Talk:The Legions Of Literacy

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== FIRST BRIGADE OF AZ - Apology Accepted! ==--Squid Boy 15:50, 18 June 2007 (BST)

It's worth mentioning that I saw a broadcast by Dunkan apologising for this misunderstanding yesterday. --Inquisitor Darius 14:45, 18 June 2007 (BST)

Policy Discussion

The PP and TD seem to be working together well. TD tends to provide friendly alternatives to embarrasing profiles, and The PP kills discriminately. Both approaches have proven indisputably amusing. The Yin and Yang of grammer and syntax! Go troops go!

STILL non-descript! Flanger - has been warned.

Tempting Fate: Joshua Creed - Yet another in need of some hardcore lecture.

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Original: mikehendo

  • A non-descript survivor.
How about?: I build barricades. I build ‘em tall and I build ‘em strong. I also make a mean bowl of chili, so let me know if you find any pinto beans…" or you could say, ...and it's mean because it's made from zombies!
I tried to work in your functions as part of your group affiliation, and a little from your group history. Hope you like it!--Squid Boy 19:11, 11 June 2007 (BST)
Another few days and I'll move this below and call it a failure. I did see that Barf Chunk killed him for it though - even after I made it so very simple! --Squid Boy 23:17, 14 June 2007 (BST)
Well, had I heard of this insipid post, I may have done something about it. Ya know, if someone is in a building without a radio, there is little to no chance that they will hear a broadcast unless one of thier friends makes them aware of it. Perhaps I will change it, but most likely not to your suggestion. I would also like to thank barf chunk for standing out as a supporter of the profile police (neither of which deserves to be recognized as a proper noun). Profile has been changed..--Mikehendo 02:51, 16 June 2007 (BST)
Nice Work Mike! Sorry you thought this post was 'insipid' I was really just trying to help. I like what you did - much more fun for all involved, I think. Good going and good luck with the game! OH, and to be clear, Barf Chunk is a MEMBER of the Profile Police now, Izumi and the gang at St. Alex's cost me a group member because they inspired righteous rage with their PK'ing. --Squid Boy 22:28, 17 June 2007 (BST)

Original: CallOfKtulu

  • A non-descript survivor.
How about?: Walks by muttering: "The most merkiful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to Korrelate all its Kontents."
This is, of course, the first line of the "Call of Cthulhu" by H.P. Lovecraft, edited to add the letter k anywhere the letter c appears - as you have changed the C in Cthulhu to a K - get it? --Squid Boy 01:08, 8 June 2007 (BST)

Original: ProphetBFS

  • A non-descript survivor.
How about?: With his claimed ability to see the future this survivor has elicited the "B*** F***ing S***!" response from many a nattering nabob of negativism.

Past counseling sessions:

Cleanup was needed here - Just leaving a history of requests and suggestions going forward.--Squid Boy 15:43, 31 May 2007 (BST)

Original: beasty92

  • A non-descript survivor.
How about?: There’s no magic curse at work here, just vengeful rage against a world where this beast’s beauty was shredded by zombies before his eyes.
A nod to the ‘beast’ in your profile, but one that hopefully inspires fear and respect, rather than fairytale squishiness.--Squid Boy 15:09, 8 June 2007 (BST)
Success! I'm happy to report that beasty92 adopted our suggested profile on June 8th! --Squid Boy 21:35, 8 June 2007 (BST)

Original: NevermoreRaven

How about?: Once upon a midnight dreary, while I slumbered weak and weary, a zombie burst in through my door, Quoth I: Nevermore.--Squid Boy 16:36, 6 June 2007 (BST)
Success! I'm happy to report that NevermoreRaven adopted our suggested profile! See?!? This CAN work!--Squid Boy 23:58, 7 June 2007 (BST)

Original: Fa Whitecat

  • A tall, skinny woman with ear-length wavy blonde hair and pale skin. Wearing carefully repaired clothing, carries a hiking pack and a hatchet. Often seen doting on a very young infant.
How about?: Fa Whitecat is an unusually tall and slender woman. Her skin is fair and she keeps her wavy blonde hair cut short. Her appearance is as neat and orderly as one could expect under the given circumstances. Her clothing has been carefully repaired, and she wears a hiking pack with a hatchet lashed to it. She's regularly seen doting on a very young infant." --8 Bucks 04:11, 27 May 2007 (BST)
Here's a revision: "Fa Whitecat is an unusually tall and slender woman. Her skin is fair and she keeps her wavy blonde hair cut short. Her clothing has been carefully repaired, and she wears a hiking pack with a hatchet lashed to it. She's regularly seen doting on an infant."

