 2009 (BST)

Stuff on the front page....

Hey, I don't mean to be rude,.... but the poem at the begining of your page,.... I wrote that for the group when it was originally founded. Now, I don't mind you using the original text at all, meaning the general written words,.... but I would appreciate it if you wouldn't alter my work, and create a new peice of artwork out of it. Could I ask that you use the original written poem, or otherwise just not use it at all? -Poodle of doom 03:31, 14 September 2009 (BST)

Hi Poodle. What is the original text? I just copy and pasted what was on here before and put it in a different font on the textured background. I thought that WAS the original text. Let me know. Thanks. Roddy Winters 00:38, 16 September 2009 (BST)
What I was refering to specifically was the poem,..."Out of the dust, a valiant group rides,..." That poem. I'd appreciate it being reverted to the standard, non scripted text, with no background, or not being used at all. -Poodle of doom 05:10, 16 September 2009 (BST)

You response is either belated, or you have simply chosen to ignore my request. I am making another attempt to resolve this matter here. -Poodle of doom 06:12, 18 September 2009 (BST)

moved page

Knights Templar Wray Heights Divison has been moved to Knights Templar/Wray Heights Divison. Just notifying you so you know to use the latter from now on. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 06:27, 18 September 2009 (BST)

Orphaned page

Knights_Templar/CFSC is orphaned. I'm linking it here so it isn't anymore. Do what you will with it.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 09:46, 17 October 2009 (BST)

Still a work in progress, started it thinking I had some information I didn't. I'll link it up properly RSN. - M arcusF ilby T 20:48, 17 October 2009 (BST)
Not a problem, I was keeping it off the orphan list.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 22:14, 17 October 2009 (BST)

Suburb News

I think the current suburb news is entertaining....

For a suburb with 10 survivor groups listed as residents Kempster is in awful shape. All 6 Hospitals are ruined, and the central PD and NT are also in zombie hands. In fact only the Boardsies HQ in the Vigors Motel seems to be holding. The general lack of noise gets the Zombie Seal of Approval --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 12:53, 17 October 2009 (BST)

Good for a chuckle!! -Poodle of doom 13:37, 17 October 2009 (BST)

Yeah, some of the active groups need to be trimmed... I know that Detelux is disbanded, didn't want to go editing til I could dig up a confirmation to point to, though so I removed them. Glad to see SFHNAS is undead and well, though - when Billy Forks left our groups seem to have lost touch a bit. Stop by our forum sometime for a beer and some friendly smacktalk. :) - M arcusF ilby T 20:53, 17 October 2009 (BST)
We never leave marcus! I think we left a message on the kempsterbank forum just today. Sorry to hear about Detalux! Good people. With good brains. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 21:30, 17 October 2009 (BST)

Checkered One

Hey folks! You still have Checkered One listed as a member, but he's changed his group affiliation to Spartans and begun killing DEM members.

RG rapsheet

Thanks! --FT DEM 22:36, 9 November 2009 (UTC)

Looks like he decided to go his own way. Updated roster to reflect the change. Thanks for the heads up! - M arcusF ilby T 16:08, 11 November 2009 (UTC)


An Open Letter from MITS

Greetings Templars. We at March into the Sea will soon be moving into Kempsterbank to worship at the Temple of the Leviathan. We have already paid tribute to the Chilean Blob of 2003 and the Sirens. But the Leviathan wants his due and we are obliged to concur with his wishes. Any and all occupants who are inhabiting the temple when we arrive will be offered to the Leviathan in tribute. Afterwards, we cannot guarantee the safety of any and all of the local citizenry who choose to come to this Island while the Leviathan is holding court. If offerings are not sufficient to appease the beast, we may have no choice but to look for offerings in the surrounding structures. Any interference on the part of the Templars in getting between the Leviathan and his offerings will be frowned upon by said beast. Any attacks on our Priests and Missionaries will also be frowned upon. These actions could even result in the wrath of the Leviathan being brought down upon you and also innocent victims. Our work keeps those who lurk beneath the waves from rising up and claiming an even greater toll on Malton. Only through offerings and sacrifice can we hope to contain their hunger. We look forward to your cooperation in this matter. --Dr summeroff 18:14, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

Answer: MTS, you have attacked our memebrs unprovoked. We also recognize some of you from other, should we say, less than reputable groups like FOD. So, we didn't ask you here, we do not want you here, and would appreciate it if you would: 1) stop your Pker attacks on our members and the good citizens of our burb 2) leave Kempsterbank and the Knights Templar area of opperations Thanks!---Stan the Chopper 23 Febuary 2010

