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Malton Rangers

Goo, I'm disapointed, we're not worthy of being a KOS? Totally not cool. Or is it because you like us, because if thats the case than your totally cool and I love you--General Lee A. Dickhole Malton Rangers 20:23, 6 January 2007 (UTC)

I was referring to the Gore Corps being on other groups KOS lists. Looks like someone didn't read the whole entry. Know what that means?
Mecia.jpg Dee-Dee-Dee
This user thinks Dickholeguy Is a Dee-Dee-Dee.
Yup. --Goolina Gore Corps 07:28, 7 January 2007 (UTC)
Hope you're happy, DHG. I made a "hit list" just for you, and put your name at the very top. --Goolina Gore Corps 07:54, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

USSR

Awww, I am on a hit list. How cute. Protomorph 06:36, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Hey, the Gore Corps is all about the cute. ;) --Goolina Gore Corps 22:45, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
Alright!!! Permanent listing and the first place! I rock. Protomorph 17:01, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
I knew you'd like that. I do what I can, Protomorph. --Goolina Gore Corps 22:31, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

Five Critics

We're honored to be noticed. Honestly, at this point we're just killing anything that smells of Zed. So no offense if we can't focus on you guys anymore. I believe our kill ratio was something like 4 GC for every 1 FC :) It's been fun, however. -Benzac --Benzac 16:52, 20 April 2007 (BST)

The Malton Bureaucats

Sorry Goo, but you have not yet paid your fine for illegal reanimation and failure to obtain permits for large public gatherings. As such, you are not allowed use of any tanning beds in Malton. Fines are payable through cashiers checks or money orders to the "Municipality of Malton". Thank you and have a nice day. -- Falkenberg, Head Bureaucrat of the Malton Bureaucrats

I gave you my payment in the form of a deposit of lead. You can keep the change. ;) --Goolina Gore Corps 02:23, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Well Goo, I hate to break it to ya, but considering you're using shotgun shells as payment...at approximately $10 for a box of 5 12-guage 00 Buckshot, you've paid ~$20. Your total fine is $12,707.42 This means that you have yet to pay $12,687.42.....or, if you wish to continue paying in shotgun shells, 6344 more shells. If you wish to pay in pistol bullets, we are assuming the pistols are .357 as they are revolvers. .357 is approxmiately $20 for a box of 20 rounds, or roughly $1 per round. That means you need to pay us in 12,688 pistol rounds. Thank you, and have a good day. --Falkenberg

Can I just say how neglected the rest of the Malton Bureacrats feel to see only two of our people on a hit list? But not the rest of us? -- Firmus Piett, Director of Intelligence Services, Malton Bureaucrats

I hate to think we've been negligent in our killing of members of your fine group. Please provide their player IDs so we can list them and start making up for this oversight. Thanks! --Goolina Gore Corps 22:20, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
I love ya for the whole pantless thing, but what kind of intelligence agent would I be if I did your job for you? I mean, you're a death cult. Finding us shouldn't be too hard. :) -- Firmus Piett

RebelReefer

HEY! What did I do? heh. I'm touched to be on a list. Its my first ever list. They say you'll always remember your first. I'm glad it was you! --RebelReefer 17:12 27 January 2007

Well, since I made the list, I had to do something to justify it. :) --RebelReefer 17:33 27 January 2007

Race For Mayor

Hey, wait a minute... I thought I was the Gore Corps' candidate! -- Murray Jay Suskind 16:10, 4 April 2007 (BST)

We split our endorsement. Living, we support Sir Fred. Undead, we support Murray Jay. Shoot, I better update the wiki to reflect this! --Goolina Gore Corps 00:22, 7 April 2007 (BST)

*Points to hat*

You still don't love us enough to not kill us?

Oh, and btw, you hung up before I could finish my question. I was saying, "Would you be interested in a three-way VOTE that included DR PHIL in with your hot hot Sir Fred/MJS action. Deep down, I know you all want DR PHIL ... in office! Maybe the part of your team that's lying on the ground after a revive could support us. The part that smells funny! --Shinosa 13:59, 13 April 2007 (BST)

Oh, my mistake. I thought you were asking if I'd be interested in a three way something else. A resounding no to Dr. Phil. Even the undead find him horrifying. --Goolina Gore Corps 21:59, 20 April 2007 (BST)
Nuts.--Shinosa 18:32, 26 April 2007 (BST)

Bad language

I dont have a problem with you guys in particular. But those members talking crap language bore me. At least I dont have to deal with such idiots in real life.. To make this clear, since I know that those mentioned already dont understand: I think you have some really nice and cool members. But there are also such stupidos that make me laugh- I never thought they existed.. --Kolleen A time stamp for Kolleen, because Kolleen won't.

