Talk:Malton War Crimes Trial

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Gavel.jpg War Crimes
<user> has been accused of War Crimes

you might want to add this to the characters on trial.. --Technerd CFT 16:21, 17 August 2006 (BST)

dang this thing is huge. --hagnat mod 18:34, 17 August 2006 (BST)
I made it big because War Crime are serious buisness... --Technerd CFT 21:25, 17 August 2006 (BST)

War trial?

This article is way out of order. Invading Neutral Parties, Kidnapping, Dictator, Illigal weapons? Here are some of my concerns.

  • You can't annex buildings as HQ? I guess almost every human groups should be tried and charged than. And how the hell are new groups supposed to start when they can't "take over" a building as a HQ?
  • you can't kidnap people in UD! (Unless your a zed, but that is a skill.)
  • Dictatorship? So a group can't stay in a suburb, and watch over their home turf? I guess groups such as Creedy_Defense_Force, dragonhead, and RRF will get tried next.
  • Illigal weapons? How are tehy illigal if you find them at a gun store? Enough said.
  • How the hell are they inforced? This is an RPG, not real life.
  • Invading other member's user page and putting on the trial banner is invasion of privacy.

--danny lee 8:34 PM, 3, December 2006 (EST) as far as i can tell this whole thing is just for kicks and giggles. Don't take everything so seriously. -Bullgod 05:08, 4 December 2006 (UTC)


Like... Oh Myyyyy GOHD this is sooo unexpected! I would like to thank the nominating committee, the people of Malton who have been so good to me, All my mindless Minions in the DHPD who, lets be honest, without whom I could not excell as a Fascist, Murdering, Dictator. I would like to thank all of my victims whom I (and my agents) have pursued mercilessly and without cause. It is with THEIR blood on my hands I humbly accept this nomination as Maltons War Criminal of the Year... Conndrakamod T CFT 00:46, 25 August 2006 (BST) the preceeding comment was intended as sarcasm and in no way implies guilt or innocense in the aformentioned allegations. note I am also on a computer w/o spellcheck so if someone could come along behind me and clear up some of the more agregious spelling errors I would greatly appreciate it.

Welcome to the club! *shakes Chon's hand enthusiastically* --Sirens 00:51, 25 August 2006 (BST)
It's all for fun man. You'll probably get off the hook since you're not a PKer or a Zombie. --Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS DORIS Hunt! 00:59, 25 August 2006 (BST)
Man, if I was worried about it You would have seen an entirely different response.. But Honestly I am flattered. Anybody ever read the Sci-Fi series written by Anthony(?) where the principle ends up being the Dictator of the Solar System. Its been years so I can't remember the details. Conndrakamod T CFT 01:16, 25 August 2006 (BST)
Is that the one with the book My Teacher Flunked The Planet? --SirensT RR 01:21, 25 August 2006 (BST)

Grant Page: Ouch. You not think chraging the DHPD and Conndraka with war crimes is a bit harsh? They do a good job, after all... --Grant Page 21:14, 6 October 2006 (BST)

Move to Dismiss

Wheras, No Guilt has been shown to be present in the Case
Wheras, The party that nominated said case is now a banned vandal and sockpupeteer
Wheras, No other party has come forward to second the (or even suggest a legitimate) charge
and Wheras, I have an idea for a really nifty new template
I Conndraka, erstwhile defendant in The People of Malton vrs Conndraka and the DHPD, formally request a dismisal of all chrges without prejudice, against myself and my affiliates. Thank you Conndrakamod T CFT 22:51, 27 October 2006 (BST)


Umm Shouldnt the Trials be posted on Journal:War_Crimes_Trials or something similar rather than on the page itself? Conndrakamod T CFT 00:53, 25 August 2006 (BST)