Hi Stan! Although March into the Sea does make an earnest effort to take actions that will be "appreciated" by the Knights Templar, we are simply unable to immediately comply your requests. Believe me, we're even more upset about this Leviathan situation than yourselves (we're the ones working to rectify it after all) but our work must be finished. This work, as Sumeroff has explained, must be performed in the vicinity of this monstrosity's Temple. Rest assured that the moment sufficient sacrifices have been made we will be out of your hair. In the meantime if you would be so kind as to make sacrifices on behalf of the Leviathan yourselves, he will be placated that much sooner.
We also kindly remind you that we are servants of Malton, not the Knights Templar: we do not need your permission to carry out our sacred duties. If however, any of your order have constructive ideas regarding a compromise on this matter, we will be more than happy to consider them. Thank you for your assistance. --Homeless prophet 05:04, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

Thank you Homeless Prophet. Of course we did not expect you to honor our wishes to leave nor have our "permission" to be in K-bank. In fact we'd welcome you and your rather strange ways if you would just stop carrying out your sacred duties (IE:Pking) on our members & the innocent survivors within our area of opperations. Why can't you guys sacrifice a few beers, or smack people with a newspaper or something non-lethal? Stop the killing and be free from persecution by us. Hell, blah blah blah about Leviathan as much as you guys want on the radio too, though we would also appreciate you going to the West Grayside/Pole Mall Freq:26.19 MHz. That would at least show some sort of compromise. Again, thank you for the dialogue!---Stan the Chopper 26 Febuary 2010

You see? This continued disrespect for the Leviathan is what keeps us here. We'd be done and on our way by now if not for the KT disrespecting the sanctity....the sanctity of the temple. What is this "Blah Blah Blah about the Leviathan"??? He hears your blasphemies. The contempt heaped upon his missionaries and priests compels us onward with the Altars of Sacrifice. Even today, one of your Templars came by, called me a filthy name and told me I could Rot. So you see, we have no choice in the matter. So long as you stoke the fires of the Leviathan's rage, so shall you burn. --Dr summeroff 01:12, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

Look, we don't care if you want to worship a giant poo fish. But I do have a couple things to busrt your little bubble Doc; 1) fire & water doesn't mix! 2) Malton is completely land locked. That's right, no water at all! But fear not, because all drains lead to the ocean, right? So here, I'll do my part & make a sacrifice of my own, right on the toilet. "Uhnnn, uhnnn, plop!" Oh, that's a nice one! Here you go, big nasty poo fish! Eat it & enjoy-Flush. Now, why don't you guys go play with each other somewhere else. For a former Templar, I'm saddened & more than alittle disappointed in you Doc.---Stan the Chopper 4 March 2010

A poo fish? A Poo fish?? My heart breaks for you templars. I am curious though, were you there back when I was a Templar? Ah well, it will be over soon Stan. 50 offerings. No Less. Then hopefully we can move on. There are others that must be fed besides the Leviathan. Of course, each one of those 50 was completely avoidable. You have no one to blame but yourselves for our continued presence here. Anyway, if Finny McGhee wishes to discuss it further, he knows where to find me. I've approved his account on the MITS forum. I won't engage in any further mud slinging here. --Dr summeroff 20:10, 6 March 2010 (UTC)

No Doc, you were from the KT's prehistoric times. I did like the Brainstocke comments, but you did kind of hurt my feelings. I'm not a 2nd rate thug though; I'm more of the "I will shoot every MITS memeber I find" type of guy. So, are you threatening to kill 50 of us, or just 50 people, or 5 KT 10 times, or 10 KT 5 times? I didn't do well in "sea" math. As a favor to you, being ex-KT, might I suggest you guys just call it even & go somewhere else to whorship your big nasty poo fish & his blob (a fart? Poo? What the heck is it?). If you continue to attack us, it will not bode well for you. No threats or mud slinging. Just a promise sir. Thanks!---Stan the Chopper 8 march 2010

