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Dulston Destruction Tour

Dulston is a veritable treasure trove of bra!nz and people to kill, and this group intends to do just what its name implies. You still have the numbers, and before you get bored and wander off going feral again, why not wander off to Dulston? More info at DDT.

Kill All Barricades

Mah zambah brahz ah hav... ah, cut the crap -- we're breaking into Hildebrand, but brothers, we must tame our brain-eating passions and keep the gateway open for the rest of the horde. If we expend all of our energy to keeping the doors open, the harmanz will expend all of theirs keeping them closed. But much determined zombie brain-munching will be instantly undone with an easily found first aid kit. Brahz, ram za baraghaz!

Howdy Mall Tour '07 it's the Undeadites!

We Undeadites are in Roftwood at the moment and would like to let you know that we are happy to offer our support here at Hildebrand Mall. contact us on our wiki talk page, if we don't hear from you guys, we'll still be in the area, so just letting you know that the Undeadites are on your side, and hitting the mall daily!--Surfincow 01:55, 22 March 2007 (UTC)

Malton Murder Awards Nominees

MMA.JPG Malton Murder Award Nominee
This User or Group has been nominated by the general populace for engaging with in the murderous ways of Malton. Be sure to vote here for your choice by 23.00 GMT on the 15th!

Most Notorious (Individual): Xyu

Most Notorious (Group): The Mall Tour

Good Luck! --Karloth Vois RR 01:07, 14 March 2007 (UTC)


Comrades, the soft parade has risen, and is ready to help the Mall Tour. Please acknowledge this on your page. Everything must be this way!

Sweet a mall tour, my zombie is so getting in on this.--Rodwy 00:57, 4 January 2007 (UTC)

YES WERE FINALY UP! WOOHOO! I will make a zombie theam song for our new tour! --Reptileus 20:23, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

We should use the same attack that was used in the attack before. All attack at the same time. I think it would be pritty suscessful. --Reptileus 00:43, 6 January 2007 (UTC)

War Song

For Zombies

Hrh rh ma rrrh hrrrh rh rrrh rng. Hrh rng rh hrh ra rh rrh rrh brrh. Grrh rh rrrh rh, grrh rh rrrh brarn, grrh rh rrrh rng, rrrh, an barrh! Rh rh arh rrrh ma an rrrh hrm. Rh rh arh rrrh rrh an rrh hrm. Rh rh arh rrh rrrh rh. An rrrh rh an rrh hrm rnrrh rrh! Rh rh marh an marh an marh. Hrh ha hrh rh angrrh, Mrh? Rh rrrrn. Rrrh grh harh rh rrh. Nrh rrh rh rrh, rrh rnrgh rrh arh hrh mrnrrh, hrh zrh, hrh rrh, hrh rrrh rh Ma rrrh! RA RA RA!

  • would it be too much to ask for a song that's actually something we can get behind without having to translate it? Daniel Hicken 22:40, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

For Humanzzz...

This is mall tour here is our song. The Song of the dead cry out for blood. Give us your flesh, give us your brains, give us your lungs, livers, and bladders! We will take your malls and destroy them. We will take your forts and crush them. We will take you Police Dept. and fire Dprt and rip them inside out! We will march and march and march. He shall howl with anger, Mrh? with Questions. Your gods have left you. Now you will die, for tonight you face the monsters, the zeds, the evil, the power of Mall Tour '07! RA RA RA!

Haha, cheers! I'll get that added onto the page a bit later on, and thanks. :D --Xyu 02:35, 7 January (GMT)

Obligatory Section for Harmanz to Moan About Zombie Spies

  • Tumbleweed
    • Distant coyote howling

Wait a're a Pwotter, but you're moaning about Zombie spies? You should be outside with us! Heh, ok I'll check into these names, thanks. --Xyu 19:41, 9 January (GMT)

Getting others involved?

I believe We need a public figure head, one who will lead us in this time of us zombies causing unbalance in the game. I vote Xyu since he’s the one who started mall tour last time. --Reptileus 00:01, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Xyu is great, but alot of the new zombies have no idea who he is, and frankly it is well known he hasn't been all that active for the or eight months. i say we should elect three or so zombies that people recognise from the larger groups to stand at the top of the horde. i suggest Xyu, myself, and whoever it is that leads the RRF now. XD --Bullgod 04:01, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

---I have some cool news, Ive just destroyed all power and radios in Calvert Mall. The Mall is left with no power and last I checked the North-west wall was down. I'll past the image on my profile page for all to see. --Reptileus 23:27, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Guys, this is all good, and I'm down for whatever will help Zombie players have more fun with this, but : The one thing we took pride in last time was that we didn't have 'leaders', we had organizers that didn't get listed in the leader section if we could help it. So, if we have representatives or organizers, that's all good, but let's try and leave that leadership section with 'none' listed in it if possible, because we should all be equals in this. --Xyu 03:17, 11 January 2007 (GMT)

hmmm agreed then. But perhaps we should start somewhere else for Mall tour, we don't have alot of sapporters here and Cinger mall is still getting it's ass handed to in on a plate. --Reptileus 22:31, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

Well most of us are already at Calvert, so hopefully that'll be getting it's ass handed to it instead shortly. --Xyu 00:49, 12 January 2007 (GMT)

Most of you? Last count was 25 zombies... --MarieThe Grove 18:59, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

Well you know, some Zombies stay down whilst recharging ap's, so maybe try adding some of the number on the floor next time aswell. ¬_¬ (there's...let me check....84 dead bodies outside the NW corner.) --Xyu 20:07, 13 January, 2007 (GMT)

Ahh I take it back- half the malls gone this morning- wasn't much of a seige though. Inconvient though I planned for my tour to start and fill up at Calvert. Maybe we'll try Caiger- where are you guys going next- I want to avoid a seige till we get going ;) --MarieThe Grove on Tour 09:50, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

Ahhh Another Mall tour is well under way. I can't wait to see more malls. --Reptileus 00:09, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

Bale Mall

You guys are sure? I fear Bale would be for the Tour like Giddings Mall was for The Big Bash, if you understand me. --Matthew Fahrenheit YRCT+1 22:56, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

So you're admitting that you guys use bots? --Sonny Corleone RRF CRF DORIS Hunt! 03:10, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
I really don't know what to tell you. If you plan me to speak for every yagotoner, I could tell you that I'm sure nobody cheats and you'll know that that's a lie. You can tell me that you're sure nobody cheats on the RRF/CRF/DORIS and I'll say you're a liar in return. But, when I talk about cheats I'm talking about the more-frequent-than-desired zerging, as I consider bots to be next to a legend, and the impact of any of those that actually existed extremely overestimated in order to justify a defeat. Now, talking for myself, I just expect that my two characters at 7-8 blocks of distance (the closest they have ever been) won't trigger the counterzerging measures instaled by Kevan. --Matthew Fahrenheit YRCT+1 17:49, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Cheers for the comment Matthew, but Bale has never, ever been anywhere near on par with Giddings, (the only mall apart from Caiger that actually gave the Tour a proper fight last year.) so we won't be fearing at all. If things go to plan though we'll maybe stop by the YRC aswell, just to say hi. :D -- Xyu 11:58, 16 January 2007

