The New Society for the Creation and or Use of New and or Better Words in the English Vocabulary

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The New Society for the Creation and or Use of New and or Better Words in the English Vocabulary
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Abbreviation: NSCUNBWEV or The New Society
Group Numbers: 1 for now
Leadership: privatedillo
Goals: Making zombies heads explode with New and or Better Words - or by any other means necessary
Recruitment Policy: In our Recruiting Forum
Contact: Our Forum

The New Society was created by me, privatedillo, in response to all the bad spam I have to read through to find at least one piece of important information. This group is not against spamming in general, just bad spam. We of The New Society have decided that to spam you need to use new and better words. If we wanted to read through a bunch of crap written using a normal vocabulary, we would read the newspaper.

Accepted Ideas

Ideas which The New Society has proven to be true.

Common Sense

You need it. Common sense is the most useful thing in the world. If you think you have it and don't you're stupid. If you don't have it you're stupid, and even if you're genius, you need it to actually be smart. Please use it before you say anything.

Imagination

Get a better one. The New Society is against standardization and does not want people to cut and paste words we support, so we refuse to tell you them. If you are not a member of The New Society and do not wish to join us, use Common Sense and try not to bore us to death with your spam.

Spelling

It's useless. Since we are against standardization, any attempt to force people to do the same thing is against us. Just remember, use common sense, if someone can't read your spam then it is bad spam.

Grammar

If someone understands what you are saying, then why waste the time and space that grammar requires?

What We Do

  1. Make Zombies heads explode.
  2. We have realized that zombies are unable to spam, so we kill bad spammers. If you find someone who is a bad spammer, try to kill them, and if you can't, add them to our targets list with a link to their UD ID and someone will try to kill them later. We do not call ourselves a PKing group, because we are working for the benifit of Malton. Just, remember that making zombies heads explode is our top priority and we are only trying to improve the communications in Malton.
  3. Keep buildings barricaded, safe, powered, and with working radios.

Where We Are

In Dentonside.

Target List

All Zombies in Dentonside.

HighlandZHunter has been confirmed kos.

Members

Your leader and founder privatedillo