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Request for Aid

We see that you are members of the Malton Uprising, and therefor opponents of tyranny and oppression. We wish to bring your attention to another case of tyranny and oppression. The Imperium, which also is a member of the Uprising, has launched three attacks now on the Gibsonton Squatters, without any bloodshed from the Squatters in return. These attacks have been aimed to silence our voices and drive us from the suburb they seek hegemony over. We are badly outnumbered and fighting to save ourselves from total destruction. This is exactly the kind of action the Malton Uprising was meant to oppose. We beg you, as free people, to oppose this action, either by cutting ties with the Imperium or by aiding us in our struggle for autonomy and liberty from their rule. Besides, you missed the Imperium Must Die invasion.--Fenian 03:31, 5 April 2010 (BST)

Please note that the Squatters have been harassing us for some time using intentionally inflammatory rhetoric and outright insults, and that they were the first to threaten war if we did not accede to their ridiculous and humiliating demands listed on the Imperium's talk page (toward the bottom of the "Murder" section).--Scott Timewell Imperium CFT 03:41, 5 April 2010 (BST)
Please note that their first murder was before our rhetoric became more confrontational, and that we have never harmed an Imperium member. We believe in free speech, and having been murdered more than once by this group for our exercise of our speech, our demands were nothing less than reasonable. Such thuggery cannot be condoned.--Fenian 04:51, 5 April 2010 (BST)


Did you guys, per chance, take inspiration on your page design from any other group? If not forgive me, after all, my eyes have been stained red, 'n' all. <3 --Ash  |  T  |  яя  | 15:43, 29 June 2009 (BST)

Hey Ash :)<3 I Actually couldn't tell you for sure. In the early days after I created the page, Matt Aries and a few others were helping out with the page templates. So your guess is as good as mine. Have you seen a similar group wiki page?--Psychotic Pantomime 21:31, 29 June 2009 (BST)
Not really, the layout just rings bells :) ----Ash  |  T  |  яя  | 18:16, 16 September 2009 (BST)

Former Blood Cultist

hey guys, i was wondering if you'd accept me onto your forums for something i'd like to discuss with you. please do, i remeber all those fun times we had, Olikunmissile1 (hope you remeber me) --Three Dog 21:14, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

DoEM Alliance

Good day, Good day! This is Maria Fontain Co-founder and Co-Leader of the DoEM, we received an alliance proposal from you guys awhile back and we responded that when our group sorts some stuff out we'd contact you! we'll here we are, if you're still interested in an alliance then so are we!--Maria Fontain 11:58, 19 December 2008 (UTC)

Free Kills

Mudford Plaza Police Department. 6 people, plus me. I await the touch of darkness. I am John 'Gallows'. --Bloodghast 19:42, 08 December 2008 (EST)

Join The Darkness

The Captain is in: Cleanoff is here and I am willing to help in the butchery of others. I will be affiliated loosely like a gaping whore hatchet wound with your crew. My involvement will be quite substantial though. Keep me posted and where to start.

Ahhh my good Captain we talk again. I know you have registered to the forum, and should be allowed to view allied areas of such. In there you will get all the information you need, as to where we are going, what we are striking, and as well as who else will be there. Feel free to drop by, and have a look for yourself. If you like, feel free to post as well. --Matt Aries 11:16, 20 August 2008 (BST)
Thats my brother in blood letting...I know I have said this before, but the Captain is a brilliant asset, even if he wont join the team...Id bet he would set an apprentice record for finishing in 1 day :P NEX


i am grahame3 from extinction and i speak on behalf of Extinction that we graciously accept your invitation of being allies, we are currently fighting in Quarlesbank as we speak and any help would be greatly appreciated. in return we offer support providing it is local to the NW of Malton, feel free to post on our forum, happy killings--Grahame3 17:24, 6 August 2008 (BST)

Excellent to have you as a ally, I am sure we of Legends of Darkness shall be in the area eventually to assist in your efforts we may even come as the living impaired --Matt Aries 11:16, 20 August 2008 (BST)
I'd like to formally thank the members of Extinction for accepting our gracious request for an alliance. No matter how they fall, by lead or dead, the DEM and DA will perish over and over again! Dulston was a glorious success!--Psychotic Pantomime 18:55, 3 September 2008 (BST)


I would formally like to invite the Legends of Darkness to join a clique of murderers known as the PKA.

