Template:Firulais

	Firulais ~ Rest In Pieces
	This user or group killed Firulais or one of his many alts and then laid him down by the fire.

Usage

To use this template, simply kill Firulais and add the following line to your user/group page:

{{Firulais}}

History

The Dawn of Time

In the Beginning, when the void was still cooling, there was only one Firulais. Galaxies formed, planets coalesced, and Firulais started playing urban dead. However Firulais was not very good at UD and was unable to manage the paltry 50AP allotted him in a given day. And so, like the pre-bang singularity universe itself, he turned inward and began to spawn all manner of creature. Firulais2, Firulais3, and Firulais4 soon erupted from the cold, quiet nothing. Shortly thereafter they were all eaten by zombies. And so Lo, the Firulais looked down on his precious children and said, "This cannot be." And then from his vagina he gave birth to Firulais5, 6, and 7. And Lo, it was good.

The Hunt

Before long Firulais had populated the earths with his many Firulaisnesses. And yet still, he longed for the sweet embrace of death. And so he gave himself to the citizens of Malton and there was much killing of him and bloodbathing of him and it was good. Soon Firulais was hunted throughout Malton by zambah and harman alike. Both relishing in the gentle delight of killing him and then laying him down by the fire.

The Many Faces of Firulais

These are only some of the many super-colossal faces of our dear friend Firulais
Firulais http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1158812
Firulais 2 http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1165202
Firulais 3 http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1167808
Firulais 4 http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1170991
Firulais 5 http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1186191
Firulais 6 http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1187917
Firulais 7 http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1207095
Firulais 8 http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1235709
Firulais 9 http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1235711
Firulais 10 http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1235718
Firulais 11 http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1299475
Firulais 12 http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1387053
.....
Firulais 55 http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1254580

Unexplained Mysteries

Just who is this Firulais? How many faces does he have? No one really knows. Here are some other questions.

• Is he a he or a she?
• Is he a single player? Some weird kind of Urban Dead trend?
• Why are some of his "F"s capitalized and some lowercase?
• Why is there no Firulais 13? Superstitious?

While we may never answer these and many other questions, one thing is certain. It's fun to kill this guy. If you ever run into Firulais, please, sweetly, lovingly, kill him and lay him down by the fire.

Alternate Template

You can also use a smaller version of this template by adding the following line to your user page:

{{Firulaissmall}}

Which would yield

	Firulais ~ Rest In Pieces
	This user or group killed Firulais or one of his many alts and then laid him down by the fire.