Texts/DrRansom

Mostly recorded by Dr. Elwin Ransom, though some were donated by others. Where it is known, the profile number of the speaker has been added after the utterance. Under each heading they are in chronological order, however I haven't attempted to put the headings themselves in order. My apologies for the disorganisation.

Ackland Mall Siege

A zombie said "ARMAGRRN! HARMANZ AR BARGARZ, HAR HAR HAR!" (05-20 02:13 BST) 472911

A zombie said "Ram ram zambah!" (05-22 13:00 BST) 257048
A zombie said "Ram ram ram ram!" (05-22 13:01 BST) 257048

A zombie said "!" (05-22 15:50 BST) 492430 [! can be uttered in isolation!]

A zombie said "MAH GANNA GRAB BAG MAN. GANNA BANG ZAMBAH!! HAHAHAHA!" (05-23 05:38 BST) 11860

A zombie said "Zambahz zmazh barragahz!!!" (05-23 11:29 BST) 167582

A zombie said "Ram za barragagz!!!" (05-23 13:19 BST) 237793

PokaDot6 killed a zombie. (05-23 14:43 BST)
A zombie killed PokaDot6. (05-23 14:44 BST) 360621
A zombie said "Ah nah. Zarrah harman." (05-23 14:45 BST) 360621

A zombie said "Ram barragazh gang!" (05-24 06:00 BST) 3607

A zombie said "Gang! Ram za barragagz! Ram ram ram ram banana ram!" (05-25 13:13 BST) 237793

A zombie said "Ram barragahz! Ram barragahz nrh!!" (05-26 20:33 BST) ...and again. (05-26 20:35 BST) 341398

A zombie said "Zabba zabba. Harmanz grammaz arh hagz." (05-26 21:25 BST) 374430

A zombie said "Ram ram , banana gang bang" (05-26 21:35 BST) 325570

A zombie said "GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! Gah.... Mah graghaz ah gahngahn!" (05-26 22:37 BST) 347668

A zombie said "Zambahz nah ran. Zambahz ram arh bag bananaz ahn harmanz azzrz." (05-27 05:30 BST) 374430 [Probably in response to - Tyler Whitney0 said "The ratio of survivors to zeds is the same as in Caiger II. You've lost. Go home." (05-27 01:13 BST)]

A zombie said "Ha-Ha! Nah barragahz. Mana Harman Bra!nz ahn za Bazaarh" (05-27 10:17 BST) 167582
A zombie said "GANG BANG!" (05-27 10:28 BST) 417358
A zombie said "Harh harh harh" (05-27 10:28 BST) 417358

A zombie said "Ram barragahz!" (05-27 14:46 BST) 341398
A zombie said "Ram barragahz! Ram barragahz!" (05-27 14:47 BST) 341398

A zombie said "Brnhrh? Brahz ham mah za zah bang bang man nah harm mah" (05-28 03:27 BST) (BeefSteak)

A zombie said "Ram ram , banana gang bang?" (05-28 05:29 BST) 325570

A zombie said "Grab mah hang!ng banana." (05-28 22:29 BST) 374430

A zombie said "Harmanz arh barbarh!anz." (7 hours and 10 minutes ago) 472911
A zombie said "Harmanz arrh zambah bargarz, harh harh." (7 hours and 8 minutes ago) 472911
A zombie said "Harmanz arh manbagz grabbarz." (7 hours and 5 minutes ago) 472911

A zombie said "Harmanz ganna gah hra banana gangbang! Ram, zmazh barraghaz!" (4 hours and 35 minutes ago) 3607

A zombie said "Ba Bah Harmanz, Zambah Ganna Ran... Harmanz Nah Bang Mah BRA!N." (21 minutes ago) 201346

Possibly from Ackland? 1

A zombie said "GNAM MAH MANBAG, HARMAN AZZ RAMMAH!" (05-17 10:47 BST) 347668
A zombie said "HAHAHAHAHAHA! GAM GRAMMAZ, HARMAN!" (05-17 13:25 BST) 347668

A zombie said "Nrh harmanz!n" (05-17 14:53 BST) 454064
A zombie said "Argh! Na Harmanz!n" (05-17 14:54 BST) 454064

Possibly from Ackland? 2

A zombie said "Mmm... B!G Mamma AGA!N" (4 hours and 52 minutes ago) 201346

A zombie said "Zambah gah zzzzzzz. Harmanbargarz!" (3 hours and 42 minutes ago) 494951