Well, that's what I feared. I really don't talk as a YRC guy (my chara OnlyMatt) but as a zombie that is following the Tour altough kinda unoficially (JustMatt). There's a good ammount of good leveled and organized survivors and I was fearing that maybe Bale isn't the same as it was when the tour first attacked it. I won't like for the actual tour, that doesn't has such a massive membership as the former one, to be halted by a survivor stronghold before it reachs its full potential. Anyways, I'll lend you my hand, and syringes from 8 blocks away ^_^. --Matthew Fahrenheit YRCT+1 17:49, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Well I must say you were very prompt in leaving Calvert :) Its back in human hands just 2 days after you ransacked the place. Pretty quick for a lower leveled mall :) --MarieThe Grove on Tour 16:22, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Awesome Matt, it's cool to know you're with us, and Marie : yeah, that's sadly the way of things with the malls. They're usually infested again with life just after we've left, but we're just touring and checking the places out (and grabbing snacks for the journey), not planning on holding onto anything. :) --Xyu 21:21, 16 January, 2007 (GMT)

You are only grabbing snacks ? I am picking every pair of pants i can so the harmanz will also have to live in 'freedom' :) --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 03:12, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

IT'S DEAD, IT'S DEAD, IT'S DED DED DEDDY DED DED. --Xyu 02:17, 22 January, 2007 (GMT)


well, i managed to get inside Bale, and copipastad the list of harmanz inside... and, believe me, there a lot of harmanz inside there... i think we will need a few more zmobies to join us, or we wont take this mall that soon :\ --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 03:15, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

here is the full list (NW, NE, SE, SW), @03:15, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

Also here are Ahote (54HP), Aeternus Miasma (57HP), Thari (60HP), Libreg (60HP), Hingascout (60HP), kobuki91 (60HP), Mousebeard (50HP), Caipre (50HP), Paul Burnyan (60HP), Bill Blue (56HP), Frank Deth (60HP), busskiller (60HP), Cheveron (60HP), PrivateCunningham (60HP), Zoklet (60HP), Bishop A (60HP), Steve Fantana (60HP), Jack The Bear (60HP), Skizzaltix (50HP), thor heyerdahl (60HP), LORDKAHUNA (60HP), Gimme Cheese (60HP), Doubler (60HP), nebnet (50HP), Vercingetoriks (60HP), Akira Kawamura (60HP), Bashar (56HP), UndeadMantis (60HP), Scotchtape (60HP), Sidney Kingston (60HP), SirFred (60HP), Johnny Uppercut (60HP), the24haha1 (50HP), Mistery (60HP), Orie Shizuoka (57HP), Private Roland (60HP), Tabbibus (60HP), Queep (60HP), burntclone (60HP), Inspector Clouseau (60HP), Emilio the lama (60HP), Jerry Con (58HP), Ouch That Hurts (57HP), 01200999 (60HP), Xpheyel (59HP), VinnieGognitti (56HP), Afifi (21HP) and fredz (25HP).
Also here are Old White Fu Manchu (50HP), Darkfalle (60HP), Zed A Wesker (60HP), raserbajs (50HP), slf67 (60HP), Joe Blob (60HP), Brookston Fowler (50HP), J0hnny R0773n (60HP), Jon Khan (60HP), evilyoda1 (50HP), Billy Bob Smeckley (60HP), wormzor (60HP), Jarod Lavay (60HP), bigburra (60HP), yummy treat (60HP), Diclo (59HP), Cinderhella (50HP), bite my (60HP), Hoki (60HP), Asdead Zombheim (60HP), Alvaro Gerardo (50HP), TheDavibob (50HP), collies (60HP), R31 (60HP), ArturFujimori (50HP), Tom Mathias (60HP), NickAdams (60HP), jakey07 (50HP), Chupathingie (60HP), Dr Normalove (50HP), WasP2kx (50HP), Tarah Westman (60HP), McBlackjack (60HP), thed00d (60HP), Jubilation Lee (60HP), micbit (60HP), gunner (60HP), viana (60HP), Dash Solo (60HP), matthew is alive 3 (58HP), The Truth Seeker (50HP), MetalPhil (60HP), Armaphine (60HP) and joshwar (50HP).
Also here are Quinten Godsey (60HP), chad jones (60HP), pinata666 (60HP), Kirill (60HP), Avenir (60HP), Defisch1 (50HP), Asahi (60HP), Bob from Accounts (60HP), GeeBee1 (60HP), Magnolia White (60HP), OmniTempest (60HP), Shooter MacGaven (60HP), chip mccain (50HP), Xavier Lo (60HP), CB3 (60HP), Brian Deadmoron (60HP), TheTickTock (60HP), grimnebulin (60HP), Toryn Farr (60HP), Grob Green (60HP), DefNes (60HP), CrimsonRavage (60HP), Justin987654321 (50HP), Slayer Megas (60HP), alunorz (60HP), Myddri (60HP), BigRob (60HP), BAR Kirby (50HP), oinkler (60HP), Clannad (60HP), Diefenbaker (50HP), Scratch'nsniff (60HP), Malton Kanes (60HP), Captain Joe Jack (60HP), GunneyChop (38HP), Deras (60HP), Aambit2 (60HP), Mitchell Baker (60HP), mohhamed2point0 (50HP), Kingofhar (60HP), Bleemer (60HP), Hassan i Sabbah (60HP), Pharlik (60HP), Nikolai Volorkey (40HP), Wilbur Hasslehoff (60HP), dayday8 (60HP), tricelt2 (60HP), Geo Bear (60HP), moonspell904 (60HP), Whitley Little (60HP), Yelta (60HP) and Marphos (51HP).
Also here are Nukedog (60HP), Mr Tipsy (60HP), Nathan Ketner (60HP), DracoMage (60HP), Trampiax (60HP), DoomBringer00 (60HP), Ady B (60HP), Marcus 3 (60HP), 4c3 (60HP), Rod Farva (60HP), Dr Robert Hanson (60HP), Grim Aspect (60HP), unZombie Bop (60HP), Tokuro (60HP), John McIntyre (50HP), Mike Summers (60HP), Tact (60HP), daikon' (60HP), ScouterKai (60HP), Mikhail Baryshnikov (60HP), Doctor Goodguy (60HP), chubb fire (60HP), Vanderloo (60HP), matthew is dead (50HP), Catherine (60HP), DRBEEF (60HP), ELeeming (60HP), Simon Evans (60HP), stuartbman3 (60HP), oh god it burns (60HP), The Happy Man (60HP), willchenso10 (50HP), Vaster (60HP), evil ninja (60HP), 7he Death (50HP), Scraps Magee (60HP), a disabled character (60HP), Hofmann (60HP), doctor butcher md (60HP), glumdog (50HP), hiding (60HP), expoduck (60HP), Pee Kay (60HP), PeregrinusNG (60HP), NKisLOVE (60HP), james hat (60HP), Crazy Science Man (60HP), DanB3 (60HP), dmbrummwtt (60HP), Benny Nijman (60HP), Brother Davren (60HP), Hellkitten Blue (60HP), DoomGaze (60HP), llearch (60HP), jerry90289 (60HP), Ginnison (60HP), sirsire3 (50HP), PrimooIT (60HP), Brumenor (60HP), Saramber (60HP), Desti nova (60HP), petite fille (50HP), Don Mega (60HP), ransomnator (60HP), HBK88 (50HP), George Bannerman (60HP), JohnRain (60HP), tokorev (60HP), last man sitting (60HP), Mistweaver (60HP), Doc Hudson (50HP), Ice Man 55 (50HP), Alerox (60HP), Vilkkuu (60HP), Pasdenez (60HP), zombra (60HP), Lord of Tears (60HP), zoco (59HP), Grey Graham (60HP), Ravi Mahone (60HP), bopon (50HP), Mckoll (50HP), scout n (50HP), Fairlight (60HP), Jzarr66 (46HP), Spaceman Spliff (50HP), Stefan Forbes (50HP), Magic Man (60HP), smoke jumper (60HP), Thomas Olen (60HP), Head Masher (60HP), Stompymink (60HP), SoylentBlack (50HP), evillic3 (60HP), max22 (60HP), Raket Scientist (60HP), Amperes (57HP), Giraffe Man (57HP), pittious (50HP), CrazyEva (60HP), PvtBailey (60HP), Battle Pope (60HP), m60fly 3 (60HP), Bralor (57HP), nuts monk (60HP), Francis Snottly III (60HP), Truex (60HP), Emile Bernard (59HP), Frank Silsby (50HP), Dr Zoidberg V (50HP), ThePurpleBuffalo (60HP), PeeWee's Herman (60HP) and Wonko Stenchrott (60HP).