Our forums:

We thank you for your precious time.

--Secruss|Yak|Brahnz!|CGR|PKA|800px-Flag of the United States.svg.png|EMLN|Templates|RRF|RFTM|Crap|WHOZ|Evil3.gif|MU|GN|C2008|Chippy.gif|07:47, 1 July 2008 (BST)

Since we became members of PKA, the spread of Darkness has gathered momentum! Many have seen the power of this dead light.Thanks for the invitation Secruss, it was an honor to have you visit our little part of the world here. Feel free to enter the shadows of our forum anytime. I extend an open invitation to you and your brethren.--Psychotic Pantomime 19:01, 3 September 2008 (BST)


Hi, im ball cancer from the blood cult, i was talkin to Athair Bas and he offered a alliance with you guys, you seem pretty cool. come to our forums at --Ball cancer 05:57, 21 August 2008 (BST)

OH THE BLOOD! It runs in rivers and spells DEM AND DA as it passes through the forest of hell. A spanking of intense proportions awaits them. Psychotic Pantomime is pleased with our newest ally "Blood Cult" *throws a few cold beers and a jar of peanut butter at Ball Cancer* Enjoy my friend, I had to take that out of the cold dead hands of a DA member in Dulston. The enjoyment is much sweeter knowing that. :D --Psychotic Pantomime 19:10, 3 September 2008 (BST)


Please join us in participating in Malton's First Player Killer Olympic Games!

Check out the wiki page: HERE --Squid Boy 18:08, 26 August 2008 (BST)

LoD are definitely in for this, if screen shots are allowed as well as IWitness, seeing as all our members do not use IWitness. --Matt Aries 13:15, 30 August 2008 (BST)
Ah good times! We are there! My congratulations for creating such an interesting and well planned idea out. We are looking forward to all the fun and games of the Pk Olympics. I have created a special mission that surrounds this whole idea. Fun fun fun :D Thats what LoD is about.You can hear us partying all through Malton at night..after the screams die down of course. *evil grin*--Psychotic Pantomime 19:15, 3 September 2008 (BST)


First off, thank you for providing a template for those citizens of Malton who have experienced your graces. I will apply it to the appropriate page once I finish my own wiki work, having been preoccupied with group pages.

However, your execution of my Malton Emergency Medical Service alt was, well, rather lacking in style. of the two members who participated in the reduction of my AP, none of you managed to say anything witty at all... in fact, you didn't say anything. As a long-standing member of the Player Killer community, former Spartan, Columbine Kid, Saint, and currently Rummer-for-hire, I've come to expect a modicum of grace in the act of PKing.

For a member of the Player Killer Alliance, and a group which claims to endeavor to make kills as fun as possible, maybe you should work on your form. --Hardcore Rockabilly 23:09, 6 September 2008 (BST)

May I ask the name of said member that took you down in cold blood without even a "What in the world is that?" BANG!, so we may tourture him/her with idol threats of being forced to join DEM Academy. As a side note if you are looking for a complete list let me know since I have been slacking on my work here with updates.--Matt Aries 14:07, 7 September 2008 (BST)
Theres actually a funny story that goes along with that If you are talking about LaSantaDeVita. I had rev'd a member, done some searching, came back saw you there at 30HP. I had 12AP, 3 shells, 6 shots. So, I was curious to see if I could actually kill you in a dark room with that. You were more of a lab rat than anything. I got you down to 2HP, which is pretty good. Then left standing orders to have you finished. Well, Athair used you as target practice for flares as fun. We were both AP'd and so we did not use AP to talk that time. I know it's a let down. You were not blessed by me. Fear not! I will shmooze you to giggles next time we meet. --Psychotic Pantomime 18:09, 7 September 2008 (BST)

