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Request for Aid

We see that you are members of the Malton Uprising, and therefor opponents of tyranny and oppression. We wish to bring your attention to another case of tyranny and oppression. The Imperium, which also is a member of the Uprising, has launched three attacks now on the Gibsonton Squatters, without any bloodshed from the Squatters in return. These attacks have been aimed to silence our voices and drive us from the suburb they seek hegemony over. We are badly outnumbered and fighting to save ourselves from total destruction. This is exactly the kind of action the Malton Uprising was meant to oppose. We beg you, as free people, to oppose this action, either by cutting ties with the Imperium or by aiding us in our struggle for autonomy and liberty from their rule. --Fenian 03:36, 5 April 2010 (BST)

Please note that the Squatters have been harassing us for some time using intentionally inflammatory rhetoric and outright insults, and that they were the first to threaten war if we did not accede to their ridiculous and humiliating demands listed on the Imperium's talk page (toward the bottom of the "Murder" section). Also, this really isn't worth your time.--Scott Timewell Imperium CFT 03:41, 5 April 2010 (BST)
Please note that their first murder was before our rhetoric became more confrontational, and that we have never harmed an Imperium member. We believe in free speech, and having been murdered more than once by this group for our exercise of our speech, our demands were nothing less than reasonable. Such thuggery cannot be condoned.Don't let this hand-waving disuade you from doing what is right.--Fenian 04:53, 5 April 2010 (BST)
Haha, what?
First off, Mostly Harmless is pretty much defunct. I still play and proudly fly the group tags, but it's mostly for the sake of nostalgia. You're pleading for aid from an inactive PKer group, and judging from your other recent edits, other inactive groups as well. Someone didn't do his homework.
Second, Mostly Harmless didn't care about the Malton Uprising or anything it stood for. We just wanted an excuse to shoot DEM members. Personally, I love tyranny and oppression. I can't start my day without either. The tears of the downtrodden are so delicious and nutritious, truly a part of a well balanced breakfast.
Finally, both of your groups are kind of annoying. Mostly Harmless would probably shank the whole lot of you if we were still around. Then you would have a common enemy and could unite in love and harmony. Wouldn't that be swell? I could still do it by myself if you want to stand together against a lone foe. I like to think of myself as something of a ninja though, so that really sucks for you. Law of Inverse Ninja Strength says I'd kick all your asses. --ZiPbeep boopMH+LUE 07:41, 5 April 2010 (BST)
I'm familiar with Conservation of Ninjutsu. Anyway, as far as I'm concerned equal belligerence counts as neutrality. Thank you for your time.--Scott Timewell Imperium CFT 08:09, 5 April 2010 (BST)
You are quite correct in that regard. Between that, the apathy, and my strange need to be ph balanced, I'm bloody Switzerland over here. You two play nice now. --ZiPbeep boopMH+LUE 09:14, 5 April 2010 (BST)

You'll never take me alive!

Unless you revive me, wait for me to stand up and then shoot me. Oh yeah, definitely productive there.--DJ Deadbeat 09:05, 3 August 2008 (BST)

Nothing says productive quite like wasting time pointlessly.--Panthera 03:58, 6 August 2008 (BST)

Stamp of Approval

You have received it from the Philosophe Knights. Praise Knowledge and SHANK SHANK SHANK. --DTPraise KnowledgePK 00:02, 6 August 2008 (BST)

That is quite the honor you've bestowed upon us. We will not betray your confidence, my good sir. May ignorance be cleansed from the face of Malton and shanking knives be plentiful. --ZiPbeep boopMH+LUE 04:05, 6 August 2008 (BST)

Just noticed!

Nice rip off of the A-Team intro lines! Very funny! (St Aden) 03:26, 6 August 2008 (BST)

We're very original in what we rip off.--Panthera 03:58, 6 August 2008 (BST)

Application to join.

