The Insulters
| The Insulters | |
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| Abbreviation: | TI |
| Group Numbers: | Open |
| Leadership: | Wowbagger |
| Goals: | To insult the entire population of Malton |
| Recruitment Policy: | The ability to speak is required |
| Contact: | there´ll be a forum soon |
WHAT
The Insulters are inspired by Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged (a character from Douglas Adams series of novels "THE HITCHHIKER´S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY") who, was-indeed, is-one of the Universe´s very small number of immortal beings. Due to his meaningless existence he decided to insult the Universe. That is, he would insult everybody in it. Individually, personally and one by one.
(the whole story by Douglas Adams.)
So like Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged we´ve got only ONE GOAL! To insult the Universe, or at least the part within easy reach, -Malton!
WHY
Because in UD you aren´t really mortal and once you´ve gained all the EP you´ve got nothing to do that matters. So stop wasting your time "fighting for a better Malton", join The Insulters and give your pathetic life a purpose!
HOW
We don´t have any rules! It doesn´t matter if you are a nice and helpful survivor or if you are a twisted Pker, we simply try to insult everyone we meet (examples). Yet it is of great importance that you add your achievements to the >list of people insulted< so no one gets insulted twice (considering all the onces that havn´t been sworn at yet it just wouldn´t be fair).
WHO
(feel free to add your name if you want to join)
- unhealthy squint(Wowbaggers first student)
- JimBourbon
- Skull of law 324
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