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This is an archive of the Talk:The_Fortress page from 2006 to 2009.


The Black Berets - New Forum

Hello, this is Iluliaq from the Black Berets. Our forum is currently experiencing technical difficulties, so we've shifted to a new temporary forum: If your representative registers under the same username, they will be added shortly. Thanks for your patience. 25.March.2006

Alliance of Giddings

Hello, my name is Saromu. I'm co-founder of the Alliance of Giddings and we were wondering if your group and Shackleville would be interested in joining us. You can contact me on my talk page. Thank you. Saromu 02:04, 26 March 2006 (BST)

Hey again. Want to also ask if you're interested in joining with Fryerbank since you're a big group there. We're interested in securing Joachim Mall and part of it is in Fryerbank. So contact me if you can. Saromu 01:57, 1 April 2006 (BST)

Remember, remember the 5th of November

You are all urged to storm the infected heart of our fair city of Malton on the 5th of November. We shall not lie down, we shall take back what is ours! Codename V 14:46, 4 April 2006 (BST)


After your little in-game rant at one of our temporarily harman members it gives me GREAT pleasure to learn of your death at the hands, err claws, of United Ferals. Whilst I am sure the member in question was hurt by your rude manner, it probably didn't hurt as much as the zombies now munching on your corpse. Thank you SO MUCH for helping us choose todays target, we were torn between a few buildings but decided that your trenchcoat ways meant you deserved to die most.

I do hope you get revived soon, as I suspect that we shall probably be killing you over and over. See you again soon! Mr L 01:46, 26 April 2006 (BST)

Trenchies? we HATE trenchies. we like to think of ourselves as well organised groups working to restore maltons human population. Trenchies just run around, kill zombies and act like 12 year old chronic counter-strike players with serious problems. we care, we really do. unless your a trenchie. GAH! Stupid trenchies!--Doctorgun 10:35, 13 October 2008 (BST)

Code red? Oops.

Drat that cat, submitting this for me early.

Well, all dignity gone, hello from the happy mob of party zombies that, well, you know. Kind of trashed your place. Set fire to the sofa, that sort of thing. Ate everyone. Hope you're not too miffed. Thought you might like to know that what took your Fortress 4 from EHB and looking rather safe and attractive to an empty gutted shell was, in fact, a party. The RRF EXCURSION shore-leave party. But the happy party zombies will be moving on, and I'm sure you can get Fortress 4 looking spiffy again in no time. I mention this because I know that with zombie anonymity, it's not always obvious who ate your brains.

Greetings from your accidental foes, the Ridleybank Resistance Front. Good luck with the after-party cleanup. --Fred Dullard 01:27, 29 April 2006 (BST)

Greetings from the RRF

We seem to be moving in the same area, and thus far our ops units and intelligence people have been fairly impressed with your level of organization and smart style of play. BARHAH to our worthy harman foes. Petrosjko 00:40, 30 April 2006 (BST)

Again, Greetings. Somewhat recently, a few of your members [posted on our forums]. Personally I enjoyed the diversion from what sadly seems to be standard survivor behavior of yelling crude insults. I am curious to learn more about you guys, as I see your tags all over. If you have IRC or a forum, I am interested in taking part in any public discussions. Contact me here or my talk page with your thoughts and concerns. Barhah --Gus ThomasSpartaZHU 17:29, 13 June 2008 (BST)

Greetings from the Undeadites

This is in response to the rather polite killing I received from Travis MK1. I bear no ill will or hostilities for the PKing. I was revived by an unwitting survivor after attacking a powered Necrotech. While I carry no vandetta I look forward to meeting Travis and the rest of the Fortress on the field of battle. - ZombieMcAllen of the Undeadites May 12, 17:40 (-5 GMT)

Malton Hospitals Group

Attention usergroup, Malton Hospitals Group needs your help. If you're running a hospital, please notify us as soon as it's on our list of hospitals. 04:55, 16 May 2006 (BST)

Greetings from Ferals United

As a response to the message from Travis MK1, I am here to represent our little group. We're not evil, we're not irresponsible - we just love the smell of trenchcoats in the morning. Please don't think badly of us, we are merely feeding our hunger. Unanimously, we have chosen Fortress members as our tastiest meal - with some claiming that your group is 25% lip-smackingly delicious than neighbouring groups. I, for one, particularly enjoy the Ears. --Creeping Flesh 22:50, 26 May 2006 (BST)

Greetings from the Drunken Dead

I was giving a Social Studies lesson and the members of this group ran away. Don't think you've got away without doing your homework! And really, do you need all those miltary titles? Anyway, interrupted our pub crawl to give some quick lessons. Hope you enjoyed! -- Edith Bauer 20 July 2006 0:22 GMT

• It was so kind of you to provide that invaluable lesson to Studz on scent trails! I believe all the recruits have been able to learn from it. I hope you enjoyed your stay in our school. I'm so sorry we couldn't stick around and provide you with more entertainment but there are always more lessons to learn, you know! You were given little resistence this time because one of our own invited you, but don't feel free to stop in again. Next time the lesson will be taught to you, not by you. -- Drill Sergeant KsTxGirl 16:35, 20 July 2006 (BST)

Your Attention is Requested

Would your group be interested in a relationship with FedCom: Urban Dead?
We seek to unite the South-East corner of the city, so that together we stand as a stronger force against the zombie threat and their PKer servants.
If so, please send a representative to discuss the future on our diplomatic forum.
We look forward to meeting you.

--Terminator 21:48, 2 August 2006 (BST)


Have a look; disseminate it among your members and free lancers. Be aware, be prepared, and join in. Or Not Conndrakamod T CFT 16:59, 17 August 2006 (BST)

Love from Jascha Pohl Sucks

I think that "Greetings" thing has been overused... so instead I bring you Love. For all of you, and especially for Fishel. Stay tasty, Fortress friends! --Dr Ransom of Jascha Pohl Sucks, 05:23, 30 August 2006 (BST)

Recruitment Ad

It’s that time again… Please update your timestamp by 9-12 or the advertisement will be deleted. Thank you. Conndrakamod T CFT 07:23, 10 September 2006 (BST)

Broadway Zombies Tour Rider

Dear Jensonson, Please be aware that the Broadway Zombies find the conditions for appearance at your party to be unacceptable. It has come to our attention that we will not be performing at the main party location. We are not the Off-Broadway Zombies. We do not do school plays.
If you choose to rectify this condition, please notify us immediately, as we are having great fun at the Zoo. Please be aware of the conditions set forth in our tour rider.--Snarfo 18:55, 16 September 2006 (BST)

The Hellfighters are by your side

I offer our hand in an alliance between our two groups. Together, we may shatter the zombie hordes and keep the fortress at bay --Gehennanow 03:48, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Alliance Proposal

A fellow survivor group, the Sons of Liberty, offer you a hand in dealing with the undead and any foes that you might encounter. We are a split group of the Malton Mob and are currently in Shackleville and hope that we may fight alongside each other. Will you accept? --Gehennanow 14:02, 23 March 2007 (UTC)


Dragonhead request that all Fortress members currently residing in Fryerbank at The Noonan Building and The Lintell Building do not revive any listed members of Zog of Marrinium on our wiki page. They have left atl characters in Fryerbank to spy on our members locations to help with their anti-social behaviour. This group has no intention of co-existing with other survivor groups within Fryerbank and helping to fend off the zombie scourge. Therefore your assistance (Not if killing them, as don't want get your group dragged into their pathetic pettiness) but in not reviving or healing their members would be much appreciated. Dragonhead have had a good standing relationship with The Fortress over the last 12 months in Fryerbank and have worked well together to maintain it as a safe place for all survivors, so would appreciate your co-operation on this issue. Homuncubish 15:48, 3 April 2007 (BST)

The MIGHTY Zog of Marrinium have no argument with The Fortress. Zombiek 15:53, 3 April 2007 (BST)

The Zog of Marrinium are no more. We have had enough of the incestuousness of Dragonhead, therefore have temporarily disbanded as a group. However, we intend bloody and spiteful revenge at some point in the future. I suggest that The Fortress be wary of the petty and tedious Dragonhead treachery, they are trying to draw you in. What other group has EVER asked you to fight their battles for them? (or at least to make them easier. They are weasles and have tried this before, - see the pages of The Soft Parade) Amiasheep 17:01, 3 April 2007 (BST) Amiasheep 3/4/07

We have not requested The Fortress to help fight our silly childish fight with your pathetic group that your member nuclear jamjar started. We have requested that they do not heal or revive you if find your members in Fryerbank, your group has shown consistantly from grief of our group at start of this year and DK13 last year so show no intention of co-operating with other survivor groups to maintain a secure Fryerbank. You prefer to spam airways with childish drivel, spray over other groups turf paint and barricade entry points, and instead of killing zeds prefer to attack other survivor groups.