So then, I thought I'd do this the formal way like everyone else. I have a...well...I have a level 41...err...P/Z/G/RKer. She's not really selective in who or what she kills right now, although I do have a preference for radio transmitters because lolradio. However, I'm open to new ideas. I also have a sense of humour. I don't know about a great one, but, I mean, I know the importance of letting people know how out of style their eye colour is before changing it to something a little more red and glowing. As a Nexus War player, however, I certainly know I can take part in coordinated strikes and have done so many times. --Xshu 10:45, 6 August 2008 (BST)

Xshu, Xshu, I swear I know that name from somewhere...oh wait, I do. I advise checking your various communications applications on the online world, and we can talk business...assuming I'm ever awake when you're online.--Panthera 01:48, 7 August 2008 (BST)

CGR Appreciation

Just wanted to mention that Creedy Guerilla Raiders caught your recent killing spree in Gulsonside and we dig your stuff. We love PKers who gives the DEM the grief they deserve. Keep up the great work and feel free to drop in on us sometime. --Headless gunner W! 18:27, 23 August 2008 (BST)

Hey, when in Rome, revolutionize as the Raiders do. We spotted a few of you guys in the area and felt it would be a fitting tribute to aid in your endeavor while in town. That, and like you said, they have it coming; down with fascism! --ZiPbeep boopMH+LUE 22:23, 23 August 2008 (BST)
Hey, might as well take this opportunity to say, you guys are awesome. SHANK SHANK SHANK! I'm pretty much in awe of y'alls coordination and efficiency. (And I of course also appreciate that you finished off the DEM person I failed to kill yesterday. ;)) --Jen 22:42, 23 August 2008 (BST)
Why thank you, Jen. And it was our pleasure to help. Inadvertent cooperation, sounds like an imaginary plan coming together. *cues the A-Team theme* --ZiPbeep boopMH+LUE 23:04, 23 August 2008 (BST)

Player Killer Olympics

I'd like to formally invite Mostly Harmless to participate, and I hope to list you. Really, if only one person participates, that's the group as far as I'm concerned.

Also - I'd like to invite some member you designate, to be part of the Player Killer Olympic Committee (PKOC or Peacock) - you'd be a vote to resolve any issues that come up. Also if you were so inclined, you could help verify submissions. This would not be required though, as I am sure I'll wind up doing most of that.

Let me know, thanks!! --Squid Boy 16:24, 1 September 2008 (BST)

I'm afraid we're going to have to gut you like a magikarp for posting below the table. Aside from that, I'm currently polling my members to see what they may be interested in. I can't commit to anything yet, but it's likely we may have one or two represent the group. I know I'd like to pull an upset and steal the gold in Fencing from Duke D'oeuvre. ;] --ZiPbeep boopMH+LUE 21:48, 1 September 2008 (BST)

A visit from a Butthole Surfer

Howdy y'all. I been noticing a couple of Mostly Harmless guys hanging around in our safehouse lately. What's going on? Are you here for good or for ill? --Tex tripppen 12:31, 3 September 2008 (BST)

I have responded on your talk page, in case you check here before you check there.--Panthera 23:20, 3 September 2008 (BST)
Thanks for the response! Please feel welcome to hang with us anytime. Also, feel welcome to nose around in our business and help us out with our endeavors, as we may do yours. Perhaps an alliance will form without formality, as friends often ally with no words spoken. Perhaps you will succumb to our psychedelic lifestyle of acid drenched revenge and wailing guitars. --Tex Tripppen BHS 12:45, 4 September 2008 (BST)

Miss ya!

Also, I request a shanking if you run into any of my characters. --Fiffy 12:22, 7 October 2008 (BST)


As a newly promoted PKRU member of the CDF, I must say that I have yet to see a group as organized as you guys! Keep Up the good work :D
Oh, and if I say anything nasty and insulting while killing you in game, please ignore it. It's just me roll playing my Character ;)--Mianthadore 11:46, 12 October 2008 (BST)

Hello there

Hi, I'm Gregg Bayes. Pleasure to meet you. I used to run a PKer group with very similar ambitions, known as the Leighton Kru. We all quit UD a while ago, but I've come back. Check out our wiki. But anyway, I was looking for a group, and was hoping there was a position going...--Gregg bayes 10:21, 3 November 2008 (UTC)

