Telfer Cinema

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Telfer Cinema
Sushieraser (talk) 00:31, 25 July 2021 (UTC)
Telfer Cinema

West Grayside [52, 87]

a carpark the Sendell Arms Coxon Auto Repair
Shalle Boulevard Telfer Cinema Clapshaw Alley
wasteland Kelloway Grove Club Garwood

Basic Info:

  • Cinemas are "shrouded in darkness" when unpowered.
  • Cinemas are Dark buildings.
  • In the presence of a fuelled portable generator, a Cinema's flavor text will change to one of the following:
    • "…a black-and-white drama film still looping silently on its main screen."
    • "…a recent horror film still looping silently on its main screen."
    • "…an old horror film still looping silently on its main screen."
    • "…a black-and-white documentary film still looping silently on its main screen."
    • "…a recent drama film still looping silently on its main screen."
    • "…a dramatic science-fiction film still looping silently on its main screen."
    • "…a black-and-white science-fiction film playing on its main screen."

Telfer Cinema


Outside View A Big Black and Red Building with many bright spot lights shining down from the roof. You spot one man with a shiny blue bandana on the roof sitting in a black chair with a sniper rifle across his lap and an empty beer bottle in his hand. The Now Playing board shows that Starwars episode 6 and Superbad are playing at the moment.You can see 2 huge men with shotguns who are also wearing blue bandanas at the front door which is mostly boarded up except for a small hole just large enough for 1 person to crawl through.--Zombie Slayer EAL 21:20, 9 October 2008 (BST)

Inside View As you enter you see a bunch of dead stuffed animals that by the way they look have been partially ripped up by zombies that were desperate for food. You can see crude stitching were someone tried to fix them up abit but got lazy. Theres also a big front desk with an old man behind it selling tickets to a line of people. Behind another counter are 2 popcorn machines and 2 drink machines. Down a hallway you can see a big fancy staircase leading upto the hotel rooms on the second floor. In the theatres there are Massive Movie screens and the seats are crowded with people.--Zombie Slayer EAL 21:20, 9 October 2008 (BST)


Before the Outbreaks Telfer Cinema was owned by Mr. David Jenkins, and to get more business, Jenkins constructed a second floor of the Theatre, to be used as a hotel. With 28 fabulous rooms and 7 GIANT MOVIE SCREENS, the Hotel/Theatre started getting more business than ever. When the zombie outbreaks began, Mr. Jenkins, a 68 yearold man, didn't believe that the undead were real, so while every1 else boarded up ther homes or ran, he sat on his front porch, reading. Eventually, zombies did arrive in the area, and Jenkins's scooter was not very fast enough for him to escape, though it is not proven that he is dead, he has never been seen again. Now the Hotel/Theatre is owned by a small mysterious group of men called The E Team! who work everyday to keep the movies running.Recent Reports Confirm That An old man leads the team, though no1 has seen his face.... --Zombie Slayer EAL 21:19, 9 October 2008 (BST)

Barricade Policy

Telfer cinema is now inhabited by a group called The E Team! The E Team's barricade policy is as follows: Keep at EHB and No Brains No Service--Zombie Slayer EAL 21:20, 9 October 2008 (BST)

Current Status

February 13 2014 You are inside Telfer Cinema, The Blues Brothers playing on its main screen. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are Dr Merr (55HP) and jareddamon (60HP). A portable generator has been set up here. It is running. Somebody has spraypainted Kiss The Girl! onto a wall. --TohruRokuno 16:09, 13 February 2014 (UTC)

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Tickets cost 3 dollars each. At the moment our schedule is this:

THEATRE 1= Sci-Fi Mostly Starwars episodes 1-6

THEATRE 2= Pirates Mostly Pirates of the Carribean

THEATRE 3= Futuristic Mostly Terminator

THEATRE 4= Comedy showing many Tom Green and Adam Sandler films

THEATRE 5= T.V. night Showing Familyguy,Southpark,Simpsons,Terminator Series,Futurama,Seinfeld,Malcolm in the Middle,Sports channels such as TSN, and MORE!!!

THEATRE 6= Horror Films from 4pm to 6am

THEATRE 7= Date Nightshowing chick flicks

Special Offers!!!!! If you buy 3 horror movie tickets you will get a free Large Popcorn! If you bring a friend you get one free admission! (Zombies do not count as friends)--Zombie Slayer EAL 21:20, 9 October 2008 (BST)