Slight difference between our request of not assisting you by healing or reviving, and one of asking them to join fight against you. Bit like your request to Soft Parade to devive our members. Our message to Soft Parade was to pass on information on your whereabouts as you deemed it fit to PK that group as well as ours, it only made sense to co-operate.

To The Fortress sorry for this dirty laundry getting aired above, feel free to delete what you deem inappropriate for your discussion page. Myself I had to setup an special page just for ZOM drivel as it became constant pain flooding our pages. Homuncubish 21:30, 3 April 2007 (BST)

That's simply not the case. Stop trolling for an argument, homuncubish. You and your group are griefers and pkers, and now you're trying to get others to join in. That's bullying. Just to reiterate, we have no issues with The Fortress. Zombiek 21:38, 3 April 2007 (BST)

Only griefers and PKers in Fryerbank is ZOM and that has been pretty obvious to all other parties residing in the suburb. Dragonhead members have never actively sought out to PK other survivors unlike ZOM members, the only players we have killed have been in revenge kills for unprovoked PKing of our members (We still owe ZOM quite a few revenge kills, but as your are not to be found in Fryerbank and we do not actively chase outside Fryerbank to exact the revenge kills they are outstanding. We have more important issues of maintaining a secure Fryerbank than wasting our AP running around after your group Homuncubish 21:57, 3 April 2007 (BST)

Just count up the volume of the inane ramblings from Homuncubish and his fellows. Compare them to ours. Make your own mind up who are the wierdo's. I shall not be replying to any Dragonhead slurs on these pages again. Thank you The Fortress, for your tolerance. --Amiasheep 11:46, 4 April 2007 (BST)

  • See below. And be aware, Dragonhead are nought but one person in a Zerger suit --Amiasheep 09:14, 16 April 2007 (BST)

lolz that comment coming from you. Talk about calling the kettle black. Homuncubish

ZOM have reformed as PKing group Bigger Mortice, as requested with ZOM, The Fortress members residing in Fryerbank please do not revive or heal these anti-survivor players. Homuncubish 16:44, 9 April 2007 (BST)

Be vigilant of PKing.

(Taken from the BM wiki page) We hear there's lots of fun to be had (in Fryerbank) --Zombiek 12:15, 13 April 2007 (BST) Homuncubish 11:32, 16 April 2007 (BST)

Please don't copy and paste my comments. You've already been warned about this. --Zombiek 14:01, 16 April 2007 (BST)

Freelance Military Operations

Hello there! This is Kaisuke from FMO, id just like to thank one of your members Jensonson for helping out me and Daniel Storm (a fellow FMO member) today! Were currently operating in Fryerbank with a distant goal of helping retake Fort. Perryn, so if your ever in need of men around the area feel free to ask on the wiki or forums! Of particular note if there are any jobs or contracts you would like to give us my merc's are always looking for bigger and better jobs! thanks for your time. --Kaisuke 20:50, 3 May 2007 (BST)


The DOJG are moving in to give you all a very friendly fight. We killed one of your members today, but I will not say who or where as to not give away our position. I am sure he will tell you anyway. Let's have some fun and enjoy the skinning of your flesh. Good times!!!! Are you about a size fourteen? Do you have any large women and men, roomie? See you soon.````

Fiat Lux

Illumination is the rarest of gifts. Nothing travels faster than light, nothing burns brighter…infuse a light with truth, and it will outrun, and outshine any lie you pit against it.

One year ago, a band of brave heroes brought a new kind of light to Malton. Some of you remember it, some of you have since heard, others of you were there, beside me, as we turned over the world and transform night into day. Now, I seek to do it again.

I have called you, brothers in arms, because of your rare devotion to the survivor cause. In times to come, many will hear of this event, and will claim to have kindled the light of a new age, but you will stand among the first to renew the light of Malton…the Extravaganza has come again. Are you with me?

Team Zombie Hardcore Is In The Neighborhood

This is Duke Cage of Team Zombie Hardcore. I was contacted by Stark Senap of the Fortress. We are willing to help in the retake of Nichols Mall. I have 7 survivors with me from the team of hardcore awesome. We got two guys down that of course have the only needles on the team. My email address is on my User Page. Feel free to contact me there regarding communication. Balls To The Whalls!


We here at E.N.D. are a nomadic survivor group that would like to help Malton by traveling threw every town taking out any threat to returning our beloved city to its old glory. If we are in need, call upon us and will give our lives if we must, heal the sick, and return your loved ones to there living bodies. E.N.D. ask for a alliance with every survivor group. If all survivors can work in harmony, Together, our children will grow up to think zeds are only a ghost story. We are in no way for PKing, GKing, or the like.

I have been in contact with steve the decimator on Brainstock, and he suggest to add you as a ally, I hope this is ok with you. Don't want to jump the gun so to speak. At first I thought he was the leader, until he mentioned otherwise. --XxPale HorsexX 15:48, 29 July 2007 (BST)

Greetings From Stickling!

Yo ho Annun here!

Well I hear some of your lads have been around Shearbank of late, so I was wondering If I could lend a hand in any way to help clear out some of those D.A.R.I.S. members that have been causing problems of late, I have been doing my fair share to keep em down already, heh heh, but a bit of organization would help. So If you want to have a wee chat about the problems in Shearbank and how to deal with them, let me know aye? I would be happy to lend a hand.

Ohh, and this may help a bit KOS

The Headbangers of Malton

We've been working along side your group for some time now in an effort to clear out an area that has become increasingly infested. I have a feeling things are only going to get worse if we don't up our level of coordination. Are you still in the same suburb? After the last devastating break-in I can't find most of the survivors, other than those from my group. We have a secure forum for allied comms if you want to use that, or I can get an account on your forum. Check out The Headbangers of Malton for a link to the HoM message board. We also need to think about getting other groups involved. This back and forth shit is getting us nowhere. --Stickman 15:32, 19 August 2007 (BST)

Ft. Perryn

Greetings from the Cannonball Crew. I noticed on the Fort Perryn page you have listed yourselves as present in the fort. I've certainly noticed your presence over the last couple weeks, and believe me the rest of us survivors are glad you're here. However, my understanding of wiki rules is that you're only supposed to list yourselves if you'll be there permanently. I got in a big fight with the head of the RRF last year because I claimed my group was "present" in Riddleybank; we were present, but only for a mission, and then we left again, so we didn't deserve to have ourselves listed on the "known groups in this suburb" section.

If you do plan on making a permanent presence at Ft. Perryn, we should coordinate our efforts. The Fort Perryn Defense Force has already merged with us, and we have top-level contacts with the CDF and the Rangers. Please contact us through the Open Diplomacy section of our forum. --Koppie 19:37, 31 August 2007 (BST)

Hi Koppie. I wasn't aware of that ruling and as The Fortress is not remaining at Fort Perryn for much longer I will personally make sure to remove our tag upon departure. Thanks for the heads up and look forward to working with you again in the future. Stay Vigilant! Jensonson 01:16, 6 September 2007 (BST)

Complaint from from FlintMC (placed within main article)

As a note, members of this group have been known to kill innocent players under the guise of its self-appointed "authority". Use extreme caution when dealing with its members, especially FieryCross.