A zombie said "Gragh arh harman! Rarh!" (1 hour and 30 minutes ago) 35411

Big Bash Siege of Nichols Mall

A zombie said "Anazah harman gahz bah bah... Ahn anazah, ahn anazah..." (40 minutes ago) 395914

A zombie said "MARN!NG HARMANZ! Zgarrah zambahz gahna grab zahm BRA!NZ!" (17 minutes ago) 495520

A zombie said "Mmm... Barga!nz. Ganna gahm bahg aga!n ahn aga!n." (6 minutes ago) 395914

At Revive Points

A zombie said "Nah Gah Mrrh? Mrrh? Gah GRRRAAAGGHH! Grab Manbagz! Harm Manbagz! Bah arrah Zrmbah!"

You are at Orome Avenue.
There is a horde of 21 other zombies here.
A zombie said "Zambazh! Nah gah mrh mrh mrh! Nah bah harman zambahz, bah zambahz! Zambahz gah GRAAAGH, nah mrh? Harman zambahz nah zgarah, bah ah ahm. Ah ahm hra zgarah zambah! Harmanz ah mah, ahn gah Ahhhh, zambah! RAN RAN RAN! Bah mah zambah brazzah ahn zazzahz!"
A zombie said "Mrh?"
A zombie said "Mrh?"
A zombie said "Zambahz! Gah, gah ahn harm harmanz! Gah ahn harm RNA rabbahz! Nah gah mrh?! Harmanz zah mah zambah brazzahz ahn zazzahz ahn ran! Zambahz ahm zrahng, zambahz ahm zgarah, ahn zambah ahm HANGRAH! Ran harmanz ahn harman zambahz, mah zambahz ahm haarh! BARHAH!"

Meeting the Broadway Zombies

A zombie said "Hagz Znarrah Ahm zah grab zarh harh! Grab grab! Amma grabba annah gazzah Znarrah!" (1 hour and 41 minutes ago) 447463
A zombie said "Gagzarh Ranzam??? Ah zang za harmanz arh azzarh zaarh..." (46 minutes ago) 447463
A zombie gestured to the Bowle Museum. (46 minutes ago) 447463
A zombie said "Anbrah azz gazzang ah Mazzahn Zaa. Grahm arrang!" (9 minutes ago) 416363
A zombie gestured to the north-west. (9 minutes ago) 416363

Re: Lord Pitman:
A zombie said "Hah! Aggah Ranzahm! Haz ah gabba? Ah za hangrah?" (22 hours and 4 minutes ago) 416363
A zombie said "Hah, gah zah ha ba Raah Bazmahn. Hah az zah granbabbah ah arrh za zahmbahz!" (21 hours and 59 minutes ago) 416363
A zombie gestured to Carder Row School. (21 hours and 58 minutes ago) 416363
A zombie said "Hah, ga bazzah Rahb Bahman." (21 hours and 49 minutes ago) 416363
A zombie gestured to Carder Row School. (21 hours and 49 minutes ago) 416363

Lebende Tote

A zombie said "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Bang bang man ZZZZ. Zarrah, ma zahmbahz gang arh razz!hra, Zahmarrah..." (04-27 11:38 BST) 318040
A zombie said "BARHAH!!!BARHAH!!!BARHAH!!!" (04-27 11:39 BST) 318040
A zombie said "Zahmarrah, mah naggahz zmazh barragazh. Rrh, rrh!!" (04-27 11:42 BST) 318040
A zombie said "Rrn!Rrn! Na gran! Na gran! BARHAH bang bang manz. Rrn!!! Hranz?!? Zarrah..." (04-27 17:38 BST) 318040
A zombie said "Rrn!Rrn! Rrn!Rrn! Rrn!Rrn! Rrn!Rrn! Rrn!Rrn! Rrn!Rrn!" (04-27 17:39 BST) 318040

A zombie said "BANANA GANG BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (5 hours and 1 minute ago)
You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (5 hours and 1 minute ago) ...and again. (exactly 5 hours ago)
A zombie said "H! Harmanz! H! Harmanz!" (exactly 5 hours ago)
A zombie killed StickMan016. (4 hours and 59 minutes ago)
A zombie said "GRAB MAH BANANA, HARMANZ." (4 hours and 55 minutes ago)