Who are you, and why didn't you timestamp your comment? --Goolina Gore Corps 09:53, 10 June 2007 (BST)
Obviously you're not bored if you're still talking about it several days after the fact. But thanks for continually demonstrating I got under your skin by trying to pretend I didn't. ;) --Mold 09:59, 10 June 2007 (BST)


-grins- If you didn't guess, Goolina, it was Kolleen. Next time Kolleen, Time stamp, you idiot.

And also... this bad language junk? Look at yourself, you little hypocrite. "But those members talking *crap* language bore me." Bitchplz.

Stupidos? Is that even a word? And if we bore you, then bugger off and stop whining, drama queen. If you don't stop soon, people might start accusing you of being an Attention Whore.

Or then again. Don't stop. Your causing numerous lulz on our forums.

INTERNET. SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS

--Heiki Gore Corps 12:13AM, 13 June 2007 (AEST) OHLOOKIE. A TIME STAMP. :O

ZOMG bad language! --Goolina Gore Corps 05:32, 13 June 2007 (BST)

Response to your libel

Santlerville Rangers aren't zergers, you slandering bitches. Congrats, you've been shitlisted. Don't you ever dare to come in Santlerville.

Finis, you're a moron. Shitlisted by a group of ONE? That's got to be the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. Let me know how that goes for you, ok? --Goolina Gore Corps 18:36, 15 June 2007 (BST)
Fine, bitch, go ahead with your self-suggestion. But you still have a perfect ten on the lame-o-meter for rambling around with these blatant lies.--Finis Valorum 18:43, 15 June 2007 (BST)
Might be better for you Finis if more people from your group actually edited the wiki, otherwise you're probably always gonna be labeled a zerger 'cause that's the way it looks.--karek 19:31, 15 June 2007 (BST)
The other members of my group have absolutely no experience with wikis and have little interest in this. In fact, we initally didn't even want a group page on wiki. I'm the one who insisted and thus I've been assigned with the wiki-related thingies due to my relative familiarity with en.wikipedia and shit. That's the main reason i'm also the leader.--Finis Valorum 19:36, 15 June 2007 (BST)
Wait, you're the smartest of the bunch? Oh dear. --Goolina Gore Corps 20:03, 15 June 2007 (BST)
Of course, our associated scouts and revivers are somewhat active on this wiki and can come and support me, but they don't wanna disclose their identities.--Finis Valorum 19:38, 15 June 2007 (BST)
For some reason, this song comes to mind: http://barb.velvet.com/humor/lurkers.html --Kali Magdalene 23:09, 15 June 2007 (BST)
Why cause that identity is yours? I don't buy it, if they didn't want to be known they wouldn't be in the group.--karek 19:45, 15 June 2007 (BST)
No, moron. Cause they're not actually in our group, they're in other groups from and around Santlerville and don't wanna be excluded from them. They're just scouting and reviving for us, nothing more.--Finis Valorum 19:59, 15 June 2007 (BST)
FinisIRC.jpg The Tiny Finis Award
The Gore Corps Grants this Award to users/Groups who display uncommon Asshattery in the face of Decency and Flawless Logic.
Displayed here for posterity. As soon as I post it to Tiny Finis' talk page, I'm done with this sad little pissant. Blinkin the Gremlin RRF AU10 T RR GC 22:58, 15 June 2007 (BST)
You might want to know that, since I've been excluded from the SR, I've added you to my personal shitlist.--Finis Valorum 10:01, 16 June 2007 (BST)
I'm sure they care a great deal. --Cyberbob U! 10:16, 16 June 2007 (BST)
OH NOES
A SHITLIST
WHATEVER SHALL WE DO
QUICK, GOOLINA
CALL THE WHAMBULANCE
THE FBI
CIA
AOL POLICE
INTERNET TOUGHT GUYZ
--Heiki Gore Corps 19:28, 16 June 2007 (AEST)
Le Sigh. Fine. Ya know, I was going to delay my visit to Santlerville until after my Grand Tour of Malton, but looks like you really want to suck on lead. Look forward to getting blown away within the next week or so. Blinkin the Gremlin RRF AU10 T RR GC 15:43, 18 June 2007 (BST)

