Talk:Progressive Party of Malton

Hate to say this, but you guys know Malton is in England right? --Daxx 20:41, 22 Dec 2005 (GMT)

- We realized that something like halfway through. I changed my half, so now Howard's going on a little foreign policy adventure. Don't know if Fletcher, who plays Howard, got the message, but now he's the entire "foreign aid" package sent. Or maybe he's just a crazy man who figures that no one knows enough about American politics in England for anyone to realize that he's a hobo in a suit. Either or. --JeffL 10:38, 23 Dec 2005 (GMT) Edit: I fixed Howard's description, again. I fixed it, but it got changed back for some reason at some point. --JeffL 19:39, 23 Dec 2005 (GMT)

- We're aware there's some evidence to that effect... but then again, there're also guns in the police stations (a decidedly un-British effect), so we figure it's some weird time/space mishmash.

In short, just enjoy it. --Dr. Fletch 10:41, 23 Dec 2005 (GMT)

- Finally, a political party that has the guts to do what needs to be done. It's about time someone addressed the real issues. I've had enough of this Liberal "we need to work with the zombies" attitude. I can speak for the Knights of St. Jude when I say that you have our vote! Jonny America 21:21, 7 Jan 2006 (GMT)

- The Progressive Party of Malton will not stand for threats made by the Minions of the Apocalypse, Church of the Resurrection, or even random feral zombies. If you need assistance, contact Andy Sull, who is hiding inside the bank near St. Jude... twenty floors below sea level... in a bunker. That having been said, we support the peaceful, civilly disobedient wing of Dissident Zombies. (If you run into the uncivilly disobedient, shoot them and then syringe them.)--JeffL 08:08, 8 Jan 2006 (GMT)

- Andy Sull is welcome to actually enter St. Jude's. It's been clear of Zombies for days. I hope the party supports vigilanteism. GreenSamurai 18:11, 8 Jan 2006 (GMT)