Awesome, plenty to kill! --Xyu 19:10, 18 January 2007 (GMT)

wow large list there, its ok we have been entering basically everyday and if not killing as many ppl as possible we are at least distrupting their efforts

Lebende Tote

The Lebende Tote would like to say "H!" to Mall Tour '07. As it happens, we took a road trip to Yagoton right before you got there, so we are there as well. We would like to aid the Tour, and have hit the mall the past few nights. Tho i would still like to contact you, maybe talk about times of attack. I tried the forum, and am still waiting to get my email. So i thought i would drop a line here. Best way to contact me is thru email, or go to our forums and just use our open chat room there to talk to any Tote Elder/member. Thanks. Jackson 5 03:34, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

Holy shit, I thought you guys hated us. After the whole DORIS thing. --Sir Sonny Corleone RRF CRF DORIS Hunt! 03:38, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
Your in Mall Tour? And besides, this is ZOmbAhs. Jackson 5 03:47, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
Of course I'm in Mall Tour. I'm a dedicated zombie and like best friend of Xyu. --Sir Sonny Corleone RRF CRF DORIS Hunt! 03:50, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
Well i never keep up with game politics. God knows i hate it. You wanna stop by the forum/chat then? I would like to know times of raids and such so we can try to get a group of Tote Elders smashing at the cades at the same time. Looked like one happened tonight, thing was we went like an hour before that and are attacking a hospital at the same time. Jackson 5 03:55, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
Oh, I don't know raid times. I go to school during the first raid and I work during the second. I log on once a night at around 9-10 PM. --Sir Sonny Corleone RRF CRF DORIS Hunt! 03:58, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
Hmmm, well can you pass along to your buddy that im still waiting to get into the forum, and that i would like to talk to somone that does the organazation (unless he just see's it here first). Id really like to have all the Totes hit at once, but it would be better if we had even more people also hitting at the same time. Jackson 5 04:03, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
If you got IRC you can probably talk to the guys in charge of Mall Tour. They know more about it than I do. --Sir Sonny Corleone RRF CRF DORIS Hunt! 04:04, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
IRC? I can get it. Anything i need to know to find the channel? Jackson 5 04:06, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
Nexus War server and #mall_tour channel. --Sir Sonny Corleone RRF CRF DORIS Hunt! 04:14, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

YAYAY, more Zambahz! It's really great to have you with us, and I'm sure you'll be a big help when you join us in our attacks. As for the forum stuff, I saw you registered twice, but I'll let the Jackson 5 account in. If you'd rather have the other one let in instead, just post back here and let me know. Xyu 14:35, 20 January, 2007 (GMT)

Yeah, thats fine. I thought the first time it was an automated valadation thing, thats why i made two. I grabed your times of attack there.. but i was thinking somehting more precices. We noramly try to get about 7 or more of us to hit at once, like withen 5 mins. Drop by our forum any time. We have an open chat you can jump on and talk to us with. Hope to see ya in the mall ::thumbs up:: Jackson 5 01:01, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
Just saw the precises times.. but still a bit confused about the time translations..math.. so i think i got it. Tho a rep to our forum would be great still Jackson 5 01:15, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

any new ideas

I got an idea. I thing that we should not rush things. We should stay in some suburbs after ransaking a mall. We should tour around the suburb for a while to look for survivor runners and coward harmans. This way we can be sure that the mall that we just ransaked is will stay ransaked for a long period of time.
Also I think that we should have an area of destruction or something. All the buildings in a 8 block radius of the mall will be attacked and ransaked. Because usually survivors just lurk really close by. This way when we leave they can just go back to the mall. We are not accomplishing anything if the survivors are just returning back after 5 days or even less. User:Gone fishing March 10 2007

Dose anyone have any new ideas for an attack plan? --Reptileus 20:19, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

Stop pretending like you are someone important in this group Reptileus. You are nothing more than a liar.--Gage 20:20, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
What do we have here. Someone seemed to wake up on the wrong side of the bed this mourning.--Reptileus 20:22, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
Oh wait... you don't remember the Confederacy of Malton? What about that "leadership" role you played in the Second Siege of Caiger Mall? All lies.--Gage 20:26, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
Reptileus, you're a fucking moron. Throw yourself out a window. I hope you don't rise as a zombie. --Sir Sonny Corleone RRF CRF DORIS Hunt! 01:53, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

Arguing Zombies? Graaaagh! We're ok for ideas, don't worry about it.--Xyu 03:31, 21 January 2007 (GMT)

I've got an attack plan.

  • 1) amass zombie horde
  • 2)kill barricades on one corner of mall
  • 3)HARMAN HAMBARGARZ --JohnWilcox 21:21, 21 January 2007 (GMT)thats a lot of 21s

Guys! We can't really plan here, with anyone and everyone being able to see what we're planning. Join the forum if you haven't already and discuss it there if you want. You'll have to talk about our next mall or something though, because Bale just got ransacked. Aaaaghhhhh. --Xyu 02:10, 22 January, 2007 (GMT)

why dont we just mill around like cows and randomly eat narbahbargarz like we usually do? -zed231



Now, talking seriously, I'm expecting a bite or two from you guys, don't dissapoint me as I don't wanna be anonymus zed canned food! Anyways, I'm sad that I won't be able to bring my zed character there, but as soon as another mall is scheduled for attack count me in the front line! Cya at Whatmore when IP hits reset! (in around 5 hours). --Matthew Fahrenheit YRCT+1 18:34, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Well it would appear that Whatmore is no more. That was fun :D now then more brains please Jeeves and be quick about it. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Kalshiar (talkcontribs) at an unknown time.

Over 100 Zombies

WOOHOO! YOu guys have over100 Zombies! When dose the party Start, becuse some of us would like to avoid it! --Apex 21:19, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

Hello Zombies…and Reptileus. To celebrate the fact that you have over 100 members, and that you guys have been keeping me busy, I have decided to give you all a gift (Reptileus Not included) . SO here have a happy template from a vary happy Game player.--Apex 21:00, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

God.jpg Behold the power of...

Apex Almighty!]]

Apex Almighty has been here, and he likes this page! Be sure to visit the areas of the wiki the mighty one has created, the Urban Dead Timeline and Mall Information Center! And Be sure to See the The James Earl Jones Awards.

Was that to be some kind of insult? If so let me say somthing in return to your statement.


