Talk:The Kilt Store
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[edit] Great Job
May I just say, sir, what an excellent service your Kilt Store provides. Since young Joe purchased his kilt, he's had several admiring comments - even one from a Bounty Hunter. Also, although his other clothing has become sullied by the rough-and-tumble of Malton life, his kilt remains in good condition. Quality workmanship if ever I saw it! Perhaps you should add a "Happy Customers" section on the Kilt Store page, where proud kilt owners can add their profiles? --Bob Fortune RR 12:20, 12 October 2007 (BST)
- We're glad you are a satisfied customer and your suggestion for a testimonials page is a grand idea! We've now implemented this suggestion and you'll find it here --Kilt Store Owner 13 October 2007
[edit] Not just for the living!
The RRF Gore Corps sure do love your kilts. They keep our special areas covered without the need for loathsome pants. We always feel oh-so-fashionable in our kilts. Some might even call us jaunty! Your service, quality and supply guarantee that we'll be repeat customers. --Goolina Gore Corps 20:41, 17 October 2007 (BST)
- Goolina, it's always good to see you...well...except when it's looking up through a haze of gunsmoke and the rain of spent shells. Still, we're glad you are a satisfied customer and I've copied your testimonial over to here --Kilt Store Owner 17 October 2007
- Say, you guys wouldn't happen to be hiring, would you? I'm a firm believer in equality in kilt ownership. --Goolina Gore Corps (retired) 21:48, 28 February 2008 (UTC)
- What? You're retiring from the Gore Corps? Huh, how about that. Well, the Kilt Store always has openings. You might present a special case as I suspect you're "retirement" may require some unusual level of trust and forgiveness on the part of some. However, I find the idea promising if you adhere to the Kilt Store creed. We should explore this more. --Kilt Store Owner 2 March 2008
- Say, you guys wouldn't happen to be hiring, would you? I'm a firm believer in equality in kilt ownership. --Goolina Gore Corps (retired) 21:48, 28 February 2008 (UTC)
- Goolina, it's always good to see you...well...except when it's looking up through a haze of gunsmoke and the rain of spent shells. Still, we're glad you are a satisfied customer and I've copied your testimonial over to here --Kilt Store Owner 17 October 2007
[edit] Rawr
My rotter waiting at revive points is merely looking to get acquainted once more with my national dress. Bah! --Karloth Vois RR 13:07, 26 October 2007 (BST)
- Well, if you'd like to step into a fine kilt we'd love to have you as a customer. Just step next door to the NT building and, upon entry. Mrh you're little heart out and hopefully someone will restore you back to the customer side of the survivor/zombie divide. Then just step over to our store and we'll give you priority service for a new custom kilt. Hope to see you soon. -- Kilt Store Owner 28 October, 2007.
[edit] Thank you kindly
Mr. Kilt Store Owner for sending over that sweet Stray Dog and the other person whose name unfortunately escapes me. St. Eth's really needed the extra hands..er paws and we really appreciated the help. During more settled and quieter times, I'll be sure to visit and award some blue ribbons. ;) Also, The Stray Dog is owed a medal and a large bag of snausages for defeating all of his challengers in the small race we had during the siege. Thank you again for the help! xoxo --Morgueasm 15:17, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
- Our pleasure to provide help wherever possible! If you'd like to return the favor Nichols Mall is currently under attack and would appreciate any help you can provide. There's highly discounted kilts in it for anyone who comes to help. Thanks! -- Kilt Store Owner, 4 February, 2008.
[edit] You're invited!
To attend our Valentine's day event! Please see the flyer on my page for details! Since we couldn't make it to help Nichol's mall out, we'll try and make it up in other ways. ;) --Morgueasm 17:13, 12 February 2008 (UTC)
[edit] TNR Alliance Request
Hey there, TNR will be using the kilt store as a place of pilgrimage so that we can acquire some top quality uniforms. We're nearby right now so expect to see a few of us popping in and out of the store. Hopefully we can have an alliance, which would mean that TNR would come running to Nichols to help defend te Kilt store at all costs. Get back to me on the TNR talk page if you are interested in this alliance. --Blanemcc 16:57, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
- We were fighting when it fell. We're up in Santlerville at the moment, just regrouping and the like. We may swing by in a little while once we have finished our business up here in the NE corner. --Blanemcc 22:27, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Love this Page
Hello there. I just happened to be a zombie who came into the mall to munch on some sweet brains and I noticed your fine kilts. I know you don't serve zombies. I'm sorry for the reckless nature of my fellow zeds that have forced you into such an opinion, but if you could make an exception then I'd appreciate it. If not, well, then I will just have to be satisfied with my Zed-Mart knock offs.
