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Caiger Superhero=

I was in Caiger Mall, asleep, last night, and while I was asleep, this was happening:

. A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (13 hours and 50 minutes ago)

. malachi117 began to rebuild the barricades, using a freezer. (13 hours and 50 minutes ago)

. A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (13 hours and 50 minutes ago)

. malachi117 began to rebuild the barricades, using some plastic seating. (13 hours and 50 minutes ago)

. A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (13 hours and 50 minutes ago)

. malachi117 killed a zombie. (13 hours and 49 minutes ago)

. malachi117 began to rebuild the barricades, using a mannequin. (13 hours and 49 minutes ago)

I put him in my contacts list, under purple, for superhero. --GrownUpSurvivor 12:30, 15 August 2007 (BST)


AAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! NOOooooooooooooooooooooooo! Help! Help! Help us! --GrownUpSurvivor 16:43, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

TechCom Radio

Hey, just wanted to let our allies know that if you need to contact us over the radio, our official frequency is 26.29. Feel free to hit us up sometime. --JustinMullins 21:42, 2 February 2007 (UTC)


Hi, I'm the leader of TechCom. I just noticed the alliance comment on our discussion page. I'd like to accept. It'd be great having an ally in the area. Feel free to join our forum if the need or anything arises.


Let's sing a Caiger song which will be a New Year's number one...

La La la la HISTORY

When Caiger Mall fell humanity rubbed it's eyes and said 'eh?' Because Caiger Mall is Camelot, with a sort of round table of Tie Racks and Sox Shops, a jousting-ground of Food Courts. Historical. Mythical. Beautiful. Also full of reasonably-priced goods and air-conditioned.

It was the only mall that ever stood up to a horde. Also it did it twice. People who had never been there had heard about it. People who had lived the seiges felt like Henry V.

When Caiger fell, finally, suddenly, it fell catastrophically. Everyone died, inside, outside, and for a long way into the surrounding suburbs, and no one could get in to help them. Zombie numbers were huge, and Caiger Mall, spangly, survivory, muzaky, saley Caiger Mall was renamed 'Barhah Mall'.



Even when it suddenly looked hopeless, mythical Caiger fallen and zombies all over the bloody shop, literally, everyone got up and grooved: CAIGER MALL WE WILL ALL FIGHT FOR.

So... suicidal geurilla raids to try to take Caiger Mall back, with spells of restocking and revivication, started with the month of December, 2006.

It was looking very bad, helpless really, all of the surrounding suburbs were deadly. I, personally, was depressed. Also often dead.

But we and many many more than we came, died and came again.

The DHPD issued a rallying call, on December 21st: TRANSMISSION FROM DHPD HQ: Rally Near Caiger, We're going home to glorious victory!


"Hello, I am DJ Mundane of the DHPD Friends and Neighbors! Please hear me! The Time has come for us to take back what we fought so hard for! Caiger! Too long have the undead occupied our homes and killed our friends, too long has Caiger been dark! Today, we fight!!! Go to a PD near Caiger and ask for direction. The DHPD will help you, and together we win a glorious victory! Our children and grand- -children will sing songs of this day!! …and tell stories of our heroism. Thank you for listening, and may tomorrow Caiger Mall’s lights shine brightly on the dim horizon" on the Caiger page.

And it was all on. Everyone was there, it was the place to, to be fair, the mall often is in the holiday season. Whole groups were there. Unallied, independent survivors were there. Quite possibly Santa and all of his reindeer were there.

And all the defenders came:

DHPD and the rest of the

Caiger Mall Survivors

Malton Rangers

Creedy Defense Force

Chi Vai Hunters

The Darvalls

The Chudleys.

It was just like the return of the Partridge Family.

On Dec 24th the mall was clear of zombies and barricaded.

There are still a squillion zombies outside. But Caiger is holding....holding.


"Come on zombies. We'll give you some Peace on Earth."

Such Gladness The ongoing fight to preserve the beseiged Caiger makes us glad to be human! A plenty of people and groups! A plenty of planning. A plenty of effort has happened. Hurrah! Let's sing!

An aside for sportsmanship: It is unlikely that we humans could have made progress into Caiger this quickly, although humanity would try, always try, had the horde that took Caiger, Shacknews (See Third Siege of Caiger Mall), not disbanded recently.

--11:44, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Chart Update: Alas we have been beaten to New Year's Number One by the re-release of the classic Caiger Zombie Free --GrownUpSurvivor 19:05, 12 January 2007 (UTC) ...more chart news to follow.

