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Revive Requests

The situation in Kinch Heights is unstable, and delays in the revivification of the wanting undead present a minor issue due to the presence of brain-rotted hindrances.

In order to rehabilitate in a more efficient manner, B.A.C.H.Z. asks those who are ready to re-join the more animated populace to please leave and timestamp their IDs on this page, below this comment -- you can use four tildes (~~~~) to produce a timestamp. Doing so will give you priority, and a member of B.A.C.H.Z. will be able to treat you in one of our designated revive spots in great haste.

If you are unable to make a post on this page, we ask that you leave a request through the proper channels.

If you are adding a new revive request, please add your entry to the top of the list, and please leave a link to your in-game profile! Otherwise your request will be thrown with the older requests down into the deep Chasm of the Forgotten. Another note: non-B.A.C.H.Z. members should feel free to take credit for revives they have done, if only to put a face to other altruistic revivification workers in Kinch Heights.

Revive Request Format

Below is the preferred format of a revive request. Simply copy and paste it, then replace the ID number, victim name and message with your own. Help us help you! --Kenny Matthews W! 04:34, 28 March 2007 (BST)

*[ Lucas Kane]: I'm waiting in front of my parents' graves at [43,85]... ~~~~

Current Requests

  • Kliff Marx: I'm a new guy needing revival at [43,85]... Kliff Marx 16:10 2 March 2010
  • Diavolone: Thanks a lot for the quick revive! Diavolone 10:28, 7 January 2010
  • Dearg Doom: Got eaten by the Order of Barhah. Please revive at [43,85]... Deargdoom 10:40, 1 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Mikec1988: a random multi of mine who was PK'd in the area. and then attacked by one of your members (Dana Winslow) while standing at a revive Mrhing. I shall expect a revive as recompense at Taylour Lane. Unless this Dana character has already killed me :( Monsieur 23:08, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Cei Sevoi: I was just revived at cemetery [43,75 ] and am currently lying dead. I know this is unusual but I'd like to request a FAK appointment because I am definitely infected and will probably just die again when I stand and start searching around. Currently at 6 AP, so I'm not comfortable standing until sometime tomorrow. Please contact me on AIM: Cei Sevoi to arrange a meeting, I can't seem to get to a safe place without being killed immediately, any help would be appreciated! 22:24, 6 December 2008
... Wow, I go inactive for a bit... Good thing I came back when I did? Anyway, you've been revived! --Juliana Rider 22:35, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Bill Bradford: {November 9 2007} I don't like to eat brains, but they seem to be the only thing I can stomach... please help me rejoin the battle. Thanks! [43,85]
I didn't see you? --Juliana Rider 22:35, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Lincoln Rhyme: Lrhyme 02:09, 18 September 2007 (BST) I came to the area as a tourist and am now touring revive points. I'd appreciate a hand. Be glad to hang around and help out in return for a handout. [43,85]
  • Philip Lurch: I know I'm looking disgusting right now, being dead is no longer fun. @ [43,85]
  • PlatinumPie: Safehouse got massacred while I was sleeping. Standing at the revive point [43,85] now. Appreciate a revive whenever convenient. PlatinumWings 01:14, 15 September 2007 (BST)
  • Judge Corpus: Waiting fo a revive to get back into some action at [43,85] 6:50, 8 September 2007
  • Ailin Zhang: It would be nice if you could revive me, I got killed again while waiting at the revivication point at [43,85] Thank you. 22:55 CET, 2 September
  • Chase G: The hotel I was staying in had an open door policy... After the zeds opened the doors. Now I have one foot in the grave and am hoping it's only temporary.[43,85] Twister1680 15:43, 22 August 2007 (BST)
  • Mildren: Got killed a while back by the horrors of noobishness. Would love a second chance at not getting repeatedly headshot every day. Attempting to look casual at [43, 85] (Sorry if I've gotten this wrong, this be my first revive request)Puustrian 17:00, 6 July 2007 (BST)
  • DanielQ: Got DC'd right as I was heading towards Milverton Place Police Dept

[45, 84] to provide random support from...The Randoms! Currently standing at [43,85] graveyard.

