The Malton Bounty Emo Killers
|The Malton Bounty Emo Killers|
|Leadership:||ShinobiSlider, Doctor Oberman|
|Goals:||Rid Urban Dead of Emo, Trenchcoating, and generally stupid people.|
|Recruitment Policy:||Anyone. We're equal oppertunity.|
The Malton Bounty Emo Killers
We're killers for hire and in our spare time we dedicate ourselves to killing all who have an emo or Trenchcoater profile. We're making the game more entertaining for all by forcing those with mundane or annoying profiles to spice them up a little!
The Malton Bounty Emo Killers hold alliances or non-aggression pacts with the following groups:
|The Malton Bounty Emo Killers has been nominated to win the Best Zombie/Survivor Group Award.|
The M-BEK was nominated for a Jonesy for Best Zombie/Survivor group. If that doesn't say "The M-BEK is cooler than you" then what does?!
|This user or group may or may not be affiliated with The Malton Bounty Emo Killers, but agrees damn well that emos need to die!! Fat heads...|
|Silent Night Slaughter|
|Ho!Ho!Ho!Ho!Ho! The Malton Bounty Emo Killers caroled and celebrated with the residents of Fort Creedy on Christmas Eve in December 2007!!!|
|Destroyer Of Hope|
|The Malton Bounty Emo Killers had a hand in the First Ruining of Fort Creedy since Kevan fixed the forts. 'Twas a great day. Survivors screamed, zombies feasted, and murderers bathed in the blood of the innocent. Barhah! Praise be to Zeko!|
There are many, many idiots out there, what with this being the internet and all. Lots of them manage to find their way to us and think they're doing emos a good turn by vandalising this page or having a go at us on the boards. Well, you aren't helping because nothing you can say will make us join in your emo love fests, so stop trying to change our minds and go away.
Oh, and no matter how many times you deny it Gerard Way is emo and we don't care if you're insulted :D.
Anyway, here are some lovely quotes from people who think they know better:
- "U THINK U CAN KILL AL THE EMO'S WELL GUESS WAT IM GONNA KILL U!!! AND TAKE THAT PIC OF GERARD OF UR f**kIN THING HES NOT EVEN EMO!!!" --EmoKitty"
- "theres nothing wrong with being emo, oh and i think its wrong to put a pic of gerard way with a target, because i am a huge fan and its insulting" --jadieladie
- "ayo yall are idiots on da real im not a emo but i have homies who are and i enjoy there music on da real tip get a life but off no life havin nerds tryin 2 rip of kidz cuz yall dont have a life wow ur big and no im not emo i repeat i em a norteno a well affliated gang banger so like i said nerds get a life" -- brk (oh yeah, definite "well affiliated gang banger" vibe here)
- "u guys are so UNBELIEVABLY CRUEL, i think we need i site where we kill emo haters... " --emo tional(no joke, that was his actual s/n!)
- "U LOT R f**kING KNOBS!!! EMO I A LABEL!!!! UR PROBABLY ALL CHAVS!!!!!! f**k u lot!!!!GERARD WAY IS A LEGEND!!!!!" --i hatre myself
- "Ok that's just lame, why on EARTH would you want to kill EMOs simply because they're being themselves? My BEST. FRIEND. Is EMO, so would you go kill her? She minds her own business, doesn't cut, is kind to everyone that's kind to her, and is open minded. I can't say any of those things for YOU people. So really who's the monster here? Certainly not the victims. EMOs don't deserve that Beat that logic. Wow, get a new hobby?" --Broken (wow, get a brain?)
- "i am so anoyd nw ur group is disgustin jst cz ur jelous tht emos r soooo much betta thn u filthi chavs duznt mean u av 2 go n get rid ov them all thts jst evil i could report u 2 tha police 4 harrassment cz ur so nasti!!!! ne1 hu ISNT an emo hater r u wiv me on dis??!! ur scum u lot!!! " -- xxlizxx
- "Anyone in TMBEKCOD(The Mastrubating pregnant dog Esquahily Kookoo club of doom)is really mean.I am going to the bathroom now haha!" --thissitesucks
- "You dirty f*cking pkers!! I'm not an emo or a trenchcoater, but I've been killed, as a human, twice by you're f*ck'n attack dogs, who couldn't sodomize their own brother with both hands without a manual with pictures. Eat me Fucktards!!!!!!" --Roland Thomson" (posted almost a hundred times on this very page! Anger, much?)
- "emos are nice it is mean to kill them love from craig david xxx" --craig david
- "I AM STUPID!!! I AM TOO STUPID TO MAKE UP MY OWN PERSONALITY AND LOVE THAT, SO INSTEAD I BASH OTHERS. I AM AN IDIOT. I THINK MY WAY IS THE ONLY RIGHT WAY. NOW I WILL GO FUCK MY SELF SIDE WAYS IN A CLOSET BECAUSE I HATE EMOS!!! - Arrista... remember the name bitches!" --Arrista. Obviously.
- "ALL PEOPLE DESERVE RESPECT. WHETHER OR NOT YOU AGREE WITH THEM YOU MUST NOT BE DEGRADING OR RUDE! I am one to love all people exept those people who can not love. Arrista is my name, DONT WEAR IT OUT!!! --Arrista, again. LOL yes, let's not be degrading or rude like you just were with the whole vandalizing thing and being so mean to us just because you don't agree with our views. Piss off and get your own wiki page.
Also, if you're going to send an angry email try to send it to someone who's actually in the group next time. KAY THANKS ^_^ -- lots of love, Mrs Flibble.