Your page is well done and I found it highly amusing. Great job. --Ledin Junis June 05, 2008
- It doesn't have to be this way! You too can embrace the spirit of the kilt. All it takes is a needle of life and a needle of fine threading. The Boss Kilt Store Owner was the mastermind behind the store and this page, so all credit to the man!--DDRJake 11:35, 7 June 2008 (BST)
- Hello Ledin! Believe it or not, I actually noticed you when you entered the mall in the NE corner the other day. Glad you like the pages and the theme of the group! Thanks for the note! We'd so love to sell you a kilt but I see you are aware of our policy around kilt sales for zombies. Sadly, we've tried to provide them with service but they simply don't make good customers. Not once has a zombie ever purchased a kilt from the Kilt Store, yet they have repeatedly been the cause of vandalism that has prevented other customers from shopping here while we clean up the mess. As a result, unfortunately, we've had to establish the policy of denying them service and banning them from the store. Still, don't give up hope, you're merely a needle away from being a fine upstanding customer, even a member of The Kilt Store as the kilt can provide you with a spiritual "true North", as evidenced by The Redemption of the Kilt. -- Kilt Store Owner 11 June, 2008.
- Alas, my brethren have ruined your good store. Tis a sad day indeed! *burb* I suppose I'll have to check back later to see if you've restocked. I saw you too Kilt Store Owner. And I recognize you and your company for the valiant defense. I'm not a member of the RRF, but I totally agree with the award they gave you. It was well deserved. I hope you won't hold that little chomp of good cheer I administered against me. As for the needle, I'm afraid I have an aversion to them. I break out suddenly in shotgun fire. Perhaps one day when I seek to retire, I too may take up the kilt. Until then, I hope to see you in Barhah again some day. --Ledin Junis
- Not a problem at all. I recognize those little love bites for what they are and that's how I came to notice you. A quick FAK and I was good as new, with nothing but the memories to show for it. I recognize your aversion to needles, though your group name of "Mrh?" did force me to check the Wiki since I thought at first that it was a cry for customer service from The Kilt Store. Not to worry about our precious store. As mentioned in the main page, we have a very effective security system that minimizes the inconvenience of the zombie presence and once they move on we'll re-open the security doors, mop up a tad, and be back in business. See you next time. -- Kilt Store Owner 19 June 2008.
- Alas, my brethren have ruined your good store. Tis a sad day indeed! *burb* I suppose I'll have to check back later to see if you've restocked. I saw you too Kilt Store Owner. And I recognize you and your company for the valiant defense. I'm not a member of the RRF, but I totally agree with the award they gave you. It was well deserved. I hope you won't hold that little chomp of good cheer I administered against me. As for the needle, I'm afraid I have an aversion to them. I break out suddenly in shotgun fire. Perhaps one day when I seek to retire, I too may take up the kilt. Until then, I hope to see you in Barhah again some day. --Ledin Junis
- Hello Ledin! Believe it or not, I actually noticed you when you entered the mall in the NE corner the other day. Glad you like the pages and the theme of the group! Thanks for the note! We'd so love to sell you a kilt but I see you are aware of our policy around kilt sales for zombies. Sadly, we've tried to provide them with service but they simply don't make good customers. Not once has a zombie ever purchased a kilt from the Kilt Store, yet they have repeatedly been the cause of vandalism that has prevented other customers from shopping here while we clean up the mess. As a result, unfortunately, we've had to establish the policy of denying them service and banning them from the store. Still, don't give up hope, you're merely a needle away from being a fine upstanding customer, even a member of The Kilt Store as the kilt can provide you with a spiritual "true North", as evidenced by The Redemption of the Kilt. -- Kilt Store Owner 11 June, 2008.
[edit] An Award from the Ridleybank Resistance Front
On behalf of the RRF I hereby present the Kilt Store with the Front's Golden Brain Award. May Barhah and lower-body nudity come to you all.
 | Golden Brain |
| This user or group has been awarded the Ridleybank Resistance Front's prestigious Golden Brain, because smart survivors are more fun and taste sweeter. |
--Papa Moloch 23:04, 16 June 2008 (BST)
- Why, thank you! Of course, "Barhah" is simply a stage of progress eventually leading to the Enlightenment of Tartan, so we of The Kilt Store have passed that stage, but we understand what you mean and appreciate it greatly. -- Kilt Store Owner 17 June 2008.