Stan, all things bode well for us. If we kill you, the Leviathan is honored. If we die attempting to honor him, well, he's honored by that too. We try to avoid the second scenario for obvious reasons, but this will ultimately have been a success if these dark days pass without a Leviathan attack.
In response to your confusion, 50 KT sacrifices are required. So it was dreamed, so it was relayed to the group, so shall it be done. It matters not whether we execute 50 KT 1 time, 1 KT 50 times, or anything in between. There will be fifty deaths. Have no fear, we're almost there. And please remember that this needn't have involved you to this extent- you not only failed to make sacrifices yourselves (unless you made some you forgot to tell us about) but your members began to kill any of our members on sight. It was only natural that the Leviathan's eye turned toward you; you really have only yourselves to blame.
Don't feel too bad though. The Knights' ham-handed approach to this situation won't prevent Mits from saving Kempsterbank.--Homeless prophet 15:43, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

I swear, you guys are getting so BORING.---Stan the Chopper 15 march 2010

Never fear Stan! We're at the end of this visit to your lovely home. Soon, you will be burdened no more by boring wars and sea monsters and may focus instead on the fun of patrolling a green suburb while lovingly crafting your clever poop jokes. --Homeless prophet 02:59, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

Good riddance, stay gone. --Wayson 06:37, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

Offering Services

I just wanted to let you guys know that I'm not a prostitute, OK? There is no banging old ladies or dudes, all right? I will be providing a very important service, however, as what I would like to be called: a "Handsome Companion".

Not to dudes.

Only To old fancy rich ladies who want to do classy, exotic, fancy things with me.--Dennis Reynolds 21:44, 10 February 2010 (UTC)

Uh, thanks, but it's almost a total sausage fest here Dennis. I think we'll pass.--Stan the Chopper 23 Febuary 2010

Zerger among KT?

My zombie friends and I from Clubbed to Death have noticed a couple of similar-sounding KTs in Gulsonside - viz. silentraven159 and silentshade, levels 12 and 9 respectively, all breather skills - who look to us to be zerging. They're not on your members list but they claim KT group affiliation. Please let me know if they're part of your group and confirm whether or not they're individual players or a zerger as we know your clear policy on the latter. Thanks!

Now back to the Bananarama gangbang! Nam-nam harmann bra!nz, graaagh!--Mallrat The Spanish Inquisition TSI The Kilt Store TKS Clubbed to Death CTD 07:43, 17 February 2010 (UTC)

Answer: Hello Mallrat, honored enemy from CTD! We are enjoying our little training opperation at the mall & surrounding area! CTD is an awesome zed group, and we are honored to engage in combat with you! Both silentraven159 and silentshade are part of our group, but we are sure that the are not zerg alts; we do have an entrance check, & they have different ip addresses. The Knights Templar DO NOT tolerate zerging by our members, and we will take immediate action against members who do so. Thanks for your inquiry, and sorry it took me so long to answer!

Back to having Rotting Snoopy chew on me!--Stan the Chopper 23 February 2010

Thanks for the reassurance. I wouldn't joke about our zombie doggie mascot's chewing habit; Rotting Snoopy starts chewing from the genitals outwards. Do not let him sniff your crotch, especially when his bony remnant of a tail is wagging.--Mallrat The Spanish Inquisition TSI The Kilt Store TKS Clubbed to Death CTD 17:08, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

LOL Mallrat! Again, thank you for the good times in Gulonside! We have finished our opperations in & around your home, but thoroughly enjoyed pitting ourselves against CTD, even for such a short time! As I said, you guys are awesome!!--Stan the Chopper 26 February 2010

Battle of Blesley, May 2010

Hello again Knights. I've been asked to pass on the compliments of Clubbed to Death to your tin-hatted minions on a good stand-up fight over the last few days. As on previous occasions it has been a pleasure to fight you all man/woman-to-zombie, drag out your dying bodies, and feast on your brains.

Mah zambah grab harmann azz an bra-baaz, mah zambah nam-nam harmann brai!nz, mah zambah nah habba zambah. Bananarama gangbang, harmannz!--Mallrat The Spanish Inquisition TSI The Kilt Store TKS Clubbed to Death CTD 17:45, 15 May 2010 (BST)

Thank you Mallrat, but we enjoyed ourselves just as much! You guys splatter almost as good as our dear friends from the St Ferreol's Noise Abatement Society! Thanks again for a great time!

