Talk:Rolt Heights Vigilante Patrol/Archive

The following is an archive for all old Rolt Heights Vigilante Patrol Talk posts.

Communique From I.R.A.T.E.

ZINGO COMMAND: PRIORITY ONE FLASH TRAFFIC. Executive Order 028-RSA is in Effect, 25 Feb, 08. A zombie mutation resulting in the apparent increased cognitive ability of the undead has caused an increased zed threat to all suburbs. I.R.A.T.E. will temporarily cease combat operations against all hostile human groups, and concentrate on zed suppression, until areas of operation are code green. Concept of Operation: The Blackout team will conduct LRRPs into the red zone, and maintain a temporary Forward Operating Base in northeast theater of Malton.

We'll be in Touch.

Sincerely, Jersey Postal Worker, I.R.A.T.E. Minister of Propagan....Er ahem, I mean Public Relations.

The Zingo Command Corporate Public Relations Department. Better Information for a Better World. --Jersey Postal Worker 00:50, 26 February 2008 (UTC)

Concerning IRATE

Hey guys, im trying to get some sort of diplomacy going on wtih IRATE. Can you tell me what started off this bad blood in the first place? --Blanemcc 16:43, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

The bad blood started when Skyzingo, who would not leave a member of RHVP alone, though he will deny this. He was asked repeatedly to leave before being killed as a last resort to get him to leave said player alone. Ironically the player that killed him now ALSO leads the Spartans, another PKer group. Skyzingo and his band of misfits are all PK'ers, GK'ers or others that bothered RHVP and Rolt Heights long before IRATE was formed. Since then, they come after RHVP and all of it's listed allies even though they have now killed most of us 9-10 times over. All I can say is that they are not a reasonable group and I dont think they will ever stop doing what they do. --Randomzero 18:16, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

That is troubling to hear. Can you please send a representative to our forums, I wish to discuss some matters with your leader. Perhaps an alliance treaty? --Blanemcc 21:27, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

They PK us because they can. At first I thought they targeted us as a PKer group going after an Anti-PKer group, but they attack us now just because they know where to find us. I could see zingo's point of view with the first few raids as a fucked up PKer looking for revenge, but he isn't out for revenge and never has been. He's just looking for the same pleasure a schoolyard bully gets from picking on the small kid who wears glasses - Jazz Jackson leader of the anti-zingo hunt of RHVP (Random's at HQ taking care of defence while Maria's showing everyone how to reach a dozen consecutive orgasms).

We had a good time

I'm pleased our groups fought side by side. We will keep ingame contacts with you in Patterson. Do not hesitate to contact us ingame, through wiki or on board anytime. It's good to have cool guyz like you in the area. --Waughn 10:27, 3 October 2007 (BST) from the Winchester Boyz.

Sorry for the Deception

I feel strange, but I did my best so to the RHVP members I decieved here's the apology I owe you. I'm sorry for posing as a member of the Infiltration Retard's Arsehole's n Twat's Echelon (IRATE) and PKing Joule Zeath. I did have a reason for targeting a fellow member of RHVP though as I planned to use the PK and a few edits to their wiki to join them so I could relay info to RHVP via Joule but from new intel recieved from Super Wiki Medic I've discovered that it is impossible to join Retard Patrol because it's all Zingofucker zerging. I will continue trying to complete my final objective and destroy mj hawk raper, mike the wanker, zingofucker and the rest of the Zingo Twats. I have been in contact with Joule all this time and he didn't take it too badly he even went along with it as if it was a normal PK for appearances sake so if questioned about any of this he will back me up. To make things clear Zingofucker BrickInTheHead did not say anything to me on the topic of editing your wank wiki page (he didn't get the chance to I already completed my first and second objectives) I then attempted to earn your trust but psychos like you don't really trust anyone when you stop taking your meds don't you? (see that was a rhetorical question, I don't actually need you to answer it. dumbass)

How did RHVP provoke the Zingowankers into declaring all out war on them hmm let's see a member PKed you for stalking and was expelled from the group so naturally you take it out on the group that di nothing wrong rather than hunt the original PKer down just like anyone with a severe mental retardation would and heres a little quote from the zingofuckers to prove how pathetic they really are "We would never target anyone for such a dumb reason" that was after I posted a dumb and *false* (actually it was true) reason to be targeted. Maria Lombardi called for a ceasefre between both groups hat means no members of either group may attack any members of the other group but zingofucker only agreed to not attack Maria but decided the rest of RHVP were fair game. I was the one who asked Maria to call for the ceasefire so that dumb and false reason is a dumb but true reason to target me you moronic bastards. I'll leave members of I.R.A.T.E with an unsolvable math problem what is 2+2 ? "INITIATING ZINGOFUCKER HANDSHAKE" http://wiki.urbandead.com/images/2/21/Ep1224finger.jpg FUCK YOU ZINGOFUCKERS!!!. --Jazz Jackson 14:50, 2 October 2007

IRATE's Response to CDF Operative

Concerning the subject of zerging and griefing:

I.R.A.T.E. is neither a zerging group nor a griefing group. We are simply a group that ruthlesly hits back in retaliation when provoked. Zerging consititues an individual using a single ISP address on a single computer. Characters would most likely have a same email address affiliated with the account. Our group's characters are controled by different individuals with different computers using different ISP addresses. If it weren't true, we would be penalized by the built in countermeasures that Kevan has implemented. It would be impossible for a zerger to effectevly hit your HQ in a large scale attack with two characters from the same ISP address, let alone six. Keep in mind that Kevan doesnt dislike or discourage PKing. This is a game that relies on human, not computer source code generated enemies. Whether its a zombie or rival group, there is no artificial intelligence. You end up facing another thinking person, not a computer generated algorithim. You should try to adjust your tactics accordingly.