Now never let me catch you here again!--Reptileus 01:33, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

Die a horrible death. Now. --Sir Sonny Corleone RRF CRF DORIS Hunt! 01:44, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

Which One, the dingbat or me? --Apex 22:19, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

I do believe that was directed at Dingbat, Cuz Reptileus is quite possibly the stupidest person ever. Cisisero 23:46, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

A Helping PKer

Care for a PKer to help you guys sack Stickling? I'm already killing around there. --Slice 'N' Dicin' Axe Hack 15:12, 27 January 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, sure tell all your PKing friends to come and help. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by JohnWilcox (talkcontribs) at an unknown time.
Cool.'s my PKer's ID. Try not to kill an ally... --Slice 'N' Dicin' Axe Hack 15:53, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
Eh, check out Überleben see if its to your liking. Jackson 5 03:20, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Sorry. I'm going solo first. After some time being a solo artist, I'm thinking Doris or Red Rum. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 14:22, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

An Op-Ed Piece

This editorial is not the creation of anyone officially affiliated with Mall Tour 07. It is the solely the opinion of its writer and does not necessarily reflect the opinion of the Mall Tour 07 leadership.

Mall Tour 07. One of the latest large scale zombie offenses. I believe that it holds much more importance than some may credit it with. But before I explain this in detail, let us look at the background into which it was born.

Shacknews, a greatly feared, highly metagamed zombie horde had just finished its rampage across Malton's center line. It was disbanding, ending its rule of terror over the many big malls of the survivor north. And with it was the ending of the coordination by zombies that some regarded as legendary. The mega-horde's spear tip was gone, and the zombies were left realing. Survivors were quick to take advantage of this; they struck back, reclaiming the malls they had lost and rebuilding their lives as they have always done. Bale and Stickling came back early, and eventually even Caiger was taken from the CRF. Survivors are now of the offensive. There is not a single mall they do not defend. Caiger is under siege again, yes, but it goes in favor of its new living residents. This is the time into which Mall Tour 07 has begun.

It began small, a ragtag group of frenzied zombies bashing the cades at Calvert Mall. Soon more joined in, and the first shopping center fell. Mall Tour moved, as it must. Bale came next, falling with little more effort than Calvert. Now Stickling is under siege. Calvert and Bale have been rebuilt again, leaving the mark of this new Mall Tour hardly felt on those survivors. With well-known and powerful human groups, such as Channel Four News Team and The Lime Brigade moving to defend Stickling this looks to be a hard fight. I say this battle is more important to zombies than many may realize. The CRF is failing and the RRF is losing control of the territories it has long held as their own annexations. If Mall Tour 07 cannot achieve victory over the survivor force in Stickling Mall, then zombies will have no recent examples of good horde work. They will look back and wish Shacknews was still around and lament that they cannot seem to find success in terrorizing survivors like they once did. If Mall Tour 07 does not continue, does not destabilize the growing safe quarters of the city, then survivors will continue to flourish and force back the zombie forces.

I see two possible outcomes of this battle. The first being that the fledgling Mall Tour succeeds and continues with its rampaging fun, restoring the balance of strong survivors and feared zombies. The second, and I am making pure speculation on this part, is that they fail, dragging zombies into a lesser time. Should Mall Tour 07 fail, then survivors will keep pushing back on the zombie forces. They will keep retaking Necrotechs, Fire departments, Police Departments, Hospitals and the other resource building while using malls as bases of operation. Zombies will find it more and more frustrating to stand and sway in the outer of sections of Malton. They will seek refuge in Greater, and eventually Lesser, Ridleybank. Perhaps they will be forced back further, into the blackmore building; there, like an explosion being bottled, they will either fizzle out, or burst out into the empty spaces long cleared of zombies and survivors. Either way, it will be an interesting thing to watch. --Gateking 02:51, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

    • very true.. but what annoys me is that now the idiots in stickling mall are combat reviving the zombies..

1) not only does this add to the possible list of pkers entering the mall. 2) it allows the zombies to feed on some outside flesh giving them xp and making them stronger. 3) wastes valuable ap.. therefore in conclusion stop the combat revives you idiots.. it isn't helping the mall

A lot changes in one week. Caiger's falling again. This seriously reduces the conceived importance of Mall Tour 07. Another zombie group has achieved success, while MT struggles. RRF offensive going on, survivor greenlands starting to disintegrate in both north and south. Still, MT 07 has to potential to bring full terror effect back to the zombies. --Gateking 22:50, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

Terms of Surrender

General Xyu: In accordance with the substance of my letter to you of the 8th instant, I propose to receive the surrender of the army of Mall Tour '07 on the following terms, to wit: Rolls of all the officers and Zombies to be made in duplicate, one copy to be given to an officer to be designated by me, the other to be retained by such officer or officers as you may designate. The officers to give their individual paroles not to take up arms against the governments of the Malton Rangers, Lime Brigade, and Channel 4 News Team until properly exchanged; and each company or regimental commander to sign a like parole for the men of their commands. The claws, teeth, and brains you took to be parked and stacked, and turned over to the officers appointed by me to receive them. This will not embrace the sense of barhah of the officers nor their Private brains or Zombie Horses. This done, each officer and Zombie will be allowed to return to his home in stickling mall, not to be disturbed by Malton Rangers, Lime Brigade, or C4NT authority so long as they observe their paroles and the laws in force where they may reside. Furthermore, by signing this document, you acknowledge that the three parties mentioned above have administered unto you a thorough asskicking, and you acknowledge their will, dazzling good looks, and manly charm far exceed that of your own.

Finally, by accepting this terms of surrender, you acknowledge that the word of jesus chrst as interperated by the prophet Joseph Smith and the church of latter day saints is the only real religion to follow, and that you will spread his Mormon Goodness around Malton. Furthermore, you agree that by accepting this surrender, you change you're name to Mormon Tour '07, instead of bringing Barhah to the malls of malton, you will bring Mormonism.

--General Lee A. Dickhole Malton Rangers 22:29, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

0_0 what the.... Don't do this let them continue with thier playing around. Just gives me losts of EXP. --Apex 01:48, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

Who's 'jesus chrust'? Some sort of pizza crust prophet?--Lachryma 02:17, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

