The 7 Conquistadores/Reasons why Officer Conrad is a hippie and a communist

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Now we shall reveal the communist and hippie ways of Officer Conrad.

FOR HIPPIE

-Long hair. Enough said.

FOR COMMUNIST

-His name is Officer CONRAD. If you change the N to a M and add an E at the end, you get COMRADE. Convicted.

-If you want even more evidence, both comrade and conrad sound a little like commie.

-He claims to be a pro war socialist. Sure. Commie.

-Look at his nationstates nation. 100+ tax percent. Definite communist.

-And if you could possibly need any more evidence, just look at him, and call him a communist to annoy him. You will see how good it feel to annoy him so (as long as he does not have his hands around our neck (another communist action.))

Wow, I could probably write an essay on all of this.

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