Talk:Umbrella Corporation/Archive
Tell your noob members
To stop shooting people at revive points and sleeping and 'cading St. Isidore's Church in Darvall Heights. Come on. It's listed all over the suburb and building page that it's a revive point. It has been every major mall siege. Educate your members what a Mrh? Cow is and what Mrh? means - they want a revive!
*huffs heavily in frustration* there are barricade plans for a reason, y'know. Also Club Vagg in Eastonwood is a no-fire zone, for zeds and humans. So stop killing there and barricading it beyond EHB.
Lastly, stop spraying your shit everywhere. A lot of tags are there for a reason. As I can see from this page, I'm not the only one making complaints. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 10:35, 3 August 2007 (BST)
RE: Tell your noob members
Dux Ducis, as far as I know, our members have not been cading St. Isidores Church. Many survivors move through that building on a daily basis. Getting shot at revive points happens. We instruct ALL of our members not to do this, but unfortunately it will always be a part of the game. Whining to us will not make it go away.
Second, please do not humor us about a "no fire" zone in Club Vagg. No such thing exists in Urban Dead, and if you dont want to get shot, I suggest that you STOP PKING PEOPLE!!!!!!!! Zeds breached that building the other day, as zombies tend to do with all buildings. There is no such thing as a complete and total safe haven in this game. If you PK, you will be brought to justice, no matter your location. Simple.
Lastly, I do apologize if there has been slanderous grafitti in our name. This is not something we engage in, and many of our enemies have made it their mission to slander our name. I can assure you, our forces spend their APs killing zombies, and tracking PKers such as yourself. I apologize again for the grafitti, but please realize there are people who are attempting to slander our members in this way.--Dr Doom86 19:57, 8 August 2007 (BST)
Please stop spraying all in and around Giddings Mall
DrakeAlexander was identified as the only Umbrella member in Giddings mall right before the LUE attack. While we were trying to use graffiti to post announcements and directions he was busy tagging the following messages like "Umbrella OWNZ Malton", your wiki url, and "Umbrella, our busniess is life". He was told several times to knock it off and continued to do so. He ended up getting PK'd for it (not by me). Giddings has just been retaken, and we are in the process of re-building, graffiti is going to be very important to us untill we get our radio net working again, and even then it will still be important. It would be nice if you could tell DrakeAlexander and any of your other members in Pitneybank near or in Giddings mall to knock it off, we would be quite greatful. Thanks in advance. - DoctorRevive
RE:Please stop spraying at Giddings Mall
DoctorRevive, our sincerest apologies for not replying sooner. Our wiki page has been neglected for the past few months. Anyway, as for the grafitti, please accept our apologies. The only time I have ever seen Drake Alexander post on our forum, is when he was applying for membership. He is not active on our forums, nor does he remain in contact with the rest of UC. I suspect he is someone who applied for membership with the sole purpose of slandering our name. I will address this issue with our Presidnet, and Im sure his membership will be revoked. We wont miss him. Our apologies again.--Dr Doom86 20:13, 8 August 2007 (BST)
Stop your gratuitous tagging.
To reiterate the comments of March 8, do something about your members - tell them to stop being so goddamn happy with spraycans. I click on the S. Blythville wiki and read a comment claiming revives have slowed. I think, 'this is odd, they're moving right along as always.' I step outside and _every_ important tag - barricading instructions, revive point guidelines, directions to RP's and entry points - everything, has been sprayed over with UC tags.
Yes, I am spraying over all of them. It's a misallocation of AP that could be spent reviving people who heard Gee is a revive point and don't know how to request one. So don't bother with that "spray over it if it bothers you" nonsense. Blythville Gang members don't advertise in suburbs outside the ones we maintain RP's at.
If this continues any and all UC members will be placed on the Blythville Gang's Do Not Revive List. Take responsibility for your membership and be good neighbors. --McTrout 17:55, 5 July 2007 (BST)
- Sorry. As far as we know, actual Umbrella members have not been in South Blythville, much less spraying over your tags. We still stand by what we originally said. If the tagging bothers you so much, just spraypaint over it. Umbrella doesn't spray over important revive/barricade tags. Please remember, we are NOT responsible for what others may tag in your area to possibly cause tension or start a war. Umbrella is a pro-survivor group and is not interested in human wars. - Kalamord 01:37, 7 July 2007 (BST)
- is brandon676 an Umbrella member? Because he claims to be, and I see him daily while making my rounds. There's another whose name escapes me at the moment. Maybe someone out to make UC look bad? Looks just like the garbage my alt keeps seeing in and around Ackland Mall. Regardless, if I can verifiably find the vandal, he's going to wake up in the street missing half his face, and his affiliation won't do anything to prevent that. --McTrout 08:03, 8 July 2007 (BST)
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oh my god! The umbrella cooperation! down with them! =D this is Chris Hollis, leader of the well known group that runs out of East Grayside, the Special Tactics and Rescue Squad. I am here to offer an alliance (irony) maybe we can run intel and such. We like to have friends.