Response from Jensonson - FieryCross is a trainee at our Boot Camp. If you have a concern with his behaviour or actions feel free to contact me at Jensonson 01:27, 6 September 2007 (BST)

Clan Wolverine

Hello my name is Eragon Hallis a new ruler in the subrub of Malton, currently based within Fort Peryn. If you take a loook at my little page detailing my unit, were essentially mercs for hire, doing ANY mission for the sake of Greater Malton. If you need anything done feel free to contact us, healing, shooting, raiding ect. Eragon Hallis 0031 September 17 (EST)

It's a date

Dear Tommy Crowbar,

Thank you for your kind offer of a nice evening out on the town. I'd like to take you up on that. Dinner at the mall food court perhaps, followed by a movie at Vere? All I require to make this a reality is a little jab with your syringe. That's not so much to ask, and certainly cheaper than a dozen roses...though it may come at a higher cost later.

Sincerely yours,

--Goolina Gore Corps 13:31, 5 October 2007 (BST)

Apologetic Belated Response
Dearest Goolina,
First of all I would like to apologize for not seeing this until now. Apparently no one looks at this talk page as often as we should. I would still love to take you on a date but operations have taken me elsewhere since we last met. I'm sure our paths will cross again in the near future. I am hoping that you'll give me the honor of taking you for a night out when we meet again.
--Tommy Crowbar The Fortress 15:34, 17 October 2007 (CST)
Dear Mr. Crowbar,
Imagine my surprise at seeing you in Ridleybank, and at the Blackmore NT of all places! Despite the jealousy of Miss Elainious and her attempts at blocking your flirtatious advances, I did in fact see your kind words. If, perchance, fate deals us both a kind hand after this siege, perhaps we could adjourn to one of the finer restaurants in Roftwood for a cozy meal. You know where to find me.
--Goolina Gore Corps 06:30, 6 November 2007 (UTC)

Fryerbank Madness

Please stop killing zombies in the Phipps Building (NT) Fryerbank, it is a Brain Rot revive point. Cheers! --Thekooks 13:36, 26 October 2007 (BST)

I believe your mistaken according to our records as long time Fryerbank residents we have The Dirkinson Building [99,89] listed as "Open house reviv clinic - NO BARRICADING REQUIRED". Phipps Building NT should be barricaded to EH.
--Tommy Crowbar The Fortress 15:00, 2 November 2007 (CST)

Help Whittenside

We need help down at Whittenside. Please help us.Agent Fenix 00:51, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

As chance would have it, The Fortress is celebrating its christmas down in Whittenside. It's no secret - we're much too noisy for that! Expect the entire force of The Fortress to be present by Christmas Day.
-- Jensonson 18:10, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

Bashing Back (Pitneybank)

BB2 are now in Pegton. Let's pile people into the Farmer NT up in Pitneybank in preperation for our stand. Hope to see you guys there. --Blanemcc 10:14, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

Help me!

This is Olivia Faber (I recently joined) And I'm standing outside the school in desperate need of a revive...!--Olivia Faber 00:00, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Hi Olivia Faber,
It's been a month since you've checked in on our forum, but this is our main source of communication. I've resent the forum address to your email so you can post your ID and co-ord's on the Afterlife topic. Many thanks.
--FortressTag.JPG Jensonson About Me The Fortress Talk BOOM TFN TV Promo Join

Is this yours?

This guy Dogeater is running around trashing generators in Dartside with your group name. --Evl kitty 16:37, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

Dogeater isn't one of our members, and until now, I hadn't even heard of him! Thanks for the heads-up though. If a member of ours was behaving in this way, we would be able to put a stop to it immediately. Hope he decides to move on soon. Stay Vigilant!
FortressTag.JPG Jensonson About Me The Fortress Talk BOOM TFN TV Promo Join 17:48, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
Zombie Farmer just destroyed a genny in Bale Mall, he had your group name.
Again, not one of ours. I guess it's the consequence of being a major survivor group. :/ FortressTag.JPG Jensonson About Me The Fortress Talk BOOM TFN TV Promo Join 15:39, 16 February 2008 (UTC)


You know, I've seen more PKer kills in the last couple of months than I've seen zombie kills in my... what, year-and-a-half? of playing. Now, is [1] this guy one of yours? 'Cause he PKed one of the leaders of the Cheap Ass Survivors, like, fifteen minutes ago. - Subotei's Crotch 17:38, 16 February 2008 (UTC)

Sorry not ours either, we do have a list here Fortress_Files#Full_Fortress_Roster --Dedun 18:33, 17 February 2008 (UTC)

A tip of the hat to you, as well

Avatorous, thanks for your kind words. Although I'm retired from the Gore Corps, I'm still going to be active in the RRF. You may see me in/around Ridleybank, if you ever jump on the (insert extremely high number here) Battle of Blackmore bandwagon. And of course, I won't be getting the rot, so do not despair of my ever giving up my PKing ways. --Goolina Gore Corps 04:46, 28 February 2008 (UTC)

Penny Heights Revive Points

Hey, saw a few of your guys around Penny Heights so I thought I'd invite you to have your say on the proposed changes to Penny Height's revive point layout here.

Thanks.--Nick 05:49, 29 February 2008 (UTC)

Hi Nallan, I passed this info on to our nearest Fortress Commander, Swinky. The RP layout looks good. Best of luck with the Penny Heights recovery :)
FortressTag.JPG Jensonson About Me The Fortress Talk BOOM TFN TV Promo Join 23:59, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
Thanks, Jensonson. We've got a hard slog ahead of us - any help appreciated ;) --Nick 12:18, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

The Big Prick

Any Fortress members interested in joining / sending alts? Anything we should be aware of / can do to be nore helpful if we move into an area where you are?

Although I understand your objective; to make Malton a safer place, The Fortress does not approve of combat reviving. We feel that it is a cheap and unethical tactic that is actually counter-productive to survivors in that it increases PKing, which in turn deters survivors from the game. FortressTag.JPG Jensonson About Me The Fortress Talk BOOM TFN TV Promo Join 12:46, 27 April 2008 (BST)

Just wondering..

Is it meant to say fourth year under the section about the Fortress in 2008? Urbandead is two, soon three, years old. - W 00:31, 5 June 2008 (BST)

I guess it's a bit cheeky. The Fortress was established in September 2005, so we've been active in 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008 - which is four separate years ;) FortressTag.JPG Jensonson About Me The Fortress Talk BOOM TFN TV Promo Join 20:29, 9 June 2008 (BST)

Yagoton - Groups

Greetings. This is iceblue from the Abandoned of Yagoton. Just going though and updating the suburb groups. Without giving away specific information, could you let me know if your group still belongs on that list? Much appreciated.--Abandoned Ice 02:28, 9 June 2008 (BST)

It looks like that is out of date. There is no Fortress presence in Yagoton currently. Feel free to move our group from the Yagoton Wiki page. Thanks, FortressTag.JPG Jensonson About Me The Fortress Talk BOOM TFN TV Promo Join 20:33, 9 June 2008 (BST)


i want this put on the forum actualy seriously thanks. Seriously why is every so uptight now a days, from what i hear everyones givin the top guys crap because of this... u guys were all pretty cool people i've met during my playin this game an stuck with ya guys for almost 2 years but i never knew u'd all blow up and make such a big scene about this. seriously i think alot of u are taking this game way 2 serious, remember the Key Word Is GAME... somethin your supposed 2 have fun in an have a bit of a challenge along the way ya know...i know there are promotions and reporting and aba's an such but in the end its just a Game ya know. of all the people who called me a friend in the group i think basically i've got one possibly 2 who are not all up an raising hell an callin me down about this crap, thats pretty sad considering how many used 2 call me a friend. i went along with all this thinkin hmm maybe i'll have some fun with my ol friends in the fortress an jus chill, but seems everyone is acting all immature an stuff, kinda like the kid who gets beat in basketball an says he's goin home an taking his ball with him. well regardless ima continue what i'm doin an jus gon have fun along the way. to the people who actualy still have fun an want 2 chat hit me up on my email an i'll add ya 2 my messenger list 2 chat. ya guys all take care. peace. Blair Wells.

