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Fearsome PKers, My Ass

Can it be? Could it be that after so many foolish killings and idiotic excuses to start fights that the all-powerful Late Night T.V. Crue has, I dare say, disbanded?

Jimmy and Sarah, founders in their our right, have not been seen in Malton for months. Oh, how I do despise you two. You came into the hospital and started talking about how Jimmy's dick tasted like, and I quote,"...gummy bears..." No one needed to hear that, and when I spoke up saying that no one needs to know what his dick tastes like you two got all defensive and moronic, claiming we were like dictators and controlling . You both are fools.

Your love child, an enormous baby, has not been seen either for quite a while. I would hope that someone put that poor kid out of his misery, being Sarah Silverman's child and all.

Colbert, the other one, has also seemingly disappeared. What happened to him? And for that matter, what happened to all of you?

Could it be that something in the most remotest semblance of a frontal lobe developed in you? No, no, that would be too much to ask of you. Maybe you made other accounts to zerg? No, no, such a stupid idea could not have even had its own beginning. Could it be that you all matured? I think not. The only other option left is that you got tired of killing and left thinking that your characters had no purpose in the game if they couldn't be PKers.

You all sicken me. You are terrible excuses for PKers, and your group started from the most idiotic reasons. If you were true PKers, then you would have never stopped hunting, never stopped moving. Take Pathetic Bill for example. He is a PKer, and already disgusts me, but he is more efficient, never stopping, always hunting. You are all pathetic, pun not intended.

But not all hope is lost. Sheila Brofloski is still active. She is still in denial, that she can be a LNTVC member and still have good motives to kill. I will end with these last words, you scum of all scum. I will not stop hunting her and hunting all LNTVC members. I will make her life in Malton a living hell. This, I promise you.

Kiss Kiss, Chill 02:16, 4 June 2008 (BST)

Huh, Just saw this. I also note that Chill hasn't said much since I killed his ass a week ago. Sure - we've got relationship issues in our group - but we're still out there. Killing you just got so boring Swillpill, that we don't do it much any more. You're like a cow standing in a field. For all this tough talk - I don't think any of us have ever been killed by you? I could be wrong, but if I am it hasn't happened in a looooooong time. Maybe if YOU were a little more scary we'd notice you more? I mean, this is clearly a cry for help and attention - but really that's not our job. Overall I'd rate the above "beehive stirring" attempt an F- It's neither clever, that annoying, nor well written. Maybe Southwesty will let you suckle at her teat?--Sarah Silverman 18:33, 4 August 2008 (BST)

An Odd Request

Can you guys come back to St Alex? Its getting really dull there. I'm even willing to be first for ya to kill (once those damn fucking noobs stop shooting every freaking zed asking for a revive and i'm human again). That and some guys inside (not valks mine ya) think they can take on any group that comes knocking, zed and pk'er alike. I know you guys can give a hell of a wake up call. I open the doors for you all. Please respond on my talk page if you guys are willing to come back or not. Thank you for your time.--Dragon fang 05:12, 27 February 2008 (UTC)

Stop Harshing My Mellow

What's with all this attention being given to TZH? The Southwest Alliance still has ammo left.

It seems that an LNTVC member thought Tikhon would be like the Valks and be content as targets. Wrong. No one is free to euthanize in our hospital but us - not PKers, not bounty hunters, not even allies (without permission). That's why we've got these photocopied Guatemalan medical licenses. You can't just find these on Ebay! Most area PKers knew better than to mess with Tikhon. We're not the Valks - we're bigger, meaner and have more friends. And even zombies know not to step on a Cheesy Poof.

With the recent formation of the SWA, it seemed an appropriate time to demonstrate the firepower of this fully operational battlestation. The SWA groups are the heart of the revive system in the southwest. We have lots of eyes and lots of guns. We can keep you dead a very long time. Or make you run far away for a stick.