Tag! You're Human again! Adrian Sivri
  • Fluffington: Well, heck. Don't know what happened. Did a bit of first aid in the junkyard by Milverton, run out of APs, pause for lunch, and next thing I know I'm outside and dead. Not even any notice about being attacked. Won't be any fun telling that story to the kids. Not even enough APs to stand up yet. Probably head to the cemetary in a few hours (still half an hour from standing) Fluffington 23:10, 2 June 2007 (BST)
Thanks Kenny! Fluffington 13:08, 3 June 2007 (BST)
Might as well add that I was revived for archival's sake. --Cheese Knight 21:28, 3 June 2007 (BST)
Well... You havent been there for a while... But I believe you are alive :P Adrian Sivri
  • Fluffington: Gah! Revive someone before work and next thing I know I wake up dead. At [43,85] in the cemetary next to the Kebby Way school. Fluffington 03:56, 10 May 2007 (BST)
Hernck, I know the feeling. Welcome back! --Kenny Matthews W! 05:53, 10 May 2007 (BST)
Thanks! Fluffington 06:01, 10 May 2007 (BST)
  • Hollaway: I need to get revived ASAP trying to regroup with the 101st Aiborne [43, 85]... Hollaway 19:10, 2 May 2007 (BST)
Good Luck! --Juliana Rider 03:14, 3 May 2007 (BST)
  • kickassnic: im chillin here... wanna get back to work saving our fellow brothers from brain rot [43, 85]... Zombienic 04:36, 30 April 2007 (BST)
Current Status: ALIVE (but not by me) --Jonathon Quimby 23:05, 1 May 2007 (BST)
  • lilbabyfairyduster: Yes I need a revive, however you will notice when you click my profile the name "el Alteatorio" which means the Randoms in Spanish, and yes I am with the Randoms, albeit not on the best of terms, but still. And since none of the other Randoms seem to have found this site, I took it upon myself to do so. And this is our site. Oh yeah I am at 48, 88.
    Feel free to pop over and talk to Ruan, he will give you access to our ops page.
    Somerandomdude 16:57, 28 April 2007 (EST)
Ah, The Randoms. Welcome back. --Kenny Matthews W! 13:34, 1 May 2007 (BST)
  • Whiperdale Diamante: Got eaten AGAIN when The Militant Order Of Barhah decided they wanted a party in the PD. In the Cemetary, [43,85] Revive and I will luff you forever. *chibi eyes*... Harken 15:49, 28 April 2007 (BST)
I believe you've been revivified! --Kenny Matthews W! 13:34, 1 May 2007 (BST)

Older Requests

/Archive 1: Requests from June 2006

/Archive 2: Requests from July 2006

/Archive 3: Requests from August 2006

/Archive 4: Requests from September 2006

/Archive 5: Requests from October 2006 to February 2007

/Archive 6: Requests from March and April 2007


Hey, just how often should we create new archive pages? Every 2-3 months maybe? --Cheese Knight 05:25, 10 April 2007 (BST)

Supply Requests

As portable generators have been made increasingly useful and radio transmitters have become available, the B.A.C.H.Z. understands that local groups and survivors may have need of such apparatus but have not the means to acquire them. Hence, the group invites players and/or groups to make requests for portable generators, fuel cans, or radio transmitters to leave and timestamp the name of the individual/group seeking one of these items and the coordinates of the location to which the said item should be delivered. The B.A.C.H.Z. cannot promise prompt service, but vows to do its best.


Radio transmitters and generators especially will be extremely useful. If the B.A.C.H.Z. engeges itself into delivering these goods, the Urban Guerillas offer to maintain these, at no cost. -Certified=InsaneUG 17:25, 18 June 2006 (BST)

If you are still up to this, I might consider working with a few partners to get a generator flow going. -Certified=InsaneUG 16:45, 21 August 2006 (BST)

Of and About Kinch Heights

Binoculars and Scouting

Since binoculars have become available, something that may prove to be very useful to any survivors residing in Kinch Heights would be a system for scouting out the area.