As always, you guys impress the hell out us! Cheers!---Stan the Chopper


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Nothing to be done! 15:27, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

We are active indeed my friend. Thanks. -Roddy Winters 01:42, 28 January 2010 (UTC)


I noticed you guys are in Greentown, and we'd love to do a little recruiting effort in the area. We don't want any trouble, and would hand out tons of revives to help repopulate the area. Would this be okay with you? -Poodle of DoomM! Fear is only as deep as the mind will allow it be.T 21:16, 27 June 2010 (BST)

Kill the Assassin!!

Assassins-Creed.jpg Assassin!!
EVIL has killed twenty-three members of the Knights Templar.

- Poodle of Doom 23:48, 22 July 2010 (BST)

Well Whoop-dee-doo! And the KT have been killing & flushing EVIL turds just like we flushed another group of Pker losers who bothered us once...the only difference is we don't care. Go swim with the big poo fish POD...flush! -Stan the Chopper 24 July 2010

Most people who don't care wouldn't of bothered to respond. :) - Poodle of Doom 22:48, 24 July 2010 (BST)
Most people who are decent PKers wouldn't have bothered to brag about killing eleven people over ten days, either. It's not like we're hard to find or anything. --Wayson 03:18, 25 July 2010 (BST)

Amen Brother Wayson! And we don't care if you have to brag on our wiki page to make you feel like you are big shots. We understand that you're just havng a fit of penis envy. -Stan the Chopper 24 July 2010

Such hostility. That's a really big mouth you have,... I'd hate to see you go to jail. - Poodle of Doom 05:48, 25 July 2010 (BST)

What are you talking about now POD? Why can't you just go play with yourselves somewhere else? Remember, we didn't bother you, you bothered us. So piss off. -Stan the Chopper

You guys do realize that this is a game,... and that in this game, this is what we do right? I mean really,... why do you get so uptight about all of this? If I were anyone else, or if we were any other group, would we even be having this coversation after the same comments up above? - Poodle of Doom 06:08, 25 July 2010 (BST)
Hullo again wee Poodle, does that mean yous are no' tryin tae take uz on over in Vinetoon namore? Did yous get tired of havin ye erchies whipped an bein zombies aw tha time? An whurr did yon Thugs o Malton numpties get tae? Dae ye aw jist wander aboot Malton pickin fights ye cannae finish?- Mick McManix

POD, did you not notice the other Pker posting above? I told them to piss off too, and hunted them personally. They claimed KT kills and have left us alone ever since, but I can tell you that several of them spent plenty of time bleeding on the ground. I do realize it is a game, and I enjoy playing it. It's also a free city; so why can't you go somewhere else? Or have you been out & about picking fights that you can't handle as Mick said? For shame POD, for shame. Be careful POD, or your EVIL friends might usurp your leadership... -Stan the Chopper 25 July 2010


Concerning your group advert on the Category:Recruitment page, you may be interested to know that a vote is currently underway concerning the duration of time adverts can be reserved by a given timestamp. Your input is welcomed, and it should be known that if this vote passes you will need to update your adverts on a at least a monthly basis, not a two-monthly basis. Thanks. Nothing to be done! 00:43, 25 July 2010 (BST)

Yap yap yap

Anyone is free to use this.--Finny 02:39, 30 July 2010 (BST)

Poodle537.jpg Annoying Cutesy Dog
This user or group finds attention seeking, slobbering, yapping dogs annoying.
A wise man once said "Wether people like you, or hate you, at least they'll never forget you." - Poodle of Doom 03:29, 30 July 2010 (BST)

POD, this is how I have always envisioned you! -Stan the Chopper 30 July 2010

You'd be surprised at what I actually look like... I got funnier pictures though... - Poodle of Doom 03:59, 30 July 2010 (BST)

Probably not POD, unless you'e a chick. So, what's up with the LoD helping you guys out? Couldn't cut the mustard by yourselves? Just curious, as they've shown up and you've been caught personally assisting them... -Stan the Chopper 30 July 2010

I don't know anything about that. I saw them in the neighborhood to. In fact,... we had to provoke them into talking with us. We aren't allied with them, though we attempted to. The dark mistress has little time for communications, and I'm to lazy to go to them. Honestly I do not know a thing about it.... And you think I'm a dude? - Poodle of Doom 02:42, 31 July 2010 (BST)

Um, you're not a dude? Crap! That would explain ALOT! As you can tell, I am a guy... Stan the Chopper 11 August 2010

Yeah... pics worth a thousand words in my case. - Poodle of Doom 02:53, 12 August 2010 (BST)