  • Not everyone is "so uptight" just wondering why really. It's all part of the game, however their are some who thought you were better then this. Hit me up on my wiki talk page if you like to chat, seeing as you took me off your MSN list --General Patton II 07:07, 24 June 2008 (BST)
    • Blair, you should know better than anyone that campaigning against a group is not fun, nor in the spirit of a "GAME". Yes, you were a long-timer. You've been around during campaign PKers and people that have let us down and you know it's never a fun experience to get through. I understand your purpose is to write some kind of roleplay for yourself - please can you do this without involving our characters as it's not for our benefit, it's for yours. If you're so keen to treat UD as a game then stop picking on people that you know and play the game. FortressTag.JPG Jensonson About Me The Fortress Talk BOOM TFN TV Promo Join 01:10, 26 June 2008 (BST)

ohh people'll address GP2 first as he was the one who responded first, yes there were people who looked down on what i have done so far an like i said its pretty sad how serious it was taken, like i said i think its fun goin toe to toe with the top survivor group in the game with my ol friends, and yes i did delete all my urbandead contacts because of the negative feedback i knew i'd receive.and i did leave a message on your board asking how your doin :) u were always a good guy. and 2 J, isn't goin after the rrf or lue campaigning against a group???...its not much different for pk'ers if u looked at brainstock an im sure u do that pk'ers often challenge other groups, out of jus 2 have a challenge, its not personal i loved workin with the fortress an i thought it would b good for the fortress 2 be humbled a little ya know :) yes i remember hobokiller an how people reacted an some even believed that i was him for a time lol. 2 bad he came along b4 we all gave out our messenger addresses on the forum, it would b nice 2 have a lil assistance :P

) its been fun so far, i'm aware of the fortress law after a pk, its been like shooting fish in a barell so far, an whoever said that wasn't fun musta been high off something :P

well im off 2 recharge ap, remember nothing personal its just a game ;) peace. an take care. Blair Wells.

You guys going Zombah?

What's the deal? I thought you guys were one of these goodie groups with honorable ideals. Why is this dude breaking into the mall and attacking survivors like me as a zed?

--FU C 02:21, 8 July 2008 (GMT)

Hello, C (Clam, I presume). You are correct. KilroyStick is a long term member of ours and has broken Fortress rules with his actions here. Kilroy has admitted his actions and regrets them but his explanation is that he was waiting for a revive and spotted an FU survivor (presumably you!) inside the mall and acted. However this is against our rules and The Fortress Council is currently taking disciplinary action against Kilroy as a result. FortressTag.JPG Jensonson About Me The Fortress Talk BOOM TFN TV Promo Join 11:22, 20 July 2008 (BST)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre

Check-Mark-Reviewed.jpg Group Confirmed.
This group was confirmed active. Thank you for your reply.

Currently the suburb in question is Fryerbank but one response to this query will be all that is needed to protect your group link on all suburb pages. I know this is a random request but its for all groups regardless of size. Thank you. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 18:43, 15 July 2008 (BST)

Confirmed the fortress is operating inside Malton. Thanks. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 21:16, 15 July 2008 (BST)

Refusing a live revive, WTF???

Take a look at your member's comments in this Iwitness:

You might wish to discuss and re-evalute that approach amongst yourselves.... Reviving an active is an incredibly smart thing to do! Because I you get an instant defender ready to work on the cades, heal the injured, whatever. Not to mention an extra meatshield to slow down the chances of the corner getting ransacked.

No. Bad call to tell me -- an active online going Mrh? in the middle an assault!! -- to go to Salopia and wait for a revive. Instead of rezzing me right there, on the spot. I mean it's no big deal or anything... But... still.. bad call, IMO... --WanYao 17:00, 17 July 2008 (BST)

I'd say that reviving an active zed is a good long as they want to be revived. Yes, a "Mrh" is a good sign that the zed is asking for a needle but it's always risky reviving a zed from a horde swarmed inside a mall. Anyway, perhaps Steve didn't have a needle or sufficient AP and was offering you better revive advice instead? :p FortressTag.JPG Jensonson About Me The Fortress Talk BOOM TFN TV Promo Join 11:28, 20 July 2008 (BST)

Because TZH Appreciates Awesome People. YEAH MOTHERs!

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Don't thank me, for it was not my work, but the work of The Awesome done through me. For the record, I reserve the right to use that picture for a TZH squad at some point, because it is seriously beat ass. --Dhavid Grohl 03:08, 24 July 2008 (BST)

Wow! I don't know whether to take that as a threat, or a compliment! I guess it's the latter, seeing that you're one of our Working Partners. Cheers! :D FortressTag.JPG Jensonson About Me The Fortress Talk BOOM TFN TV Promo Join 00:19, 25 July 2008 (BST)
Haha, yeah sorry if that wasn't clear. It was a compliment. I thought it was a pretty decent graphical representation of you guys. Plus: FLaming Skulls = BONUS! DOUBLE BONUS! --Dhavid Grohl 02:27, 25 July 2008 (BST)

Please explain

Why was I killed by a zombiefied member of The Fortress while I was actively working to defend Tollyton? Are you guys now in cahoots with the RRF? --Goolina The Kilt Store 21:53, 2 August 2008 (BST)

Thank you for bringing this to our attention. We will investigate and respond.--TheBerts 03:48, 5 August 2008 (BST)
Daniel issued the following apology to Goolina. He has no wiki account so I'm posting it here on his behalf. *Clint Clintstone* Talk4:49 PM 3 September 08 (EST)


My name is Daniel181, i am a member of The Fortress. I am writing to apologize for my actions a few days ago. I have recently returned to urban dead after being "on and off" for the past few months. My knowledge of who is doing what and whats going on where is very out of date.

I logged into UD and saw you as a survivor, you character is in my contacts list as a famous Zombie player. Not realizing you are now a survivor and also a member of The Kilt store i attacked and killed you. If i had known you were no longer with the RRF/ GORE I certainly would not have attacked you. Not only did i break one fortress rule i broke two.

I am so very sorry for my actions against you especially as i have given a bad representation of The Fortress to The Kilt Store. I really do hope you can forgive my actions against you, and The Fortress. It would mean more to me that you do forgive me and The Fortress. Even if The Fortress does not forgive me.


Malton Uprising

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The Fortress is cordially invited to the Malton Uprising. --Secruss|Yak|Brahnz!|CGR|PKA|800px-Flag of the United States.svg.png|EMLN|Templates|RRF|RFTM|Crap|WHOZ|Evil3.gif|MU|GN|C2008|Chippy.gif|03:16, 18 August 2008 (BST)

Thank you for your invite, however it is one which The Fortress must respectfully decline, given that the Department of Emergency Management are Partners and Trusted Allies of ours. We believe in the Department, and do not feel that they are a corupt body. --Zuton 16:51, 19 August 2008 (BST)

Butthole surfers are looking for allies

How're y'all doing? We're the Butthole Surfers, a drug addled ragtag motley crew of musicians and fans. We're true Texas wildcatters to the core and we're looking for a few good allies. If'n you want to you can send a representative to the Butthole Surfers hideout in Osmondville to hang out for a while and see how things are done over here on the brown side. We hunker down in Club Fortescue and we welcome strangers as long as they aren't looking to PK us (we get a lot of that, so we keep it dark at night.) Our war with FART is slowing down and we need some action. There are over 20 of us, so we count as a large group, and we have excellent communication amongst our people. Check out our Wiki and send out a man. --Tex tripppen 22:17, 27 August 2008 (BST)

Greetings From Team Xtreme!

Hello I noticed your group and you guys seem like a good bunch of people. I would like for our groups to become friends. We are a roving group and don't stay in one place. check out our Wiki and let's chat! Here is a link --Josh Clark 01:35, 20 September 2008 (BST)

er... um.. So I was asked by Lucy Daniels if I wanted to join....