Big Damn Heroes

Let it be known, that any encroachment into territory under the watch of BDH by any PKers will be met with fierce resistance. If your members leave the area, no further harm will come to them.--Alymon 18:53, 9 September 2008 (BST)

  • If you just have to stop by, would you mind stopping off and picking up a pizza? Pineapple and Ham please. We're showing a Lucio Fulci triple feature next week at Merryweather Cinema, but some damned zombies ate Lou, me favorite pizza guy. Fucli just ain't the same without pizza. --CharlieFandango 14:28, 9 September 2008 (EST - God's true timezone, btw)
  • Also there is a children's party at 1pm on Saturday at the theatre and the kids are requesting some mimes. So show up around noon so you can don your creepy white face paint and tight tights. After your performance you can stay around to watch Pee Wee's Big Adventure on the big screen. Please leave your tickle stick at home. --marrion barry 14:28, 9 September 2008 (EST - God's true timezone cause he don't like French Mimes, they creep him out)
Did you enjoy your big damn death in the mall Marrion? I know I did. It was a real Rex plosion! A little Boyd spoke to us and told us to kill :D--Psychotic Pantomime 07:55, 19 September 2008 (BST)
Of course you know, this means I'm going to have to arrest you. Now where did I leave my handcuffs.... --Alymon 22:07, 19 September 2008 (BST)
Can we play good cop / bad cop? Or you can try to arrest me and I can pretend to run away --Psychotic Pantomime 21:02, 21 September 2008 (BST)
That sounds amazing erotic, except it would be better if you were dead, were a female ... umm, you know, nevermind.--Matt Aries 12:13, 22 September 2008 (BST)
I think I've seen this movie. Zombie Strippers, right? Good times. --CharlieFandango 8:53, 22 September 2008 (EST)
Ummm..I AM a female..DOH. And I didn't know you were necro-kinky bad boy.--Psychotic Pantomime 22:47, 22 September 2008 (BST)
I was talkin' too the other girl/guy ... can't tell it's a PAT I guess. Necrokinky? Is that like that Karmasutra thing?--Matt Aries 12:54, 23 September 2008 (BST) bad! (Spanks Alymon for being a PAT) Sorry Matt. --Psychotic Pantomime 21:33, 23 September 2008 (BST)
I'm not familiar with the term "PAT". What do you mean by this? --Alymon 16:39, 3 October 2008 (BST)
Ever watch Saturday Night live? An SNL character "Pat", an obnoxious busybody of undeterminable sex. look here No one can ever get a straight answer from "Pat" as to what gender they are. Matt was explaining that Alymon was a name that isnt clear whether you are male or female so we used the reference "Pat". --Psychotic Pantomime 05:38, 9 October 2008 (BST)

Someone called?

I got a message saying a few 'old friends' are looking for me. ----Ash  |  T  |  яя  | 13:59, 13 September 2008 (BST)

Greetings Ash, please drop a E-Mail so we can relay info on our forum. I and another have been looking for you for a while. Hope to hear from you soon. --Matt Aries 18:20, 13 September 2008 (BST)
Wow, Ash :D Remember the THC days? We are a familiar face and would like to re-connect with you.--Psychotic Pantomime 18:31, 13 September 2008 (BST)
Haha, yeah I remember back then xD. That was about a year ago, if not more. Funny times, funny times. Anyway, I've dropped an email to that address and I'm sure I'll speak to you guys on your forums ----Ash  |  T  |  яя  | 21:10, 14 September 2008 (BST)

Just to let you know...