Shove it up your dickhole, dickhole.--Gage 02:46, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
Rear, why so angry? --General Lee A. Dickhole Malton Rangers 03:06, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
I'm still wondering about that chrust guy...Don't let Gage distract you from the real issue!--Lachryma 03:08, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
The Mormon church calls him Chrust, and I'm basing that off of absolutely nothing. --General Lee A. Dickhole Malton Rangers 03:10, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
Very interesting...I've never heard that at any services...Daniel Hicken 03:42, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
Hence the fact that I said I based it off of nothing. --General Lee A. Dickhole Malton Rangers 03:44, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
Since you answered my question (with pure BS, but no matter), I'll tell why I think Gage is mad: Zombies are at 38% and you are calling for one of the few large hordes to disband?! Are you trying to suck the fun out of UD?!--Lachryma 03:15, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
If you read the actual terms, you'd understand that they'd simply be admitting that they can't get the mall with the rangers, c4nt, and limeys out. I did say that if they accepted the terms, we'd leave and the mall is as good as theirs. I'm trying to help both sides out, we get an ego boost and they get a mall. --General Lee A. Dickhole Malton Rangers 03:38, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
That'd be like taking a mall using zergers (read: lame), and you'd be condemning all non-metagaming survivors to a grisly fate...As well as making the Mall Tour this time around lose all creditability. That's not much fun. And what fething zombie siege ever ended with a truce?!--Lachryma 03:43, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
Well, I hate to sound arrogant, but if it keeps going the way it has been, itll loose --General Lee A. Dickhole Malton Rangers 03:46, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
Loose? What's loose-Oh, you mean 'lose', gotcha. Well, I guess we'll just wait and see what Xyu says.--Lachryma 03:47, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
I seriously doubt Xyu is going to except this, DHG. This is the sissy way out of this. There's a quote if I remember it that says "Fight with honor until the end!" or something like that. Obviously you have very bad tactics. I recommend the book "The Art of War" by ancient Chinese philosopher Sun Tzu. It might actually save your ass. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 14:19, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
Xyu? where is Xyu? he hasnt been with the mall horde in a week. I've been headshotting him as much as I can since the mall tour started and havent seen him lately. Hmmmmm? Has he run for the zombie hills already?? I guess I'll have to move onto a lesser reptilius. --Sigpistol1.gifShowcaseTalk
Ha, I'm still here, and no we're not accepting this offer from DHG. It was half a wind-up anyway, and there's no bad feelings about any of it so things are cool. We're still outside Stickling and we've not given up either. As for my char, he's been with the attack groups everyday, but hasn't been on his feet unless it's been to attack, so maybe that's why you've only seen him on the floor. I had someone following me around last year aswell, and quickly found that the best way of avoiding many headshots outside malls was to stay on the ground unless I was taking part in timed attacks, so your chances of a Xyu headshot will be pretty rare from here on out. ;D --Xyu 17:20, 03 February, 2007. (GMT)
I knew Xyu would laugh in your face about this, DHG. And I still say this dumb surrender thing would suck some of the fun out of UD.--Lachryma 20:36, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
Clearly, you didn't get the point of the surrender. They wouldn't have taken it. Its some trash talking. IE sarcasm. --General Lee A. Dickhole Malton Rangers 23:19, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
Uh...Yeah, you showed them! That's some fancy trash talking there, especially the scathing typos and cutting, witty insults of...oh wait, there were no witty insults...--Lachryma 23:52, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
This coming from a guy who leads a group called ghetto cow. Enough said. --General Lee A. Dickhole Malton Rangers 02:46, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
This coming from a guy named Dickhole. I'm sorry, but I find this whole thing very humorous. SuperMario24 02:48, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
Thats the point of it, I knew full well they wouldn't take the surrender, Xyu found it amusing, which is what I intended it to be, but some people can't take a joke. --General Lee A. Dickhole Malton Rangers 02:59, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
He calls me a guy AND insults my group? This coming from the man who had a failed mod bid? Enough with the drama and insults, it's bad for my health. And I can take a joke (the Mormon stuff was funny), but this surrender thing wasn't good enough. Try again next mall tour.--Lachryma 03:30, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
Heyyy! Failing Mod bids isn't a bad thing, is it? T_T --Matthew Fahrenheit YRCT+1 03:39, 5 February 2007 (UTC) But that's all I know about DHG, so I had to say it.--Lachryma 03:42, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
No need to be so serious: I was joking. Looks like not only DHG needs to revise his joking style! --Matthew Fahrenheit YRCT+1 04:05, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
Oh my God, some random person just said I wasn't funny enough! *sob*--Lachryma 04:09, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
Thhis is just a gratuitous comment because I find extreme indatation to be amusing. --S.Wiers X:00 03:33, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
It's true your not funny. YOu remind me of Reptileus and his dingbat ways a little bit... Speaking of which... when did you join this wiki? --Apex 13:22, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
Ah, you are too don't even like my comics? Oh well, can't please everyone and all that...oh, and I joined in late October last year. Why did you ask that?--Lachryma 14:13, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
hmmmmm... I'm keeping my eye on you. But if i see any signs, I'm ulling the plug and your getting banned. For more information See Amazing's page --Apex 21:06, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
<sarcasm> Don't threaten me, random person! I know for a fact that only mods can ban people! And you, my friend, are no mod!</sarcasm> But really, I can only aspire to the heights of drama that Amazing reached (That was a joke. Amazing=Bad). So watch me all you want, random person, I care not.--Lachryma 23:26, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

Mall Tours; Maltonian Crusades?

For reference. ^

Regardless, I was just wondering if I was the only one who thought they saw at least a vague resemblance between the Mall Tours and the Crusades in the real world's history. Now, obviously not in the most literal sense (though you could argue the concept of "barhah" is a sort of zombie religion), but purely figuratively. For example, the large success rate of the first in comparison to the rest (though I'll concede that the First Crusade was successful in taking Jerusalem while Mall Tour '06 failed to take Caiger Mall, which undermines the arguement slightly). Just figured we could stir up a bit of serious discussion. User:Alan

Where are you now?

Hello zahmbah comrades!

The Manbagz_Zahmbahz are looking to be in the general vicinity of shearbank soon, and we're wondering if theres still enough brains to go around? hope to spread the Barhah on tour,--Danalov 00:42, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

Banana peeled.png Combined Zombie Groups of Malton Supporter
This User or Group supports the Combined Zombie Groups of Malton & acknowledges that Ridleybank is the zombie heartland, and that every action of their zombie group is contributing in some little way to Barhah.

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This CZGOM Member knows Ridleybank as zombie heartland, & every zombie must help bring Barhah.

You're Late!

Or maybe you don't update the page often enough but Marven mall is almost kaput (SE corner was down and there were only about 95 suvivors in the NW corner) Just wondering if you need to update the page or if ferals (or possibly organized groups, i don't know) took down marven mall ahead of time. And as a side note there is one less combat reviver amongst the living :) --Leo Howard 03:37, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

I was apparently completely mistaken and it was the RRF's doing that Marven fell. (Thanks to Lachryma for clearing that up for me) --Leo Howard 04:54, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

Mall Tour 07 has been saying they're at Stickling for weeks now. What the f' made you think they'd be responsible for a mall falling all the way across the city? --Gateking 11:40, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

Perhaps we're just that good? Robert McFarlane 09:00, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
Nobody's that good. Except for Jayne. --Gateking 00:24, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

So, where to now?

Where's Mall Tour headed after Stickling? --Youaredoome0 16:14, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

not sure but lets hope its a simple in/out battle.. but this battle was good as the satisfaction of finally winning and destroying the rest of the suburb was well worth it. Me101 22:33, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

I know it's a little late, but I will add my two cents. There is a little land on the South Side that's been a bright, foresty green for far too long. My proposition - Buckley Mall! Let us take our buttery sweetness down to the stronghold, the very bastion of survivors! They've got a nice little organization down there - Wyke Hills and Buttonville are almost placid with safety and security. I say, let's go down there and kick over the anthill of the living!

What say you, Dead Men of Malton? WHAT SAY YOU!?

(The use of the male gender in the course of this rousing and inspiring speech is not intended to exclude female zombies, nor to minimize the contributions of the distaff side of Mall Tour 07.) --Arterial Clotting 15:59, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

I'd say Gas On! Lets go kick some ass at Buckley Mall and turn that green area to blood red. if it wasnt for the long walk though if we could find a mall in a green area closer to shear ban so how bout Dowdney Mall in Santlerville its onlya suburb away and its still green. That way we dont have to trek halfway acroos malton becuase I think we might lose alot of members during the walk being that it would be a several day trip. --       16:32, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Well, that was quick. Just headed over to Dowdney Mall. Arrived there to find the doors open, and loads of survivors left - and me with only 5 AP. Comes of getting distracted along the way. Ah well. My recommendation stands, though, at least in general. Once we've finished with the mop-up, let's head south.--Arterial Clotting 02:50, 25 February 2007 (UTC)


Can you tell me what you guys think of this?