So I guess I will (Thesham) --Ottotorrens 14:02, 24 September 2008 (BST)

Fantastic. If you click here: The_Fortress/Joining, and send the application form to, your application can be processed quickly.--Zuton 21:51, 24 September 2008 (BST)

I Surrender.... "Dear Head Jensonson. I've heard that you have a bounty on my head, Perhaps we should meet and talk. I am at the wells building in tollyton. Send 3 men, and instruct them not to shoot, as I am unarmed. In short, Sir; I surrender. Your obedient servant Blair Wells.......

PS: I changed my mind. Kiss my ass."

Blair Wells


This is Dr. Sinclair of Sinclair Hotels i have been trying to contact you via email but no reply get back to me ASAP!!! --Dr. Sinclair 19:56, 23 September 2008 (BST) Is this group still active i need confirmation here --Dr. Sinclair 16:56, 26 September 2008 (BST)

Hi Dr. Sinclair. Sorry for the delay in responding - a reply has been sent directly to you now. Will be in touch again soon. FortressTag.JPG Jensonson About Me The Fortress Talk BOOM TFN TV Promo Join 01:46, 28 September 2008 (BST)

Fake Radio Broadcast (Randoms)

FYI, there was just a fake radio broadcast alleged to be from/to The Randoms on Radio Buttonville which included the following:

26.84 MHz: "This is Cheeseman Muncher with an announcement..." (1 hour and 30 minutes ago)
26.84 MHz: "All members of The Fortress found in Buttonville are KOS." (1 hour and 30 minutes
26.84 MHz: "Terminate them immediately and gloat over their stinking" (1 hour and 29 minutes
-- blah blah blah ---

I am contacting you to assure you this was faked and not from The Randoms. -- ZaqWer 18:50, 29 September 2008 (BST)

Certainly glad to hear it! I mean...I know you guys can be quite random, but that would be ridiculous :p FortressTag.JPG Jensonson About Me The Fortress Talk BOOM TFN TV Promo Join

we have taken all schools hostage

Shackleville members of Fortress were given an ultimatum. Leave all the schools in the area and make all hospitals no kill zone like St. Alexander's Hospital in Lockettside. Until the demands are met all survivors sleeping in schools in Shackleville and the surrounding suburbs are hostages. We can not force them to stay, but we can kill them if they do. This ultimatum was given to the group Fortress. They must remove their men from all schools in malton, and make all hospitals in their territory no kill zones. If you have a friend who sleeps in a school, and will not leave; help us to get fortress to obey. Kill them were you see them, and the name of the person you want safe will be put on the list. If you wish to do this go the the hitman discussion and put a name of a survivor and the names of those fortress members you killed to protect that person. Remember everyone in malton is a pker or was at one point, you were either cold blooded or you did it to survive, will you kill one to save this is not a Jigsaw want to be. and this was started by the 2nd in command no me. I simply approve

THINK OF THE CHILDREN MAN! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!--/~Rakuen~\Talk Domo.gif I Still Love Grim 06:48, 19 October 2008 (BST)
If you wish to communicate with The Fortress please email FortressTag.JPG Jensonson About Me The Fortress Talk BOOM TFN TV Promo Join 14:55, 20 October 2008 (BST)
...I think the Hitman must have his demands switched around. What he ought to be read as saying is that The Fortress must remove all its members from the Hospitals of Shackleville, and make all the Schools in its territory into MCM-esque 'No-Kill Zones'. Yes, I'm sure he meant that - and what a worthy goal it is!
That's the only reasonable explaination - the alternative would be dangerous foolishness generated by an Ignorant mind, wouldn't you say? Because by targetting Schools, they'd be depriving many of Maltons unenlightened residents of a Good Education, and that would not sit well with some people at all. It might even upset someone.
Well, I'm sure we've settled that, so I'll say goodbye and - as I do every mid-morning with a glass of cognac and some smoked salmon - Praise Knowledge! --DTPraise KnowledgePK 05:05, 21 October 2008 (BST)
It would be appreciated if you could work out exactly what you do want (or which way round your demands are) and then emailing us rather than spamming up this page. We receive many communications with other groups, whether they be survivor, PKer or zombie, but we handle communications privately and not publically. Thanks, FortressTag.JPG Jensonson About Me The Fortress Talk BOOM TFN TV Promo Join 11:54, 21 October 2008 (BST)
sorry about the spamming. a message has been sent to the fortress e-mail by It will contain a comprimise option, alos we have changed our dammends thx for the sugestions. This all works out to the desired effect. One last thing. Because negotioations(sp...bad) take time there will be no executions for 12 hours. give or take 6...most likly give.
Thanks for emailing us Poikmij - a reply has been sent. It is better to email rather than to chat here and we wouldn't want to think you were simply using this space as a cheap way to gain attention. Thanks, FortressTag.JPG Jensonson About Me The Fortress Talk BOOM TFN TV Promo Join 16:39, 26 October 2008 (UTC)

A small request

Can we have the forums linked somewhere on the main page? If I lose my computer then I can never remember the web adress and it doesn't come up on google. thanks.--Callous 08:19, 6 November 2008 (UTC)

Our forum isn't public but if the worst happens you can always email or email your CO. We can discuss futher options on the forum. Cheers! --Miss Elainious 19:04, 6 November 2008 (UTC)

The Beer Cruzade

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You has receive an invitation for be part of the Beer Cruzade formation Group.

get more information about this new iniciative here


If your group is still active and recruiting, please update the timestamp attached to your add on the Recruitment page. Ads with timestamps more than 14 days old may be removed without further notice. Thanks! -- Atticus Rex mfu pif Δ 16:31, 22 November 2008 (UTC)

Updated and replaced the ad. ~ Prep Fortress - BS 11:00, 25 November 2008 (EST)

Revive Points

Please dont attack zombies at revive points, it is not productive. Im Cheetara from the ThunderCats and its very nice to meet your group. We normally prowl around Buttonville but due to the overwhelming zeds down there I've ventured up into Dartside, working with our allies the Regulators Alliance and The Randoms. However, while waiting at a very known Revive point I was clawed by a zombie who happens to be part of your group, unless he is an imposter. Would you please let your group know not to attack zombies at revive points as they could very well be survivor groups working with you against the zeds? I would appreciate that... here's the iwitness report: And his profile name is Van Warhawk, Thank you for understanding!!! :) Hope to meet up with your group more often in game, hopefully better encounters.. least once I get revived again, I was pked by Frank Morrison.... :( Not only do I have to watch out for zeds but pkers too!!! --Lady Cheetara 21:59, 1 December 2008 (UTC)

Hi there Lady Cheetara,
Sorry to see that you were attacked by Van Warhawk, but although he is not an imposter exactly, he is no longer a part of our group. VW did try to join The Fortress (in August) but never qualified from our Boot Camp training facility, which teaches our members the importance of Malton etiquette as well as tactical coordination. It seems that Van Warhawk has never heeded that lesson but I have contacted him today to ask him to either make a return to Boot Camp training or to remove 'The Fortress' from his group profile.
I look forward to meeting you in Malton and don't spend too much time thinking about the PKer - they're never worth it. FortressTag.JPG Jensonson About Me The Fortress Talk BOOM TFN TV Promo Join 22:19, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
Thank you! I appreciate your kind response, that makes more sense to me! Im glad that you teach new members Malton etiquette, its very important at times. And you know I understand we all make mistakes, like myself I ended up healing a local zerger one time. I had no clue he was as I sometimes forget to check who I tend to heal in rogues gallery, only if I suspect them. I appreciate you contacting Van Warhawk. I look forward to meeting you too!!! I very much have enjoyed participating with many of the groups down here in South Malton. Hope to see you soon! Take care. --Lady Cheetara 08:22, 2 December 2008 (UTC)

Hah zahr, zmarb harmanz!!