Johnathan 117 is not a member The Saints, he was a member of a now defunct group of the same name and is not even currently active in game, so if he is on your KOS list because of his affiliation to us then you can remove him. If you don't mind me asking, where did you hear he was a member of our group? --Lynch 21:53, 19 September 2008 (BST)

Do you mind signing your comment so we know who we are talking to. Thanks --Psychotic Pantomime 07:47, 19 September 2008 (BST)
It's simple, Lynch. I check every name in game I run across and add them to my list if they are from a known group. His group says The Saints so he is added as such and will be treated as such until that is altered. --Matt Aries 09:44, 19 September 2008 (BST)
Sorry for not signing my original comment, 'twas simply a mistake. Here's another one for your list then - DracosterIX. Please do treat him as if he were a real Saint as well ;) --Lynch 21:53, 19 September 2008 (BST)
Added to the list as well thank you.--Matt Aries 11:08, 20 September 2008 (BST)

OMG, Killed?

Apparently you killed me, but I can't remember. Do you keep screenshots? And I notice I'm not on your KOS list, so I assume it wasa random kill, right?

We could tell you, if you had signed your post, and we knew who you were. *noobs!* "sigh" This is probably why we killed you. LOL *covers you in sweet syrup and lets loose the killer bees!*--Psychotic Pantomime 00:31, 28 September 2008 (BST)
Damnit! I swear I signed it! Oh well, guess it was about midnight. Yonnua Koponen 14:05, 28 September 2008 (BST)
If you can give us a rough date and who, we can provide a screenshot of such. Without that that is way too much work for us as we have a mountain of kills to our name already. As for the KoS list we have that is for Bounty Hunters and those that have killed us. --Matt Aries 08:42, 30 September 2008 (BST)
Name is Yonnua Koponen, but I don't have the date. I didn't even know you had. Don't worry about it, it isn't important. Yonnua Koponen 16:32, 30 September 2008 (BST)
No promises but if I come across it I will link it to your page --Matt Aries 11:21, 3 October 2008 (BST)
Thanks. Yonnua Koponen 14:17, 4 October 2008 (BST)
I remember killing you, in Dulston, because you killed me first, and you are a bounty hunter ^^ at least, you did report my death to the UD Rogues Gallery. I still have the links to my murders of you. (Ps: Matt, Yonnua was my 3rd kill in my graduation.) Perzeus
I didn't report it, and I'm not a bounty hunter. I may have killed you, but someone else reported it. --Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 20:37, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

The Skorpions

Hey hipsters! Just lookin' for some people to help us smash some nerds. Drop us a line on the forums, we're givin' the Creedy Defense Force the word from the bird:

--PFC 01:24, 9 October 2008 (BST)

Nice of you to drop by. We have plenty going on right now for Oct. but I am looking for lots of "something" to kill in Nov. :D Its been awhile since we got together with others for a good ol murder spree. Matt Aries has been contacting our new and potential allies. I will send him on by to say hello.I always like to support new PK groups..let your numbers rise like the stink of dead bodies! The Darkness lives in all of us! Bird Word! --Psychotic Pantomime 05:55, 9 October 2008 (BST)
I have signed up to your forum and will contact you soon.--Matt Aries 09:45, 11 October 2008 (BST)

Shadows of Hell

Being members of the PKA as well there isn't a reason for us to say no to a personal alliance as well. So we are all for it. --Hells Fargo 11:34, 15 October 2008 (BST)

I have already applied to your forum, and in such have already posted for a alliance. --Matt Aries 12:05, 16 October 2008 (BST)

regarding Adam Selene

Adam Selene is no longer a member of The Saints, and currently a PKing member of Red Rum. If his entry on your KOS list is a result of Group Affiliation, it is worth revision. Hardcore Rockabilly, Retired FAE Axes High AH RR RRF

Thanks for that heads up on Adam Selene. I will remove him from the KOS list. We haven't reviewed the list for a bit. Many players switch groups often and its hard to keep up at times. I appreciate you informing us of his group changes.--Psychotic Pantomime 10:09, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
you should leave him as KOS. he's a group hopping putz.----SexualharrisonStarofdavid2.png Boobs.gif 04:11, 12 January 2009 (UTC)


