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Please note that as the Imperium no longer exists, any messages on this page are unlikely to be noticed, and even less likely to receive a reply.

Rules of this Talk Page

Any who wish to post on here seeking to contact the Imperium feel free to do so. If you have any questions about the Imperium this is also a good place to post. If you are here to grief us, be annoying, spam, or whatever said post will be deleted.

Peace Terms

Well, as we've expressed to some of your members in-game, we're ready to talk about peace. Make no mistake, this is no surrender- we could go on with the war forever, but so could you. Our conflict has become a meaningless struggle, benefitting nobody but the zombies, and with the danger zones shifting as they have, continued conflict will only ensure the fall of the suburb. So we're prepared to cease the struggle, on the terms that we are guaranteed the right to continue occupancy of the junkyard, and to spray and broadcast as we will, with the understanding that, as you are no longer to be considered an adversarial group, we shall no longer target you in either a military or propaganda fashion. Moreover, that we shall respect your right to tag and broadcast, that we shall respect your claim to the Cathedral as a base of operations, and that there shall be no attacking, generator destruction, radio destruction, zombie baiting, barricade destruction, or other conceivable form of aggression between us, and that any future disagreements shall be handled first and foremost through negotiation with a priority on conflict avoidance. Does this sound reasonable? --Fenian 22:20, 15 November 2010 (UTC)

I second these terms.This way there's nor harm,no foul.This has been a long time coming.--HolmGard 23:27, 15 November 2010 (UTC)
I don't know if the current Lord General has a wiki account, but he's indicated acceptance on our forum. Peace it is.--Scott Timewell Imperium CFT 20:01, 16 November 2010 (UTC)
Lovely. Now, let's kill us some zeds ;)--Fenian 03:01, 17 November 2010 (UTC)


One of your members has murdered one of ours in an escalation of the tagging conflict. We request that you deliver him to us for two kills in retribution or face militant hostility from ourselves and our allies. --Fenian 19:25, 31 March 2010 (BST)