Now on the sublect of griefing. I.R.A.T.E. is not griefing RHVP. When you killed Skyzingo, you gave us a good excuse to hit you back. We like the challenge of coordinating our attacks using a combination of phone and IM. If we were griefing you, You would be hit much more often both large scale and individual hits, and your group would probably diminish down to nothing from the constant attrition.(Examples of this are the CGR destroying the 101st Airborne Division or the specialized griefing Pker groups Kill Joshua Mlodzianowski or Kill Dues257). Despite our rhetoric, we aren't trying to destroy the RHVP. It more fun keeping you somewhat healthy and pissed off. Planning operations against you is more challenging than shooting zombies. If you're lucky, maybe some other large group will piss us off and give us reason to divert attention to them. (Vigilante Brothers are smallfry). In the meantime. You can expect to see us drop in from time to time.

Sincerely, Jersey Postal Worker, I.R.A.T.E. Minister of Propagan....Er ahem, I mean Public Relations.

The Preceeding Message was brought to you by The Zingo Command Corporate Public Relations Department. Better Information for a Better World. Co-sponsored by Duff Beer.--Jersey Postal Worker 02:14, 28 September 2007 (BST)

The Dribbling Beavers say "Hi!" (from Santlerville)

Morning, lovers. Evils Presley with the Beavers here. Your member, Canopener, left a very pleasant message on our forum this morning, apparently in response to his noticing our presence in the Patterson Building in Gibsonton. As one of the leaders and primary ambassadors, I thought I'd stop by and formally introduce ourselves. Indeed, we are good friends with The Winchester Boyz and agreed to send some people to the area to assist with the bit of trouble being had there as the virgin mission for our new mobile unit, The Bouncing Beavers. We'll be using this new division to execute out-of-burb scouting, assistance and rescue missions in an effort to help increase the unification of the survivor effort as a whole and to get more involved in happenings beyond our home town of Santlerville.

That being said: Canopener was kind enough to offer your services in the event we ever need it, so I'd like to extend the same courtesy. At the very least we can certainly keep each other informed of what's going on in our respective areas, which are close enough to be pertinent to each others' objectives.

I'm not sure how long you've been operating as a group, but I notice your focus is on Rolt Heights. As I don't see any particular affiliations here...have you contacted the Burchell Arms Regulars? Quite influential in the area, they Headquarter out of The Burchell Arms (der) and have quite a few PKer problems. You can find their wiki pretty easily.

In other news, I'm confused about the relationship between I.R.A.T.E and RHVP. Are they divisions of the same group? Friends? Enemies? I witnessed a PK by an I.R.A.T.E. member in CCDP in Santlerville this morning and would like to know whether it's a genuine PKing or a simple matter of rivalry.

If you have any questions, need help or are out of beer, feel free to stop by our forum: http://tinyurl.com/o7ehp -- Evils Presley 17:55, 27 September 2007 (BST)

I.R.A.T.E. says Huh?

This was added to our main wiki page form an outside source______ After killing one of the dogs of RHVP Jazz Jackson is on the run from those disgusting bounty hunters, do what you can to help as he has knowledge of their tactics.

I see he has our group affiliation on his profile. Can someone explain why?

Brick, I guess your chat with him concerning our wiki page must have pissed him off. He seems to be going off the deep end. Maybe its combat stress. Thanks anyways for respecting the sanctity of the UD wiki.

Note: Zingo Command has not authorized the acceptance of new members to the Spec Ops Black out team I.R.A.T.E.

Your team members must enjoy being targets

Your team members must enjoy being targets. They list themselves on our wiki as high priority target. Thats no problem though. We will gladly accomodate anyone who desires to be terminated by us.

--Jazz Jackson is top priority target for violating wiki policy by dissiminating false information on a restrcited wiki site. The following statement is false and was not generated by I.R.A.T.E. ---Jazz Jackson is top priority target for attempting to unite I.R.A.T.E and RHVP against the zombies and for not initiating any hostilities against our group. Hunt him down and make sure he never attempts to help again.-

Since Jazz Jackson's desire to be a high priority target is so great that he has to list himself on our wiki , along with a dumb and false reason for targeting him, we will gladly accommidate his wishes.

From Skyzingo-- Why did NTP leave your group? I hope we wasnt kicked out. I heard with my own ears the order to kill me. So I know he was only following directives from higher up. Did we scare him? He should get his ass in gear and come back and help defend you guys. Death is no big deal. thats what syringes are for. Death Before Dishonor!

