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-Dulston Alliance-


... proceed, gentlemen. --カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) ;x You rated this wiki '1'! Great job, go hog wild! @ 04:59, 3 May 2008 (BST)

[22:15] Banana: Le gasp! --/~Rakuen~\Talk Domo.gif I Still Love Grim 05:17, 3 May 2008 (BST)
Oh. Oh yes! Bring the flails. I simply must whip myself to this wondrous news. --Karloth Vois TALK RR 14:19, 11 May 2008 (BST)

Help yourself to a little something that I've been working on.


Alexander Turpin,Target,Imperium

Apothecary Leonardus,Target,Imperium




Cpt Garviel Loken,Target,Imperium





Michael Porter,Target,Imperium

savfer gill,Target,Imperium

Titus Labienus,Target,Imperium

Twitch Kyros,Target,Imperium

Ulfgard the Unmaker,Target,Imperium



It's not complete by any means because most of them have fled the area, but here are the fools who have stayed behind. --Sir WV 08:40, 4 May 2008 (BST)

Aww...... aren't you sweet. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 19:22, 4 May 2008 (BST)
My pleasure good sir. I added a few from your kill list as well. Thank you. --Sir WV 20:55, 4 May 2008 (BST)
Felt a little left out since i wasn't on the list...fixed now though. --MkoII
Editing another user's comments? Scandalous! --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 04:42, 6 May 2008 (BST)
Oh you think that's bad, you should here the story about the guy who edited a wiki page and it started a WAR! I think it was called like "The Imperium Must Die" or something like that, idk for sure though... --MkoII

And here's ome extras, courtesy of Red Rum's crack(smoking) intelligence department. Turkmenbashi 09:15, 6 May 2008 (BST)

Dermon Caffran,target,imperium





Some more extras, courtesy of Red Rum again. Turkmenbashi 15:20, 7 May 2008 (BST) Rangar the Brave,target,imperium 4g3n7 z3d,target,imperium

An updated list of targets plus a few more that we Knights would like to have put on ice. The NecroInquisition are a subgroup of the Imperium who we P Knights have caught trying to spy on us in the past. Enjoy.


4g3n7 z3d,Target,Imperium

Alexander Turpin,Target,Imperium

Apothecary Leonardus,Target,Imperium


AzaUK 001,Target,NecroInquisition



Cpt Garviel Loken,Target,Imperium

Cpt Tarik Torgaddon,Target,NecroInquisition


Dermon Caffran,Target,Imperium






inquisitor zephyr,Target,NecroInquisition




Licker Bond,Target,NecroInquisition

Little Eugit,Target,NecroInquisition

Michael Porter,Target,Imperium


Rangar the Brave,Target,Imperium

savfer gill,Target,Imperium

Scott Timewell,Target,Imperium



Titus Labienus,Target,Imperium

Twitch Kyros,Target,Imperium

Ulfgard the Unmaker,Target,Imperium




Interesting...... Thanks for sharing. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 02:07, 9 May 2008 (BST)

Just added Scott Timewell to the list. Turkmenbashi 16:05, 13 May 2008 (BST)

Finally. You have no idea how disheartening it is when one's enemies don't seem to want to take the time to kill one.--Scott Timewell 04:26, 15 May 2008 (BST)

I loled at this. His name will show up in the Edit History. :P -- Cheese 00:19, 27 May 2008 (BST)

these guys carry the guard group, i think thats all of em, have fun Darrin vaughn -

Dermon caffran -

Guardsman keller -

Hemp knight -

ImperialCommissar -

Jakoto -

Jarran kell -

Lamerton -

Rastick -

Twitch kyros -

voxmanglaen -

warmasterdeath -

wyzeguy6 -

from a very close friend


Shouldn't the Imperium mark their territory map as all red? Considering we are "contesting" their territory. I don't see how this Coalition is not "contesting" their territory. If anyone understands why this is so, please explain. -- THELORDGUNSLINGER 22:18, 12 May 2008 (BST)

Why? 'Cause it's an Imperium group page, and that means they control the news. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 04:42, 13 May 2008 (BST)
That is pretty pathetic considering they've openly left their "homeland". I honestly think they believe they are winning this, of course out of sheer ignorance (Class B). Also, to inform the rest of this Coalition, supposedly Team Zombie Softcore is moving in to assist the Imperium. -- THELORDGUNSLINGER 17:02, 13 May 2008 (BST)
Because they're gay. --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS MSD MOB pr0n 01:18, 14 May 2008 (BST)

Imperium needs a dictionary

trai·tor Audio Help /ˈtreɪtər/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[trey-ter] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation –noun 1. a person who betrays another, a cause, or any trust. 2. a person who commits treason by betraying his or her country.