One of your members, a Rafael, served up a "sorry, but I don't have the AP to taunt you properly" before ending my life a few days ago. Now, I don't mind being freed from that mortal coil, being as that I only went inside to hack down the barricades by axe; but one AP can be easily enough. The one he used to tell me he couldn't taunt me provides enough characters to fill out all but the most complex derisions. I'm not completely sure, but I think he dumped my body too, so that's another AP he could have spent, seems awfully inefficient. That was the first time I'd been murdered in human form by someone thinking I was trying to be human, and it just didn't seem right without a snarky comment or two before pulling the trigger. --Nithalturin 05:56, 30 January 2009 (UTC)

Humm, Rafael gives great taunt too, shame you were denied. I'll pass the message along to him.--Psychotic Pantomime 17:36, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
Oh, hey! Sorry for that, haha. I just tried to kill you in a ironic way, spending 2 AP to say that I didn't have enough AP to taunt you. As I can see you didn't get it, but there's no problem. My humor sense is getting weird I think. But listen, check my profile and you'll see other taunts that I could have used with you. --Rafaelp

The Great Suburb Group Massacre, 2009

Check-Mark-Reviewed.jpg Group Confirmed.
This group was confirmed active. Thank you for your reply.

Occasionally, general checks are done of group activity. This may seem like a stupid question, but it's for all groups, regardless of size. -- User:The Rooster RoosterDragon User talk:The Rooster 15:03, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

Alive and Kickin, actively on the hunt as always! Thanks for asking :P --Psychotic Pantomime 17:27, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
Wait, This was a specific suburb activity request. I looked at the ones you notified and noticed we were classifird as a hostile group in Milltown. Just so you know, we are a nomad group. Non specific. So yes, remove us from Miltown as a hostile group. We are hostile everywhere, though we love to kick Dulston around at vacation time for the lulz. --Psychotic Pantomime 13:55, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
Thanks for your response! You have been removed from the "Hostile Groups" section in Miltown per your request. --Pedentic 17:31, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
Just an FYI, you are also listed in Rolt Heights. I've left you there for now. Linkthewindow  Talk  10:19, 1 March 2009 (UTC)
We spent time in Dulston area going back and forth last year, maybe that's why someone added us. You can remove that as well if you want and any other burb that you may discover us listed as hostile. Thanks for the info. :D --Psychotic Pantomime 07:05, 2 March 2009 (UTC)


You've categorised your group pages, but you should probably create the category. -- User:The Rooster RoosterDragon User talk:The Rooster 20:47, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

The Nobodies

Good day, I see on our page you indicate a KOS attitude to Blair, is this still the case? We have no real want of disputes with any pker group regardless of past histories I would still classify the browncoats as comrades for example and I just wanted to check your thoughts on this matter.--C Whitty 10:52, 29 May 2009 (BST)

I heard a lot of stories in that first week that made me think you guys were just being a bunch of idiots. He was seriously butt hurt and I'm just trying to have some fun in this game. I've decided it's a huge waste of my time and energy to even give this whole mess another thought. You and Blane can have at it. I'm not concerned with your issues between groups and don't care what happens. Just keep the drama away from LoD. Obviously someone has taken it way too far by creating a profile with personal information of Blair's. Whomever did this has got to be the lowest form of scum there is. I do hope Blair gets that squared away and Kevan deletes the profile. Theres no excuse in the world to stoop to such a level and put someones safety at risk over a "Game" --Psychotic Pantomime 05:59, 6 June 2009 (BST)

I must say I was unaware of the "personal" character - thats no fun. Honestly have no ill will to any groups (aside from the fortress) if I see you around I will always tip my cap and offer a heal. --C Whitty 21:47, 7 June 2009 (BST)


EVIL Would like to become allies with you if you are interested.... -Poodle of doom 19:27, 5 July 2009 (BST)