(To the tune of Basket Case, by Greenday)

Do you have the time
To listen to survivors whine
About zombie spys and zergers all at once
I am one of those
Slimy undead fools
Necrotic to the bone no doubt about it
Sometimes 'cades give me the creeps
Sometimes survivors play tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just over annoyed
Or am I stoned?
I went to eat
A random survivor's feet
He said he'd get a gun and bring me down
I went to a door
And banged it with my claw
I smashed it for the cause
And as for barricades, I'm bringing 'em down
Sometimes 'cades give me the creeps
Sometimes survivors play tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just over annoyed
Or am I stoned?
Groan Solo

--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 03:49, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

The James Earl Jones Awards

JEJ.jpg JEJ Nomination
Mall Tour '07 has been nominated to win the Best Zombie Group Award.
Haha go us! Well we all know we are going to win it so how about our acceptance speech! Anyone? Zaneus 07:41, 7 March 2007 (UTC)


Dear Mighty Warlord Xyu,

The ULC offers an open invitiation to madness and mayhem at the ULC of Giddings Mall. We have ensured that the fridges are fully stocked and the ULCers are suitable drunk for the time the Mall Tour arrives. Please note that there are alot of trenchcoats about who think the game is about 'cades, killin' and re-stocking on ammo so if you pay us a visit you may get shot. The lead attacker of the ULC is welcome to give themselves a Royal Appointment so we can all salute them when they arrive.

We also plan to have some events once again during the assualt although they may take place during non attack times to ensure we live long enough to entertain the masses. We look forward to your destructive arrival...

Your Friends,

Upper Left Corner

P.S. - Bring booze.

Pillsy FT 11:58, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

ULC! I love you guys, thanks for the banana cocktail and the lap dance. --CannibalX 03:30, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
Sorry, I've been away from this page for a while now, after it started getting so huge... Thanks for making the Giddings ULC so much fun though, it was a great change to see Harmans making us drinks and ignoring the cades when they were at QS at one point, because it made it a whole lot funnier. :D Thanks for all the drinks too! --Xyu 17:10 10 March 2007 (GMT)

I needs board access

Could y'all please give Iamrisen posting access on the MT07 boards? I registered and posted on the recruiting board with the intent of sharing two guides with you, but didn't want access at first because I was Lime Brigade at the time and wanted to avoid any appearance of spying. Well, that's no longer an issue; the Shackhorde is coming back and I'm at the helm, so I'd like access now to coordinate with you doodz. Thanks! --New Coldness 19:05, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

Places to go, The Places you know.

I propose you visit places without harmanz later in the tour, such as the crater fromally known as Ciager. It would not be a mall tour if you didn't visit every mall. - Terra 20:39, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

IF we do that then it would be a major waste of time. Yes its called the mall tour but we dont have to tour EVERY mall. I'd rather visit a mall with lots of juicey harmanz in it then visit a mall that already is filled with zombies.

Team 911 Defending Giddings

look out for the Team 911 barricade crew

  • all created on the same day, all low level with construction

Push Over, Kadavar, Severed Souls, Miner 49er, Mousetrapp, King of Clubs

  • 'mmm

9I1, 9l1

  • delicious

Dr'Carnage and Dr'Knives working together

  • and the rest

General Agnola, Shrunken Heads Purple Pills, Crazycrippled, Safarious Bottom Feeder, Candyland, Captain911, Carnivor

--CannibalX 03:50, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Well, with most of my Team in body bags i wonder how long the Mall will last (Not very long as i can see) I have to give you credit for scouting out all but a few that are in/around the Mall. Good luck with your Mall Tour.--Carnage 10:59, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Lumber Mall

MT07 at Lumber now? That's good. My PKer's inside Lumber. This time around, I'll make up for having to retreat out of Shearbank. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 13:25, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Lumber didn't last long, north block is in Zambah hands, south block will be down in a hour or so. --Slf67 21:55, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Good thing I killed 3 people when you guys were sieging that mall. Now...Joachim Mall...It's probably under MT07 siege by now...I'll help out with the murders in there as soon as I get enough AP... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 01:28, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
Damnit second time in a row iv missed the feast of the malls. This time though i got into joachim mall as it was open. Roughly 25 zombah inside at the moment. Joachim shouldnt last long unless it gets major help from another human group. Ps read my mall tour journal started at gdding mall, its on my wiki page... do it... do it... do it do it do Zaneus 06:24, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
50+ zombies in there now. In the NE corner, which, is in fact the weakest corner, with cades at VHB. I'd say...Joachim falls in 2 hours. By the way...there's 10 survivors left in the NE corner. I killed one 5 minutes ago. I would have murdered at least 2 more, but I ran out of ammo...By the way, if you're gonna siege Nichols Mall soon, tell me. I'll have my zombie alt ready. (Sorry! I don't have plans to move my PKing alt to Nichols at the moment.) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 13:40, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
Im alittel dissapointed that the next mall hasnt been anouned yet. Both of our targets have been destroyed already. Just hurry up and make the anouncment so i can head on down there.. Zaneus 05:22, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
I'm a little disappoint myself here...besides getting half my HP spent by some guy getting revenge, a Mall Tour zombie comes in and finishes me off...What the heck, guys? I was gonna help you at your next location, but now I have to waste my time looking for a revive...At least I didn't get bitten... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 13:42, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

I am Spartacus!

I demand to be put as founder of the Mall Tour '07 on the wiki page and not that horrible traitor xyu. He stole my cookies and my Mall Tour! -Craw 22:34, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

Oh, forgot to tell you: If you don't give back my mall tour in the next 24 hours, I will file a lawsuit against all of you because of internet treachery. That'll teach ya! I also demand to be made a wiki moderator, considering that I am founder and therefore leader of the biggest UD group. -Craw 22:42, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
I'm like 10000000000000 times better than Craw. I should be a wiki moderator too. --Lucero Talk U! 22:49, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
I can vouch for Lucero. We will be a great team. -Craw 22:49, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

No!!! I Am Spartacus and should be put for founder of the Mall Tour. --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 23:58, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

Well, unlike you, *I* have proof. Just check who made the first entry for this Wiki Page. I expect the delivery of the Mall Tour in the next 12 hours. -Craw 11:36, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
ON NOES! It really was Craws idea to start the tour again this year, so I think he really is Spartacus, and the founder of this years tour. Do you want me to add that you're the founder in the group box? :D --Xyu 17:13 10 March 2007 (GMT)
screw craw! Xyu is god! -Zed231

A map

I was looking at your last page, and it had a mapp on it, so why don't you guys make a map. If you guys want i could make it for you.

PS: good luck tonight at the The James Earl Jones Awards APEX ALMIGHTY Talk/Mall Info/ JEJ Awards 17:35, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

Survivor Security Zone

As you all know we are know inside the Survivor Security Zone. Also known as the 'Survivor Snack Zone'. I will have to say, if this area doesnt put up much of a fight, then the rest of malton doesnt have much of a chance. What i want to be seeing is the Mall Tour tackle all the malls in the SSZ before moving onto other malls. This looks like its going to be the best part of the tour for sure! Zaneus 10:57, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

someone out there asked about a map? you can try this one--Duke Garland 12:44, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

Thats a good map. What i think we should do is work our way up through the SSZ then walk up to caiger mall then work our way down from there. Zaneus 03:36, 12 March 2007 (UTC)


So I got too lazy to wait for the Nichols Mall siege, and I moved my zed to Woodroffe. I ask it too late to sign my zed up for the rest of the tour? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 13:44, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

You could still sign up now and if not, there isnt anything stopping you from tagging along is there? Good luck and many bra!nz to you. Zaneus 03:35, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

Siege Length Competition

How about adding the length of sieges to the crossed off malls section on the Mall Tour page?

Just a bit of fun and gives some kudos to the mall(s) that last a while (just Stickling so far!)