Original: AGT

  • Heavily scarred and missing tufts of blonde hair, he's never the less fairly fit, quick to talk but often with a caustic sense of humor. Often seen bundling around a very young infant.
How about: AGT is heavily scarred and missing tufts of blonde hair. Hale and hearty, he is as quick with caustic commentary as he is with firearms. Infant in tow, he grimly patrols the streets of Malton. --Squid Boy 16:11, 29 May 2007 (BST)

Original: Tom Mullen

  • Light brown raggedy hair and an untrimmed beard, wears a collection of poorly restored clothing. Seems plenty ready to talk, but he's been a loner so long that he comes off a little uncollected (aka, sometimes crazy).
How about: Tom is often mistaken for Ted Kaczynski (that's the 'Unabomber' for those of you who don't read) with his unkempt hair and beard. The fact that he talks mostly to himself just seems to reinforce the crazy vibe he seems to emanate. --8 Bucks 14:58, 27 May 2007 (BST)
How about: Sporting light brown tousled hair and an unkempt beard, Mullen wears a patchwork of threadbare garments. His attempts to appear sociable are often foiled by a social awkwardness born of extended solitude.--Squid Boy 16:15, 29 May 2007 (BST)
  • Original: Kibiras- Level 29 with no description. For shame.
Success! Kibiras took my advice and created a profile!! I've singlehandedly saved a life! Woot! --8 Bucks 16:16, 28 May 2007 (BST)
You may have gotten Kibiras to create a profile, but they forgot to add a period. --Delt 20:29, 31 May 2007 (BST)

a question!

hi, I have a question for you guys. is there any chance you would consider expanding your operations and killing people who don't seem able to read? I'm talking about overbarricaders, revive point killers and other such idiots.

I, and other members of The 'Sards get PKed every day, and the idiots who insist on headshotting us and other innocent mrh? cows at the clearly marked peppe park revive point are more than a little annoying.

I know I'm supposed to be a member of the legions of Lockettside, but this is for the good of all survivors. --Ropponmatsu 12:26, 6 June 2007 (BST)

I feel your pain, my friend. Getting headshot while standing at a revive point is pretty close to the most annoying thing that can happen. The LOL consists of three groups that each have their own specific tactics for improving literacy in Malton. Speaking for Those Dudes, we don't support PK'ing as an instructional tool. No survivor or zed ever learned anything from being shot in the head. We do understand that the Profile Police use stronger instructional methods, and are possibly more willing to engage in expanded training operations, provided they have the proper logistical capabilities. I would note that The 'Sards are not the actual enemies of The Sard Killer. --8 Bucks 16:47, 6 June 2007 (BST)
I know you're not all PKers, and in these sorts of cases it might be better to try and be a bit more diplomatic about things, its just pissing me off and I highly doubt I'm the only one. we know about The Sard Killer too, he hung around with us for a while before joining the PP.
personally I don't have a problem with the profile police, they're not the first group in Malton to punish the stupid, and they wont be the last either. hell, someone has to keep the green suburbs dangerous and I'd much rather it be good humoured groups like you lot than the zerging asshattery that we have to put up with. --Ropponmatsu 21:44, 6 June 2007 (BST)
I think you're right about the zerging asshattery. Barf Chunk got zerged by the silly Izumi Orimoto. Today he changed allegiance from Those Dudes to the Profile Police and got some payback. He spent the better part of the last two days broadcasting demands for a retraction from Izumi and her buddies but his words fell upon deaf ears. In the end, it became apparent that an injection of hot lead was probably the only solution that would capture their full attention. It was good fun, but Barf Chunk's PK'ing ways have forever separated him from Those Dudes. --8 Bucks 19:13, 7 June 2007 (BST)