POODLE! This has been here since July? Holy shit, this Dark Mistress has some "Splainin to do. :D Yes I would love to be allies. EVIL is a great group and LoD would love to create lots of mischief by your side. Consider us Allies my friend! Come drop by anytime and say hello.--AU10Pantomime Mistress of Pain┌∩┐()┌∩┐ 11:00, 3 December 2009 (UTC)
Originially, I thought you had requested to us to join your forums to continue down that path. That's why the whole situation was ignored. I didn't feel like pursuing that avenue. However... if your still interested, perhaps we could arrange something.... -Poodle of DoomM! Fear is only as deep as the mind will allow it be.T 13:37, 3 December 2009 (UTC)
I can't think that far Well, if you have anything come up that's fun and interesting let us know on the Wiki then and I'll check this page more often. We're always up to no good and on occasion I plan campaigns / competitions with allies in mind.I'll give you a ring on your Wiki page next time we have one come up.--AU10Pantomime Mistress of Pain┌∩┐()┌∩┐ 17:26, 3 December 2009 (UTC)

Need Volunteers to assist in creating Brad Glores memorial page

Attention all blessed with Wiki-Fu. I am looking for volunteers to help create a memorial page for Brad Glore.Misanthropy has started a sandbox HERE If you could possibly help in any way I would be forever grateful! Please sign up on the discussion page there to volunteer.AU10Pantomime Mistress of Pain┌∩┐()┌∩┐23:35, 21 September 2009 (BST)

I'm working on a replica of the entire wake using the UD template, but there's a lot of other work that'll need done on other pages, mainly a main page for the event and an overview, and subpages for what I'm coding now, his characters, and a bio of the man himself. Probably best to stick an overview of what happened in the page The Wake, with The Wake/Log being my coded log, The Wake/Brad being a bio, and The Wake/Athair and Spacer describing the characters he was known for. I should be able to get a barebones version worked up by the end of the week but I'll mainly be transcribing the logs from Iwitness accounts for the time being. When I fall, I'll weep for happiness 23:41, 21 September 2009 (BST)


ORPHAN.jpg Orphaned Page
The following page(s) were orphaned, meaning they weren't linked from any other page on UDWiki. For house-keeping's sake, we are adding the link onto the relevant talk page. If you don't want the pages anymore just post them on the Deletions Page. You aren't required to do anything, but we'd appreciate if it you kept the link on any one of your pages.

Please note that the link provided below will not remove the page from Orphaned Pages, so you'll still need to manually make a link for us. Thank you.

Thanks --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 19:17, 5 October 2009 (BST)

Thank-you Ross. I keep trying to get back to work on that page and seem to be tugged off every time on some other issue.I'll use this link here till I can co-ordinate myself long enough to work on it.AU10Pantomime Mistress of Pain┌∩┐()┌∩┐20:43, 5 October 2009 (BST)

Greetings from the Brotherhood

Sorry for the slow response. The Brotherhood of the Reckoning has been on hiatus for several months, but we're coming back with a vengeance. I won't be on the wiki a whole lot, though, so you may want to direct communications toward our forum: Thanks, and we look forward to killing with you. :) -413 00:29, 6 October 2009 (BST)

Aw man! I didn't even see this. I'll have to come by the forum and make up for my tardiness. Sorry!--AU10Pantomime Mistress of Pain┌∩┐()┌∩┐ 10:56, 3 December 2009 (UTC)

Friendly Fire Apology

Dr Yagokoro here from the PKnights. Accidentally offed A Psychopath during Samhain, fog of war and all. You guys weren't listed under the PKA, but I didn't take the time to check for DC groups, so that's my fault. Just wanted to stop by and apologize formally. RinKou 00:55, 4 November 2009 (UTC)

Nothing a little profile check could have avoided. Thanks for dropping by though.--AU10Pantomime Mistress of Pain┌∩┐()┌∩┐ 10:46, 3 December 2009 (UTC)