In time, we might offer the Poof of Peace, but there is a price: Stephen Colbert DFA must invite Chester Cheetah on his show and apologize for stepping on his cousin, the Poof. The show must be broadcast on 28.63, radio frequency for Tikhon and the SWA. Alternatively, any LNTVC member with a show will do.

Our hope is that one day, things will return to normal: zombies sieging Tikhon, LNTVC killing Valks... ah, the good ol' days. - elbert gray, Tikhon Medical

Dear (Your name here),
Stephen Colbert appreciates your interest in his show. Unfortunately guest appearances on The Colbert Report are scheduled well in advance and in order of global importance of the guest. The name "Chester Cheetoh" will be added as a guest alternate in the unlikely event that an important guest finds him or herself dead or undead as the approaches airtime.
Thank you for your support of The Colbert Report.
Sincerely, --Stephen Colbert DFA 20:39, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, we'll get back to you guys soon. We saw the injustices being perpetrated by TZH just north of you, and figured you guys would still be there after the Writers strike is over. Killing Valks is pretty much always fun, but we need to increase our ratings a bit..., you know? Shoot, I can't even get my bounty above 6 and I've killed over 100 people!! We haven't forgotten you guys. We'll be along soon enough - of course you can probably figure out where to find us too if you are so motivated - but a little professional courtesy while we champion the rights of the workers of the world against the greedy pig-dog TZHers would be appreciated.--Sarah Silverman 23:46, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

Sorry 'bout that, not getting the bounty up and all that. I've asked my people not to collect a bounty, which should help, and we've had so few opportunities to report. I can see why you've been going after the Valks - very annoying. Can't promise professional courtesy while you fight TZH, though. I hear they're a little rough around the edges, but good folks. Perhaps the northern edges of their territory would be safer? How're you feeling? I got a report earlier today that you were in Pooll Towers, Dartside. I sent a cleaning crew, hope they made it in time. I'm up north, so I couldn't handle it personally. - elbert gray, Tikhon Medical 00:13, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
you guys are just lame every time I go to see you your always dead or dont show or have ran from the crowd you failed to please with your dry comedy acts which leaves me to wonder how did you get famous? besides shooting fish in a barrel? (St Alexanders)so I will be waitig in my club (next to tikhon general hospital ruddlebank) between 12am friday - 12am saturday befor i go back up north sunday if im not impressed then I will give you a bad review and will have to close your show down if im impressed then I will go back up north and spread the good word and an appologie for the cheese poof would be even better but not mandatory --Blood red Bread 02:16, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
You know, Silverman. I'm fairly certain you can report PKs made by you. Otherwise, pick certain people to kill, DEM, creedians, bounty hunters. I managed to get KOS with half your kills :P--  AHLGTG 02:21, 24 January 2008 (UTC)

A Missive from TZH

We didn't know you until you attacked us. For attacking and declaring "war" (if you can call it that?) you will be struck down repeatedly. Nice declaration too you jackasses, you could have let us know. Either way, we have come to expect this kind of asshattery. For the record, your lame ass excuse doesn't hold. Several of our members were either actors, characters from TV shows/movies, and our very own Divine Leader strongly sympathizes with the writers. In fact, in Real Life I think those studio execs should be shot for the way they have treated those writers for year. I would rather my favorite shows NEVER come back rather than have the writers not get what they want. I agree that the strike should continue until they receive their demands in FULL

However, this doesn't excuse any of you from your douche-baggery. So prepare for your punishment. A screenshot of your wiki has been taken, as well as the edit history. You have declared war. If anything goes to Brainstock we will make sure they know about it. No one is getting bounties for this. Hope you asshats enjoy dying all the time. You picked the wrong crew to mess with.

"This is your left, left, left, this is your right, right, right, this is your left, no thats your right! This is your right, you're gonna die" ~ Possessed TV from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

For the record, this conflict ends when you apologize for your PKing, cease PKing, and agree to not do it again.