For the purposes of this system, Kinch Heights will be divided into 4 areas, [x=44,45] dividing east and west, and [y= 84,85] dividing north and south. Buildings in Kinch Heights that are suitable for Binoculars use:

Northwest Area

  • The Hartland Building [42,80]
  • The Glossop Building [41,81]
  • The Luscombe Building [41,82]
  • The Pouncy Building [42,83]
  • The Henning Hotel [41,84]
  • Canter Towers [40, 82]

Southwest Area

  • The Sharman Building [41,86]
  • Hendrich Towers [42,86]
  • The Grimley Motel [41,85]
  • The Ensor Motel [43,89]

Southeast Area

  • The Nevill Building [45,85]
  • The Serrell Hotel[48,89]

Northeast Area

  • Witt Towers [48,82]

Best case scenerio is for one of those buildings in each area are to be used for scouting, due to the binoculars range, and for those buildings to be equipped with radio transmitters, allowing a fast way to share info. However, that would require a lot of maintenance, so mobile phones can be used as a fallback plan. --Cheese Knight 21:47, 31 August 2006 (BST)

This would be alot of maintenance... It's probably better off leaving low-level necrotechs scanning zombies outside and then maybe broadcasting whatever Nevill picks up with it's necronet scan, since it's in the mid of the suburb. -Certified=InsaneUG 00:02, 1 September 2006 (BST)

These buildings probably don't need to be permanently manned, but it would complement scanning, especially in the case of brain rotters.--Cheese Knight 00:22, 1 September 2006 (BST)

Kinch Heights Barricade Policy

The Urban Guerillas have created a barricade policy for Kinch Heights and seeks to know your advice on it, since our forces availabe for Kinch Heights are too few to act against the established groups' wills. We also wish to help re-establish Kinch Height's past glory as the most un-eventful suburb, and offer our help. -Certified=InsaneUG

We are finally approaching a position in which we could enforce the barricade policy. However, we still lack the skilled labour for now. If we tag all the buildings with their appropriate barricade level, will you help us enforce the Kinch Heights Barricade Policy? -Certified=InsaneUG 05:22, 23 August 2006 (BST)


Your PKA member list is incomplete. You should refer to Leashold Services for a more complete list. -Certified=InsaneUG


Greetings from Team America

Hello, my name is Gus Thomas, one of the leaders of Team America. I would like to compliment your group on your fine performance during my stay thus far. It is nice to see a group that seems to know what they are doing, easy kills get tiresome after awhile. But I must warn you, if you continue such outstanding hospitality my team may have to come in and party with you guys. We tend to get rough with survivors at our party's. If you are interested in our two groups meeting, feel free to post your location on my talk page and we will be pleased to join you. --Gus Thomas 16:54, 18 April 2008 (BST)

PK'er in your own group

To those valiantly fighting the zombie horde. I am a Bandit Queen from the nearby Brooksville and was recently rendered useless by a few zeds. Our RP was overrun so I came down here thinking that I could expect 1) a revive from fellow survivors 2) someone who actually believed in the Sacred Ground Policy. Unfortunately, one of your own (or someone claiming to be one of you own), jona888[1] decided to kill me while standing in the cemetary at 38, 73. Here is the screen shot of the kill[2]. Please deal with this member or pseudo-member accordingly, it makes all of us survivors look bad when someone is going around killing people who actually want to live. --ZeroNoLouise of the Bandit Queens

Dartside Whiners

Howdy guys, Dann, from The Dartside Whiners here, I was hoping we could form a alligiance, as we are looking to form allys outside of Dartside. Let me know by email:danfalzonATgmailDOTcom or on our [Dartside Whiners page]. Cheers. Dann 11:31, 6 April 2006 (BST)

Leasehold Services

Dear BACHZ, I've tried to contact you before, but to no avail. I represent Leasehold Services and we have our HQ next to yours. It can't have escaped your notice what is currently happening in Kinch Heights. If you would like to come together to help solve this problem, please contact me. --Cal 14:00, 25 April 2006 (BST)

Leasehold Services: We will gladly accept your offer. Especially in this time of dire need do we recognise the value of cooperation. --Kenny Matthews 17:29, 25 April 2006 (BST)
Thanks Kenny. If you email me, I can provide information that might benefit both of our groups. --Cal 16:54, 29 April 2006 (BST)

Defense of Kinch Heights

Kinch Heights needs a good centralized and organised defense. Our main defense against zombie hordes are our barricades and low population, and each time zombie hordes attack us we lose both because we could not warn the locals of targeted buildings. You can contact us at our forums if you want, or by thee wiki, but something has to be done. And by the way, your building has been targeted. The Kebby Way school will fall, most likely, in 2 days. Meanwhile, other safehouses will be raided and survivors will die, leaving us less people to maintain the barricades and shoot the zombies. -Certified=InsaneUG 17:21, 18 June 2006 (BST)

