The Douch Arms

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The Douch Arms
EthrDemon (talk) 21:49, 29 January 2020 (UTC)
the Douch Arms

Dunningwood [97,20]

the Mayled Arms
a carpark
Rabani Way School the Douch Arms the Crampton Building
a junkyard Horler Square the Hanrahan Building

Basic Info:

  • Pubs have no internal descriptions, apart from " abandoned pub."
  • Arms can be barricaded normally.


The Douch Arms, which is also affectionately called the "Douche Arms", was once a popular singles bar located in the suburb of Dunningwood. Ever since the "Malton Incident" the bar has become the home of Stacy's Mom. Anyone wishing to hang out with her is welcome to do so. Stacy's Mom has got it goin' on.

The sister location to The Douch Arms is Douch Street in Paynterton.

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Barricade Policy

This building should be Extremely Heavily barricaded at all times. This is in accordance with the mutually agreed-upon Dunningwood Barricade Plan set forth by local survivor groups, who routinely work together to monitor that the barricades for this building are at the aforementioned level. This building is meant to serve as a safehouse for Malton's veteran survivors.

Survivors who find the building's barricades below their assigned level are asked to assist in raising them back up in order to help ensure the safety of all the survivors staying inside the building. Any survivor found lowering the barricades may be directly "put to the question" by any vigilante-minded survivor who catches the culprit in the act. If this happens the accused survivor must present a valid reason for their actions or be labeled a zombie spy/death cultist and be judged accordingly. So always be cautious lest you find yourself summarily executed for crimes against humanity.

Past Events

March 27th, 2007 - The Drama Club staged a performance of "Army of Darkness" as part of their Border Tour of Malton. Their performance was enjoyed by three survivors who were present for the event.

December 22nd, 2006 - In what is considered to be unusual activity by the locals, moderate numbers of zombies targeted the Douch Arms and the surrounding buildings, whereas normally it sees no more than one zombie at a time. The origin of the increase in the numbers of zombies was not determined. Stacy's Mom was killed several times, but was swiftly revived by the local clinic each time. She was quoted as saying, "The Douch Arms is supposed to be a place where humans and zombies can hang out and drink in peace. I don't understand why these guys are being such assholes. And they bite too hard. I mean, I like it rough, but not that rough."

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