--Dhavid Grohl 00:52, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

"A screenshot of your wiki has been taken..." LOL! Are you afraid I'd take it down?
Yeah, you would, just like all the other griefer PKers we have run across, you are likely cowardly despite how full of yourself you are, and how much confidence you pretend to have.--Dhavid Grohl 17:27, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
Really, why would they take it down? I still don't get that.
Your declaration of war/intent means that no bounties or PK reports can be given on your account, a trick tried against us in the past by cowardly groups. Your declaration has been saved, and duplicated. Any attempts at cowardly with drawl from this conflict and/or the bringing in of third parties will be harder, when we have the proof that you have agreed to conflict, let alone instigated it. --Dhavid Grohl 20:36, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
Oh, well I can clear that up immediately. We have not declared war. Bounty or PK report away. Seriously - no declaration of war here. This is a labor movement. Really, we're not the types to go crying to imaginary external authorities anyway Dave. It's greedy tools of the man like you that rely on that sort of thing. Do what you've gotta do - that's what we're doing, for the common men and women of Malton.--Sarah Silverman 18:31, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
Wait... did you seriously just come back at me by saying "no we don't do that, YOU do that!". Good Whalberg woman why don't you just say "Nah nah nah nah boo boo" and stick your tongue out at me. Or hell, just fling some poop, that would be more evolved. Guess what bitch, you're still dead. And its going to be tough to stand back up when you zerg dry-humb buddy is just as cold and on the ground as you are. You are a joke to everyone in the greater Blythville area... But not a good joke. A bad joke, because all your writers are on strike. They claim it was for more money and better benefits, I think they were just trying to be nice to you talentless hack actors. In reality they just didn't want to stand around and smell the shit that is constantly pouring from the "comedians" who they make famous everyday. Fuck Comedy Central. Comedy Central is crap. Seriously, crap. As in the brown stuff that comes from your anus. You know, the stuff you like to eat, and the stuff you'll be shoveling when we send you straight to dead.
I think you must be a little mentally challenged. I was merely saying you needn't worry that we plan to do anything other than protest your group and repeatedly kill you. My, aren't you the last word susie! And so randomly vulgar. Investigate the following principle: "The Law of Decreasing Marginal Utility." Please write a three paragraph essay and have it on my desk by Tuesday.--Sarah Silverman 21:13, 13 January 2008 (UTC)
I think its just GREAT that you have called ME mentally challenged, while failing to see the utter stupidity of calling me a "last word susie"... AS YOU ARE POSTING THE LAST WORD. You see, now you have given me the grandest of opportunities, because no matter what you do I win. If you post after this and therefor get the last word, I win because you are a fucking hypocrite. If you don't you have done exactly what I hoped you would do. Papa Nixon must be having an influence on me because that was puppet mastery at its best. So dance my little puppet dance. Please, post more hypocritical swill. Make yourself look more the fool. It would make my day, that is, if I gave enough of a shit about you for it to matter at all. --Dhavid Grohl 21:49, 13 January 2008 (UTC)
That nonsense aside, Dhavid - not only do you spell your name incorrectly, you really should stop sympathizing with the big conglomerates. I'll bet you blow Mickey Mouse don't you. You sing for private parties at General Electric for Jack Welch. I don't know WHO runs Viacom but you probably perform some sort of demeaning service there too. This isn't a war you silly goose, it's a negotiation! Once you and your capitalist cronies have met our very fair demands, I think you'll find us very amenable. You can escalate the tensions between our camps all you like, but the fact remains that WE SHALL OVERCOME!!! Kiss kiss!--Sarah Silverman 14:48, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

The name is Dhavid. Spelled right. Your foolishness is being summarily ignored. TZH doesn't negotiate with terrorists. In fact, we don't negotiate at all. While we sympathize with the real life writers strike, we have no interest in your Urban Dead bullshit. And despite the fact that you are totally hot (or at least the real S.Silverman is) you have shown yourself to be nothing more than a griefer, and at this point we believe: a zerger yourself. Say hi to Satan for me, because Hell is where you're headed, and TZH are the ones sending you there.