Do you have proof?--Scott Timewell Imperium CFT 00:15, 1 April 2010 (BST)
It was that Ulfgar fellow. I didn't take a screenshot. I was too busy looking to see if the body had stood up for a revive outside, then hunting the murderer down. He murdered Luther Blessed. There were witnesses, including a squatter named Anne, and, if I recall correctly, another who was staying in the building. --Fenian 03:18, 1 April 2010 (BST)
For the record, I always claim my kills. I did not kill your Luther Blessed. I have only just returned from several months of inactivity, and have not attacked ANYONE, human or zombie, since my return. Furthermore, this is not the first time that the Squatters have accused us of murders that were not perpetrated by us. Do you really want a war that badly? Lastly, why is it that after all these accusations, nobody ever provides proof? --Ulfgard the Unmaker 07:06, 1 April 2010 (BST)
We have witnesses. Whichever one of you did it claimed something about Luther insulting him and somehow transferred that to justification for his murder. I suggest you ask the guilty party to come forward for retribution or face war from an allied popular revolutionary front. --Fenian 17:38, 1 April 2010 (BST)
If you have witnesses, why can't you give the name? A screenshot, or even a profile link would be something to talk about. This seems suspicious to me. In fact, could you confirm that this is not an April Fool's Day joke?--Scott Timewell Imperium CFT 22:42, 1 April 2010 (BST)
I am contacting the witnesses. I logged on, saw the murder, and immediately looked to see if the body was there. I went west, found the murderer, whose name was still fresh in my mind, and attacked him. Also, I posted this the day before April 1st. --Fenian 01:10, 2 April 2010 (BST)
No Scott,this is not a poor April Fools joke.It was I that killed the egotistical and disrespectful Luther Blessed.I speak for myself when I say this;you are a damn fool if you expect me to be handed over like a piece of property.I have no quarrels with the Gibsonton Squatters,only Luther.If he had shown a shred,no,a modicume of common courtesy or decency then we would not be talking about this at all.His blatant disrespect is astounding,and for that I am not in the least bit sorry for killing him.--HolmGard 02:05, 2 April 2010 (BST)
Hurt feelings is no just cause for the escalation of a rhetorical conflict and tagging dispute to open warfare. Our demand stands- either of retributory killing or of reparations. --Fenian 02:49, 2 April 2010 (BST)
I am not passing any moral judgement on the matter at hand with my next statement, but the Squatters spend a good deal of time antagonizing us whenever we are in the suburb. Certainly you don't expect anyone to ever get tired of hearing it? --Ulfgard the Unmaker 03:39, 2 April 2010 (BST)
We stood by when the Imperium smashed our radio and generator and killed one of our members for broadcasting messages they didn't like. There is a line between detournment and rhetoric pranks, and violence. You have crossed that line twice in our history. Don't you expect we grow tired of brutality? --Fenian 04:28, 2 April 2010 (BST)
The insults that caused his death had very little to do with the tagging dispute,it was him walking up to me and making very personal remarks.I would be listing them now had I known this was going to happen.Furthermore,I am not going to give that insufferable,arrogant Luther Blessed a retributory kill because he didn't like the fact that someone is standing up to him.Yes,killing is killing but just stick him with a needle and be done with it.Also,there is no just cause for open warfare just because he has a bruised ego and a big mouth.--HolmGard 03:42, 2 April 2010 (BST)
I would agree that bruised egos and big mouths are no cause for bloodshed. I wish you had realized that before you killed one of us. I don't know what you believe, but we stand for freedom from aggressive intimidation, and from censorious brutality. We do not stop our members from speaking their mind- the right to speak it is essential to the free association and democratic system we rely on. While your Emperor may perhaps find it acceptable to silence any thought for fear it may lead one to see the fallacy of obedience, we encourage the questioning of such authorities. So, we shall not censor our members, but I know well that no act of aggression was initiated by Luther. He has been killed in an attempt to silence his voice of dissent. I, speaking now not as a spokesperson of the union, but as a man of conviction, find it ironic that a group that allegedly opposes the tyranny of the DEM should engage in such acts- the DEM never brutalized our members. Even when their station had to be evacuated, they respected, upon clarification, our right to control of the Squat they sought shelter in. That is a right that your group has violated in the past, coupled then and now with murder. You are an institution more oppressive than that monolith of tyranny; a group that shall not enforce its own laws upon itself. We know well that censorship, an attempt to create a monopoly of legitimized violence, and the refusal to submit to equality of standards, is the hallmark of the worst subjugation, the State, and we shall not bow to such a power or accept its violence against us. --Fenian 04:28, 2 April 2010 (BST)
As much as I hate to admit it, you have a point. If there is one thing I set out to do when I took command, it was to eliminate that hypocracy. So you have called me out in failing to achieve either reason or constancy. So what now? Regardless, HolmGard refuses to be handed over, and even if I were to throw him out, I can't literally force him to do anything, so I suppose that matter will just have to be considered "settled." Have any alternatives? --Ulfgard the Unmaker 04:45, 2 April 2010 (BST)
We shall consult within our group on further decisions concerning this matter. --Fenian 06:24, 2 April 2010 (BST)
Luther has set forth the following terms: 1. Holmgard present himself in a public building, such as the police department, declare himself 'impaired', and submit to retributory death. 2., Luther be made grammar inspector of the Imperium. The Squatters have voted unanimously in favor of these terms. --Fenian 06:02, 3 April 2010 (BST)
Much as you requred a short time to consult within your group, so now must we. --Ulfgard the Unmaker 16:19, 3 April 2010 (BST)
Squatters, the soldiers of the Imperium of Man refuse your terms! --Ulfgard the Unmaker 02:20, 5 April 2010 (BST)
The weight of four murders and the destruction of our home will weigh heavy on your head. Do not delude yourself into believing you are the just party in this war. Whether in this time, or in the long future, you will live a legion haunted. The resistance to your tyranny will never surrender. --Fenian 03:11, 5 April 2010 (BST)
Surely you aren't surprised? I might have advocated for an Imperial execution of Holmgard with Squatter witnesses, but you insisted on humiliation instead. Your terms were simply unacceptable.--Scott Timewell Imperium CFT 03:16, 5 April 2010 (BST)
Our terms were those requested by our victimized member, and the rest agreed to his request, as it was his right. It is of no matter. Let this concrete maze be your tomb --Fenian 03:49, 5 April 2010 (BST)
When you're ready for peace terms, let us know. In the meantime, things will continue about the same as they have been. --Ulfgard the Unmaker 02:42, 11 April 2010 (BST)
We'd love your peace terms, but we just haven't got the facilities to keep you all in after the surrender. We'll have to decline. --Fenian 05:14, 11 April 2010 (BST)
Thanks for that, I needed a good laugh.--Scott Timewell Imperium CFT 07:43, 11 April 2010 (BST)

Imperial Art,Civilian Branch

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The Great Radio Group Massacre

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I know this is a random request, but it's for all groups regardless of size. Thanks! Linkthewindow  Talk  01:21, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

Yes, we are active. Garviel LokenMaltesecross2.jpgNo Pity! No Remorse! No Fear! Talk22:59, 15 December 2008 (UTC)


Your advert has been removed as it's timestamp was older then two weeks. If you are still active and recruiting, please re-insert your ad. Thanks! Linkthewindow  Talk  02:02, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

And again...

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-- Linkthewindow  Talk  07:27, 27 December 2008 (UTC)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre, 2009

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Thanks for your reply, and sorry if this seems like a stupid question. Linkthewindow  Talk  23:20, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

We're still active.--Scott Timewell 03:21, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
Thanks Linkthewindow  Talk  06:02, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

This should be linked somewhere for posterity or something.--– Nubis NWO 13:12, 3 July 2009 (BST)


I've already spoken to Garviel concerning his words in a recent interview, where he said that the Imperium would annex Santlerville. He assured me that "anything like that would be far off in the future", as if that was supposed to make his words different, and that it would not potentially be a true annexation, that is, taking over the suburb. Then today, we see this in Santlerville's radio station.