Well earned nominations

Congrats on the MANY nominations for Legends of Darkness and it's members. Don't be surprised if you get all the wins for the categories you are in. Matt Aries 14:16, 2 December 2009 (UTC)

Thank-you Matt! I'm pretty happy about all the nominations. I'm lucky to have such great members! Thanks to Redrum too for all the work they put towards the awards :D --AU10Pantomime Mistress of Pain┌∩┐()┌∩┐ 10:54, 3 December 2009 (UTC)

Hagz that hurt

Looks like we were a little too enthusiastic when giving RafaelP hugs. We seem to have broken him with love. Keep killing! --Globule13 04:10, 3 December 2009 (UTC)

Ah well! These things happen. He loves the attention!--AU10Pantomime Mistress of Pain┌∩┐()┌∩┐ 10:49, 3 December 2009 (UTC)

My Apologies

Hey Legends. I understand that almost a month ago I accidentally killed one of your members in Dowdney. I'd have been here sooner but I haven't been on the Philosophe forums in a while so I was not informed. Again my apologies. I meant nothing by it, just a simple mistake.

The Demon of Razgriz 12/1/09 11:59PM

Like I said, nothing a little profile check could have avoided. Next year I'll post some helpful rules on PKA on how LoD avoids kill steals and killing other PK'rs for Samhain 4. Thanks for dropping by though.--AU10Pantomime Mistress of Pain┌∩┐()┌∩┐ 10:46, 3 December 2009 (UTC)

Congrats to the darkness and it's members!

You all deserve a massive congrats on the many awards you have won. Great group with amazing members, and leadership. Matt Aries 05:54, 29 December 2009 (UTC)


If one of your members would kindly stop by the public section of your forum, it would be appreciated. There has been a tad little wee bit of slight confusion regarding a proposed alliance, and some rather large amounts of stupidity on my part. William X. Savlov 5 March, 2010

I'm not confused at all about what type of player you are. Let's see, You started out an alliance with me by claiming to spy. I suppose, you assumed, it was going to impress me you were a spy? Carrying on with the alliance talks you quickly presented yourself in a manner that inspired all of us to wish death and/or serious injury upon you in no time at all. Once I had shown the BAR what you had said and done, you back pedaled out of that first story and said you were lying. In summary, proclaiming to spy on BAR forums as an opening statement to an alliance with a fair play group was a seriously stupid thing to do. I'm still not sure if you are telling the truth or not. Not sure what you were trying to achieve there but you sure as hell made quite a few enemies. Suddenly you are remorseful. For being caught? Funny how that happens, isn't it? I don't have anything to say other than get lost. We're done here. Oh wait.. one more thing, you'll have no reputation ever on that profile, other than scab. --AU10Pantomime Mistress of Pain┌∩┐()┌∩┐ 00:00, 6 March 2010 (UTC)
Who said anything about remorse? I knew you supported fair play, so I used it to my advantage. I wanted to take the heat off of myself so I made a diversion, I never intended to join your group at all, I prefer working alone. But I saw nothing wrong with asking the dead bunnies for help, zombies are just zombies after all. I did go to their forum, and I threw some hooks in to get help, and then you informed me indirectly of their zerging. After a search around the wiki, I found it most likely true, so I called it off. If I had known ahead of time, I wouldn't have dreamed of asking them anything. Also as a side note, the dead bunnies are as bad as everyone says, they had NO problem with working with me, they even suggested I tell my "spy" to kill BAR members from the inside during the attack and send misleading info beforehand. William X. Savlov 12 March, 2010
To be perfectly honest, I don't see why any intelligent person would want to cheat at a game that was abhorrently boring and so simple a toddler could manage to play it. The only thing that makes it challenging or interesting is the metagaming that adds an element of surprise and the awesome people you get to meet playing it. Why don't you try the other side for a bit. Just a thought. It's a hell of a lot more fun, recreational wise, considering ..IT'S JUST A GAME FOR GODS SAKE.--AU10Pantomime Mistress of Pain┌∩┐()┌∩┐ 22:35, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

Oh the drama lmao. --Firetwig W! 07:29, 1 May 2010 (BST)

Hello, people!