They throw out the word "traitor" a lot but I don't think they realixe that we were never trusted by them or have ever been in their group. I think the just like usually catchy phrases. --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS MSD MOB pr0n 04:55, 13 May 2008 (BST)

It would not surprise me. The Imperium seems full of ignorance and "flashing lights" that all pro-survivors seem to enjoy these days. I agree Sonny, we have never been part of their "country" or "cause". It does seem quite pointless. Although, I believe it has something to do with remaining true to their "table-top" fantasies. -- THELORDGUNSLINGER 17:05, 13 May 2008 (BST)
I think BlackReaper got it right, seeing as all humans in warhammer 40k who aren't allied to the emperor are seen as traitors to the empire of man. So basically all survivors who aren't allied to them should probably be listed in as traitors to them, somehow I don't think they have the capacity to wage war on all of UD though. - W 21:57, 13 May 2008 (BST)

Player killers are traitors to the survivor cause. All those who fight to preserve humanity against the forces of chaos are beloved by the Emperor.--Scott Timewell 04:32, 15 May 2008 (BST)

I'm not so sure you can be a traitor to something you've never supported... --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 05:37, 15 May 2008 (BST)
GTFO Logic --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS MSD MOB pr0n 21:07, 15 May 2008 (BST)
Logic? On mah intertubes? Blasphemy!-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 23:25, 15 May 2008 (BST)
The Imperium of the Warhammar 40k world wouldn't care about the semantics. So we don't either.--Scott Timewell 00:21, 16 May 2008 (BST)
You skip not caring about the semantics and go straight for the Special Ed thinking. --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS MSD MOB pr0n 03:59, 16 May 2008 (BST)
Well, of course. It's so much easier to worship what is essentially a rotting corpse when one doesn't think very much.--Scott Timewell 04:03, 16 May 2008 (BST)
That explains a lot about why you guys thought Garviel would make good management material. Turkmenbashi 11:10, 16 May 2008 (BST)

Delta33 Needs a Dictionary

quote Audio Help /kwoʊt/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[kwoht] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation verb, quot·ed, quot·ing, noun –verb (used with object) to use a brief excerpt from I am using a brief excerpt from your original post. You're an idiot, do not have children, kill yourself with fire. --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS MSD MOB pr0n 02:20, 18 May 2008 (BST)

so i can't spell, never could never will --Delta33 00:39, 27 May 2008 (BST)

Red Rum kill list

This section is for Red Rum to shamelessly boast about our massive e-peen. Will be updated erratically.

That's 52 doses of good lovin' handed out by Red Rum to date. 70 non-Imperium folks (for a combined total of 122) have also suffered avoidable workplace fatalities since this retarded faggotry began, but fucked if i can be bothered listing them. (edited because this is an erratic update) Turkmenbashi 15:06, 21 May 2008 (BST)

Err... Alexander Turpin is most emphatically *not* a member of the Imperium. LOL. Soror Repentia Azalea 01:31, 27 May 2008 (BST)
She's right, Turpin has been impersonating a guardsman for some time now. Thanks for killing him.--Scott Timewell 02:17, 28 May 2008 (BST)

Space marines?

Just how hardcore are these Space Marines?--Virus002 20:06, 22 May 2008 (BST)

Hardcore. --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS MSD MOB pr0n 18:27, 23 May 2008 (BST)



We cant find any Imperials around here, they musta fled the area. We're hangin by The Mall, pretty soon we're just gonna kill some other survivors out of sheer boredom. --JheriCurlDrip 22:55, 23 May 2008 (BST)

-Actually, this homos here, our Mczeds manager is taking care of him.Comrade Miziski--Thesurveyor 00:52, 24 May 2008 (BST)

-Per Order Of The Man In Black, Wif Crack, We made some templates for everybody involved in killing these pussies. Enjoy!

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--JheriCurlDrip 12:58, 26 May 2008 (BST)

For you Jheri, and all others who wish to use it. -- {{ImperiumDied}} --THELORDGUNSLINGER 19:29, 1 June 2008 (BST)

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