Anyway these are my (approx) lengths for each siege, if you think you know better, say so.

Calvert:Not sure;3 days?

Bale:6 days

Stickling:31 days

Dowdney:1 day

Treweeke:4 days

Giddings:5 days

Lumber:1 day

Joachim:1 day

Mitchem:1 day

Woodroffe:1 day

I like that idea, maybe it will work its way onto the main wiki page, i dunno. Ps: I edited it to make it easier to read. Zaneus 03:38, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

  • I remember stickling, GOD i was nervous.. i thought the whole zombie population couldn't get that freaking mall down.. it just turned out that we were using a wrong technique. one too easy to defend against.. yes im talking about the "hitting one quadrant" idea; you gotta admit it was pretty bad idea.. Me101 10:44, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
Well it isnt a bad idea at first. If we strike in the weakest corner the mall should fall. Sounds simple. But its not when you have the lime bregade and 400 odd survivors all working together. The wqy we brought it down was dragged attention away from the mall up at whippy. Then their forces were split. After that the SE corner got hit hard and lots of zombies poured in.Zaneus 08:45, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
Just speaking for the living side for a sec here, it wasn't until after Whippey went down that Stickling fell. Just think that's important to note. --Andre Aloisius 07:44, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
I didnt think whippy did fall? Meh i was down the south side of the mall for two days before we got in so i may have missed it. Zaneus 08:45, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

these lists are not reliable, as in all malls the numbers of horde varied a lot. there's a big differenve between 70Z that were touring in the beginning and 370 Z - current mob at nichols... Maybe should better take coefficients that note both time and zednumber --Duke Garland 06:22, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

Game stats

Anyone notice the game stats are at Standing Survivors (43%), Standing Zombies (57%). I've never seen it so heavily in favour of zeds before? --Slf67 09:07, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

Obviously you didn't play the game last year. Last year, the most was around 60% zombies if I remember correctly. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 13:43, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
I remember during the Big Bash that Zeds heavily outnumbered Humans at one point. And that was a time where whole suburbs were falling very quickly and going red. Cavek 17:44, 5 April 2007

Weakest Corner

If you look at the survivor distribution in Nichols Mall, you'll see that there are about 120 survivors in the southwest corner (where the horde keeps breaking in) and less than 50 in the southeast. Why are we chewing on the survivors in the southwest? It only takes 1AP to move to another corner once inside the mall, and killing those 50 survivors is well within our ability.

Nichols will collapse much faster if we go for the least populated corner. Please move to the least populated corner once you tear down the barricades and get inside the Mall!

Admittedly, you can't use Feeding Drag if you do this, but I the trade-off is more than worth it. Baron Saturday

I think this is a wonderful idea and everyone inthe tour so far should be doing this. Zaneus 00:34, 17 March 2007 (UTC)


If Hildebrand Mall in Roftwood is the next mall we're crashing, I have a few notable locations that maybe we should crash while in Roftwood, such as Wadham Library (the RAF's Field HQ), the Truell Museum (claimed by Pancakes!), the Greenhow Building (the NT near the RAF and Pancakes!), the Herbert Building (the NT next to the NE corner of the mall), and the Summer's Building (the mobile phone mast in Roftwood). --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 13:26, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

  • doesn't look like were going to have much trouble currently me and about 10 other zeds hammered down the cades to QS before we got any response of life.. also love how so idiots got out at QS but then got locked out by the others.. its saying something isn't it :). Me101 00:34, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
It says Roftwood is poorly prepared for the Mall Tour. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 11:55, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

Hello there, Roftwood isn't doing majorly well but FVZA are there to party with you on the otherside of the cades, we're not a big group, more of a glorified squad. Just stopped by to say it's hella fun with you guys. -- Prophet - FVZA Commander

Honored to do battle with you guys

This is Canuhearmenow, I am currently stationed in Hildebrand fighting for Humanity. I did not come here to mock or be rude, all I am here to say is, good job. In my year and a half of playing this game I have never fought a foe so well organized and Motivated. So in conclusion, I will look forward to facing you guys honorably in the field of Battle. Any comments?--Canuhearmenow Hunt! 01:51, 24 March 2007 (UTC)

Ah yes, our latest target is proving to be a tougher nut to crack than we originally thought. I think this may be like stickling mall, in fact i hope it lasts that long, that was a good battle. but we all know what happeed in the end right? :D Zaneus 00:05, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
Apparently Hildebrand might not last as long as Stickling. There's about 79 zombies, including mine, partying inside the NW corner of Hildebrand. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 16:59, 25 March 2007 (BST) Uh...scratch that...there's 90+ zombies in the NW with 68 survivors. Yep. Hildebrand won't last as long as Stickling. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 17:14, 25 March 2007 (BST)
Actually, the numbers of the horde at doors of stickling were much smaller than these, who knock to hildebrand. pure math --Duke Garland 20:22, 25 March 2007 (BST)
That was a lot of fun, Tourists. It was cool seeing almost 600 zombies in the Hildebrand area. Same time next year? --Sexy Rexy Grossman 16:37, 27 March 2007 (BST)

Tynte Mall

I'd say there is ~250 souls inside tynte mall... weakest corner being the NE with less than 50 harmans... --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 16:53, 26 March 2007 (BST)

As of right now, there are 100+ zombies outside of the mall, 102 being located at the SW corner; along with 41 dead bodies. And it still remains barricaded. We need to get as many people down here to storm this place ASAP and get those harmans inside. Dying Aesthetics 21:24, 26 March 2007 (BST)
one word.... DEAD Me101 07:04, 28 March 2007 (BST)

Malton's Malthusian crisis?

As the largest zombie group in Malton, I have to ask: Do any of you think it's quite possible to actually convert all humans into zombies, thus terminating the primary food source of the undead and leading to an era of ZKing and perhaps termination of the game itself? --MorthBabid 21:40, 26 March 2007 (BST)

Possible, yes; likely, no. A sufficiently large and organized horde could, at least in theory, occupy all the NT buildings in Malton, and then let the human population die from all the usual factors. But I think that a) enough players, human and zombie alike, would be against the idea and keep it from happening, and b) Kevan would likely step in at some point with a huge zombie nerf to give the humans a chance.--MmmBrainsss 22:38, 26 March 2007 (BST)
As the leader of Extinction i believe that its 100% possible, but will it ever be allowed to happen ?? not likely... Kevan would never allow such a thing...After all this is my groups goal, to wipe out the survivors by NT...(Even though it will never happen, im at least hoping for 75% Zombies - 25% Survivors...)--Brainz 23:11, 26 March 2007 (BST)
It's already 1:1.38 to zombies (58% - 42%). 100% never, as there'll always be new players starting as humans. 1:1.5 to zombies - quite possible in nearest future. 1:2 or higher - maybe, but i don't believe it'll happen. anyway in such case there'll be a flow of players out of the game, including zombies, what will even things a bit --Duke Garland 07:35, 27 March 2007 (BST)
Good points; And since this is a virtual world? We always have the chance to 'reset' it; Perhaps some sort of "Deus Ex Machina" that comes in, knocks everyone down and removes all the barricades, and gives players the option of standing up as either a zombie or survivor in an attempt to 'give Malton another go'. A big 'reset the world' event...what do you all think? --MorthBabid 21:14, 28 March 2007 (BST)
that would be pretty sweet...i would have liked being there from the beginning...would be interesting...--Brainz 21:33, 28 March 2007 (BST)
Didnt Kevan say if the game ever died due to one side winning or anything like that, then they wouldn't restart it?
so what we just stop playing?? at the rate its going now there will be a clear divide of players on the map... all survivours holding NE/SE section and zeds taking the rest.. we are already seeing a massive shift of survivours moving to get revives in these suburbs or getting revived elsewhere and moving into these suburbs... The coming months are crucial but what ive seen has been a little crazy, especially since Mall Tour now attacks other buildings as well effectively hindering the whole rebuild process of the suburb. The game is getting a little lame when a few people on each side control the game's direction, a little like real life and that sucks cause we all play to away from real life.. 01:41, 4 April 2007 (BST)
Calm down. It's not that bad. Just because the NW is getting hammered doesn't mean the game is going to hell. Lone wolves and mall rats will always die in droves or flee to safer pastures when things go bad but the organised local groups seem to be quite capable of rapid rebuilding. If you barricade strafe like madmen and keep hitting the NTs, you can keep going even in the most hostile suburb(although I wouldn't like to try in Ridleybank). And with most of the population dead or fled, the zombies tend to clear quickly.--Nuabreed 16:15, 4 April 2007 (BST)