- Sure, we can be allies (irony indeed). Perhaps we can help each other out in the future. S.T.A.R.S. has been added to our Alliances section. - Kalamord 05:52, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
Grafitti
Any idea how annoying it is to have barricading instructions in a resource building sprayed over by someone advertising their group? Don't do it - it's a sign you're a tard. While I'm not claiming Zephyrhinus Hospital in New Arkham as our exclusive 'turf', we maintain it, and there's stuff sprayed on the wall for a reason. If it happens again I'll be pressing for a 'no revives/no heals' sanction against anyone from The Umbrella Corp. Please ask your members to rein in their enthusiasm. Uncle Whippity 13:53, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
- We are not responsible for the grafitti, as far as I know there are no Umbrella members in New Arkham. If it bothers you so much, spraypaint over it. Thanks. -Kalamord 10:36, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
really original. I dont suppose that they would want to be bothered wasteing the AP to find spraycans to waste.
Nice Clan
Just here to say that this is a good idea for a clan and that with good management you could go far and make a difference for survovors! --SamtheMan 02:08, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
With Your Permission
I am currently working on a group page for a new group (Medics of Malton). We are very small, only two members at present, and I would like a little advice on good ways to run a group and good ways to build a group page. I am currently using your page as a general model but will scrap it if you prefer that I did not. There is a link to the page on my user page, as well as one to my co-founder's page because we are working on it simultanwously and using each other's best ideas. Please offer some assistance. --Chesh Smalin 03:23, 18 May 2007 (BST)
- As co-founder, I second that. Any assistance would be greatly appreciated. Thanks! --Pedentic 22:24, 18 May 2007 (BST)
Mr. Borkey von Schnauzer
indeed, I am thoroughly confused about where you are. my feral pack and I just raided your adney towers not 4 hours ago, and I would like to inquire:
where are you?
Wow
It is a honor to finally meet Umbrella. Forgive my rudeness, I am Blackzilla1 of the Malton Death Dealers and I am here to see if a Alliance can be formed. We may not be in the molebank area but we will come to help at Umbrella's request. -- Blackzilla1 03:50, 18 June 2007 (BST)
- Thanks for contacting Umbrella. An alliance has been granted. Your group has been added to our Alliances section. - Kalamord 04:24, 18 June 2007 (BST)
Greetings From the RRF
After the fine display of trenchcoatery your "President" put on today, you can be assured that Auxunit 10 has filed you into the datebook for an appointment. Oh, and we're fine with being KOS. We're zombies. We're already dead. That's kind of inherent with being a zombie. You're killing that which is already dead. We stand up and eat you. Get it? -- Murray Jay Suskind 04:31, 13 August 2007 (BST)
Murray Jay, I must admit it is an honor to have gained the attention of one of the most notorious zombie groups in the game. That means we must be doing something right, if you are willing to come all the way out here for an "appointment." We look forward to giving you a warm welcome, and a headshot. You may stand up, but we simply re-load, and shoot you again. Works for us.(as our President mentions below, we would love to have you as a guest on our forum)--Dr Doom86 04:56, 14 August 2007 (BST)
Airborne88
1. I am sorry for all the tagging, some of our new members go a little "paint happy" sometimes, we are addressing this issue.
2. Noobs killing zeds at revive points... They are noobs, they don't know any better. A few have tried to golf club me while waiting for revives too... We are working on this.
3. Medics of Malton, please come to our forums at:http://umbrellaforlife.21.forumer.com We will help you all you can. PM me directly if you wish and we will work something out.
4. Mr. Borkey von Schnauzer, if you are too dumb to figure out where we are... That is your problem. When you figure it out, we will be more than happy to kick your @ss.
5. RRF- It is an honor to finally meet you and you took 5 minutes out of reducing Malton to rubble to come and talk to us. As far as "trenching" it was not intentional. I was trying to take down your AP to make you easier to kill when you make your break-in. However, if I am on your "spooky" KOS list.. Whatever, you may have to stand in line to get a shot at me. (-; I seemed to have pissed off every zombie, Pker, and more than a few survivors as well. Well, got to break a few eggs to make an omelet!
- Seriously, thanks for dropping by. You should visit our forum, would make for some interesting conversation.