Hey POD, I'd like to know as I'm confused. Are you a Mr or Miss? I swear, if you answer I'll have to stop bagging on you for at least a few days! Maybe longer... ;) Stan the Chopper 11 August 2010

Setting Up Something Big

Wondering if you folks are interested. If you are, we'll set up a chat via IRC or forum and I'll give you more details. --Maverick Talk - OBR Praise Knowledge! 404 08:48, 10 August 2010 (BST)

Well you have me curious, so yes... we would like to hear more details. --Finny 13:41, 11 August 2010 (BST)

i am very sorry

Roddy winters i'm sorry for PKing you. i misread the group thing "eviLOL" as meaning you were part of evil. i didn't realise who you were and that you were a knight. I haven't played for as long as the other boadsies so i only know a few knights. sorry again. --User:F0ggy89 23:46, 17 August 2010

No problem Foggy. The group tag was confusing, so it's partly my fault. No harm done pal.-Roddy Winters 16:05, 18 August 2010 (BST)

Is your Radio frequency still in use?

Lol thumbs up.jpg Thanks for the Reply!
Thanks Bro!

Because of your timely reply, your frequency reservation will be preserved.

I'm sorry if this is an inconvenience or it seems relatively stupid when put into context of your group, but it is our interest to treat all groups on the same level when doing these purges. A reply within 2 weeks will be greatly appreciated. -- LEMON #1 12:52, 25 August 2010 (BST)

Yep, we still use it.-Roddy Winters 15:02, 25 August 2010 (BST)
Awesome, thanks. -- LEMON #1 01:43, 26 August 2010 (BST)

Revive Requests

Woodroffe mall is getting hit. You may have some busines (besides me) soon at yout Trivola St. RP. --Marten Kestrel 04:11, 11 September 2010 (BST)

generator killers

Mr Qwert (destroyed generator at club tremlett)

elizebeth shearn (destroyed generator at factory)

Alliance request

Hi, Roddy. I believe we've spoken before. Skynet Defense Network would like to propose an alliance with the Knights Templar. You can catch me in irc or on the group's discussion page. Leon Silverblood 16:36, 14 September 2010 (BST)

polite request for assistance in Kempsterbank

There's a small group of survivors holed up in Rowson Library and what appears to be a loose confederation of zombies of some sort has destroyed nearby Penni Drive Fire Station, Barnerd Way Police Dept and Julie General Hospital and seem to be on their way here. Assistance would be appreciated, although I'm not sure if you're still patrolling Kempsterbank, your page said you were always on the lookout. Thank you if you can find the time. - Sept 16, 2010 not sure how to sign, Doctor Aite.

Like to help out South Blythville?

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Fixing what the Big Bash Broke.

The South Blythville Recovery Effort is a collaboration of individual survivors and groups working together to recover South Blythville to what it was before the Big Bash 3 come in and broke everything.

If you and/or your group are in the South Blythville area and would like to help, Please view this page, and/or contact Red Eyes-Dezonus-Red Eyes (talk)

Please forward this on, even if you don't wish to partake as we can use all the help we can get. {{SBRadd}} places this on your post ;)

Hey there, I've sent you this because you're a survivor group. Please help us if you can, we'd really appreciate it. If you can't help physically, you can always help by spreading the word ;) Red Eyes-Dezonus-Red Eyes (talk) 10:53, 16 September 2010 (BST)


I just watched your recruitment video on youtube.... it was awesome. -EstacadoTalk 03:13, 30 November 2010 (UTC)



Check-Mark-Reviewed.jpg Group Confirmed.
This group was confirmed active. Thank you for your reply.

Any response here will be enough, but please list suburbs you're actually active in. This is a generic message and not directed at any particular group. Nothing to be done! 23:57, 21 January 2011 (UTC)

We are active. In Kempsterbank and Wray Heights for sure. We have a couple of other teams that wander all over the map.Roddy Winters 02:00, 25 January 2011 (UTC)


I know this newbie of your group has the very best intention to help. But someone should educate him on the street smarts which can't be found on the Wiki. Namely, you don't power a dark building, especially when a KOS Red Rum member is hiding in that very same building.