P.S. What the heck does it take to be listed on your wiki as an enemy? Get with the program ppl!

Hmmm my informant was right. Well to be honest i openly chanllanged you i sat their for 2 weeks yet i was not answered or killed i was bored of you little bastards you offer little to no fun for a psycho So I offer it a gain a me vs Skyzingo to end it all if he wants me he can come get me hahahahahahaha i have many Pker friends now dont push me

I would also like to ask how come every time I ask question make statements Iam never answered never hread yet you act like Iam in RHVP you can ask toothdecay I havebeen talking to him and he can tell you i left hes killed me once and ive been a zombie ost of the time.

PKers are great people hehehehehe muhahahahahahahahahahahahaha also the predator (pestilence) is scared of nothing fears nothing and gives nothing you bastards come and get me --Night time predator 04:46, 23 September 2007 (BST)

P.S. You above we would like to let you know that we know its you Skyzingo Just to let you know.

Also today i say this Jazz Jackson it seem he's with you Skyzingo. SO wny one know his motatives is he some guy just here to cause trouble or is here to piss us off i think he should be set to shoot to kill for both groups.

STOP EDITING OUR WIKI PAGE!

I.R.A.T.E. will refrain from editing your wiki page and keep all comments on this discussion page. Jazz Jackson is putting false information on our wiki and trying to pass it off as something that we originated. (The following statement is false and was not generated by I.R.A.T.E.) ------Jazz Jackson is top priority target for attempting to unite I.R.A.T.E. and RHVP against the zombies and for not initiating any hostilities against our group. Hunt him down and make sure he never attempts to help again.

We would never target anyone for such a dumb reason. If Jazz wants to leave comments and RHVP (I.R.A.T.E) propaganda on our wiki's discussion page, that's fine, But the editing of our main information page is totally unacceptable. Your page is also vulnerable to editing. I would hope that you get this under control before We are forced to dissiminate our point of view on your main informtion page. I'm sure you dont want that.

Skyzingo

Dear Skyzingo,

My name is BrickInTheHead. I want to assure you that I will investigate this. If Jazz Jackson truly is editing your page (which I suspect he is, due to the fact that it would be very childish for anyone to make this claim without reason) he will be spoken to. No one wants misinformation on the wiki. I know I don't... if it wasn't for this place, I wouldn't know how to do half the shit in the game.--BrickInTheHead 21:16, 24 September 2007 (BST)Brick

Edit: LOL. I just looked at the confession above. Well, I am certainly pissed off now. Please make a note here if he does it again.

Rolt Heights Vigilante Patrol Q&A

I wonder if you could point me in the direction fo the Rolt Heights Vigilante Patrol leadership? I've got some fun questions I've been asking the leaders of Maltons biggest and best groups for a wiki project of mine. Thanks. --Kristi of the Dead 09:34, 8 September 2007 (BST)

I am the leader, what would you like to ask me? Maria L 22:16, 8 September 2007 (BST)

Well it's about 24 or so short fun questions that I've been asking all the leaders of the biggest and best UD Groups. Should I post the questions here or would you like to shoot me an email to kristihahn(at)gmail(dot)com and I can reply to you there with the questions--Kristi of the Dead 02:04, 9 September 2007 (BST)

Major Editting

Lyn, I have done a lot of editting to the group page. If you don't like it, then go ahead and change stuff. I have also backed up a copy of the old page if you want that. I am currently working on the group banner and badge. I am also working on the locations that we are located around. - SOLDIER Corvus

Goodbye

I just wanted the chance to say goodbye to all of you at RHVP. I am leaving to reform the group I was part of when I first started. I have had a blast working with all of you. There have been some pretty intense times with all of the idiots we dealt with (I do miss old Wicked Anderson). I will be returning to my original neighborhood on the far side of Malton though. The group I belong to is called the 3RD Special Operations Group, keep an eye out for us.. We will be around on occasion to help if you should need it.

Sean McLaren Captain 3RD SOG

Aw man, we're gonna miss you Sean. I for one wish you the best of luck, and I'm sure that's the general consensus. Look us up if you're ever in our neck of the woods again. --Korwin

You May Want to Add to your Enemy Profiles...

When the Militant Order of Barhah and the Manbagz Zahmbahz broke your PD, it was Vladek the Putrid who told us where to find your brains. Your friendly neighborhood snitch... --Danalov 11:55, 17 April 2007 (BST) of the Manbagz Zahmbahz

	Grab mah manbagz?
	This user or group was rudely offended by a set of dangling manbagz that clawed their way into this user or group's safehouse as part of the Manbagz Zahmbahz horde. This user or group may have grabbed said manbagz, but they sure as hell arent going to admit it.

Feel free to delete the template. We didn't like it either.

Rebuilt and recruiting

Having recovered our HQ and begun the rebuilding of Rolt Heights, we are currently seeking new members who are willing to join us among both nomadic survivors and Rolt Heights regulars alike. Contact Lyn of the Blade or Power Dude in game, or email Lyn at lyn_of_the_blade1@yahoo.com. --MayICantTellYou 11:44 March 1st, 2007