The Thugs of Malton

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The Thugs of Malton
Abbreviation: The Thugs, ToM
Group Numbers: formidable and growing
Leadership: Akadama Satoshi
Goals: Chaos. Bloodshed. Carnage.
Recruitment Policy: Open Recruitment, anyone willing to have fun while killing anyone and everyone indiscriminately
Contact: The talk page,

What We Do

We kill people. Indiscriminately, sometimes with purpose, sometimes just because you're a n00b or we don't like your name. Bounty hunters are hypocrites and deserve to die. If you're a lone survivor we'll probably pick you off just for being alone. We're a street gang who's not to be messed with.

"No witnesses, only victims."

We run the group by consensus. Everyone gets a say, everyone gets to make plans and everyone gets to call the shots from time to time. Chaos and carnage is what we do, but we also want to make the game more fun. Interested in joining? Email me and we'll meet up, have a beer and talk things over. If things go well we'll all end up drunk and the Thugs will have a new member.


-Feb. 19, 2010: The Anarchist revives The Thugs (and his killing spree) by murdering two survivors just south of Woodroffe Mall. This is considered to be the New Beginning for the Thugs of Malton. From here on out, this will be know as the date the group was founded.

May 2010: The Funny Man and The Last Man Standing join The Anarchist on his quest for chaos and anarchy.

May 13: First successful PKing raid. 5 dead.

May 25, 12:01 AM: The Thugs laid waste to a fire station and leaving 6 innocents dead in less than a minute. Our first well-timed, well-executed raid carried out to perfection.

June 14, 2010: The Thugs declare war on The Spanish Inquisition. The first gang war the group is involved in. The first shots that started the war were fired by The Funny Man, killing the leader (Mick McManix) and a lower member of the Spanish Inquisition.

June 2012: Back in business.

December 8, 2012: Akadama Satoshi returns from inactivity. Recruitment now open.

February 27, 2019: Akadama Satoshi is still alive, kicking, and recruiting. Use the talk page for now.


We'll take anyone who wants to kill for the fun of it. Use our talk page for now while alternative channels are set up.


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Akadama Satoshi has PKed 185 people.

Former Members

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Jimmy R has PKed 44 people.

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The Last Man Standing has PKed 21 people.

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Jason Youkilis has PKed 33 people.

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J.H. has PKed 11 people.

Total Slaughtered

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The Thugs of Malton has PKed 251 people.

The Blacklist (ALL KOS!)

Dark Blue Helmet

Hunters Anonymous (group)

Team Xtreme (group)

Medic 813

Thade ilt Danor


The Streltsy


The Orthodox Order of the Grim Reaper

Sisters of Death


Killer.jpg Player Killer Group
"One kills a man, one is an assassin; one kills millions, one is a conqueror; one kills everybody, one is a god."

This Group is a PKer Group and supports the act of Player Killing.

Hat.jpg Honor Among Thieves
This user or group supports the Honor Among Thieves Policy & finds that PKing is more fun when only innocents suffer.
Mpd.png Report Bounty Hunters!
Don't let them get away with hypocrisy! Report them to the The Streltsy!
This user or group is a bunch of sadistic motherfuckers, just like the guy who tricked this fat kid into wearing that shirt.
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This User or Group supports the concept and ideals of Anarchism, and will fight against all kind of oppression and groups that want to establish the old capitalistic order.