Hello, there, gentlemen! I was camping out in Jillard NT yesterday, and logged in to find I'd been evicted from the place by some members of Team Anaconda. And while I can't say I ever like being headshot, it was a quite pleasant surprise to see a team of harmanz working with such excellent coordination. (Well...the dumping took a bit long, but otherwise it was awesome). We SFHNAS folks may be sworn enemies of survivors and and all...but we do enjoy chatting it up with any harmanz who are frequenting the area, so if any of you would like to drop by our forum (or the hospital ingame...though we'll probably eat you if you stay there too long), you're always welcome. --MillaD 20:41, 8 December 2008 (UTC)

Greetings, follower of barhah! It's always a pleasure to battle against other fun-loving hordes, such as the SFHNAS I'll keep an eye out for you guys on my next visit to the suburb. Remember, if you break into a building and find some Fortress inside, I expect plenty of amusing rattles and possibly even some z!ng!ng ahn ghanz!ng. ;-) Good luck out there! ~ Prep Fortress - BS 24:04, 14 December 2008 (EST)

The Great Radio Group Massacre

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This frequency was confirmed active. Thank you for your reply.

I know this is a random request, but it's for all groups regardless of size. Thanks!

Linkthewindow  Talk  03:18, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

... We have our own radio frequency? Sweet! And yes, we are indeed still very active. Thanks for stopping by! ~ Prep Fortress - BS 19:49, 18 December 2008 (EST)
Thank you for answering ;) --Janus talk 14:54, 20 December 2008 (UTC)


The Browncoats would like to inform you that there are a dozen members of the Fortress who are now loyal to us and still inside the organisation.

Have a nice day.

--Blanemcc 22:09, 21 December 2008 (UTC)


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Your ad has been removed from the Recruitment page because of rules violation, specifically an old timestamp. There is a guide here. Please re-add it if you are still active and recruiting.

For the record, this rule is about to change (thank goodness,) so me and the other people who do this will have a lot less work to do :).

Linkthewindow  Talk  12:47, 6 January 2009 (UTC)

Oh thank goodness ... I added the ad and updated the date. :D Prep 00:20, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre, 2009

Check-Mark-Reviewed.jpg Group Confirmed.
This group was confirmed active. Thank you for your reply.

This may seem like a stupid question, but it's for all groups, regardless of size. Cheers! --Janus talk 18:12, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

I'm not a fancy official representative or anything but I've been around for a year and we're still going strong! --BobBoberton 18:57, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
Bob!! How did you get out of your cage?! And you're talking?!?!?!?!?!?! Oh, you are so going to be beaten for this! :-D
But yeah, we're active, thanks for asking! Prep 23:13, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
Thanks, but we just wanted to know if you were active... not what activities you may or may not be pursuing. That's none of my business! --Lois talk 10MFH 20:26, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
I was just being silly, Bob doesn't have a cage. Clint, however ... O.O ~ Prep Fortress - BS 01:05, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
My "cages" are ruined buildings with 50+ AP repairs :D --Bob Boberton TF / DW 15:18, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

Urgent Distress call!

the necro-tech biohazard containment service needs the help of the anaconda team i am in the mccullock building in miltown doors are open the neighborhood is very dangerous need your help please... send commander daniels--Sgt Gonnella 07:46, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

I've relayed your distress call to Commander Daniels; sit tight. --BobBoberton 19:50, 24 February 2009 (UTC)
Message received, Sgt Gonnella. Help is on the way! I will send you an email with additional details. --Lucy Daniels 20:06, 24 February 2009 (UTC)


No need to fret, Fortress. Although I have gone pk'er, no harm will come to fortress from me. I cannot speak for my fellow browncoaters as they seem to harbor some kind of profound hate for your members, but I know fortress is a good group and, if anything, I might even help you guys out here and there with a FAK or two. I can't do more or risk or the vengeance of my fellow members, but see you on the battelfield :). Keep doing your thing. Ioncannon11 12:59, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

You were an ambassador to one of our allies, right? Was it 82nd Airborn? Anyway, the PKer scene is an entirely different style of gameplay, have fun with it, be original in your kill speeches, and I'll keep an eye out for you on the RG! Who knows, maybe I'll even bounty you one day, if Calogero sees you in the NW. ;-) ~ Prep Fortress - BS 01:04, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

Shore Hills

Guys, really. As much as we appreciate the help, your antics in Shore Hills are really making the natives restless. I don't know if you brought a fan club with you or what, but zed activity is WAY up and people are getting eaten because of it. Have you seen the revive queue? Can't even sleep over the border anymore...

We were fine. Really. Don't you have homes? A mall, somewhere, perhaps? Trenchcoats are on sale! --Thrownaway 02:11, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

Shore Hills? Shore Hills? Hmmm... (checks current combat squad activities) Oh no! The Battleponies have been stationed there. *gasp* What have they done? lol. I'm sorry to hear that things have worsened in the quiet 'burb of Shore Hills but rest assured that it wasn't because of us, but despite of us. The ponies will go graze elsewhere at some point but that wont help your zombinfestation at all I'm afraid! Stay Vigilant ;) Jensonson 21:59, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
Actually Thrownaway, if you read this, I wouldn't mind asking you some questions about what you know of goings on in the Shore Hills area. You seem to be clued up on events in that burb and I'd be keen to discuss some odd events that we've experienced if you have the time. My email is, if you don't wish to chat here. Jensonson 18:06, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
For a gentleman of your regard, my door is always open. Happy to chat here. That said, at the moment, I'm playing for the other team due to the difficulty in getting revived around here. Fair warning! --Thrownaway 03:18, 24 March 2009 (UTC)
The Fortress has noted some suspicious zerg-like behaviour in Shore Hills since its arrival in early March and has drawn up reams of evidence of suspected zerging. It seems that one individual, or a small group of individuals, are controlling multiple UD zombies in the same area to achieve their own personal objective. Our results, drawn up in March, have corresponded with independent lists that were previously drawn up by two of our survivor allies, prior to our arrival.
The Fortress cannot stand cheating and we have exposed mass-zergers before in UD, resulting in Kevan taking action against a culprit on one occassion, but always we have at least spread awareness among our extensive Chain of Allies, which includes every major survivor group in Urban Dead. It is important to us that people know when and where people are cheating in Urban Dead on the odd occassion that we experience it. We feel it is important to always try to find a way to talk to the culprit, to ensure they are aware of the rules of UD and that it is nothing more than a game for people to play; that cheating is obviously wrong. (It's strange how many people don't think of multi-account zerging as cheating!)
Therefore we would be keen to know, with your knowledge of the Shore Hills area in the past six weeks, whether you and your UD character, presumably Thrownaway, has also experienced suspicious behaviour and what you might be able to tell us to assist in our investigation. In particular, suspicious events you may have experienced or a list of ID's of any zeds you may suspect as zergers.
Thanks in advance for anything you can provide us. Jensonson 20:01, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
I haven't been doing screenshots or anything, but I think you're absolutely right in suspecting zerg activity in the Shore Hills area, on both the zombie and survivor sides. For the last couple months, ALL of the Necrotech buildings I've gone to in the area have had HUGE mobs of zombies in them (that don't seem to have any apparent group affiliation, so it seems unusual for so many zombies to be so religious about about staying in NTs all the time), and now that I've been Zed for awhile, I've seen more than one occasion where 3-4 zombies all ?rise within minutes of each other when I spend the night in an NT. On top of that, there are tons of level ones around, and the most obvious clue: I've seen a couple zombies named "ZergerXXX" (XXX=number). That's kind of hard to argue with.
On the survivor side, I've also seen a whole lot (10-20) of level one scouts/firemen with recent creation dates that all share the same "real player" name (and universally stupid character names), but primarily in Havercroft during the mall siege. Haven't been over on that side of the border in a while now, though.
As a solo player, it's been easy enough just to not overnight in those areas (unless I'm already dead). They way I see it, the best way to deal with them is the same way to deal with any other 13 y/o griefer: ignore them. They'll eventually get bored if and quit if they can't get a rise out of you. Good luck with the hunt, though. Would be interested to know if anything ever comes out of it. --Thrownaway 21:43, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
Hey Thrownaway, since we've noticed the activity back in early March, we've been collecting profiles and evidence of their actions. There is a critical amount we need to collect, however, for us to bring the matter before the higher powers. Until that time, we could use all the help we can get in collecting profiles and actions in unison. I'll see if we can get some members to go in there and scan as many as possible. If your character is sleeping in an NT, he might end up on the same list as these cheaters, so you might want to move him out or let us know so we don't get you lumped in there with the others. (as it looks like you might have started playing about the same time as the zerg) Good luck out there! ~ Prep Fortress - BS 22:22, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
Thanks for the heads up. I'll pop down to Brooksville for a little while and try to catch a revive. I'd offer to help, but being solo, I'd rather hang onto my AP for other things. Best of luck. And btw, my character is actually really old -- just came back to UD after a very long time and figured I'd finally start using the Wiki, which I'm new to, with my normal internet handle.  :] --Thrownaway 13:56, 28 March 2009 (UTC)
Sorry for gatecrashing the conversation, but does there also appear to be a lot of poop based graffiti? RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 14:05, 28 March 2009 (UTC)
There sure is. Kevan thinks it's very charming. --Lucy Daniels 20:03, 3 April 2009 (BST)
Really? Well a lot of molebank residents didn't like it when the same guy zerged similar tags over their suburb in a day. Have a word with User:Lois Millard she should have a list of a lot of his alts.--RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 21:15, 4 April 2009 (BST)
Aye. All of my alts have seen it, throughout south and central Malton. Oswelybank and Grigg Heights (which are very close to Molebank) had some, as well as some suburbs in the far south (Buttonville was one, I think.) I've got a hunch that it was a zerg that started it, and now he's got copycats. Linkthewindow  Talk  22:30, 5 April 2009 (BST)
You guys certainly did a good job with the sentries, at least. I just swept through the area, and several NTs that had been held by zeds for over a month are now EHB and lit with no signs of the horde. Did Kevan ban them, or did they just relocate? --Thrownaway 21:45, 6 April 2009 (BST)
I don't believe Kevan banned them, as he tends to refuse to get involved per the game FAQ, unfortunately. However, it appears that they have either retreated to a different suburb or stopped playing. Thanks for helping us out! ~ Prep Fortress - BS 21:32, 24 April 2009 (BST)