--Dhavid Grohl 17:27, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

Satan is Jesus' pal right? Like the one that tried to get him to do PCP in the boys room that time? Look, we know that we're bad - but so are you! You're keeping the people of Malton DOWN!! You support the man and his greedy ways! Sooner or later you're going to have to come to the negotiating table and give us redress. I think that you really need to stop stepping on all the little frogs too. They didn't do anything to you Dhhaaaaaaaaaaayve! Anyway - see you on the picket lines!
Kiss kiss!--Sarah Silverman 19:03, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

We have had conflict with the "Man" (aka the DEM). Of course you are completely ignorant and haven't done your homework. I am glad that you know you are bad. Do you know that you are stupid as well? We are the wrong group to mess with. And now hot or not, we intend to mess with your face. I am thinking axing you to death is fitting, like I did last time. Its the messiest. Always seems to have more of an impact on the vain, such as yourself. Not sure about why you added the "y" in my name. But have fun with that.--Dhavid Grohl 20:36, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

Crue is spelled Crew. Dave is spelled DHAVID. AND 'Stupid Softcore SlutSkank dot com' is spelled 'Late Night TV Crue'. Ease.
Laugh it up you crappy writers. A deal would have been gone through if it was worth negotiating. The real deal is your face, for it was DEALT with! Hey OH! And for the record, we'll give you a break for not knowing our support for the WGA, considering how often your fat face must get broken. Hell, I write movies. You write crap. You are crap. We are awesome. And guess what? We waste even more time on this game than you do, so get used to waking up with foot shaped colon. Balls To The Whalls! Holler to Papa Nix! Rock 'n ROHL! --Duke cage 01:25, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

Dukey - that's what comes out of my dog's behind right? Sigh - Duke, please look up the term "crue" - you may understand a little better. Please, this back and forth banter isn't fun at all when you are a TOTAL moron. Please try to craft complete thoughts in comprehensible sentences, otherwise I won't be bothered to respond.--Sarah Silverman 21:13, 13 January 2008 (UTC)
Wrong again bitch. Thats "dookie", and it comes into and out of your mouth. Congratulations on proving that you not only didn't complete High School, but that you also never made it to 2nd grade, where anyone with half a brain learns how to spell "Dookie". Stupid bitch. Are you sure you're not Shiela Brofloski? Oh wait, South Part fucking blows and it doesn't matter. Towlie isn't the worst character ever, you are.--Dhavid Grohl 21:49, 13 January 2008 (UTC)
Again, I think you're missing some key things here Dhave. Even worse, I think you actually think you're 'getting' me. That I'm - how would you say it WTFPWNED111! or something like that? Dhave - please. Think a little longer before hitting 'save page.' You're really doing all of our work FOR us here.--Sarah Silverman 18:57, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

Hey OH, your visit to Marven was okay. Not hard to find a guy in a mall of course. Tell me, did you and your two lesbo-girlfriends Jimmy and Steeephen C enjoy the work our members did today to all of you? Oh wait, you can't reply because you're all dead. All dead at once. Looks like another day that TZH pounds your stupid asses. Thats TZH: 2, LNTVC:0. Those could be for humor, taste, skill... anything really. Not to mention we resolved another conflict, killed about a dozen zombies, revived about 5 of our teammates, and killed more zombies than I cared to count, but it was a lot. I'd wish you good luck but it wouldn't do you any good. And of course "The Awesome" isn't going to bless you, on account of all the sucking you do. So whatever, have fun dying. --Dhavid Grohl 02:24, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