I think it should be moved, but into sub pages, like [[Malton War Crimes Trial/Sirens Discord]] --SirensT RR 00:54, 25 August 2006 (BST)
I agree with Mia. Each case will be moved when they're over. --Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS DORIS Hunt! 01:00, 25 August 2006 (BST)
Personally, I think they should be moved while in progress, much like how the UDWiki Policy pages are set up. --SirensT RR 02:03, 17 September 2006 (BST)

Hey everyone, I'm going to be away from the internet for awhile, starting tonight, so feel free to put the trial on hold until I get back. --SirensT RR 03:19, 25 September 2006 (BST)

Wow...I got lucky and got internet here faster than I expected. It's not mine, though, so who knows how long it'll last. --SirensT RR 19:58, 26 September 2006 (BST)

I'm a judge? Wow...THEREs irony for you... --Sirens 02:39, 30 September 2006 (BST)


I assume "executing wounded soldiers" is zombies killing zombies, is it not?

No. A zombie or survivor killing a survivor who has than 50 or 60 HP. So If I break into a building and a guy has 39 HP and I kill him I killed a wounded soldier. --Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS DORIS Hunt! 01:49, 27 August 2006 (BST)
WTF? Are you saying that if I crack some barricades on a zombie and there are two people in their who have just fought off a former wave of zombies and have not managed to fully heal yet, I don't get to eat? I am gonna call that law into question, because cracking cades is a damn slow and painstaking process, and it would mean all zombies are war criminals, even Aegar.--Agent White WTFW!SGPCMS-MetaCMS 21:28, 19 September 2006 (BST)
I think Sonny meant if you PKed them, but if he didn't, I support you on your stance here. Sonny: please clarify. –Xoid STFU! 04:21, 26 September 2006 (BST)
I would have to agree that a zombie finishing off a wounded survivor hardly seems like a "war crime." However, gunning down a guy with 20 HP would definately be such an act. --Aiden H 4H 02:37, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

The Baddies

Do Petro, Sonny, and the rest actually need trials? Everyone knows that they did it... --Paradox244 W! TJ! 02:39, 28 August 2006 (BST)

Even Göring and Hess had trials. --Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS DORIS Hunt! 02:50, 28 August 2006 (BST)
True, very true. --Paradox244 W! TJ! 20:21, 28 August 2006 (BST)


Just thought I should let you guys know that I'm staying in character with Sirens. --SirensT RR 17:08, 17 September 2006 (BST)


I, Franz Molotov, Comrade Comisar of the CGR qould like to know when my trial is to begin. I am more than willing to hear your arguements, however realize that the results will have no impact upon my fight against the Fascist of the CDF. I am infact pleased that my deeds have gained such infamy. Also, what are the penaltys (If any) of conviction? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Franz Molotov (talkcontribs) at an unknown time.

1, sign your posts.
2, If you are convicted you can get wikibanned--Admiral Ackbar U! WTF 14:06, 28 September 2006 (BST)
No he can't. –Xoid STFU! 07:22, 30 September 2006 (BST)
If you are convicted you can get wikibanned? These are war crimes, people! If convicted, you will be locked up for the rest of your natural life. That's right- without an internet connection.--Karloth vois RR 12:11, 30 September 2006 (BST)

Wiki / UD relations

should the average UD civilian who uses the wiki be concerned about the number of moderators accused of war crimes?

--Kaminobob 09:05, 26 October 2006 (BST)
Nein, Ve nost vat ist best fir der Wiki. Vere not der Moderators, ve are 'ere to help, ya. Conndrakamod T CFT 09:11, 26 October 2006 (BST)

I'm curious if this page will have any impact on the game. Will the guilty be put on some sort of permanent naughty list? Or is this just good, not-so-clean fun? --Aiden H 4H 02:40, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

Good, not-so-clean fun. --SirensT RR 23:47, 11 November 2006 (UTC)


Is the Hootington character that is suspected of war crimes the Mr Hootington character? Just needed clarification for braging rights.--Coil Snake 23:35, 29 March 2007 (BST)

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