  1. 26.06 MHz: "Imperium, orders are through to move into Santlerville..." (2 hours and 28 minutes ago)
  2. 26.06 MHz: "...Ignore the whiny Beavers and push forward For the Emperor" (2 hours and 27 minutes ago)

I'd like you to confirm whether or not this was broadcast by a member of the Imperium and if so, what your intentions are. The Dribbling Beavers are the guardians of Santlerville and will not allow any group to take over the suburb from it's rightful citizens, but we realize also that this could just be the work of an imposter. Please let us know. --Calista griffin 01:31, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

I'm not speaking for The Imperium here, but I saw this broadcast as well, while I was restocking in Santlerville. I'm pretty sure a group like The Imperium wouldn't announce their plans over the radio, first off. Secondly, their Vox channel seems to be 27.05 MHz, and not 26.06 MHz. PLUS, Mr. Loken is now around Dulston, helping to drive back the mutant menace. Hope I can help. If I've made terrible assumptions, then obviously you have the right to slap me with a newspaper in the near future. Like right now. I'll stop talking. --Met Fan F 01:44, 24 February 2009 (UTC)
That was not us, likely DORIS or some other Sonny minion trying to stir up trouble or possibly certain DEM members who don't like me terribly much considering one of them was one of the griefers with the Imperium Must Die effort. Either way, someone who likes BrainRot politics too much and trying to cause more grief.--Garviel LokenMaltesecross2.jpgNo Pity! No Remorse! No Fear! Talk02:46, 24 February 2009 (UTC)
Thanks for the information, Met fan. I realize that this might just be malicious radio spam, which is why I chose to ask here first. Not only to find out from the horse's mouth, but also to let them know they are being impersonated if it's not them and I think it's very possible that it isn't.--Calista griffin 01:58, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

Recruitment Ad

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I'm sorry, but the image in your recruitment ad is too large. It must be 76,000px or smaller and yours is 144,000px. --Lois talk 10MFH 19:23, 5 March 2009 (UTC)


The NecroInquisition returns.--Warlord zephyr 14:05, 21 June 2009 (BST)

Recruitment Notice

Your advert: The Imperium/Recruit currently has a timestamp more than two months old. Please update it or the advert will be removed in two weeks. -- User:The Rooster RoosterDragon User talk:The Rooster 19:30, 29 June 2009 (BST)

Font on Group Page

I find it hard to read your group page, mainly due to the font used. I can hardly read it, it may well be done for effect, but whatever effect it has is lost on me as I cannot read the text. --RahrahCome join the #party!21:30, 16 July 2009 (BST)


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4th Dagonis Regiment

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I've commited crimes against the Imperium my name is Victoria Blakes what crimes I've committed I won't say but I'm confessing that I've committed crimes. I'm a teenage civilian. CATCH ME IF YOU CAN! --Radio Girl 02:51, 8 April 2010 (BST)


You know, the font on the page is pretty hard to read. Just sayin'. -- ~ AphelionT 13:22, 28 April 2010 (BST)


Concerning your group advert on the Category:Recruitment page, you may be interested to know that a vote is currently underway concerning the duration of time adverts can be reserved by a given timestamp. Your input is welcomed, and it should be known that if this vote passes you will need to update your adverts on a at least a monthly basis, not a two-monthly basis. Thanks. Nothing to be done! 00:43, 25 July 2010 (BST)

Is your Radio frequency still in use?

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Is this group still actively using the frequency specified on the Radio page as theirs? If so simply confirm here by writing something below. If not, it's frequency will be removed from Radio pages in 14 days.

I'm sorry if this is an inconvenience or it seems relatively stupid when put into context of your group, but it is our interest to treat all groups on the same level when doing these purges. A reply within 2 weeks will be greatly appreciated. -- LEMON #1 12:45, 25 August 2010 (BST)

No response has been made in 2 weeks, and as such, your group will be removed from the list. If you come back at a later date and would like to reserve this frequency again, just place it back onto the available frequency of your choice. Thank you. -- LEMON #1 13:35, 8 September 2010 (BST)

Like to help out South Blythville?

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Fixing what the Big Bash Broke.

Aww...pitty that you can't help us out, but thanks for responding. Have a cookie.

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Hey there, I've sent you this because you're a survivor group. Please help us if you can, we'd really appreciate it. If you can't help physically, you can always help by spreading the word ;) Red Eyes-Dezonus-Red Eyes (talk) 10:53, 16 September 2010 (BST)

I don't think we have the resources right now to travel to the other side of the city from our home. Best of luck, though.--Scott Timewell Imperium CFT 06:59, 17 September 2010 (BST)
Thanks for your reply, and thank you for your well wishes =) Red Eyes-Dezonus-Red Eyes (talk) 10:35, 17 September 2010 (BST)

Great Suburb Group Massacre 2011

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--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 18:13, 22 January 2011 (UTC)

Our home is in Gibsonton.--Scott Timewell Imperium CFT 23:26, 26 January 2011 (UTC)

Thanks.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 14:58, 6 February 2011 (UTC)
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