A zambah harman moment of understanding:
The Real Morrissey said "You shut your mouth, how can you say, I go about things the wrong way?" (4 hours and 39 minutes ago)
The Real Morrissey said "I am human and I need to be loved" (4 hours and 38 minutes ago)
The Real Morrissey said "Just like everybody else does." (4 hours and 38 minutes ago)
The Real Morrissey said "There's a club if you'd like to go" (4 hours and 38 minutes ago)
The Real Morrissey said "You could meet somebody who really loves you" (4 hours and 38 minutes ago)
A zombie said "H!" (4 hours and 38 minutes ago)
The Real Morrissey said "Hi!" (4 hours and 37 minutes ago)
A zombie said "Ha Ha" (4 hours and 37 minutes ago)
The Real Morrissey said "*touches zombie's glowing fingertip to his own*" (4 hours and 36 minutes ago)
The Real Morrissey said "You could be happy here, I could take care of you. I wouldn't let anybody hurt you. We could grow up together, E.T." (4 hours and 35 minutes ago)

A zombie said "Mah Naggaz!! Bang bang gang ga mrh? Mrh?. Azzaz! Manbagz! H! Harmanz! Banana ram bang bang manz azzrz. Grab mah hang!ng manbagz. Bang bang gang, nah brabram! Ha ha! Bah!" (2 hours and 58 minutes ago) 318040

Minions

A zombie said "Harh, harh! Nah marh harmanz!" (04-28 00:48 BST) 230890
You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (04-28 00:48 BST)
A zombie said "RABBABZ! AH NAZHHA GANHHZAMN RABBAB!" (04-28 01:00 BST) 149039
A zombie said "M!N!ANZ GrAB BRA!NZ!! GRARRR!!" (04-28 01:00 BST) 68631
You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (04-28 01:01 BST)
A zombie said "M!n!anz, ahh? Hmm..." (04-28 01:02 BST) 149039
A zombie said "M!N!ANZ!!!" (04-28 01:02 BST) 268089
A zombie said "Graaaagh!" (04-28 01:03 BST) 492710
A zombie killed Baden Powell. (04-28 01:03 BST)
A zombie said "BRA!NZZ" (04-28 01:04 BST) 112636
JonahBlack killed a zombie. (04-28 01:07 BST)
A zombie said "ZMAAZH MAGH ZA ZBRAG" (04-28 01:09 BST) 372366
A zombie killed Negularis. (04-28 01:10 BST)
You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (04-28 01:10 BST)
A zombie killed Kuiba. (04-28 01:10 BST)
A zombie killed Ciabata. (04-28 01:10 BST)
A zombie killed MikeTheSprog. (04-28 01:11 BST)
A zombie killed yorrick brown. (04-28 01:11 BST)
A zombie said "ZARBRAZ RNA RABBA HAHAH HAHAH HAHAH HAH HAH HAHA" (04-28 01:11 BST) 372366

Fall of the Blackmore

A zombie said "Ahhhhhhhh... Mrrrrrrrh... GRAB HARMANZ!" (5 hours and 54 minutes ago) 341294

A zombie said "Mrh?" (5 hours and 26 minutes ago) 545061
A zombie said "Rahab harman? Mrh?" (5 hours and 25 minutes ago) 545061

A zombie said "Zharh azh ah harz ahn Nah Ahrahnz zhaah graah zhah Rahzang Zan... Gam ahn, aghrabarhah!" (4 hours and 4 minutes ago) 55442

A zombie killed private room. (43 seconds ago) 651541
A zombie said "Ranzag! BARHAH!" (32 seconds ago) 377291

Possibly from the Blackmore?

A zombie said "Graaagh! Grab mah hang!n hambargarh bannana ahn gangbang mah azz harmanz! Grab mah manbagz!" (1 hour and 11 minutes ago) 437772
A zombie said "BAR HAR HAR! BRA!NZ!" (1 hour and 10 minutes ago) 437772
You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (1 hour and 9 minutes ago) ...and again. (6 minutes ago)
A zombie destroyed the generator. (6 minutes ago)
A zombie destroyed the radio transmitter. (5 minutes ago)
A zombie said "Harrah, harmanz! Ahgrabarhah ganz nah!" (5 minutes ago) 55442

P.S.

I just realised I still have more saved in my Google Documents!! I'll add them later. --Dr Ransom 07:57, 19 April 2007 (BST)