Oh my god, you just don't know when to stop. You're the one who came into our IRC flapping your gums not once, but two days in a row. Then you talked shit to me and my team on our own page. Don't start something you can't finish, kid...especially when you get so easily butthurt. --Goolina Gore Corps 10:44, 16 June 2007 (BST)

Youre failing to realize i'm independent now. That's the good part.--Finis Valorum 10:47, 16 June 2007 (BST)
No, it's not that I don't realize it. It's that I don't give a damn. But hey, good luck taking on all 36 of us by yourself, n00b. --Goolina Gore Corps 11:24, 16 June 2007 (BST)
Cool, your overconfidence shall be your undoing.--Finis Valorum 11:28, 16 June 2007 (BST)
Their overconfidence? You've got hubris up the wahoozey! Mrhton 21:47, 16 June 2007 (BST)
It's not overconfidence, idiot. It's pure numbers. 1 vs 36 does not make good odds. --Heiki Gore Corps 20:35, 16 June 2007 (AEST)
I'll get you all, bitch, don't worry. Sooner or later.--Finis Valorum 11:40, 16 June 2007 (BST)
Don't worry, attention-whore, I'm not worrying one bit. --Heiki Gore Corps 20:43, 16 June 2007 (AEST)
When you sit in your cave, banging rocks together in a vain attempt to make fire and wondering if it's time to scrape your loincloth across a damp rock because it smells funny, does any part of your mind awaken from its usual thick haze and think "Hey, I'm being a total fucking asshat. Maybe I should find another way to get what I want"? And if if some anomalous mutant part of your mind does think this, do you hit yourself in the head with some kind of stone age mallet until it goes away?--Kali Magdalene 11:49, 16 June 2007 (BST)
Swfjmq.jpg Oh Snap!
Someone just got served!

Bitch fight moved to Finis Valorum's Talk Page

Thank You!

One of your members had the honor to be the first to PK me, and I've been playing since October! My luck finally ran out. Anyway, I'd like to thank you for helping me in my first time, and also for the brainz...said member stuck around, so I stood up and mauled him to death. It was lovely.--Lachryma☭ 20:42, 19 June 2007 (BST)

Ya know, I really wanted to be the one to do the honors, but RNG handed me my behind and Wulfgar was too good a target to pass up. Kudos for you for the ?rise and maul. He should have beat feet before APing out. --Goolina Gore Corps 22:25, 19 June 2007 (BST)
I wondered why you shot me twice then wandered off. I thought I wasn't worth your time or something ;)--Lachryma☭ 22:28, 19 June 2007 (BST)
After six straight misses with a shotgun and two with a pistol, I figured it wasn't meant to be. RNG is a fickle mistress. --Goolina Gore Corps 23:13, 19 June 2007 (BST)
That's pretty weird. CutterNighthawk must've prayed real hard to Kevan or something. Well, it looks like y'all are well on your way to retaking your precious PD. Kiss Petro's statue for me!--Lachryma☭ 23:24, 19 June 2007 (BST)

Ghoulius you fucktard!

well played! but it took two of you goons to kill me!----Sexualharrison MR• ה •TStarofdavid2.png Boobs.gif 22:58, 22 June 2007 (BST)

Sucks to miss the killing shot on the last AP. But hey, that's what teamwork is for, right? --Goolina Gore Corps 23:08, 22 June 2007 (BST)
You fire at Goolina for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They take a Headshot and die. I'm soo mad at myself I forgot to give you a hug before I blew your head off. kisses! tell brett thanks for the bite marks!----Sexualharrison MR• ה •TStarofdavid2.png Boobs.gif 12:44, 24 June 2007 (BST)

Twice in a day

You all must be really pissed off at us ;)--♠ Che ♠-T GC X 23:02, 25 June 2007 (BST)