I always check those who share the same safehouse and found out who he was. I then waited a few hours for enough APs to move myself out of the way, only to logged in and find njihjk123 made his job much, much easier. -- Kittithaj 07:38, 3 April 2011 (BST)

EDIT: Warning done. -- Kittithaj 09:07, 4 April 2011 (BST)
Congrats on patting yourself on the back for this "education," but njihjk123 isn't one of our members. Someone is wearing fake tags.--Jimbo3 19:50, 5 April 2011 (BST)
"You say "njihjk123, I hope you learn a lesson - NEVER light up a dark safehouse, especially when you have a Kill-On-Sight murderous member of Red Rum inside - unless you plan to kill him immediately. Always check the Rogues Gallery to see who you're staying with." to yourself.".
Ahahahah! We love the mightier-than-thou attitude, Kittithaj. From a friendly neighbourhood rummer. --Karloth Vois ¯\(°_o)/¯ 07:57, 6 April 2011 (BST)
It still amuses me every time somebody speaks to a dead body expecting them to hear. LOL ᚱᛖᚢᛖᚾᚨᚾ 02:52, 28 April 2011 (BST)
I think my boss at work is dead half the time, but I still have to talk to him everyday. I am not amused one bit.-Roddy Winters 04:10, 28 April 2011 (BST)

Looking for revive

I'm at Ebbutt Road with two other zeds requesting a revive please. Much appreciated! Jason Lundquist 22:24, 20 November 2011 (UTC)

Occupy Malton

Check this out and take part!

-- Anasazi 01:18, 10 December 2011 (UTC)


A Flower on your Doorstep...

Rosedec.jpg --Killer Scarecrow 19:25, 25 May 2012 (BST)

KTgetwellFOD.png-- ~ 26 June 2012
There's a couple still about. But I had to nom another member of SFHNAS today. Just to keep my hand in.

A Monty Python reference? Maybe there is a bit of class hidden away in FOD afterall. Just a little though. Finny McGee 13:53, 28 June 2012 (BST)


I can not access the forum. I wanted to let you guys know one of the hospitals that was attacked by 7 zombies I managed to kill the one that was inside and reinforce the barrackeds back to secure rather than light.

Balls to the Whalls!

Knights Templar, warriors of glory and awesomeness. Let me give you greeting from Team Zombie Hardcore, the second oldest pro-survivor group in all of Malton. As the voice of our leader Mark Whalberg, I wanted to come and cordially invite you to take part in our slaughter of the Flowers of Decay. The FoD, after changing their name because we made them cry by making fun of their old one, have decided to once again try their luck with TZH. Well, we are killing (on average) 7-8 of them a day currently and having a blast at it. We saw however that the asshats at FOD most recently griefed you guys. If you feel that you could use a vacation fro Kempsterbank you're welcome to jaunt on down to our territory in North Blythville and kill a few of these chumps with us. There are plenty of FOD asshats to go around. Many of our members, myself included have been pumping so much ammo into these idiots we're down to axes, knives, and my favorite: toolboxes. Hope to see you guys soon, stay awesome! BALLS TO THE WHALLS! --Dhavid Grohl 17:50, 13 September 2012 (BST)

Counter Offer

Hey, I know we just fought, and call me crazy, but we're in North Blytheville, so call us maybe. Since there are plenty of TZH nutjobs to go around, and we're not ones to hog all the glory, perhaps you'd like to send some of your fine knights to join FOD in some wholesale slaughter. Hugs n kisses (especially to you, Roddy) - The Flowers of Decay. ~Vsig.png 18:32, 13 September 2012 (UTC)

Let me take a shot at this, Vapor.
Knights Templar, warriors of glory and awesomeness. Let me give you greetings from the Flowers of Decay, the second best group in all of Malton (after Flowers of Disease). I wanted to come and cordially invite you to take part in our slaughter of Team Zombie Hardcore. TZH, after changing their members' group tags because we made them cry by making fun of their old one, have decided to once again breathe the Malton air that was meant for worthy groups like you and us. Well, we are killing seven or eight of them every 24 hours. We saw however, that the asshats at TZH always require a killing, no matter what the occasion. If you feel that you could use a vacation from Kempsterbank you're welcome to jaunt on down to our territory in North Blythville and kill a few of these chumps with us. There are plenty of TZH asshats to go around. Many of our members, myself included, have been pumping so much ammo into these idiots that we would be down to axes, knives and toolboxes, except we know how to stock properly, unlike these idiots. Hope to see you guys soon, stay awesome! SEVERED TZH BALLS MOUNTED ON OUR WHALLS! --RadicalWhig 01:40, 14 September 2012 (BST)
all i do is kill tzh like everyday-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!  אמת05:01, 15 September 2012