Yo Einstein - a pker wakes up dead every day. If you think we measure success by how often we are or aren't killed you're even more stupid than I thought. Death means nothing in Urban Dead. Nothing. Staying alive is not a worthwhile end at all. I can reply whether I am alive or dead because I am not actually trapped inside the game. You do understand this, right? The strike continues. You will meet our terms or someone of your order will die on a daily basis until we get bored. Wherever we happen to find them. The mall was chosen for the audience, moron. We know where all of you are as well. Lordy, it's a small area, not hard to find anyone - you or us. Is that really the best you've got? --Sarah Silverman 15:18, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

ScotW has something to say here:

How dare you incinuate that i do not support the writers during their strike Scotw 17:18, 10 January 2008

Oh I dare! I saw you having lunch with David Geffen of Dreamworks! He's trying to suck all the profits out of my pocket, he is. An YOU Scot, YOU are helping him. Oh you just aren't dead enough. Workers of the World UNITE!!! ScotW wants fascism and dogs and cats living together! --Sarah Silverman 14:52, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

GAHH! Alexander NO use of buttons. Keyboard too small for giant masculine hands of MINE. Hands for crushing of puny skull of yours and make DIE. Words were not of mine of transmission RADIO! I, Alexander Karelin, think was YOU who make lies of ME! I STRONG! I suplex all through window! GAHHH! BaLLS OF WHALLS! --Alexander Karelin 16:27, 16 January 2008 (UTC)

LOL!!! --Obi + Talk!|TZH|MDK 10:06, 19 January 2008 (UTC)


We enjoyed your latest episode. It is always fun to have an audience whilst we are munching on bra!nz. Creeping Crud U 06:01, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

New Team Zombie Hardcore thing

Duke here. How dare you slay me for letting Jimmy sleep on my couch! I thought you were a fellow supporter of the homeless? Duke Cage just got pissed... and then I pissed on Jimmy's end of the couch. Welcome back, Karelin needs a new play toy. Balls To The Whalls! __Duke cage 21:43, 16 July 2008 (BST)

I'm sure he hardly noticed the new stain you added to his many, many prior soakings in his drug addled pass-outs. The only thing that works about that part of him is urination, and even that dribbles out at a slow pace. I can't believe I wasted 1/7 of my life on that douche bag!--Sarah Silverman 14:50, 17 July 2008 (BST)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre

Stop hand.png Group Active? Request.
In order to maintain the wiki as an up to date source of information groups are occasionally removed from the Suburb pages when they are no longer active. Is this group still active? If so simply confirm here by writing something below. If not it will be removed from suburb pages in 14 days.

Currently the suburb in question is Ruddlebank but one response to this query will be all that is needed to protect your group link on all suburb pages. I know this is a random request but its for all groups regardless of size. Thank you. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 18:47, 15 July 2008 (BST)

  • Well, I'm very broken up by my recent split with Jimmy - so I don't KNOW what the future will hold for the LNTVC - but I know he and Sheila have been fairly active lately. I'm pretty sure Stephen will side with me, but who knows what that bitch Sheila will do. She did adopt a Canadian after all.--Sarah Silverman 20:46, 15 July 2008 (BST)
Goddamn canadians! Ill leave it be for now.--RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 20:55, 15 July 2008 (BST)


The Browncoats would like to extend an invite to this group to join the All Guns A Blazin' Tour. If interested, write back on the Browncoats talk page, or message me directly. You can also message us on our forum found here. Cheers. --Blanemcc 11:10, 31 July 2008 (BST

Are you still active in South Blythville?

I am updating the South Blythville page and wanted to know if you are still active in the suburb, thanks. Marcus Bourne 15:14, 21 August 2008 (BST)

Yes, the LNTVC is still active in SW Malton. Just check out any skanky hotel to find Sarah. Steve, Sheila and I are getting our antibiotics prescriptions filled at the drugstore in Marven Mall. --Jimmy Kimmel 23:39, 21 August 2008 (BST)

Ok, thanks. Marcus Bourne 10:19, 22 August 2008 (BST)

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