The soft parade

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the soft parade
Abbreviation: We have no abbreviation, we are the soft parade!!
Group Numbers: 7
Leadership: Nava K'shrima,Comrade Corpsekiller
Goals: Party!!!!
Recruitment Policy: Anyone, just contact us
Contact: Our forum

Successful hills are here to stay, everything must be this way. Gentle streets where people play, welcome to the soft parade! All our lives we sweat and save, building for a shallow grave; Must be something else we say, somehow to defend this place. Everything must be this way, everything must be this way, yeah! The soft parade has now begun, listen to the engines hum. People out to have some fun, a cobra on my left, Leopard on my right, yeah!

Who are we, the soft parade?

The soft parade was formed at the beginning of the Mall Tour '06 by Nava K'shrima and Comrade Corpsekiller. With the success of the Mall Tour it gained members, and had soon established itself as a highly efficient zombie force, which regularly partied out at large venues around Malton, resulting in deliciously high death rates. With the end of the Mall Tour, the soft parade continued for a while, wandering Malton and dining with/on harmanz frequently. The group eventually became dormant due to its members having better things to do, however Corpsekiller and Nava K'shrima have recently awoken, and so has the soft parade..again..AND AGAIN..and again.

Dearest followers, after a long time of undead sleep we awake again. Our deVive clinic is being swept of corpses and barricaded. Soon to be fueled and will be a haven for all like minded fellows.

Ethical policies

We of the soft parade simply want to party. Unfortunately for many survivors however, our idea of a good party generally tends to involve either loading up a shotgun or pistol and letting off a few rounds, or feasting on delicious harman brainz. Everything must be this way!!

What's the point in a zombie apocalypse game where the humans outnumber the zombies?!? We of the soft parade believe that for this game to be truly fun there has to be at least 75% undead! To this end we aim to kill as much harmanz as possible!


  • All soft parade members join us in Penny Heights, a new dawn is upon us!*
  • Comrades!! Arise and fight, enemies are flurishing and the living lay living in their buildings! now is a time to boogie!*
  • We have been assaulted! without any reason, by the treacherous ZOG!!! take to arms!
  • We do cater for outside clients, and if you know of a building that you feel should get our special attention, we would be more than happy to hold a shindig there.
  • Mall Tour '07 the soft parade is planning to join the Mall Tour '07 and the newly formed Pk tour soon. Planned attack times can lead to very good dining, so book your place now.
  • Don't forget now, place "the soft parade" into your group affiliation box. No capitals, we want to look good!

Revive and DeVive Point

The soft parade operate a politically correct, non-segregrated Revive and deVive point in Penny Heights at The Pester Building.It is a new and revolutionary idea and the Service at the Pester Building is the sole point of its kind. It serves both the living and the dead in a manner that is both comfortable and welcoming. Please look at deVive for more information on this ingenious new idea.

For all revive and deVive requests please post on Talk:the soft parade in the relevant place.

To get in contact

There are several ways to get in contact with the soft parade:

  • By broadcasting on our radio frequency at 26.45
  • By moseying on down to our new forum and make an application in the introductions board (Preferred)
  • By sending a PM to Comrade Corpsekiller or Nava Kshrima on the Brainstock forums
  • By applying in the following topics on the Brainstock forums:

know what you are talking about Short-wave Radio Info
This group or location has a dedicated radio frequency.

Frequency: 26.45 MHz
Transmitter Coordinates: Various

Just look how happy some of our members are...have you ever seen such well fed zombies?!Xombiefun.jpg

Past Parties

We regret to announce that those named below all died during the festivities.

Please note that the list does not include individuals killed by lone members of the soft parade in isolated incidents, or any guests at parties attended by the olde softe parade (and there were quite a few of those, I'll tell you).

Cemetery stones 2.jpg PK Count
the soft parade has dined with/devived and thus has PKed 77 people.

Stickling Mall, Shearbank, 12 August 2009

  • AmazingKeith
  • Phinaes J Flimflam
  • zanbolt2

The Fitkin Hotel, Shearbank, 15 June 2009

  • Midrael Gray
  • Frank

St. Boniface's Hospital, Santlerville, 22 July 2008

  • Brewster21

Club Izzard, [86, 64] Vinetown, 26 February 2007

  • linzi88
  • buddy thomas
  • Jhonson Valentine
  • Scaasi
  • Flash Masta

The Orome Arms, [92, 78] Penny Heights, 28 February 2007

  • Brain Thopson
  • Aragn Iceblood
  • kinkyshe
  • Fizbit
  • Ingram82

Various Locations, Penny Heights

  • fizbit
  • wyb
  • brian thopson
  • tser
  • saint murphy
  • lance hawke
  • whitecoated
  • bud smoker

Lumber Mall, [99, 77] Penny Heights, 3 March 2007

  • DeusExMathias (killed again same place on 6 March)
  • ziggystardustx

Dowdney Mall, Santlerville, 6th September

  • Biggen Long

St Martha's Church [94, 75] Penny Heights, 3 March 2007

  • UssBlackWhale
  • Kyller
  • porchmonkey4life
  • Max Exo
  • Prvt Zachary

Winsley Avenue Police Dept, [98, 50] Dentonside 7/8th March

  • Mrdan
  • ethan15
  • tonyman

Various Locations, Dentonside 8th March

  • El trepanator
  • Louie Lambert
  • bbq des
  • Psp King

Hooker Bank, Houldenbank 11th March

  • mike barton

Various Locations, Penny Heights 11 March

  • allen tompson
  • Danneh
  • teletech1

The Pester Building [deVive clinic], Penny Heights

  • Nuclear jamJar
  • Dr Fermento
  • amiasheep
  • Flaky
  • Duncan Ferguson

Various locations, Paynterton 14 March

  • Ryou Nano
  • Faryl

St. Bruno's Church, Pegton 20 March

  • Jack Kruger
  • Akeliukas
  • Liudvikas
  • Mernard
  • Andrew C

Mitchem Mall, Vinetown 23rd and 26th March and 2nd September

  • Vagitarian
  • Nekrocyde
  • RedeyeSy
  • Jimmy Dew
  • Juclub
  • Little Chicken
  • Klutz
  • grapesodapop
  • hitler

Giddings Mall, Pitneybank 4th September

  • Faust Milton

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