Dire news, to be sure. The B.A.C.H.Z. will certainly look into maintaining stronger communications with the Urban Guerillas. --Kenny Matthews 17:55, 18 June 2006 (BST)
I am certain people would resent using my group's forums as a generic to organise Kinch Heights. So how about doing a "coalition", though in more practical terms, a page where all the groups devoted to defending Kinch Heights can easely coordinate their efforts. Important points are organised revives, barricades, and danger watch. It would also help communications between groups, as some are acting without knowledge of certain others (apparently hivemind is helping around, though the only mention of them I saw was on their wiki after investigating on suspicous attacks. If PKers are truly returning, then organised revives are more important than ever. On that point, check Kinch Height's talk page, you'll have a more complete list, and you can put Stupid Shocker in bold as I saw him not that long ago as a zombie. -Certified=InsaneUG 02:15, 28 June 2006 (BST)
Mayhaps the Kinch Heights discussion page will suffice? We already held one or two suburb-wide discussions there. I don't suppose we would discuss anything we'd rather not let them know about...? --Kenny Matthews 05:52, 2 July 2006 (BST)


Dear Kenny Matthews,

Greetings to you and your fellow Bureau members from the members of the Hivemind! A number of our group recently benefitted from your assistance after a disastrous run-in with the Shining Ones in West Grayside. We would like to thank you for your kind support following this unfortunate event.

Although some of our members are planning to travel with Malton Tours once they have, um, reassembled their tour group, we see this part of Malton as our home base. We would certainly welcome an alliance with the B.A.C.H.Z. against the zombie infestation.

We suggest these initial areas of co-operation in Kinch heights:

  • We will assist you in the maintenance of the revivification points at [43, 85] and [45, 86], by using -- with your permission -- the existing revive request section of your web site[1].
  • Support of the Kinch Heights Barricade Policy[2] proposed by the Urban Guerillas.

We look forward to working with you to cleanse the zombie infection from these fair parts of the city.

The Hivemind

[1] Revive_Requests

[2] Kinch Heights Barricade Policy

The Button Brigade

Dear Kenny Matthews,

I represent the Button Brigade, a group currently operating inside Buttonville. Due to your help in reviving me, I have decided to extend the arm of friendship from the Button Brigade to B.A.C.H.Z. The ways we could help each other to start are:

  • Assistance in reviving zombies and defending at-risk buildings in the Kinch Heights area.
  • Cross-suburb offensive fronts- for example, some Brigade personal lending a hand to defend or kill zombie mobs.
  • Ensuring of openness of safehouses- we will help enforce the barricade policy proposed by the Urban Guerillas.

Your help would be appreciated greatly, and I owe B.A.C.H.Z one after all.

Yours, Rich22 (representing the Button Brigade)


You are too kind -- revivification is the least that we could do to help a fellow survivor. Regardless, B.A.C.H.Z. wholeheartedly welcomes your offer of aid and a formal alliance. As you no doubt already know, the survivors of Kinch Heights have been forced to selectively barricade buildings as safehouses and resource points, and many of these are quite close to bordering on Buttonville. As such, I agree that there is much we could do to help each other. Hopefully, we can set up some mode of communication that will adequately meet our needs.

Kenny Matthews

The Randoms

Checking in. Our groups have had not official communication in a long time, so just checking that all is well. We are currently engaging a small zombie horde in Williamsville. A scout reported that there is growing zombie activity in Kinch Heights. Are things well there? --ZaqWer 23:57, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

Are you guys still active? We are continuing to engage large numbers of zombies in Williamsville and Spicer Hills. We are concerned about the zombie numbers in Dartside as well. They are flowing over into Buttonville. How is Kinch Heights holding up? Are you helping to hold off the zombies in Dartside? --ZaqWer 05:39, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

Could any BACHZ diplomat or leader please contact The Randoms at our forums (found on our wiki), we need to talk to you ASAP. --Ruan 20:00, 1 May 2007 (UTC)


Howdy! the Mossad has just moved into the area. anything we can do to help please let us know. reach out to us at the NMC forums or our wiki. thanks.----Sexualharrison ה QSGTStarofdavid2.png Boobs.gif 03:46, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

Knights Templar

Hello, I represent the Knights Templar based in Kempsterbank. Our areas of opeation are not that far apart, so I wanted to introduce myself and establish some communications with you. Please come to our forum and say HI when you get a chance. We look forward to hearing from you! Thanks. Roddy Winters 19:09, 4 April 2009 (BST)