an old friend here.

hello fortress how's it goin :) jus thought i'd drop by an leave a line gon borrow from the joker here a bit but hear me out :P lets wind the clocks back a year, em pk'ers wouldn't dare cross any of u...what happen your balls drop off lol. u see i've shown pk'ers your true colors, the browncoats are only the beginning ;) i'll even give you guys a heads up, in a month i'll make a fortress team disappear lol i know u all try an pretend not 2 notice us but i know we're what yoru talkin bout, i suggest u try an do what ava did b4 he was gunned down. an put 2gether a lil avenger group an try an stop us. i'll be waitin. peace. your lovable legend Blair Wells ;)

Blair - can you stop posting pointless messages on our pages please. This isn't the first time that you, or Blane, has added redundant postings to our Wiki pages. I'm sure you have your own Wiki group page - please use that. (Future (and previous) posts may be removed as a result.) Jensonson 21:59, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

I gotta admit. These grammatical errors hurt my head. Please Jen, delete this. --Firetwig W! 04:46, 4 October 2009 (BST)

Request to join

Hey i followed instructions with ur joining page i had to do a server setup and stuff my ISP said he cant give me my email for some reason so i was wondering if i could just do it here?,InGameName:Fort Sniper just tell me here if you need my info and stuff ill give it to you by yahoo mail or something,>Fort Sniper

Hello like a week i send a request to join your group with 1 of my alts? What can i do to enter? or dont are interested? My alt is doing nothing travel in malton and want to have fun....can you reply me ...thanks!--(x)AlvaromesaTalk | Bacardi |MPD | Malton Public Radio 06:36, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

Easy Peasy! Just follow the instructions on our Joining page! --Bob Boberton TF / DW 06:49, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
- I send that...i need to send it again?....your forum is really confidential? i want to enter but i dont want to do that letter again. ::--(x)AlvaromesaTalk | Bacardi |MPD | Malton Public Radio 07:35, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
What is your character name Alvaromesa? Your application may have already been filed. Did you check your email? Let me know, and good luck out there! ~ Prep Fortress - BS01:04, 28 March 2009 (UTC)
You guys let zergers join now? --Blanemcc 02:41, 17 April 2009 (BST)
Not to my knowledge. Is he one? You have any proof? We're actually actively trying to oust zergers - see the Shore Hills thing above. --Bob Boberton TF / DW 05:20, 17 April 2009 (BST)
He zerged while working with Dawn Patrol/Anti-Zombie Squad, is on the zerge list, and I have a list of the name of some of his newer zerg alts. He has, to my knowledge, around 7 zergs. --Blanemcc 11:30, 17 April 2009 (BST)
He was on the Zerg Liste for having his characters LT Mesa and AlvaroMesa together in the same building. Both were with different groups at the time and I believe he was new to the game. Naturally, this is no excuse, but he made the effort to go Resens to get off the list, and since then I have seen no evidence of him multi-abusing. If you have any evidence suggesting recent multi-abuse, I suggest you take it to Resens. ~ Prep Fortress - BS14:22, 17 April 2009 (BST)
I emailed the list of suspected zergs to Anne Tardew. --Blanemcc 14:45, 17 April 2009 (BST)

Are you guys still recruiting becuse i sent in an Application... how long does it take you guys to answer a message? I mean, besides an extra body for your group I can offer other stuff... I can actually get a message board and possible a chat room up for your group. --Ltpotter 18:28, 6 June 2009 (BST)

We've received your application and are processing it. The whole process shouldn't take more than a week, tops. Thanks for the offer as well, but we already have a very large and well-established message board too. --Bob Boberton TF / DW 18:37, 6 June 2009 (BST)

I've sent a reply to your incory about the DHPD incident. --Ltpotter 15:18, 12 June 2009 (BST)

Thanks. As a precaution, we're now going to ask DHPD about their side of things. Thank you for your continued patience. --Bob Boberton TF / DW 21:23, 12 June 2009 (BST)
Well I can already tell you what they are gonna say, they think I'm lying and believe I'm a spy. Which considering the incidents I've been involved in they are free to think that. I have a questionable past and made deals with a lot of questionable people, this of course has resulted in a lot of people not trusting me. Truth be told the only thing i want to do is play this game without any of this crap going on around me, and the best thing to do is start on a clean slate. I mean, All i want to do is hunt zeds and help people. But everytime I try to do that something stupet happens and I get the raw end of the deal. But thankfully now I've got better security to prevent such things from happening again. But anyway... feel free to speak to the DHPD... but as I said they are going to call me a lire, a spy and more then likely a drama queen, which truth be told i hate drama. That's why i dropped of the wiki here for so long there was just way to much drama. Well anyway... --Ltpotter 23:57, 12 June 2009 (BST)
Hello again, I have not received any notice for your group on the status of me requestment to join. I know for a fact that more then likely the DHPD decided to continue with the Zed spy route and no doubt mentioned me as being generally annoying. But let me state again that precautions have been made so that the one responsible for leaked information will not be a problem again (At least on my computer.) As for any general annoyance I have worked really hard to try and prevent spelling errors and such when I type. So all O ask is that you update me on my joining request is going. That's all.--Ltpotter 16:05, 19 June 2009 (BST)
My apologies for the long wait. The DHPD has provided us with a lot to read and process. I'm afraid that as it stands things aren't looking good ... We're still talking it over, but what you told us cannot really be verified, which makes it difficult for us to discern what happened. We don't want to keep you from enjoying the game, so I think you throw your name out to other groups in case things don't work out. ~ Prep Fortress - BS 19:12, 19 June 2009 (BST)
Well i can verify what i am saying. I can get someone else in my dorm online to confirm what i am saying is true... or better yet I can even send you a picture of my dorm room if you want. Just state what you need and I will try to provide it.--Ltpotter 02:46, 20 June 2009 (BST)

Anti-Zombie Squad

Hi. I'm Dark Butters from the Anti-Zombie Squad. We are a pro-survivor group settled in the suburb of West Grayside. We've been looking to gain some allies with our growing numbers, so wondered if you would be interested in joining up with us. So let me or one of the leaders let us know. Either message the forum or visit the wiki Anti-zombie_squad.