Nah, we just show our love in unusual ways. --Goolina Gore Corps 01:02, 26 June 2007 (BST)
Oh, oh, Goolina made a mistake! It's 'unusual ways' not 'unusual days'! Yessss!--Lachryma☭ 01:04, 26 June 2007 (BST)
Gah you caught me. Just got back from a seminar with survivors of the Holocaust IRL, guess my mind was still on other things. --Goolina Gore Corps 01:47, 26 June 2007 (BST)
How do you like those teeth, Lachryma? ;) --Mold 01:43, 26 June 2007 (BST)
*sing-songy voice* You didn't kill me! La la la! *gets serious again* You have a perfectly valid reason for that mistake, Goolina.--Lachryma☭ 01:52, 26 June 2007 (BST)

Finis

Hey guys. I got PKed yesterday in dowdney. Other locations he's PKed my group are Heckworthy, Anthony and Hall. If you on the lookout for him check that area....i keep noticing him lying outside buildings so i think he may be a jumper. not sure if you guys are hunting him or whatever but might as well share info on our mutual enemy. --J3D 10:50, 17 July 2007 (BST)


  • Hey there, Gore Corps. My Santlerville alt may be pro-survivor, but I have to admit that the 'burb has two problems. First, PKer Finis Valorum, whom you already know, is rampaging unchecked by the local posses. Second, it's very safe and zombie-free, which equals very boring. How about a nice big sweep through, laying waste to the whole place? The big hordes tend to forget about us up in our corner, and the Dowdney guardians get awfully cocky and lazy in their absence. -OccamsRazor, 1:44AM EST (USA)


Now, somebody said that I was collaborating with Finis' in the past - that's just simply not true. I remember seeing him try to pk somebody in a mall once, and I stole his kill... hope all is well GC, I'm sure we'll be dropping some harmanz together again. --xeose 04:18, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Club Vagg vip status

The Imagine organization has taken up the management of Malton's premier lesbian nightclub, Club Vagg. This club has a history of putting counter-culture groups on its VIP list (regardless of gender) and the Imagine organization (always a supporter of the counter-culture) is happy to say we have extended VIP status at "The Vagg" to your group.

Template

I used your template. I hope you don't mind as I'm not actually part of the Gore Corps. I figure it's appropriate. Later.--Nallan 04:16, 8 September 2007 (BST)

what the hell I'm not good enough?

How come my name is not on your hit list anymore? I'm very disappointed----SexualharrisonStarofdavid2.png Boobs.gif 16:11, 21 February 2008 (UTC)

I guess this is the end of an era

I retire, and the People We Like Too Much To Kill status gets revoked for Sir Fred, Sexy Rexy and that one guy in the Randoms. W to the T to the F? This truly saddens me, because it's our sense of honor, coupled with our silliness, that made us legendary. --Goolina Gore Corps 04:55, 28 February 2008 (UTC)

It's not a matter of honour, Goo, but rather of pragmatism and our status as an RRF team. We're a part of a zombie horde, so if we stumble across breathers they have to die and that transcends personal liking. Truth be told, I think that the entire concept, whilst not really something that should suit an RRF team to begin with, was entirely devalued when ZaqWer was added. No offence to the guy and I'm sure he's cool, but we had had absolutely no dealings with him at all and he was only added by consensus on the Randoms' forum because the main candidate, Shinosa, had a Gore Corps alt, which represents a condflict of interests on our side. As for the others, I'm fond of Rexy and Sir Fred too, but to not kill the living must be anathema to all members of the Ridleybank Resistance Front. The only exception lies in Quartly Library; other than there, the job must be done. --Papa Moloch 01:24, 16 March 2008 (UTC)

This Punk One of Yours?

Option 4 here is calling himself RRF, but he has a nasty habit of declaring himself part of groups he isn't actually in - in fact, this would be the second time he called himself RRF, and he pretended to be a Philosophe Knight for a short time a while back. That ain't even getting in to the time he got drunk (I'm assuming) and tried to impersonate me on IRC. Dunno if this is the proper channel of inquiry, but if he did decide to finally join a group, I figured he'd go for the Corps over the main RRF. So did you guys actually let the little Merridew wannabe in, or is he up to his old tricks? - Subotei's Crotch 21:23, 20 June 2008 (BST)

He has indeed joined the Gore Corps and fulfilled our entry requirements, he'll be continuing in the Corps. Thanks for coming to us with this. --Papa Moloch 17:09, 21 June 2008 (BST)
Alrighty, that's all I wanted to know. Glad he's finally made the leap from "guy that shoots JJ a bunch" to "real PKer". Good luck with him. - Subotei's Crotch 23:31, 21 June 2008 (BST)
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