Thulsa Doom's Temple of Set
|Thulsa Doom's Temple of Set|
|Goals:||Teach the Riddle of Steel to All!|
|Recruitment Policy:||All who know the Riddle are welcome|
|Contact:||firstname.lastname@example.org OR Bulletin Board|
Do you know the Riddle of Steel? We do! Come learn it's secrets. Welcome children to the new world. A world where flesh is stronger than steel, a world where your every pleasure is at your right hand, a world where even the cold kiss of death cannot stop the will of the great undying God Set.
Join Thulsa Doom's Temple of Set, surrender your succulent flesh to Set and find the freedom which has eluded you, unite in the brotherhood and sisterhood of thousands of brethren all striving with unity for the triumph of the great god of flesh against the decadent utilizers of steel who would enslave us all. "Who among you still fears death?"
Follow this link to learn The Riddle of Steel directly from Thulsa Doom!
Philosophy and Outlook
We here at Thulsa Doom's Temple of Set embrace all as brothers and sisters. We encourage you to set yourself free from the constraints of mortality by embracing the cold kiss of the dark one, Set. In this regard we believe an individual cannot be truly free until they have broken the bonds of death, and in this regard we strive daily to help our brothers and sisters find their way past the final threshold, and to spill their warm and tasty blood in the name of the great snake God.
Throw off the shackles of mortality just as the snake shed's it's skin and embrace the cold clarity of death. Rise again reborn in the image of Set and assist us in the great crusade against steel and those who embrace it's empty promises of glory and pleasure.
Donations to the temple are accepted. While we are not an official 501-C-3 non-profit organization as of yet, we are willing to take our...pound of flesh...in the form of a tithe, and any groups offering such contributions shall perhaps find that the great unblinking eye of Set is willing to pass over them for the time being in favor of other more urgent matters which the Temple must attend to. (Young tasty females preferred). All voluntary donations to the church will be met with "Set's Grace", a period where the church shall focus on other matters.
All are welcome to join the Temple provided that they accept without question the great and true teachings of Doom, which we fondly call the 10 suggestions:
The 10 Suggestions #1. Set is the lord thy God, and unto him your flesh shall be submitted #2. Thulsa Doom is the prophet of Set's will. As such he shall be quoted whenever possible #3. Embrace the The Riddle of Steel and know the strength of flesh over that of steel. #4. Works of steel (Guns, Axes, Generators, computers) and their utilizers are decadent and shall be destroyed #5. Thou shalt not eat of the flesh of thy brother. All undead serve Set's cause whether they know it or not, and shall not be harmed unless they utter the blasphemous "Mrh?" in rejection of Set's gift #6. The living may join and aid the Temple, provided they agree to submit their flesh to Set at a later date #7. Young nubile females are especially appreciated as sacrifices to Set #8. Snakes are cool. Especially this one #9. Infidel survivors shall be either crucified to the Tree of Woe, or placed on the Wheel of Pain. #10. Until a Tree of Woe or Wheel of Pain is acquired, they shall be eaten instead.
Learn more about Thulsa Doom's Temple of Set from the sacred scriptures:
Once you understand the The Riddle of Steel and embrace the teachings of Thulsa Doom you will be counted among the sacred Priests of Set, who tutor the survivors of Malton in the true meaning of the The Riddle of Steel.
So This is Paradise
The Temple of Set is not without it's pleasures. Come join us for great parties, complete with half-naked drugged women being devoured by snakes and a great soup recipe, excellent for adding a little extra flavor to the not-so-succulent heathen. What other zombie group offers all this? Ask yourself, does your cult have cannibal orgies? No? Then what are you waiting for? Drop on by our Temple (formerly St. Margaret's Church) in Northeast Reganbank and join the party. Speak the sacred "Brnhr" to a priest and they shall lead you to suitable communion. If no priest is at the alter don't worry - we've just stepped out to get the ingredients for the next pot of infidel soup. The faithful can find us through the e-mail address provided in the group box at the top right of this page.
In the meantime, hear what the survivors of Malton are saying about Thulsa Doom's Temple of Set by following this link to the word on the street.
We look forward to you joining the Temple. Remember the quote of the prophet:
Infidel Defilers. They shall all drown in lakes of blood.
ALL HAIL SET!
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