Now I'm not a Fresh Prince Fan but

Heard at Caiger on 14th January:

..A flare was fired 4 blocks to the west and 7 blocks to the south. (34 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Now this is the story all about how my life got twisted upsi" (28 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "...upside down" (28 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "and I'd like to take a minute just sittin right there" (27 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "I tell you how I became the prince of a mall called Caiger" (27 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "In West Becktown I'm born and raised" (26 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "on an NT is where I've spent the most of my days" (26 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool" (25 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "working on the necronet for extra-cred in school" (23 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "when a couple of zeds, who were up to no good" (23 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "started making trouble in my neighbourhood" (23 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "I got in one little fight and my boss got scared" (22 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "and said you're moving in with the survivors of Caiger" (21 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "I begged and pleaded with her day after day" (21 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way" (21 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "she gave me a kiss and then she gave me my 'tracter" (20 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "I put my flak jacket on and said I might as well kick it" (20 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "I saw an empty cab as I came nearer" (19 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "the licensplate said Fresh and had a dice in the mirror" (18 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "if anything I could say that this cab was rare" (18 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "but I thought naw forget it, onwards to Caiger!" (18 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "I arrived at the mall about seven or eight" (17 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "I yelled to the zeds ..." *static* "... off, smell you later" (16 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "looked at my kingdom I was finally there" (16 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "to sit my throne as the prince of Caiger" (16 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "To whoever just did that Fresh Prince rendition, I say:" (7 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Very good job! Mind if I copypasta it?" (7 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Sure. Never give up and always habeeb in the final victory!" (4 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "I HEAR YOU /b/ROTHER" (1 minute ago)

--20:08, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

Ah ha! I used to watch that all the time... -Certified=InsaneQuébécois 02:46, 15 January 2007 (UTC)


I'm sorry you no longer consider us allies. We organised the CMAF and will not be swept into the dustbin of history. If our efforts to avoid being deleted from history are not to your liking then this is the end. Let our groups part ways without further conflict. - FireWarlord

Caiger Mall

UPDATE - The Red Army and co. have been in the Mall and surroundings for a couple of days now, doing the re-take thing.

See Caiger Mall front page for situation reports.

We are in different safehouses in order to have reviv-backup in case of accidents.

We won't say everything is going very promisingly, because that would be a jinx, and the war can never be definitively won anyway, not really. This lesson has been learned in the past few months.

The price of Caiger is eternal vigilance. 19:26, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

Fire Brigade 47

This is FireWarlord, my alt shadowbosh and my lieutenant magsmagsmags are in the nurcombe building in darvall heights awaiting other brigade members as well as any allies who wish to join us. recon of the mall suggests we'll need all the manpower we can get. currently 17 other people in the nurcombe building and cades at EH.... as good a staging ground as any. --FireWarlord




This group has no survivor enemies. None. Pking is not ever okay. If we are killed we will not kill back. 21:26, 28 December 2006 (UTC)


Here is an excellent rant witnessed on the Suggestions:Talk page 19:48, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Swiers, knowing someone's favourite weapon is more realistic than zombies, doctors randomly healing people, buildings with limitless numbers of pistol clips, jumping from roof to roof despite the fact a zombie tore out your intestines, Revivification Syringes, spraypaint messages giving links to websites, being able so carry 20 shotguns and 3 portable generators plus fuel, zombies telling you to grab their testacles, Mrh cows, survivors outnumbering zombies by about 3 to 1, zergers, being able to take four or five shotgun blasts and be healed by a couple of first aid kits, zombie spies, trenchcoaters, talking using the same amount of AP used to walk a block, idling out, the fact that one in every three buildings is an NT, NecroTech, people saying "STFU NOOB", using DNA extractors gives you XP to spend on shotgun training, first aid kits in churches, cops starting with Flak Jackets, despite the fact they haven't been used scince WW2, there are no automatic pistols, only revolvers, only double-barreled shotguns, military personnel armed only with a pistol and ammo, the amount of wasteland, lack of any sort of food, people taking 300 headshots while zombie, get revived and are good as new, firearms are more acurrate than melee weapons, no vehicles, sticking a syringe into someone taking the same amount of AP to walk 10 blocks, radio spam, STREETS IS WATCHIN', or people named "Ubah 1337 Serviva" Get the point? Cap'n Silly 14:55, 8 January 2007 (UTC)


This group is not allied with any other socialist groups. This group damned well walks alone.

We only monitor barricades. 15:50, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

That's fine. We were just offering. --Luigi Galleani M(A)C | M(A)F 18:48, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

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