Huey P Long Sends a Shoutout to the Mall Tour

I PMed Xyu about this over on the forums but have yet to receive a response.

Anyway, the elections for Mayor of Malton are about to get underway, and I was wondering if you guys wouldn't mind playing host to one of ol' Huey's speeches. I know that the itinerary on my site looks kinda full, but I'm sure I could make an "unscheduled" visit if you guys happen to be in the area. --Huey P Long 19:20, 28 March 2007 (BST)

Sorry! I haven't logged into the forums for a while now. Will message you later on with the rest of our route if it's been finalised, then you can decide where to meet us if you want. :) --Xyu 20:47, 3 April 2007 (GMT)
Well, I've got something sorta figured out, but instead of going to you, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to come to us. Fortunately the whole Mall Tour doesn't have to come if it doesn't want to, but if maybe one or two dignitaries of note could be present at the event, it would be greatly appreciated. The circular I've prepared has more details, so I'll put it up below:

I, Huey Pierce Long, Jr., will be speaking at Pooll Crescent Police Department in !zanbah (Eastonwood) on April 8th, 2007, concerning his campaign to win the nomination of the Zombiecratic Party in the Mayor of Malton campaign, and I would like to invite your group to send a representative to attend the rally. It is my earnest hope to improve the situation for the lowly, starving ferals of Malton, and I would like to have your support in doing so.

Check out my campaign site for details, and if you like what you see, don't forget to vote for Huey P Long! As always, I can be contacted through my talk page (or that of my alt) if you have any questions, comments, etc. --Huey P Long 06:07, 6 April 2007 (BST)

its pathetic

the resistance being put up by any given mall or suburb for a while now has been next to nothing. i cant even keep up with you guys, by the time i make it to a mall its already been trashed. when was the last time it took us a week to break in humm? thats when things get fun, when we have a well orginized and well stocked opponents. i miss what happened in shearbank. so this is what i think. we should arrange a time, date, and mall in advance. like say... 3 weeks, giving the harmanz plenty of time to group up and prepair for the siege. they might be actually be able to put up a fight if we do something like this. im not saying we should do this with every mall, just one. all i want is a good fight for a change.

River Tactics are annoying.
"river tactics"? no, im a zombie too, ya ass. and if you havent noticed its not like they can stop us. they shot us and all we have to do is stand back up. a combat revive? feed yourself to the mob. we just get stronger and larger every day. giving the harmanz a handicap once in a while for the sake of a challenge insted of rolling over them like a bulldozer time and time again, only servers to keep the game fresh. "river tactics", what kinda pussy shit is that?User:bebopking

You're an angry little man, aren't you. River Tactics are the only option the survivors have. When it costs 50 AP to drop a zombie and they only need 6 AP to get up, it's the only tactic that works. It may be frustrating for the zombies but that's the point, isn't it.--Nuabreed 23:09, 5 April 2007 (BST)

I must admit that, as a participant of the mall tour on the survivor side, i know why you havent met much resistance. we run away before you get there. yes, the harmanz got smart. Borkins

A challenge is offered

I want a rematch. I have been fighting for weeks against you guys and I want a rematch at Giddings. I will rally all the survivors I can to make as enjoyable for all as I can. Respond to this at and tell me if you agree. From: Officer Conrad and anyone else who still gives a damn

Well i think a rematch would be good BUT how about you rally your guys at one of the malls we havnt hit yet, therefor we wont have to make an innoying detour half way across the city. (Plus i have a survivor in pitneybank and i dont wanna move him lol.)Zaneus 07:46, 5 April 2007 (BST)
This is going to be several weeks from now. Not immediately, some survivor groups have allied and agreed to support this push already, so spend some time hitting the other malls before this rematch takes place. As for the name bit, I have no real back stuff on my account, but its virgilthepagan if you mind. Also, as other posters I have talked to expressed either annoyance or boredom with the most recent sieges, this could offer a challenge to you all. I am simply out to last the longest and garner more support for myself and my group and create a general sense of faith in the malls defenses. Officer Conrad
We'll see, maybe. im not sure whats going to happen yet. Zaneus 03:58, 6 April 2007 (BST)
I like the idea. Personally, I am bored of just just moving from suburb to suburb destroying the last few humans in it. A real challenge would be much more fun. :a horde member

Seriously, Buckley is sold out of Hamish dolls

All the groaning and brain eating in the world will not make more Angry Hamish the Cheese Eating Scotsman Dolls with Kilt Lifting Action magically appear. There are rumors of a few mis-routed boxes ending up in Tollyton. Perhaps you should inquire over there. Best of luck. Please disperse. We apologize for the inconvenience. --Shinosa 22:51, 6 April 2007 (BST)

As my colleague has already stated, we are out of Angry Hamish Dolls. I wish to take this opportunity on behalf of Randoms Enterprises to apologise to all Mall Tourists for the stock shortage at Buckley. We are doing our utmost to find out where our carrier pigeon is just now but as of yet, our other carrier pigeon hasnt come back yet. In the meantime, we ask that you disperse and we will read poetry to calm the departed souls of those who remain. Again we at Randoms Enterprises give our heart felt apologies and will pass out free samples of cheese to any visitors that are waiting outside. -- Cheeseman W!ASBTalk 23:46, 6 April 2007 (BST)
Guys, it's not just us saying it. It's right there in the frickin' newspaper. --Shinosa 02:02, 7 April 2007 (BST)
Aw i wanted one of those strange funny dolls.. Oh well you jsut made me and most likley the whole mob angry. Now we are going to have to destroy your shop and everything around it! WMMMWWHHHAHAHAHAHAHA Zaneus 04:27, 7 April 2007 (BST)
Well that's certainly not the way to go about it. If you want a doll, I'm afraid you'll have to leave now and get to another mall before they're all sold out there too. We apologise again for the inconvenience and hope you'll consider taking a poetry book as a souvenir? Dudemeister 13:10, 7 April 2007 (BST)

Thank you for your time, we apologise again

Thank you for visiting Buckley Mall and expressing your interest in an Angry Hamish Doll. We apologise for the stock shortage and will be forwarding the Dolls to your tour group as a way of thanking you for your patience during this time. We hope you enjoyed your stay in Buttonville. -- Cheeseman W!ASBTalk 21:55, 9 April 2007 (BST)

Angry Hamish

I believe this will catch your attention. Seen at Pole only a day ago. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 13:27, 12 April 2007 (BST)

Our little guy's all growed up. --Shinosa 14:01, 13 April 2007 (BST)
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