You are Cordially Invited

You are cordially invited to send a member/members to our forums to act as liason officers between the groups, in the spirit of the alliance we have together. Out boards can be found at;

We hope to be hearing from you soon

Commander Stephano2 17:06, 4 September 2006 (BST)

The Randoms


PKHS2.jpg HS revive priority
HS revive priority: 3.8 (out of 5)
Reason for judgment: human revives FAK
Comments at HS talk page or HS forum
Authorized by Noc 04:36, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

HS invites you to show off your score on your main page so other can see how you have done. It is a measurement of your ability to deal with zombies and will be useful to those looking for a group. the ranking is based on the idea that AP is the measure of all things and effective strategy uses as few human AP to achieve a goal which takes many zombie AP to undo. Also you are invited to send a diplomat to our forum. Noc 04:36, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre

Stop hand.png Group Active? Request.
In order to maintain the wiki as an up to date source of information groups are occasionally removed from the Suburb pages when they are no longer active. Is this group still active? If so simply confirm here by writing something below. If not it will be removed from suburb pages in 14 days.

Currently the suburb in question is Kinch Heights but one response to this query will be all that is needed to protect your group link on all suburb pages. I know this is a random request but its for all groups regardless of size. Thank you. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 20:49, 18 July 2008 (BST)

We're definitely active, and probably the only semblance of organized survivor activity in our home suburb.--Cheese Knight 22:23, 18 July 2008 (BST)

Thanks. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 22:41, 18 July 2008 (BST)

AZS - Anti-zombie Squad

Hello, I'm the co-leader of the AZS, a pro-survivor group settled in West Grayside. I wanted to tell you to be careful for pkers, because there are about 3-4 different groups (FoD, Browncoats etc.) near Kinch Heights that are making life difficult for any survivor. I also wanted to offer an alliance between our two groups. You can contact us on our Talk Page or on the Forum. Thanks --Janus Abernathy 16:04, 10 November 2008 (UTC)

WTB - Witt Tower Boys

This is the leader of the Witt Tower Boys, and one of your boys tagged up our place saying that you are more intense than us. just spray it clean and were cool. --CJ 21:56, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

ight then cool. thanks--CJ 21:42, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

The Great Radio Group Massacre

Check-Mark-Reviewed.jpg Group Confirmed.
This frequency was confirmed active. Thank you for your reply.

I know this is a random request, but its for all groups regardless of size.

Linkthewindow  Talk  01:22, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

Yep, still active!--Cheese Knight 07:28, 16 December 2008 (UTC)

I get this weird sense of deja vu now :P. Thanks. Linkthewindow  Talk  07:43, 16 December 2008 (UTC)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre 2009

Check-Mark-Reviewed.jpg Group Confirmed.
This group was confirmed active. Thank you for your reply.

Thanks.--ScouterTX 22:11, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

This group's still active, just not so on the wiki.--Cheese Knight 08:51, 1 March 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!--Lois talk 10MFH 22:34, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

GSGM 2010

Stop hand.png Group Inactive?
No reply has been recieved as to whether this group is still active. The 14 days have passed and as such the groups link has been removed from suburb listings. If the group is again active please feel free to revert these changes
The yearly group census. --Maverick Talk - OBR Praise Knowledge! 404 06:47, 29 January 2010 (UTC)
If you are still active, just add yourself back to whichever suburb(s) you are still active in. --Maverick Talk - OBR Praise Knowledge! 404 07:18, 12 February 2010 (UTC)

Is your Radio frequency still in use?

Stop hand.png 2010 Group Radio Activity Query
In order to maintain the wiki as an up to date source of information groups are occasionally removed from the Radio pages when they are no longer active.

Is this group still actively using the frequency specified on the Radio page as theirs? If so simply confirm here by writing something below. If not, it's frequency will be removed from Radio pages in 14 days.

I'm sorry if this is an inconvenience or it seems relatively stupid when put into context of your group, but it is our interest to treat all groups on the same level when doing these purges. A reply within 2 weeks will be greatly appreciated. -- LEMON #1 12:44, 25 August 2010 (BST)

No response has been made in 2 weeks, and as such, your group will be removed from the list. If you come back at a later date and would like to reserve this frequency again, just place it back onto the available frequency of your choice. Thank you. -- LEMON #1 13:34, 8 September 2010 (BST)
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