Sorry about the late reply. Do you have an account on by any chance? If you post here we can send you our IRC link and have a jolly good chat with you. --LOLosaurus 02:11, 6 November 2008 (UTC)


The Skorpions are a new group of hipsters, and I wanted to see if you hip cats wanted to ally with us. --TheUnremarkableHulk 23:59, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

After carefully considering the spelling of your name and its similarity to that of a particular pokemon: We gladly accept. --LOLosaurus 01:25, 5 November 2008 (UTC)


Any chance I can get a private conversation with the leadership of this malicious yet magnificent group?--Thadeous Oakley 09:15, 2 December 2008 (UTC)

We have leadership? :3 --Cubone 01:12, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

I Grok to Your Mouth Music

Hey kids. Noticed a few of you in Vinetown recently. I'm in need of some guidance... some council... will you be my guidance counselors? --m dear 01:10, 27 December 2008 (UTC)

Oh... it's on.

So, you tink you pretty good, eh? I show you way of ninja... NINJA WITH AXE, HIYA!

I tell you what, PJ... As soon as I'm breathing again, I'm gonna SHANK SHANK SHANK some muthafuckaz. - Hardcore Rockabilly, Retired FAE Axes High AH RR RRF

By all means. My only regret is that I no longer have my Christmas tree. Beating an Axes High member with a tree would be like paper beating scissors. --ZiPbeep boopMH+LUE 20:12, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

Epic Win Right Here

Thanks for all the shanking down in Barrville. ;) I'll be sure to repay in kind. I'm not going to lie, you guys are pretty awesome (even if you do shank and run. No time for some coffee?), and your wiki is pretty A-FRIKKIN-MAZING. *cough* >_> <_< Pssst, that part of the conversation never happened. Commendably yours, —Claude Garrison Talk 04:36, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

Why, thank you for the kind words, my commendably commendable adversary. We do apologize for the lack of coffee and flirting by the fire, but we, uh, had an early meeting the next morning. Yeah, that's the ticket. No fear of commitment here!
Next time we're in town, we'll properly serenade you guys. Til then, keep those axes held high. --ZiPbeep boopMH+LUE 15:32, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

TZH Members

Hey Mostly Dickless... er, Harmless. Sorry. Wanted to let you know, that I got on Barnhah, even though I am not a member, and found the list of TZH members that you guys got from the MCM. Heads up, most of those are our members, some of them are not (I've never heard of them, and I personally approve of all members, so if I haven't heard of them they aren't a member). You are also missing a few, but I will let you figure out who those are. Some of the ones you have listed as TZH members that aren't (e.g. meHealYou, upchuck norris...) could be impersonators, we get a TON of those from redrum and doris. What can I say? People love to imitate the best :) Just wanted to give you fair warning. --Dhavid Grohl 19:15, 8 May 2009 (BST)


One of your members, named Loogi, killed me in violation of the Honour Amongst Thieves Policy which your group has signed. May I ask, why was I killed, if you know fine well I am indeed a fellow PKer? --Blanemcc 18:27, 15 July 2009 (BST)

HAT is more of a guideline than a hard-and-fast rule. Simply having a bounty is not a bullet-proof vest from other people with bounties. See: Dawn Patrol. I can't really speak for why Loogi killed you, but I know why I would have. You brag constantly and you support TZH. Two very big reasons to wake up with a target on your back. --ZiPbeep boopMH+LUE 23:05, 15 July 2009 (BST)
The bragging is actually a self-parody. Its an inside joke for the Browncoats :p I don't support TZH, per se, I just don't attack them. --Blanemcc 02:10, 16 July 2009 (BST)

A Pleasure

It was a pleasure to meet new friends and to warmly greet old ones. Thank you for joining us for fine wine and spirits, hearty meals and even that god-awful corned-beef wine in a snifter that I whipped up for Moomin troll (I wound up discarding the blender in which it was mixed). I take my leave from the party as I miss the feel of honestly-earned blood on my hands. I hope that your day is quite pleasant and...surreal. --Ov 20:52 26 August 2009 (EST)

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