The Elton Museum

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the Elton Museum Hollomstown [63,93] Cowen Drive Minifie Plaza the Colbourne Museum the Pink Museum the Elton Museum a factory Theophan General Hospital the Roddoway Building wasteland Basic Info: Museums have a wide range of different collections and exhibitions, although previously they were not lootable. Nowadays, different decorative items may be found there. Generally, the descriptions found in Museums fall along the lines of "…currently displaying a(n) exhibition/installation/collection of _____________" Museums can be barricaded normally.

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Description

A Cubist Sculpture Museum.

Elton John's wax statue

History

The Elton Museum was originally founded as a Cubist Sculpture Museum in 1912, however during the 1980's it ran into financial difficulties forcing the owners to sell it to the highest bidder. Attracted by the building's name and its phallic shape Elton John outbid all others and took control of the Museum. He immediately destroyed the cubist sculptures remaining in the building and replaced them with classic Elton pieces, including his vast glasses collection, his favourite piano, an exact rubber replica of his phallus and of course his extensive porn collection.

Unfortunately with 2005 came the Malton Incident and the angry Elton hating zombie hordes that destroyed the priceless antiques in the museum, replacing them instead with an array of Cubist Sculptures and bizarrely a Ming Vase. Visitors to the museum are advised that the replica of Elton John's John can be found at Club Backholer.

Barricade Policy

Keep at EHB to stop zombies penetrating inside.

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