The Streltsy/Allies

Our allies include, and are limited to: Billy Blanks, Susan Popham, mindless 10-year-old minions who watch the Disney Channel, O.J. Simpson, and figures from your childhood nightmares (see right).

Oh, and Legends of Darkness and Mail Order Mail. They're some really hoopy froods.

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Our enemies:

The SWA: We'd kill the SWA if it wasn't dead already.

A typical SWA reaction to The Streltsy.

A typical Streltsy reaction to the SWA.

Susan Popham: If I hadn't already used those adjectives from Douglas Adams on LoD, I'd use them on her. Take a look at her amazing improvement to Malton's Technology. Also, add this template to stuff:

	Susan Popham Fan Club
	This User acknowledges Susan's greatness.

To avoid the risk of not quite creeping everyone out, we built a statue of her at the Potter Monument in Foulkes Village.