I'm just a surgeon, not a public speaker, and I'm unfamiliar with there kinds of... statements, so, please, be indulgent, okay?

Ahem. Kh-hm.

Random shooting is ok, even though we have some rotting people to dismember, but enough is enough. Killing our naive newcomers for no reason is just unjust! I really don't like to do it, but it looks like I have a lot of SCIENCE to do! Science though superior firepower! We are powerful, our online is high, our allies are plenty, and we have a lot of lead snacks for you to chew on~! And those who will be alive will be subjects of my little experiments, so, maybe... Maybe it's just much better for you to jump out of high buildings and live happily ever after? Or something.

Thanks you for your attention, dead people!

Fran Madaraki out~05:09, June 16, 2010 (BST)

Learn how sign your posts twirp.--AU10Pantomime Mistress of Pain┌∩┐()┌∩┐ 05:55, 4 July 2010 (BST)

Erstwhile Allies!

Feel free to vote for your ally, Sage Carr in the mayoral election for Malton. Sage Carr is the right choice for PKer's everywhere! Sage Carr! Sage Carr! Thank you for your time.

Paid for by the the Cobra effort to elect Sage Carr

Sage|Carr Cobra 20:16, 23 June 2010 (BST) - Poodle of Doom 01:06, 3 August 2010 (BST)

Special Invitation

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He who is hated by all can not expect to live long. -Pierre Corneille

You are herby cordially invited to attend EVIL's first ever Rage in a Cage match. Please reserve your spot today by clicking here and starting a new topic. If you choose not to attend the event, we ask that you inform us of this decision as well.

Upon receiving this invitation, you are asked to forward it on, in its entirety, to five (5) PKer groups of your choosing. We hope to see you at the event!!

Your Brothers in Arms,

What the heck

On one of my accounts that I began just for leveling up and basic Zed killing I was killed again and again by a one Laquered IQ (spelled incorrectly and everything) who, though does not show any specific group affiliation I found out that she appears to have a connection to you. Now this comes as a surprise to me as on that account, I only kill people who I know are PKers (such as your annoying selves) so that people won't be annoyed. (god your all so annoying) I then proceeded to hunt her down and killed them about 4 times through two different towns, even after they got revived, and twice when they were already a zombie. I wouldn't have done it if they hadn't killed me twice for no apparent and cited reason. Even as a zombie I was trying with my limited vocab to remind them who I was.

Geez. Don't be a coward and show your group affiliation next time. Annoy me, I annoy you. -A guy who hates PKERS

PS: I personally killed psycho two or three times on a different account and I have her name highlighted in black on all accounts so even if they're a zombie I can just kill them again and again. Friggin annoying.

PPS: It was triple as annoying cuz I was using most of my time on that account to revive people, cuz NOT EVERYONE WANTS TO BE A ZOMBIE OR HAVE TO WAIT DAYS BEFORE THEY CAN DO ANYTHING THEY WANT TO AGAIN. It's a valuable service and I even listed myself as someone who was part of something like that so it makes it even more shitty for you guys to send whoever after me. Seriously don't be a jerk.

LOL --Ash  |  T  |  яя  | 10:36, 5 February 2011 (UTC)

Great Suburb Group Massacre 2011

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No reply has been recieved as to whether this group is still active. The 14 days have passed and as such the groups link has been removed from suburb listings. If the group is again active please feel free to revert these changes

--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 22:59, 21 January 2011 (UTC)

O Hay/Vasectomy Tour

As chief whip of Red Rum, I can now say that we're actually allied (instead of just listing me). Also, I don't know why I haven't already, but we're currently touring malls in Malton, and would like to extend an invite to you guys: please feel free to accompany us on the Big Red Vasectomy Tour! --Ash  |  T  |  яя  | 10:36, 5 February 2011 (UTC)

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