Thanks again. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Dark Butters (talkcontribs) at an unknown time.

Hey Dark Butters, I went and grabbed Janus Abernathy and I'm talking to her on our forum about an alliance. Thanks for getting in touch! ~ Prep Fortress - BS16:34, 9 April 2009 (BST)

cant log into the website

NEVCE here, i cant log into the website tonight. just wanted to know whats up. --JHORROR Black Delta Mockridge Heights 06:12, 7 April 2009 (BST)

Yup, the entire forum hosting site is down. I don't know where the zumie's coming from, though. I'm just getting the standard timeout error. It ought to be back up in a few hours, they're probably doing maintenance or something. --Bob Boberton TF / DW 06:37, 7 April 2009 (BST)

Recruitment Notice

Your advert: The Fortress/recruit currently has images totalling more than 56KiB in combined size. Please compress or shrink the image or the advert will be removed in two weeks. -- User:The Rooster RoosterDragon User talk:The Rooster 19:24, 29 June 2009 (BST)

I've replaced the image with a new version that is smaller - should all be set now. --Bob Boberton TF / DW 19:43, 29 June 2009 (BST)

Building Information Center

Hello, I am here representing the Building Information Center. As one of the largest groups in the game, you are able to update the building status reports in your suburb and any other suburbs you visit. In essence, that is why I am here- to request that your group helps update the BIC.--~ Red Hawk One Talk | space for lease 01:04, 22 July 2009 (BST)

Hi there Red Hawk One. The Fortress does have a large influence on UD and we do work to keep the Wiki updated where appropriate but due to secrecy of operations (and because TF can be seen by some as a large target) we are often unable to update the Wiki during live operations. We do, however, encourage all our members to take a strong interest in Urban Dead, and in particular keeping things up to date and lively. FortressTag.JPG Jensonson About Me The Fortress Talk BOOM TFN TV Promo Join 00:04, 27 July 2009 (BST)

Still active in Gulsonside?

The Big Prick needs help clearing some rotters out of the mall. These bad boys have held the mall and the rest of the burb in thrall since May, and something needs to be done about it.

If you're interested, stock up with lots of ammo. Don't worry about finding a safehouse; shoot down to your last AP, and if you should die while dirt napping we will find and revive you. Asheets 23:50, 28 July 2009 (BST)

Thanks for the invitation! I'll look into our various teams availability, but one team just finished up working at Mitchem Mall and decided to head out to another read burb. With Gulsonside listed as gray, I'm not sure if I will be able to convince anyone to go in, but again, thanks for keeping us informed. Good luck out there and Stay Vigilant! ~ Prep Fortress - BS 19:33, 30 July 2009 (BST)
Gulsonside is yellow status now. We (TBP and some other allies) have cleared most of the 'burb, but the mall is still being held by rotters. Asheets 17:13, 6 August 2009 (BST)


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The following page(s) were orphaned, meaning they weren't linked from any other page on UDWiki. For house-keeping's sake, we are adding the link onto the relevant talk page. If you don't want the pages anymore just post them on the Deletions Page. You aren't required to do anything, but we'd appreciate if it you kept the link on any one of your pages.

Please note that the link provided below will not remove the page from Orphaned Pages, so you'll still need to manually make a link for us. Thank you.

Thanks --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 11:40, 30 September 2009 (BST)

Shackleville Barricade Plan

Hi there.

You are listed on the suburb page as being active in Shackleville (and I'm pretty sure I've seen some of you hange out in the Petting Zoo at one time or another).

I'm currently working on a revised Shackleville Barricade Plan, since the current one isn't adhered to. I hereby invite you to join me on the Shackleville talk page, and work together to make a new one, based on the policies most of us undoubtly already have in barricading our proud suburb. --Itsacon (Talk | Grungni | Ikhnaton) 10:13, 20 October 2009 (BST)

Hi, I've added some comments to the Shackleville talk page. Cheers, FortressTag.JPG Jensonson About Me The Fortress Talk BOOM TFN TV Promo Join 18:40, 23 October 2009 (BST)


We see that you have bought an ad. LOL. That is pretty funny. -- Creeping Crud U 00:11, 23 October 2009 (BST)

Hi there C.C. We thought we'd give it a try and I'm pleased to say that the results have been fantastic on day one alone. We've had an instant increase in applications so we'd recommend it if you're looking to expand the fun and interest for others as we are. Keep an eye on the game stats to see if it really works or not! FortressTag.JPG Jensonson About Me The Fortress Talk BOOM TFN TV Promo Join 18:44, 23 October 2009 (BST)
Indeed, nice job with the Deadvertisement, you... people. --  AHLGTG 19:31, 23 October 2009 (BST)
The advert has now run its course and I just wanted to write up the results for those that are interested:
Since the advert was taken out on the 22nd October we have received an impressive 16 applications, 7 of which quoted the advert directly as their route to our group. To put this in perspective, in the first twenty one days of October we made 15 applications, while in the next five days (after the ad was placed) we made 16 further applications. Our pre-advert average was 4.9 a week, while the pro-release advert average was 3.2 apps per day. Nearly a five times increase. And all this is based on just the initial effect only - many more would have seen the ad. and become aware of The Fortress, potentially to contact us in the future (probably during one of our frequent, blabbering recruitment drives).
These results were based on 15,000 impressions and the ad was up in UD for the majority of two days as a result. If you are looking to expand your group numbers or find some new like-minded, UD-fanatic players (and I can gladly say that the new members seem to be very keen and impressive) then I highly recommend advertising. FortressTag.JPG Jensonson About Me The Fortress Talk BOOM TFN TV Promo Join 19:47, 26 October 2009 (UTC)


Thanks again for cleansing the burb recently. If any of Darkwatch are still close we're about to once again fall into ruin... xxx --    : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 08:48, 18 November 2009 (UTC)

I heard it was a good time! Perhaps we'll drop by again some time for a pint! ~ Prep Fortress - BS22:53, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

An Alliance

Talon Company would like to request an alliance with The Fortress. We are one of the few active groups in Shackleville. (I guess the zoo keepers don't really count cause of their member acceptances.

Hello World 'globe, I'll PM you with our forum address. Then perhaps we can set something up. Good to hear for you and thanks for your interest! ~ Prep Fortress - BS22:54, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

Zerging speech

It has come to the attention of The Fortress that a radio broadcast was made by persons unknown, apparently declaring the views of The Fortress. I can state that this was not authorised or broadcast by The Fortress powers that be, and therefore this message - whatever its intentions - is not supported by The Fortress.

For the record our group is fully against zerging in Urban Dead. Zerging is the only law of the game and we strongly oppose any that have been found to be committing zerging. This has included exposing mass-zergers on numerous occassions to Kevan, in order to have their IP's banned, and also the instant expulsion of a senior member, once of our own group, for his exposed zerging in other groups (and please note, not The Fortress).

To clarify, we are not tied with any groups, or players, that are known to be zerging against the rules of Urban Dead. If any allied group, or player is found to be zerging then we will immediately put a stop to it. We do not respect zerging behaviour whatsoever. Thank you for allowing me to reiterate our policy. FortressTag.JPG Jensonson About Me The Fortress Talk BOOM TFN TV Promo Join 23:35, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

Hoo Rah!

2nd Lieutenant Suzy "Taco" Scopes of the Earletown Rangers here. You boys are always welcome in Earletown. If you'd like we can put each other on our alliance sections. Lead the Way! Taco out--Taco2 13:23, 22 December 2009 (UTC)

Hi Suzy Scopes...Taco :) Sorry for the long delay. Too many mince pies and the outbreak of snow has clearly slowed us down! I've passed your details to our Director of Communications, PrepH. Thanks for the Earletown welcome and I'd very much like to see the start of a friendly alliance. FortressTag.JPG Jensonson About Me The Fortress Talk BOOM TFN TV Promo Join 18:30, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
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